 You know, anyone noticed the little kids screaming in the background in the playground? One, it's creepy. Two, where are the little kids? And three, can we cut that noise out? Is there an option for that? Today we're doing something special. Now y'all see me shoot on my Peter Sharp, y'all see me shoot on my play shooter. Today, I haven't grinded none of this shit yet for this build right here. My six foot slasher. I figured I'd throw my A1 release on him. Absolutely no practice or anything. We're about to see if we can make it rain with a pure slasher. Let me upgrade this stuff though. It's been, I should have already done this. I'm a little bit late. I've been just in what his attribute situation is going to look like. Standing layout, driving layout. All that stuff is a 99. Attributes don't really matter in this instance because for whatever reason on 2K, what matters more than attributes when it comes to attacking the rim is height. And I don't have that because I'm six foot. So we'll see just how much of a struggle this is. Especially until I get my Hall of Fame badges, man. This is going to be a real struggle. All right. So 190,000 2K, my 2K, the VC situation is out of control. All right, the Open Shot 3 is a 54. Okay, we unlock this. That, that, this, this, that, as well as this, this as well. That too, this. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. I'm looking nice now. I just got to get out the brown shirt. Hey, if I buy a shirt for my other bills, does it transfer over? I actually didn't check what my ball handling was. I'm low-key going to be worried if I don't at least get the pro animations. Thank God. Okay, I'm set. All right, just copped all my animations low-key. I don't really know if these are the best ones. They just kind of looked a little good. And I don't really have time to waste like that. I'm going to curate and find the exacter moves for my exact play style another time. But for now, I want to equip these and I want to get started on the part. What a shame 2K took out that easy step back where you just clicked back on the right stick, man. That was a sharpshooter favorite. I'm a little disappointed they took that out, bro. They're really, really disappointed. Because it's a good animation. Why, like, why are you removing good animations? There's only but a few, you know? Agent, the game needs balance! Oh! I, I had to deck myself out, man. Y'all thought I was going to walk in there with a brown shirt? Come on, that's just bad luck, bro. I don't want bad luck. Oh, I love that. Great choice. What do you mean you love that, man? You work here. Of course you're going to say that. I don't trust it anymore. I don't want that. Remove. Uh, you can go with the t-shirts. That's all you guys got? Yo, severely lacking in the t-shirt department, man. There we go. This right here. Oh, I love that. Great choice. Does she love everything I'm picking out? Come on, man. I can't, I don't trust this no more. See, I got to go to the premium clothes section. I'm a premium guy. Y'all know me. I dress very premium, right? Y'all know I got to go with one of these corny ones. As long as she doesn't say she loves shit, she doesn't like this one. All right, this is the one we're going with. Who's walking jeans shorts? If you ever bought jeans shorts, don't talk to me. I know all about style. Bop! I can rock these. And she doesn't mess with them. Let's go. All right, now I got to get a squad with me. I got a deck out in my my court right after I watched the advertisement at the start. Please, guys, let's do a prayer together. We don't want to catch an advertisement by the time we get up there. But considering it's a new player, you know we're about to catch an advertisement when we get up there. How is there no advertisement? I can't be mad. I'm asking questions, bro. Let me just keep this quiet. See, I got to watch my own jump shot video now to find out what my A1 jumper was. I hate that you got to redo jumpers for every player. They should transfer, man. That's frustrating. I'm roughing about Fridge Protector 30 right now. You have no idea how many kids go up to me in school and recognize that it's you. So many kids recognize that it's you. Oh, that's lit, bro. Okay. Okay, agent. Okay. Risk. We cannot let you go 0 for 11. I'm here to save you, man. We're getting your first win this game. Agent! Let's go! Let's go! Yeah! I just realized I didn't equip any contact dunks. Ah! Oh, yeah. I think we could actually win this game. These guys are great. Oh, no. There we go, agent. There we go. Man! There we go. Hey, I see you! Terry, pick it up! Hello, buddy. You're not me. He thinks he's me. What's he trying to do, man? Oh, hey, bag. It was like 12-4. Oh, come on, agent. He's up, he's up, he's up, he's up. Chill out. No agent. I called you. Oh. One more. No! Nothing. Are you kidding me? I saw him. We're out of drag, dude. No, I'm there. Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. I was seven. What? Two cages into... They treat smaller players on 2K. Like, they're straight up four-foot. But it's all good, though. The reason we weren't really winning was because I didn't have my contact dunks equipped. What you mean I can't unlock all these dunks? What you mean? That's probably because you're a midget. I don't care how tall I am. Sparweb got these dump packs. My guy's missing dunks on the... Come on, guys. I'm a piercer slash. All right. You're guarding the piercer sharp. They're at risk. Risk, we cannot let you go over 12. It's not going to happen. I have my contact animations now. You don't have to worry. Oh, you're going to give me up? Give me those! Yeah! What's height? When you have talent. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Come on. Yo, I'm releasing these as A1 as possible, bro. It's tough to hit these. They're all stealing it from me! I've been locked out! They're good. Yeah, they're good. Damn, they're all time blocking me, man. Damn. I see everybody doing it, Mike Wang. Mike Wang, everybody can make that pass the one time I wanted to do it as eternal. My strides are this small, so it's possible to keep up. Please, don't miss them. What do I do? What do I do if I'm... It has to be it. They're stealing it. Playing defense is so... This is easily worse than a piercer sharp's defense. I'm right here. Come on, 2K. Die up! Die up! Despite the impossible defense! Come on! Wow. There's nothing we can do to it. Are these guys locked down defenders in disguise? Because every time they clicked square, it was a steal. It was phenomenal. Their steal success rate is higher than Leangelo Ball's. He robbed 3 stores before he got caught. He got caught reaching. Yeah, he's 3 for 4, right? Or 2 for 3? Either way, it's a really good percentage. Risk. All right, all in 13 will not... It might be the risk-curse, man. You might just be cursing us, risk. It's true. Zigzag. You already know. You already know. You didn't know we'd get a contact dunk one day? One day. I think I'm gonna get a win one day. I'd appreciate either one of us. That's all the steal. Wow. I'm boxing out. I literally can't box out. My guy doesn't pick up. Come on, that's not gonna drop. No way. Oh, my God. I'm on the break. This is the game. We got to win this game. Bust win. Bust win. This has to be the game. Hold up. I think I broke my headphones. Yeah. I can't hear them no more. Oh, my God. Bro, turn up the volume. Okay, I can kind of hear y'all. No, it's because my ear, my apple earbuds are broken. That's why I don't use them no more. So I'm hot to tune the dial. Like it's a 1990 radio just to hear some sound. Got me, got me, got me. Oh, yeah, tic-tac-toe watch. I see that. Let's go. I see that. No threes, no threes, no threes. Take it. Okay. Risk. I'm gonna drag. You be in the corner. I'm gonna kick it to you. Hooper is pick and roll. Oh, we got a nuke. Okay. Okay. It's gonna break down the offense. No, please, Joe. Please, Joe. Kill it, kill it, kill it. It really just wasn't meant to be, man. Six-foot slasher is... And we'll see once we get the badges. Hopefully. It's looking like the biggest flop in human history. One day, eventually. Hey, where is it? You might be the first player in history to go over 50, man. Yeah, I might. I might set a record for most losses in a row. Maybe you can hit 99 without a win. Yeah, G-Size has never done that. That would be the crazy shit of all time. I should try to do that. G-Size has never done that. You gotta play really good until the end, and then just let it flop. Yeah, just don't play the end.