Chris is busy fapping away to Transformers Animated, then faps in his Long Island Ice Tea, much to the displeasure of his sperm. Chris laments about his life as a single man, as well as Ivy, but with some encouraging words from Sonichu and Rosechu, decides to do something about it. He attempts to get a job so he can go bar-hopping. He attempts to get a fancy job, but the manager there is turned off by his rant. He goes to work at a grocery store, but he's too enamored by the female manager, Sarah, who quickly kicks him out. He ends up at a gay bar and, to his regret, takes the job. When Sonichu catches him, he quickly puts up a Captain's Log to dispel those rumors that he is gay.