Dedicated to the most ridiculous movie of all time that I can't resist watching...
Went to IMF to talk about my mission
Didn't know this whole thing was a trick and
Anthony hopkins stared out at the fire..
told me that i need to recruit this girl named Naya.
pedal to the medal on a windy mountain course
she was in an Audi.. i was in a Porsche.
called her on the phone, she called me a bloody spy..
i laughed like a clown and then i winked my eye..
what happened next, it wasn't expected..
first time ever that i've been rejected.
she crashed her car and with a spin i protected.
From the crash of the cars Naya was ejected..
meanwhile was a plane flying at 10000 feet
Vladamir looked ill sitting in the window seat.
the dr. kept calling Ambrose Dimiti.
then he got his neck snapped. ..awww poor Petrie..
back at IMF and things are getting clearer
now i know about Ambrose and Chimera.
this story is whack and barely even plausible
this isn't mission difficult it's mission impossible..
broke in to Biocyte to kill Chimera
completely unaware of danger in the area..
Ambrose and Stimp showed up with a quickness
shootin up the lab cuz they know I got the sickness
What happened next I could barely believe it.
Out came Naya from the back to retrieve it.
she took the vial and shot it right inside her body.
right now i'm using guns.. later on i'll use karate..
Naya was infected
she would die in 20 hours..
it was all up to me and my handsome super powers.
she told me I should go ahead and shoot her
her logic was sound
I could barely dispute her.
decided not to blast..
cuz i'm a find the right potion
then i set my watch
and ran in slow motion
What i did next
u might think i'm crazy
jumped out the building
and i'm ghost like Patrick Swayze.
up out the bunker in a fly leather jacket
spin moves and rolls is my favorite tactic
can't quite make it inside of the chopper
tell Lucious to find Naya and stop her
swiped a sport bike took out some shades from my pocket..
luscious cleared the bridge with a blast from a rocket
pull on the throttle cuz i really gotta scoot
Ambrose on my tail in his rugged denim suit..
Head for the beach cuz it's a good place for fightin
the climax has arrived,
the tension is heightened.
time for battle one on one
man to man..
we crash in mid air
on solid rock is where we land.
yo we fell a long way
that was a really bad decision
to jump off the bikes
and have a mid air collision
kick the gun in the sand
its no time for shootin
strip off the coat
give your grille a good bootin