 Penny! You in here, Penny! Where is that girl? What are you doing? Hiding. Are the children misbehaving again? Children? What children? The... Children. I'm going to find a different hiding spot. Okay, it's a boiler cupboard. Not much room for the Penny. I sure am. The blank! No, not under the blanket. Now where are you, Penny? I haven't seen you in ages. I'm not saying you were bad. I'm just saying you weren't as good. The BBC had me up for head writer way back in series one. They just didn't have the heart to sack you. A bloody rubbish! Penny! Please don't get me involved. Too late, you tart! Which of our times on the show was better? I like Chris Chibnall's better. You take that back right now! Or I'll do to you what I do to all my female characters. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Over sexualised them? Been there. Squeezed that. Oh, why isn't it ever the men that's over sexualised? Two words. Captain Jack. Oh yeah! Oh, I forgot about him. How could I forget him? Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah, you're welcome by the way. Ken Jack. Oh, isn't that that weird guy from Fugitive of the Judoon? He was like in there for five minutes? Yeah, he was weird. Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, uh... Uh, don't mind me. I was, um... I was just checking something. Yeah. Much better. Looks a lot more quiet in here. Panion's claiming Penny! Ha ha! Oh God, please don't kill me! What a silly notion! Wow, that's what I do that. Wow, Conker. Wow, would he kill you? It's a children of misbehaving in here. Who are you? Every time I see you, you go all crazy like in the twin dilemma. And you say all these downed things. Daft! My dear, you must be simple. Or perhaps losing your mind in this road. Someone of your intelligence would. What kind of things do I happen to say then when I'm in these daft states? He say stuff like that I'm a spy. Do I? Well, that's clearly because you are. Yes, a spy! A spy spying on me with your spy gadget, spy tits, and spy accomplice! He admitted it! Prepare to meet my strangle hands, you tart! Mamma Mia! Here we go again! Mamma Mia!