 Netflix on the phone here. Perfect. I'm gonna set you down and talk shop. Listen, as you're aware, this is Adam from the Hitch Channel. Adam does movies and recently I've decided I want to get it on some of that sweet Netflix coin. I dab you didn't see it. It was awesome. I don't want to beat her on the George Bush. I'm gonna get right into some of these movie pitches I have for you guys today. Starting with one I think you're really going to enjoy the taste of. First pitch I want to throw out today is for a TV series titled Life of Pie. Now don't get that twisted with the movie that came out years earlier. A couple decades as a matter of fact. No this is about a literal piece of pie. I'm thinking this runs a solid three seasons pushing into a potential soft fourth and ending with a hard fifth. Life of Pie is the journey of the sweet sugary treat from creation to consumption. It's going to be a drama thriller with a heavy focus on family. Episode one would deal with the crust of the pie and by episode five we're in full-blown baking mode. Season one finale would end with the pie cooling off on a ledge with the threat of a crow potentially taking it out or a nosy neighbor who just wants to stick his fingers in the thing. Second idea a sequel trilogy to Back to the Future tentatively titled Front to the Past. The story here would center around Marty McFly's family specifically his daughter Maggie McFly. Essentially what we're doing here is we are just recreating the first three films gender-swapping changing locations but the beats are all the same the like this the arcs are all the same it's just a fresh coat of paint. We're force awakenings this thing we're we're drastic world in this thing okay it's easy money and I always say you know the old adage if it ain't broke why risk it. I also think it's paramount to get Melissa McCarthy in this thing as Doc Brown's daughter have her kind of take over the doc role it'll be very slapsticky have her fall-off things ladders fat women falling off stuff is always fun time I think we doubled down on that. The villain of the picture is the only one we're not going to change the sex of that's going to remain a man because white men suck we want to push that forward in the script as much as possible really want to make that a driving factor here I think that's something the audience will appreciate from a back to the future film. The third and final piece I'm gonna leave you with today although I have many more I'd like to pitch is maybe my most controversial I'm not really sure but here's the deal we all know that cats the cinematic I'd say masterpiece if I could go out in a ledge like a cat didn't receive the accolades I think it deserved and the main reason for that that folly was that it was meant to be a miniseries on Netflix yeah think Queens Gambit but with naked anthropomorphic cats walking around licking each other dancing on rooftops sexually making a lot of perverse comments and really just shaking things up and that's really what I want to do with this miniseries is shake things up a lot and I'd like to bring back Taylor Swift that'd be the only character I'd bring back because I thought she did a good job in that role I'd love to see Taylor Swift's pussy again cat I'm not hearing much on your end what are the thoughts here Jerry what are the thoughts on my ideas you like the pie you like the pie idea life of pie that's awesome we got a picture then here you want you want cake instead of pie you want to you want to follow a cake instead of a pie you're killing me on this Jerry you're really bending me over on the cake thing Jerry listen it's pie or nothing it's pie or I walk okay and here's the new title for you Jerry if you can wrap your around this one you that's the new title for the show you no deal net flex