 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're playing Episode. Uh, it's kind of like a whole new episode of... Episode. If this were a TV show of sorts, what episode would we be on? One thousand one hundred and five. Okay, this is not realistic. I would have been cancelled a long time ago. I think right around the point of like, uh, kicking babies is about the time I would have got cancelled. Alright, well, that tangent aside, let's get started playing Episode. I've never played it before. I don't even know what it is. All I know is a lot of people want me to play it. Our fans love these stories. Which would you like to read first? Love on Fire. Or is that the kiss list? By who is censored? Oh, kiss is too raunchy. This is gonna be a very, very fun experience. Alright, you've been selected to join Love on Fire. Love is a burning thing. Live in a luxury beachfront mansion with our hot singles and look for love. Great, sounds great. Wow, look at how much fun they're having. I like the flamingo. It's just my type of replay. No, hold on. We've just started. I like to be different. Is this me? Oh my God, I've never looked better. Maybe I should clean shave. I do things my own way. That movement then. Oh Jesus, this is gonna be awful. Is it like a game show? Is that, is that what I'm on? Welcome to the Love on Fire mansion. That is a horrible name. How do I turn down this music? I feel too empowered. I'm drooling apparently. End of your name. Mr. Jim Peckins. What's your look? Oh, I can change things around. Getting my paleness going. I like that. Oh, there we go. I've been a Jill Swanson chin. That's what I like to see. I just hope one of the contestants is called Peter. Hey, Peter, what a date. OMG, you're gorgeous. Please say my name. I wanted to say OMG. Mr. Jim Peckins. You're gorgeous. Oh my God, the tutorial is calling me hotstop. Stop it, you. Oh, now it's calling me babe. Oh my God, this tutorial keeps hitting on me. This is the only tutorial I've ever liked. All right, who is my love coach? You have to choose from me, Harley and Henry. Hi, Mr. Jim Peckins. I'm a model from New York City and I hate wearing shirts. You got the job. What the hell is this? I can do it. My life. All right. Is this the bikini he's picking for me? Stop that. Whatever that is, Mr. Jim Peckins, stop it. Don't wink at me. Wait, what? Hold on. It's trying to get me to buy shit. It's really, really manipulating me. It's like, be unforgettable in this hot as heck look. 14 diamonds. Wear a plain bikini. I don't have any money. How much does it cost? I really want to look hot af. My God, one euro isn't even enough to wear the bikini. This is the first option. No one's going to like me. All right, wear a plain bikini. Here in the case that you're breaking my head, our company's going to go under. This is your one chance to make your first impression. They're really fucking guilting me, but stick with basic. You do you, he says. Jesus, talk about manipulation. I don't think I've ever been manipulated like that. Like not even from a game, just like in general. Oh my God, it's Mr. Jim Peckins. Mr. Jim Peckins, we're so excited to meet you. What would Mr. Jim Peckins sound like? Could someone get me a drink? Here, have some champagne. He just looks like the type that would pronounce it like that. He reads it phonetically. Do you have a type? Nope. I'm just trying to cast a wide net so that anyone might date me. Everyone is staring. I'm here. They really are. It's pretty intense. Okay, just kiss someone, Mr. Jim Peckins. I'm going to go for Mr. Generic over here. Yeah, go for it. Oh my God, it's disgusting. I wish they censored it. It's too much. Oh my God, look at her dancing. Look at Mr. Generic. You're just kind of flopping around in front of me. Oh, I picked badly. We have an addition to the group. The show just started. Oh, no. Oh, God damn it. She wore something so flashy. I should have just paid the euro. She even has her own soundtrack that plays when she enters. Like, listen to that. Who do you want to ask? Is this true? They're asking a new one. Put her on the spot. Truth. All right. These are really lame. Who are you most attracted to here? Asher for sure. That's my Mr. Generic. Back off. Oh wait. Hold on. Warzone is an update. I just had to put this in the video so that it'd be like, yeah, he's still a real gamer. Like, wow, he's masculine. I'm not, I'm not like threatened at all. Or like, you know, nothing like that. I shoot people sometimes. All right. Let's get back to getting angry at this woman, stealing my potential boyfriend. Mr. Jim Pickens. I just realized the, the highest capitals. I guess it's just for more pronunciation. So you go, Mr. Jim Peckens. Truth or dare? Dare me. Come on. Nebulcade's air and tell a secret. Who the heck is Cade? It's just fucking awful. Let me get some ASMR for you. All right. I hope that really got you immersed in the game. Oh, now for the secret. Isn't this kind of like, like bunching the dare and truth into one? This seems a bit unfair. I'm just going to say I'm very attracted to you because the other one's going to steal my man. We're adding twins to the mansion. Come on. And like, we just started and they keep coming. They don't stop coming and they don't stop coming. And the wise words of the philosopher's smash mouth. Big fan of his work. Why are they all pointing at Asher? Like, I picked Mr. generic first, okay? Wait, what the hell? Oh my God. I think I just got kidnapped. Was this show a whole cover for human trafficking? Okay. You just threw me in the pool and I'm not coming out. I just sank to the bottom like a rock. I like that the music is still just pumping as I'm down there drowning. You can't help but stare at Asher. The water dripping off his golden skin. His big smile. They look in his eyes. He's had that same look in his eyes since we arrived. I think he's just spaced to be honest. Two more hotties joining us. Perfect. Say, will you stop adding people? I can't even keep track of who's already in here. Time for your first challenge. Speed dating. Oh, that's shocking, Mr. Jim Beckins. Who do you want to talk to? Yeah, why not? I don't really care to be honest. All I know is I'm going to be burned to shit by tomorrow. Like, I'm so pale out in the sun. Everyone else is to hand. I'm the only pale person. Okay. I don't like this person already. Like, they're doing this weird dance after like one champagne and it looks like they're just suckling on my weakness. That's the back of the elbow. If you didn't know, by the way, you can Google it. I'm not joking. That's the weenus. I think he's got a hold of it there. I'm looking at the weenus and I'm not happy. So where are you from? The middle of nowhere. I'm from Ireland. He's like, Oh, is that in like New Jersey? I've always wanted to go to the middle of nowhere. Just sentence fill in blank, whatever the answer is. If I had to get a tattoo, I'd get a whale on my ankle. A whale on your ankle. Yeah, it would just mean it would be so special to me. I don't want to go into details. He's like, that's so sexy. Oh my God. There's tons of new people joining. Stop. I can't keep on top of this. Oh, wait, I get to pick. Okay. He's moving a bit quick. He's like, for real, like we could be engaged by the end of this. Like I've been talking to him for literally 10, 20 seconds. Wait, only premium outfits unlock this choice. I want a skinny dip though. All right. Let's play a game instead. Preferably not episode. Anything else. Let's play Warzone and shoot some people. My turn. I dare you to suck my toe. I've just been down at a beach. There's so much sand all over it. You're going to love it. This is so fucking weird. This is so weird. Would it be okay if I kissed you? Oh, please censor that shit. So he's been sucking on her sandy toe and then he comes up for a kiss. This is so uncomfortable. It is so uncomfortable. God, he must love sand. Mr. Jim Pickens over there is like, God, that was the grittiest kiss I've ever had. Did he just say it's a white party? What kind of game show is this? All right, don't cancel me, please. We've made it to 1,105 episodes. I don't want to get canceled now. It's not my fault the game did this. Okay. This is not realistic. I would have been canceled a long time ago. What do you say, Mr. Jim Pickens? Shall we throw a party before we have to vote? I have the most hot points apparently, so I get to pick. Oh my God, I have to pay for it. I want to give all my new housemates the best night ever. But to do it, you're going to have to pay 2 euro. Here's the answer. Don't have fun with your new housemates. I got a gem. Why? Did I get voted off? Wait, oh, episode 2 of 15. What? Oh my God, I have to pay to play. Oh my God, this is shit. As a reminder, you speed dated Ben, Dale and Vlad. Let the voting begin. I've got to get two votes apparently. Oh wait, these are my votes. Hold on. Yeah, sure, everyone can stay. Oh wait, not him actually. He didn't suck my sandy toe. Uh, yeah, he was the toe sucker. He can stay. I voted for him to go, so he votes for me to stay. It's going to be weird. He didn't feel a connection. Like how come he gets to vote after I already voted him off? He's hardly going to go. Yeah, I just, I love you so much. Vlad's definitely going to keep me voted in. Yeah, there we go. Screw you, Dale. Bye-bye. Okay, these are my three date options. Let's go with Mr. Generic. I don't know why sandy toe guy didn't want to go on a date with me, but oh well. Yass honey, be bold. All right, I'll do it. Like, is this a TV show or what is happening? I don't understand the entertainment like factor for the audience. It's a very strange set up and making impression. Go for it. I go for it. Sorry, just trying to keep it respectful. You know, okay, we're doing some weird fashion shows a date. What the fuck sake get away with her vote her off. I don't like her. They just got a nine out of 10 fact that we can beat them. We're going to blow all the other couples away. I'm assuming this is provided. I pay at least for your hoes. Be a golden goddess. Be a sexy diva. Stick with shorts and a tank. Even Ash is shaming me for not spending money. This is so manipulative. I am amazed by this. Like, if you were young at playing this, it would really make you feel bad. But it doesn't have that effect on me because I play games where I shoot people and stuff. So I don't mind at all like when they do this to me. No, not at all. Do something. Do something funky. But first stand on the catwalk for 10 seconds without moving. There we go. You got their attention. Now do something funky. Oh, yeah, that's nice. What the fuck was that? 7 out of 10. That's not bad. This is just playing donkey pretty much. I'm glad it's over with. Let's play a little icebreaker game. I'm going to say I'm into brainy and brawnics. I don't think he's either. He said, do you think that's me? No, stay open minded. What's the weirdest thing about you? Okay, don't tell many people this, but I totally geek out over the apocalypse. Wow, that's so quirky and wild, Asher. You're so interesting. You really something, Mr. Jim Pickens. I'm into it. We're currently number two. Number two top couple. Fantastic. Of course it's them. I kill her. I don't even know who these people are. They brought too many people on the island. There's too many characters. There are literally thousands of posts from your viewers begging you to show them a super hot kiss. Oh my God, they didn't even censor it. This is going to be wild. You have no idea how much I want to kiss you right now. Oh my God, honey. Yass, stop saying Yass. Let's give America a sexy AF kiss and get the premium treatment we deserve. Why don't you get the feeling they're going to make me pay for this? Of course. Even the answers is like kiss Asher and win America's favorite couple. Let you go and Isidore win. That's too bad. The cameras move away from you and Asher and over to you got Isidore. Oh my God, Isidore's here and her funky music is playing. She's scary. Better luck next time, sweetie. Oh my God, you bitch. You better keep walking. Want to get out of here? Get a little privacy. What about Ash? You're not screw Ash. I want to be interesting on this game show so people keep me in. Who are you? What? Who is this? Oh, hi. Hey, can I steal you? What? Not okay. I'm hanging out with Mr. Jim Pickens right now. Is it like first name Mr. Jim? Or is it like actually the prefix to his name? I don't know her name. I don't know. All right. She is falling over him and he's still like, look, I'm touched, but I want to spend time with Mr. Jim Pickens right now. Get crushed, Georgia. Oh my God. Look, he's kissing her eyeball. Maybe I'm not maybe cheek as they must be European heat. Things up with Nash or let Georgia have Nash. All right. Fine. Look, Georgia fucking take him. He's a gold digger. He's looking for me diamonds. All right. The ranking is beginning. Oh my God. She's getting rid of her date. Oh my God is a Dora. She's unpredictable. Oh, he's pissed. Oh, no, wait. Hold on. Maybe I shouldn't have gone on a date with someone else. Okay. And Azure, you want me to stay right? Yes. Okay. Yes. I'm saved. Oh my God. Thank you, Azure. How could I repay him for this? Honestly, he really did me a solid. Do you want Azure to stay in the mansion? No, I want to vote for Nash. He's pissed. I'm very sorry, Azure. Time to pack your bags. Mr. Jim Pickens. Is there anyone else you'd like to vote to keep in the mansion? No. Oh God. I'm going down to the beach again. That other guy's going to come after me to suck on my foot again. Wait, is she singing? All right. I guess they should sing the words first as we've no audio. I've learned and I've lost. Everyone is just looking down over the balcony like the shit is going on. Oh, someone else is singing down the beach with me. So look what I got. Look what you saw on me. It's like a Louis Armstrong down the beach. I don't know that song, by the way. I think it might be Ariana Grande. Grandiosa. Is that her name? I don't know. Really trying to make it seem like I'm a tough guy here. And I don't know who Ariana Grande is. No, I don't know. I'm calling him out for being super creepy. Okay. We're going to a club now. I mean this random stranger who stalked me on the beach. It seems like this will end well. It's like, do you want to call an Uber and get home safely? 20 diamonds? Or will you be brutally murdered on the beach? I like how they put the hat just over his hair. So you can see the model of his hair coming around the back. Oh, it's not the way I envisioned, but they are guilty me. Give Max the best night of his life. Don't help Max. I'm not even guilted over that one. Just feck off. I don't care about you. Oh, this one says she's nice cookies. I'm going to go with her. Wait, she's not even an option. Oh, the towsockers there, though, sure. Fly to the Bahamas in a luxury jet with Vlad and 19 diamonds. Fly economy in a tank and shorts. Dot, dot, dot. Oh honey, why? Why won't you spend money on our game? Like if I bought all of these choices, which I'm sure kids have done in the past because they feel guilty, it would be about 10 euros by now. Ready for the Bahamas. You know, I don't think I am. This is getting frustrating. I don't play games to be guilted. All right. I save that for the YouTube comments. Oh, and look, I can't play it anyway because I have to pay for it. I'll only get another pass organically in three hours, 20 minutes. You could buy three passes for 73 cents, which that's how much I did. I did three episodes, so that would have been 73 cents. But the diamonds are ridiculous. Like just to get good choices and I assume get a happy ending at the end of it. You're gonna have to buy a shit ton of diamonds. I'm happy for it to end there. I'll just say the plane crashed story over. I just saved you like about two hours. We're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed. If you want me to try out more games like this, like mobile apps, I think it would be really fun. So do let me know in the comments or just leave a like if you liked it. If the video does well, I usually try and do something similar to it. And I don't know. Maybe we could do another story in this game. There might be totally different ones. I'm not that familiar with it. Like, trust me, I play really manly games usually, like really manly. Sometimes I go and I just like chop, chop timber and stuff. Like I was going red dead and like start chopping logs. It's just, you know, just a man thing. But like I could find more games probably like just just for a video, not something I'd enjoy. I just, you know, all right, well, it's been good. I hope to see you next time. I appreciate you watching. And yeah, that's about it. Bye for now.