 From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. This episode is brought to you by The Audiobook, The Last Observer, a magic battle for reality by G. Michael Vasey, narrated by Darren Marlar. The Lord of the Elements wants to change reality. He has enlisted the evil Zeltan to help him and together they will try to recruit Stanley, a man gifted with incredible imaginative capabilities to help them, unless Edward and his friends can stop them. A tale of white and black magic, quantum physics and a plot that twists and turns. The Last Observer, a magic battle for reality by G. Michael Vasey. Here are free sample on the audiobooks page at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com. O.J. Simpson is scheduled to have a parole hearing in July and could possibly be released from prison. Although it is expected that he will turn down parole once he discovers the free world is ruled by a TV reality show host. A White House press release on President Trump's trip to the Middle East listed Trump's major goal for the visit as being to promote the possibility of lasting peach in the region. Yep, spell check won't pick up that since peach is an actual word. Senator John McCain says he was almost speechless after learning that President Trump called fired FBI Director James Comey a nut job during a meeting with the Russian foreign minister who had no business in the Oval Office. McCain tells Fox News, I don't know how to read it except that I'm almost speechless. I don't know why someone would say something like that. Well, I don't know, probably the same reason the same guy said that you're not a war hero. The Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus gave his final performance ever on Sunday. Then the 23 clowns all got into a single car and drove home. The Eunice Batha won't be shooting any more elephants. The South African big-game hunter was killed in Zimbabwe when the hunting party he was leading stumbled upon a herd of elephants that included calves and pregnant females. Reportedly the three female elephants charged the group and Batha shot at them but was surprised by a fourth elephant that charged from the side and picked him up with her trunk. Another member of the party shot and killed that elephant but a very unexpected side effect was that Batha was crushed to death when the fatally wounded animal collapsed on top of him. Batha, a 51-year-old father of five, specialized in using hounds to hunt leopards and regularly recruited wealthy trophy hunters from America for hunting safaris in Africa. It kind of seems to be a theme going here as Batha's close friend and fellow hunter Scott Van Zeel was also killed by crocodiles while hunting in Zimbabwe last month. Wow, who knew Officer Karma also patrolled South Africa? That guy gets around. An Australian nutritionist says less exercise may be the key to weight loss. I smell a Nobel Prize for someone. A Girl Scout troop leader in Kentucky is on the run from police after she allegedly stole $15,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies. Still totally worth it. McDonald's is expanding its delivery service by partnering with Uber so it can bring food right to your door. So I guess I won't be seeing the sun anytime soon. It's a terrible thing to be driving drunk. It's worse to crash your car while driving drunk, but it's as bad as it gets when you're driving drunk, crash your car into the sheriff's brand new drunk driving awareness vehicle. Yep, it happened during Pirate Fest, of course, in Citrus County, Florida. Paul M. Wilkins of Crystal River drove through a traffic control point and slammed into a sheriff office detective's vehicle and pushed it about 30 feet into their new don't drink and drive patrol car. Wilkins claimed he didn't see the vehicles, which seems unlikely as police lights on both vehicles were flashing. Fortunately, there were no injuries, but Wilkins was promptly arrested for DUI. A bonus irony, he was taken to the Citrus County detention facility in the back of the newly unveiled and now damaged a cop or cab you decide vehicle. Kris Jenner and Courtney Kardashian have both offered to be surrogate moms for Kim Kardashian's third child. You know, anything for family or ratings. In Coon Rapids, Minnesota, a woman maced Wendy's employees after allegedly receiving stale fries. I'm not really sure what the strangest thing is about this story, macing somebody for stale fries or the fact that there are people willing to live in a place called Coon Rapids. Nicki Minaj has been quietly supporting a small village in India through her pastor. So far, she has provided a computer center, a tailoring institute, a reading program, and two water wells. Suddenly, I'm not as disgusted by Nicki Minaj. Still disgusted, just not as much. Have you signed up for the Marlar sheet? It's free and everybody who subscribes is automatically entered into monthly drawings for prizes. For this month, I'm giving away a Daily Dose of Weird News t-shirt and mug combo and you can sign up for the Marlar sheet free at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com. If you liked this video, please give it a thumbs up and be sure to subscribe if you want to see more. And click that little bell icon next to the subscribe button to be notified when I post new videos. And if you're already an official Weirdo, please share this video on your own social media. Find even more Weird News that I didn't have time for on the Facebook page at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com. I'm Darren Marlar, and I'll see you next time, Weirdos!