 Greetings, everyone. This is James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions. And before I go on to do my next video talk show, I am stopping by from my immediate area off Route 17 South in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey, the one and only, the famous Bendik Steiner as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld Netflix series, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. That's right. It is in my close area and I love it here. Outstanding food, outstanding coffee and I will go in soon before I go on to do my next show. The problem is the cops probably would love to pull you over when you're driving that thing around here. Yeah, smokey and abandoned. It's just that it's profiling when they see a Corvette, especially a red or yellow one. You know, it's... No, she's studying it. You see how fancy it is? That means the evil spirits are coming out. That would make a fantastic... Well, there's tarnish in there, what? No, mine haven't tarnished. She's asking me for a tarnish. No, that won't tarnish. No, I've had mine for... You know what? Where's the whiskey? Does anybody have any Irish whiskey for my coffee? Thank you, Jimmy. I appreciate it. I had mine for over a year. I have two of them. One of my car went over my bed. They haven't tarnished yet. Where did you put the one in your car? Did you put it on what? It's on my rear-view mirror. Now that you have it, it will tarnish fast. It will. This is what happens when your brain... It has this effect on metal. Watch. I think it's tarnished already. Look. She needs tarnics. There'll be a mirror. How could you put it on your... Where on your brain? Oh, Lord, help me. Maybe I should put it on my rear-view mirror. You know, you're going to make me talk like Zachary... Maybe I should put mine on my rear-view mirror. You're going to make me talk like Dr. Smith from Lawson Space. Oh, the pain. Oh, the pain. No, listen. Hang it over your bed where you sleep. Because when you're sleeping, that's when the bad spirits attack you. Make sure it's on your side, not on my guy's side. Yeah, not on the my guy. What's his name? Jerry Ray. Oh, we're the other guys. Jerry Gallupi? Nothing was going on with you, I don't know that. Jerry Gallupi? Jerry Gallupi. Oh. This is a very nice thing. That's the looks. You know how hard it is to get those? I did research. It's hard to get them. You ordered it on the computer? Oh, no. Oh, no. I found it where I found the amulet that he's got. Oh, yeah? The same place. You know how much those things cost? We need to tell you. I ain't going to tell you. I bet that thing's 10 cents at least, right? You mean wholesale costs? No, you're listening. No, she's shaking like a leaf. No. Like you got Tourette's or something. You've got that effect on her. Like a little... Jimmy's here. Jimmy's here. I've got to hide this where nobody can get it. Listen, you better put... Yeah, but if you put it in that purse, you'll never find it again. You know what's in that purse? Everything. Another dimension. Right. I threw away some stuff in my apartment today. There's a parallel universe in that purse. You threw away a piece of paper in our apartment. One piece of paper or two pieces? I opened up some envelopes of old stuff there. Don't tell me... Envelopes that haven't even been opened. Don't tell me you say junk mail. Junk mail, yeah. Junk mail? You know what I do with junk mail? I file it on the G. My lane? What do you do? Per garbage. It's in Latin, I think. Oh, yeah, Billy knows Latin. La Flu. My lane's a shrubber. What? That's how I did junk mail. It's in Latin, I think. Oh, God. How did you get that over here? Get it blessed. Don't lose it. I bet he did it blessed. They're very hard to apply. You should talk. You break yours. Yeah, but that was... I didn't know that was made out of glass. No, that was glass. Well, the other one was rock quartz though. Yeah, I guess the tiles they use at McDonald's is like... I didn't get the last one blessed. That must have been the mistake I made. Listen, take them both at the same time. Go to a reputable... I don't know what I did with the other one. A reputable Catholic church. And look for... And look for a reputable priest. There weren't any of those either. Not like Fatty Arbuckle that went around. Trouble, probably get raped. She's a guy. She's a guy. She's safe. You know the Fatty Arbuckle story? What about? Well, he was a diddler. Really? Yeah. Back then. She likes how I hear her. She likes what? Oh, nothing. This is back in the silent movies. Yes, they didn't talk back then. Well, they did, but you couldn't hear them. Yeah, but I'm sure you could appreciate Silent. Anyway, he was a molester. Fatty Arbuckle. He was a silent movie star. You know, during Ruto Valentino and Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin. And he got caught back then. He diddled. He diddled. I don't know what he diddled. Or who, but... Anyway, I digress. Get it blessed, which actually rhymes. I digress. Get it blessed. Buy a real priest and tell him it's the same Benedict's medallions. And bring them both in. Oh, by the way, did you go to Rochelle Park yet? Not yet. Not yet. What happened with that doctor? Oh, Rigolosi. I went to your doctor. I got the wax out. Oh, you went to Rigolosi? Yeah. Well, for real now. One said Thursday. One said Thursday. He's Italian. His parents are from Italy. He lives in Lodog. I got his history. And he's connected with a holy name hospital in Tinec. And he used the water. He used the gun. The gun, yeah. That's what he used on me. It's an earwax. He used rock side and waters in the gun. But did you notice how you were able to hear everything? Well, I can't hear what the TV's going to, but I can never hear what back there is. Well, maybe the peroxide went all the way through. There's nothing to vlog it. There's nothing to vlog it. That was pretty good. You can choose right through. You can go through under here and wave to behind everybody. I have a slight hearing problem that we have. Is that the same as impediment and hearing impediment? Yeah. Well, I can't use out those words. I can shut. I. M. P. D. I. M. T. It's way too much humor for me. I've got to stand up. You're standing too far away from the TV. I still have those stolen cross-bomb bandanas for that bartender that comes here once in a thousand years. I got him in the back seat. Eventually he'll come to him. Who? It's the bartender that likes to wear bandanas. The guy that you said you should apply for a job at that time. Oh, real fit me. I feel he's cranky. Did you hear that he was cranky? He's got a good memory. Yeah, him. Look at that. I think you should apply a bartender. I'm trying to apply and shop right as a bagger. Oh, I got a better job there. This is the perfect job for you. You could be one of those professional laffers that sits in the front seat of an Anna's comedy hall. Every time a comedian says a punchline, you can sell a laffer. I think they hire people like that to get the crowd home. How much do they get paid? No, I think she might get more lamps than a comedian. You know what? Write about that. Once she gets to the horse shack zone... Say it again. No, I'm serious. Get paid off the books. Because you know why? You collect. Go ahead, Eileen. Ask them what kind of books. Coloring books. Stay in the lies. Mad magazines. Stay in the lies. Because if you get paid on the books... My rent goes up. Social security in the state will get on your back. Yeah, my rent goes up. I've been working and my rent went up. And you make too much. Your food stamp goes up and everything. My food stamp goes down. Goes down. That's what I mean. She did something stupid. She didn't get it down low when they cut her. That's what a dollar was for. You know what you've got to do? You've got to get that deal. I want you to get the five dollars or below. You cannot retain money in your EBT card. They think you don't need it. That's why they cut you down. I cannot not use it. No, you've got to use it. You've got to use it. I know I didn't use it all. Then they cut it again. That's the problem. If you have five dollars left at the end of the month, buy a gallon of milk. Buy something. Now I've got nothing left. You've got to buy some crackers or cookies. Or go to the Dollar Tree and get a bunch of banquet dinners. Or whatever. Stop and shop. Whatever. Just spend it. Or box of cookies. That's when I was getting the frozen foods and now I'm getting no frozen foods. I'm using it all. I'm sorry. What is that? That's when I was getting the frozen foods and now I'm getting no frozen foods. I'm using it all. Now it's all used up and I've got to take money out of my own pocket. That's not necessarily the case. Frozen foods are not the case. I was getting frozen foods from Newark, remember? I told you now I'm not getting them anymore. Newark? What? It was Newark or somewhere, someplace I forget where I was. You were buying frozen foods? No, I was getting them. The lady, they were delivering them to my door, but now they're not delivering them anymore. Why? Because they stopped at, they said the government's not allowing it anymore. Now you know why I'm walking around standing up. There were so many children. They were trying to slow down and then appealing at the same time. The young blonde that walked out. Oh, I heard you. Oh, but anyway, you know, her, you'll still have her. Listen, you'll be doing yourself a huge favor if you do go to Low Show Park one morning. Drive there. It wouldn't hurt, believe me. She just didn't even want to give me what I got, Jimmy. Yeah, but it's like, you have time on your hands to do this. You know, all you gotta do is go one morning, just, you know. But you gotta bring three months bank statement, you gotta bring your PSE and G, your electric bill stuff. I gotta get that from my brother. Your brother? He writes out the check for the public service and they send it to him, the public service bill. Why is your brother, your brother helps pay for you? He doesn't pay the bills. He just writes out the check, you know. He controls things. He has power of attorney, like he said. He's got control. He's got control, yeah. Does he have legal power? Does he have legal power of attorney? I guess he does. I mean, you guess he does. You would decide a form, give it to him. My mother gave him control of stuff. That's the only proof that crazy race works. Apparently... I'll be back. I'm gonna have a cigarette. Johnny Walker, red? Anybody have any Johnny Walker? Johnny Walker. If you can drive me to drink, I'll keep pouring. You know what I saw in the shop right in Lincoln Store? Blueberry wine. Now that sounds really sweet. Might be a sweet and dessert one. It works. She needs, she needs... But they're 18% alcohol. She needs 50% alcohol and minimum. She needs heavy duty moonshine. Yeah, 196 proofs. That's what she needs. And you know what? She finished the whole bottle. Well, she's honest. Look at real quick. Real quick, though. You shouldn't. It's not good, you know. That's how you get drunk real quick, too, though. That's why you should sit. Well, enjoy it. Well, you're Irish. You'll put away the booze. I'll put away the booze is right. You should be able to table dancing. You should be doing a jig. Talk about shaking. Yeah. No, but seriously, take both medallions into your local parish. But I don't know where the other one is, so I'll get this one, bless. Well, no. Well, why make two trips? I won't be able to find the other one. The warehouse. And God knows where it is in the warehouse. I think I threw it away because of his old tarnish. Where do you mean a warehouse? That's the other room where millions of things are, you know? All right. So go to the parish. It has to be Roman Catholic Church. Look for a priest when he's done. Or even if he's not doing a sermon, say, Father, could you please bless my St. Benedict's medallion? It's brand new. Believe me, he'll know what it is. And he'll do it. Hopefully he'll use holy water. Oh, he has to use holy water? Oh, yeah. When they do the... Yeah. The other guy hasn't been using holy water to bless all my other medallions. I'll ask him to bless it with holy water. You know what? My mother, you know, she used to do, she used to bring a small bottle into church to fill it up and take it home and keep holy water in her room. My dad used to bring holy water in the house, too. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, but take it and, you know, you'll know what it is. I got holy water. I gave him the holy water and asked him to bless it with my holy water. Tell him, St. Benedict, to keep away evil, could you please, Father, bless my medallion and he'll do it. With this holy water, I'll give him the holy water. But that fancy one, you hang it where you sleep, wherever your pillow is, you hang it above it, because when you're at night, when you're sleeping, that's when a lot of people get attacked. He is caught, yeah, by evil spirits, demons. I bet he's got it. He might have an evil spirit attached to him. I've given him cockamamie answers on that pendulum. You have one attached by your pillow? Yeah, no, on a wall. On a wall? I got it hanging up. By your bed? Yeah, where I sleep. That's good. And then I got another one on my... Is it blessed by the holy water? Yeah, yeah, and I got another one hanging up from my rear view window in the car. Oh, boy. I guess that's why you don't get into car accidents, right? Well, I usually look straight ahead and check my mirrors. I'm very... I drive very conservatively. You know, I'm like... I'm very aware of my environment, because don't forget, I used to work in a plant, UPS and Seacwalkers. You have to watch your step when you're walking around there, because you can get seriously hurt. When you're driving, you should really always check your mirrors and look straight ahead, but, you know, in a corner of your eye, check your side mirrors and your rear view mirror. But that... To use that as a key chain would be disrespectful. I wouldn't do that. I would hang it, like I said. On the wall, where you sleep. I could hang it on the... What's the... The thing... The thing that works, where the bed is. There's the pillow, and here's the thing where the bed is. What's that called? The bed? A headboard? A headboard. I could hang it right by the headboard. You can put a piece of duct tape and hang it over the headboard. I'll put it right here in the headboard. No, no, it should be right center, over your pillow. Or you can put a little nail in the wall. A little nail. Oh, there was no parking. I had to go in Timbuktu. I could put it right on the headboard, right? Yeah, but make sure... Listen, make believe this is your headboard. Make believe this is your pillow. If you don't want to put a nail in a wall, which I don't care, because I did it anyway. You can get some duct tape and hang it over the headboard, so it's sitting right here. Flex seal. The guy from Flexing. I got some tape. Oh yeah, the... Right, they have... I got tape that my dad used, masking tape. Masking tape? Yeah, but that's... Don't you have any packing tape or... I have packing tape that you pack when you're... Yeah, that's very strong tape, you know. I'll use that. Here's the headboard. You flap the ring over and you put the tape, a big piece of tape. Don't be cheap. It's several inches long. Over, but make sure it's center where you sleep. And this way it'll be right here. That's not a bad idea. Oh, whiskey, where are you, my friend? That was exhausting. Oh, my God. You should have heard that before, already, too. Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub. Oh, I've heard, yeah. Wow. I saw a... He was going to go in the city, maybe. You couldn't drive that in the city? Because I can raise or lower. Now, I don't know how true this is, but I think Corvette only made, for one or two years, the split rear windshield. You know, in the early 60s, when the rear windshield was split, that was considered one of the best-looking Corvettes ever made. What do you think, Ray? I like the new one, too, a whole lot. I like them in canary yellow or black interior or a deep red with black interior. I feel like Sal is black with a chrome magazine. Not Louis, but black interior. What does Corvette look bad in? When I was working in seafood, there was a kid whose father was an FBI agent retired from Wayne, New Jersey. Do you know where he bought his Corvette? Not in Jersey. He went out to Hershey, Pennsylvania and went to a Chevy dealership called Clique Louis Chevrolet. No, he says I saved $10,000. How come they're selling so much cheaper? He says I went to Malcolm Conner. They wanted $10,000 more money than the dealership in, I guess, in Lancaster County. That's ridiculous. Why? Yeah, right. Well, one is in Paramus, one is in Lancaster. Why is there a big discrepancy like that? The kid had three Corvettes, well, he was a rich kid, three Corvettes that he had, two of them in the garage and one of them was outside covered. And he says all three are from Hershey, Pennsylvania. From Clique Louis Chevrolet. He says Malcolm Conner wanted at least $10,000 more money than the dealership in Lancaster. But he was a short kid with kind of a Napoleonic complex. Yeah, guess what? Every time he talked to a girl, the first subject that came up was his Corvettes. He's trying to impress. Because he was diminutive in the sophisticated English language. What do you mean? It's like $300,000. Uh-huh. That's all he talked to a girl about. Because when your money runs out, they leave you. Oh, I gotta tell you what happened. I've been staying away from Facebook, like the plague. I only go in, do what I gotta do, and I log out. So I log in, somebody tries to contact me saying that they're in the U.S. military. And she sent me photos of her in the Apache helicopter with the helmet and everything. All of a sudden, all of a sudden, she sends me her Bank of America bank statement and asks me to show me my bank statement and asks me how much do I make and how much do I have saved. I says, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How do I know that's your real bank statement? That could be a fake to sucker me to show me mine. I said, what do you think? I fell off the turnip truck. I said, first of all, I'll call her back. So anyway, what happened was, I says, how do I know your bank statement is real? You could be trying to sucker me. I says, and if you are real, you're making a grave mistake showing people your financial state, your personal financial information. That's how that's kind of weird. I thought that was very weird. Why are you here? Yeah, she actually sends it to me. It said $500 and something thousand dollars. I go, what the hell's wrong with you? Why are you sending me this? It's insane. I immediately says, you know what? You have to be a scammer. No normal person shows their bank statement to a total stranger. She doesn't know me from Adam. And all of a sudden, I see Bank of America, bank statement, over $500,000. I go, you're... I say, wait a minute. $500,000, right? Yeah, but scammers send people fake... Bank statements? Yes. Was it a bank account or a bank statement? It was a bank account statement from Bank of America. Oh yeah, statement. It's like PayPal. Scammers use fake, you know, PayPal, what do they call it? Website interface. It looks exactly like Bank of America or whatever. And they're phoning. And then they sucker you to give them your personal information. And then whammo, they clean you out. They clean you like that. That's a warning sign, right? What's a big red flag? I got to go to the bathroom, but that sounds like a real scam. Did you tell her it was a scam? Yes, I did. What'd she say? Why are you taking your water and coming to the bathroom? I'm bringing my water with me. I'll leave my water here. I'm going to take the cup, because I want a drink out of it. She's going to be safe, but... You carry everything with you. I'll leave my purse too. Watch my purse, okay? Don't let anybody take anything out of it, okay? He's going to sell it. He won't get much for the purse, but get a lot for the belongings. The belongings? Expired coupons. She's a hoarder. She's got expired coupons, right? You know what, let me call my... Gatorade. Powerade is... Powerade blows away Gatorade. Gatorade is really a lot of... It's a lot of sugar, mostly. Yeah. My doctor said Gatorade is good too, Jimmy. Now, you know Walmart makes their own version of Pedialyte. You ever hear of Pedialyte? Yeah, I heard of it. Isn't that for kids? That's for little kids, I think. No, I heard it for little kids. That's where Jimmy says we're built. He can take it. Yeah, it's for kids, Jimmy. Pedias and pediatricians. Yes, like Pedias Sure or Pedialyte. Pedias Sure, yeah. Well, your mother's taking Pedias Pedias. No, they said she's kind of dehydrated because... Yeah, she's showing signs of dehydration so I had to change her drink. Jimmy? No, Knob Creek. Yeah. My old granddad, remember that? Yeah. And my grandfather used to buy old granddad... No, he used to like Southern Comfort. Actually, that's not a bad... That's not a bad drink. Yeah. You like Southern Comfort? You ever have that? No. It's like a bourbon, but it's like a liqueur. I said my mom when she was dying. I said... You got to get your food. I bet her. When she was neater, even like ever, that food insured, you know? No, no, she says too sweet. Insure is a lot of sugar also. No, she likes the banquet dinners. Meatloaf with creamy mashed potatoes. She likes that. She likes the manicotties that I get her. But the banquet has manicotties? No, no, another company. It only takes four minutes in a microwave. And it's done. Four minutes. She used to like the mac and cheese with Salisbury steak. With the banquet head? Which is nothing but a damn hamburger with brown gravy. The banquet head? The banquet head? Oh, all these sells a big box of Salisbury steak. It's like $2 in change. Did banquet have macaroni and cheese? Salisbury steak. On the side, yeah. See, if you go to the Dollar Tree, they have all that. You could get a load of your freezer with that EBT. Do you have a microwave? I do, but it's 40 years old. 40? 40 years old. It's been around since ABA. You have an Amanda? A radar range? I have a cold star. Cold star. I remember that. That was the first... I know. It was huge. Radar range. I think it was cold. I have cold stars. It's been around since 1988 or 1986. Cold star is LG. What's that? You know how reasonable... Yes. Oh, those commercials for the cell phones? LG cell phones? I see them all the time. You know, microwaves, like air-conditioners, are very reasonably priced nowadays. Less than 100. You don't need to keep a 40-year-old microwave. How much does a microwave cost? How much does a microwave cost? How much does a microwave cost? 100 dollars. Well, you have to... You kind of... I remember... shake it up, shake it down, and then move it around. This go later. That was the year before. 1916. I didn't like pour wash. Yeah, how do you brag about working in a car wash? Why would you write a song? To make a movie. That's right. Yeah, I mean, it's not something you want to be happy about. You write a song. What do you do with the movie? One car wash? What? Get a microwave. You know how compact they are? I have to save my money to get my car fix, yeah? Uh-oh. What happened? Did you... Did you go over here and get it done? I went... I went to him and he fixed the defective part, you know? Not the crook. We're not talking about the crook. I didn't go to the crook, but I had to go back to him to get the defective part fixed, but he didn't charge me anything, you know? But if something else goes wrong on the car, I'm going to have to get it fixed. Where? The guy that ripped you off? He fixed the defective part, yeah? But this is the guy that overcharged you? He fixed the defective part that's called a bravado. He went back to the guy that ripped you off. Yeah, but he didn't charge me, but that's because I paid him $762 already. He paid him $760, so he... $763 already. So he most likely felt guilty that he ripped you off, so he didn't charge you this time. He didn't charge me the second time, right? And what was the cost, what would normally be the cost for this part, this job? My friend told me it would only cost $262 than he had. He charged... he charged you a lot for the job. Oh, boy. You can't make this stuff up. He said the bottle. Oh, by the way, what do you think of those fake rocks out in front of this establishment? You think that's a pretty cool invention? No, it makes me think of my things. Yeah. You know what they're good for? All series. Hiding spare keys and important things because the public will think it's a real rock, and they'll never think about it. Let's check the fake rock first. You know, the CIA has a fake rock and electronic device and it puts them in front of the office trying to make an action scan all your activities inside the house. They can hear what she's Rea doing? They can hear what you and Rea are doing. If the CIA really wanted enough. They find out nothing. They know there's nothing. There's rocks, snow, and all. They can hardly change the channels. Well, they say even the new smart TVs could have a spying device inside of them. You know, cable bonds, everything? Yeah. Wait, that's why I go like this when I turn the TV on. I go like, excuse me, I have an itch in the middle of my forehead. They see around that blue, they see around the blue light area so a lot of people can see from here because they don't trust it. Perimeter? Oh, the cable? Yeah, I think you might to use the remote. Don't you need that light? Oh, by the way, any good any good news from from Jackie? It was about time, my god. Well, plus you meet so many people. People from all over. I bet you get pilots going in there from Teterboro. Nowhere, nothing ever happened with him. Your amethyst is wrong. My amethyst? Whatever you call it. No, amethyst is a purple semi-pressure gem. You mean the amulet? It's nervous when I bring Ray up. Well, was she shaken when you said Ray? I'm not shaking because it's cold in here. Cold? I'm drinking something cold, Jeff. Oh, it's fine in here. You feel cold? I'm cold. I'm always cold in here. Can you imagine her coming in early in the morning? It was cold. It was cold? It was freezing. It had to be maybe high 40s to low 50s. How do you know? I said people, you're freezing in the shower. Not good. Oh. This is definitely without a doubt a maniacal Sunday madness, that's for sure. You know all these infomercials about fitness and everything? They never invented anything. All this is goes way back thousands of years they've been doing all these... I saw a video of how the Greek warriors train. They use granite boulders. They picked up granite boulders and they did presses. They did squats. They did curls with them. Yeah, the Spartan warriors and you know... granite boulders? They got rocks in their head. Yeah, nothing is new. They want you to think it's new so you spend your money. Oh, TV's about spending money. They got so many commercials so you spend money. Look, even Charles Atlas even Charles Atlas used traditional weights and he may believe he got his physique from isometrics. No, I mean isometrics I'm not saying it doesn't work because a Russian guy named... his last name was Zass. He was in prison during World War I and he used the bars of his prison cell to do isometrics and he became a circus strongman after the war. Yeah, you're right about that. No, that's the barker that says come everyone and see the bearded lady. Let's get ready to rumble. Let's get ready to rumble. Let's get ready to rumble. Yeah, the bearded, you know, the circus and the carnival. You get to look at the freak show. Look at the two-headed goat. Must be talking about Ray. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Yeah, the circus. Remember the car? Clowns in a little car? Yeah. Some people are afraid of clowns. Like clowns, huh? I know Kramer was afraid of clowns on time. Oh yeah? No, kids like clowns but you know what, you don't be cool a demented clown that makes kids cry. That would be really funny. Oh, I saw a funny photograph online. Somebody took a raw femur from a cow and the dog was holding it in his mouth and they put a sneaker on the end of it. Just to freak people out. The dog had his big bone in his mouth and they put a sneaker on the end of the bone. Like I lead. I guess they wanted to make people think that the dog is chewing on a human skeleton. You know. There's no bones about it. Speaking of whatever happened to CNN in this joint? They stopped paying the fees. Oh really? Almost a year ago. They stopped coming to CNN? That's why you see Ellen DeGeneres every day. Instead, we could be learning about Michael Cohn and Matterfort. What's going on? Yeah. Trump is getting in deeper and deeper. He's in big trouble. Well, I think they indicted, they already got Cohn and Matterfort. Cohn is dead. No, he's not. One of those guys is dead. No, John McCain. John McCain. We're talking about the indictment and things against Donald Trump. He's a former lawyer. You see how fast Trump ditched him? Yeah. He doesn't have any feelings of loyalty, I don't think. He cares about himself. He wants everybody loyal to him but he's not loyal to anyone. Plus, he's notorious for stiffing people for money. A lot of his friends said he paid them $0.77 a dollar. I told you that he his daughter Ivanka is the caterer for her wedding reception. He says he doesn't like the flavor of food, I'm not going to pay it. He's stiffed the caterer that catered Ivanka's wedding reception. He's got a lot of lawsuits pending against him. Yeah. Look at that stupid Trump university. Trump states, Trump ties. Oh yeah. Make America great and in the back it says Made in China. The ties are made in Taiwan. Taiwan, get it? Yeah. Nah, he's a hypocrite and a pathological liar. Who, Trump? But a big time hypocrite. And he likes him. You don't like Trump? No. You know how many times he lies? At least a dozen maybe. Oh no, it's over $5,000. Washington Post keeps track of their paper every day. Remember when he was bitching how many times Barack Obama went on vacation and he only doesn't go to the golf course? This guy spends more time on his golf course. He's a hypocrite. He keeps on saying the economy is doing great. You know what I watch and he gave me a headache on Chris Cuomo had Kellyanne Conway as a guest. Man, did she cut him off and she wouldn't allow Chris Cuomo to say much of anything. And he, Chris Cuomo was right. Yeah, but you know I don't know if you saw, but Conway was really trying to... She always does. She wouldn't let him talk. Because she's, what's the word, shill? They go at it. They're married. Oh my God. I think that whole thing was a front because she's getting paid well. She has a job in the administration which makes her it's kind of like glorified prostitution. You know, when you lie because you're getting paid to lie about, I guess, your employer like what's her name? Oh, Huckabee Sanders. Who's that, Ray? Ray Huckabee Sanders. Come here. Finally, Ray. Finally. And look at those wonderful mafkins, too. What's your last night? What's your last night? What's your last night? Real cheese. Real cheese. Unless they make it really good. I went to the buffet Saturday Book Friday the Royal Hibachi buffet. You know what I used to get? There's so many things in that store. The pasta's done. The bookcase's done. What's going on there? You know, they have a very suspicious, they opened up a very suspicious looking spa in the Lodi, it looks like it looks like a harem like it looks like a scene from I Dream of Jeannie's Bottle. You're going to drop there. You know, it's one of those suspicious looking spas, you know. Is that a lead on your phone? Oh, it is. It's a lead. Holy shit. Look at that. Well, this show's going to be cancelled in no time. I'll see you later. I got to run myself soon. Anyway, about the mall. Lodi buffet used to have clams on the half-show. They had very good fried calamari. And they had good Italian food to be honest with you. You know, I missed it. I used to go there. What kind of food? My dad did. But you know what they have at Royal Hibachi? In the Saddlebrook Mall, by the Walmart. That buffet has all fresh seafood. Nothing frozen. The guy is a chef. He's Turkish. He puts out the best everything. I love it when he comes out with leg of lamb and barbecue. And beef, barbecue short ribs and what else? Oh, we came out with fresh flounder fillets stuffed with feta cheese and spinach. That was delicious. Then he's got the sushi bar. Big sushi bar. He's got the Mongolian barbecues where they cook in front of you. Then he has the hard ice cream now. Not the soft one, where you scoop your own ice cream. Like friendly stuff. You go near yourself and you scoop the hard ice cream yourself. I'm telling you, I only pay I don't mind paying 10 bucks for one short. You know what? I left out the roast duck. He also puts out the roast duck. The lunchtime is cheaper. They charge more dinner times. You know why? He brings out the Alaskan king crab, you know. He brings out cold seafood salad that's loaded with fish. But the duck is good. The duck is good. I mean, I can't complain for 10 bucks. Oh, I said to a man that flounder is out of this world. Fresh flounder stuffed with feta cheese and spinach. You know. This has been a mega life 21 production.