 Hello everybody. Welcome to the camp camp stream stream not confusing at all I have not been wrestling with this for months. No Day-day why why are are we we talking talking we we like like Hey, everybody, we're doing a stream because we're very excited. We have new episodes of camp camp coming out Tomorrow Unfortunately leap days in the way for Julie that's crazy See when I become when I become president or emperor of the world whichever title I decide I'm actually gonna make leap day a national holiday. Yes No one will work I'll do what I gotta do We're here on our future leap day holiday streaming a fun camp Camp inspired monster of the week game if you're not really much of the week me neither but Gus is thankfully It's it's it's simplified D&D all we have are 2d6 each We'll get into the rules more later but a couple things a Couple things about this a big part of this stream is It would be awesome if you became a first member I know we say it a lot, but stuff like that really does help support us and make more things whether it's more shows more episodes More cool merch and all this kind of stuff. So we're here because of your support Yes, you know, we have my first member really goes a long way to helping support us and enable us to make The fun creative things that we want to be our enablers Enable us support. If you want to support specifically camp camp specifically today day You can go to I have to say now you have to go do you can go to camp camp dot show Slash first we got that custom URL Where you can sign up for first you could get a gift cards for yourself or for your family members Or for your loved ones or your hated ones. I don't care. I hate this show take this Brad Your friend enemies with benefits And but it's not just about becoming a first member you can mess with us or get some cool stuff during the stream You didn't say that I did say it and I'll say louder in the meetings Would you miss there's one meeting that we started two minutes early and you weren't there for us and then we said it Well here, I'll tell you what's gonna happen every month of first that we get is gonna be another camper and roll That's you okay, and then for every 29 we get get it leap day Um We have to pull a Jenga block. Oh, no from this this lovely thing behind me. That's that's real That's real fun fact when we order this on Amazon. It said it was five feet tall I mean if you put it on the table, it's almost three and a half feet. Yeah, a dude measured it for sure We should do that after it might be that Dating profile so on the Jenga blocks are numbers and phone numbers Yeah, if you give you some of them all if they're so security number And when we pull a number we're gonna check in with Ariel Who is a director in the show just basically helps run it with me part of this world at Austin? And she has a giant list of things that are gonna modify the game or Unlock some cool sneak peeks or Unlock behind the scenes footage that will show at a later date And when I say modify the game. Yeah Everybody do this or they're gonna get mad at us. I'm a v-stand. Yeah. Oh god BTS I mean don't come out don't come for me. Don't come for me watching And when I say modify the game I mean mess with us. Oh, actually my real game. Yes. Yes for real for real So for every if you if you want to make us have more fun or hurt us You can become a first member on top of all that We a couple other things real quick and then we're gonna get all the fun stuff We have a bunch of new merch out to celebrate things Including these plushies. Oh Look look at them. Look at them. There's David. There's space kid. I Heard something about these can I check on them? Oh, yeah, go ahead. Are you guys are you look at the yams? Yeah, how do I know you're gonna look at them? David is caked out. We will not talk about space kid like that, but David is caked It's a big big cake This is hey fun fact Lindsey I was talking with Mike and Jake yesterday. Is this the first time you're ever hearing yourself live as space kid? Yeah, it's it's really weird I'm not gonna lie. I love it though. Hey Go my god, you're killing him We also have other month also much including this girl boss hat those from the 20th anniversary The irony of only the men in the room wearing the girl boss hat And I love it Listen, you could it on the last day of like history month I'm not Decided as the fems in the room. We're like we're gonna take the power here. Yeah, I'd know you know you can Yeah, you can't put no that's a girl boss exactly The most girl boss thing the second most girl boss thing that you should do though is actually buy the hat So yeah now that's yeah buying that here buy the hat and don't wear it. That's girl boss We have these cool badges that definitely don't look like anything else at the kit badge. I didn't see that. Yeah, that's cool That is hold on now. This is our salute. Okay, right? I'm learning a lot of lore today. Yeah We have these space kid mugs Buttons that we'll try to feature throughout but guess what they're I mean they're for camera. They're small Next the button and we also have these like my lecture cool. Yeah, my scooter Okay, I got blue The blue on black motif is awesome though. I'm not very neon Yeah, we we we we wanted to you know, everybody's like black shirts, but we want some you have dame mode and there's night mode And beware of platypus which was honestly just something that it was in a background art that I saw and was like Can we make a shirt of this? We're like, yeah, that's cool. I want that shirt and For first only is it oh first only can buy it right? Okay, so if you're first member you can get This amazing See this Soft you can have it if you're a first member. I hope you're a first-member Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I pay for my first membership. I'm a first-member we can check this right now to make sure if you're lying I'm not lying Crystal All right, and now I think one of the coolest things we have If you're into it because I I am into it and this is the kind of stuff. I like If you would like you can become your very own You can become your very own camp counselor What if you if you like the show and you want to support and and help us we really appreciate it There are limited quantities of basically being able to get your name in the credits as either a co-counselor So if you'd like to be a junior counselor You'll get a special thanks in the credit and if you'd like to be a co-counselor with us You'll get an associate producer so people can either scan that QR code or they go to the URL. Yes Camp camp dot actually, I don't know what it was a URL It's camp camp dot show show just go there It'll scan the URL all the details screen shot it then scan it because you're smart Yeah, and then and then do it. That's so cool. I've always wanted my name in the credits Yeah, you're a voice that you're you pay for that. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you can pay for that. Yeah, okay Yeah, so what we've been saying we can make camp camp we can make sure it's like this because of you because the first member So thank you very much and with that I would love to turn it over to Gus Well, that's me our keeper. Yeah, I do I do want to say thanks for inviting me to do this And thank you to every all the crew who this looks great the whole setup in here I think it shows that people have done a lot of hard work on this Thanks, too. I'm not sure everyone who wrote. I think I know Eddie wrote Carrie You may have written some of them I did a little bit so Eddie and Armando did Eddie special day a huge huge huge amount for this I think he's still on his way in but Yeah, it's it's awesome, and then I just big shout out to Austin Ariel as well and then everybody at broadcast Yeah, it's this looks great. I'm really looking forward to it. I always feel so, you know Blaine and I do tailsman a stinky dragon, which is our D&D show and it's very different doing this show It's tailsman stingy dragons like no cursing very family friendly. Yeah So that is that is not camp camp. No But the thing that's the same for me in that show and in doing this stream is that I do feel a little bit like an Imposter because like I'm the storyteller. I'm telling someone else's story So that's why I want to make sure to to give credit for credit is due Appreciate that and I think it's gonna be a lot of we really appreciate you doing this Like Carrie said we'll be playing monster of the week which was a game. I'm not I was not terribly familiar with I did a bunch of reading about it try to learn all the rules Still learning But it's a it's a very simplified tabletop role-playing game The only dice that you need is every every player gets to D6 and you'll see on your character sheets There are I have copied your character sheets to base basic actions you can take So you'll see them. They all make sense. They're all They all make sense. I'll read them very quickly just for audience might not be familiar Act under pressure help out investigate a mystery kick some ass manipulate someone protect someone read a bad situation Use magic then each you also has class specific actions. Everyone's got different ones I'm not gonna go into those and class specific perks as well as gear And then you just roll your 2d6 and then you everyone has different Stats charm cool sharp tough and weird and they modify your 2d6's and as a general rule When you roll your 2d6 a 1 through a 6 is a failure 7 through 9 is limited success. So it kind of works But has some bad side effects. Okay, and then 10 and above is an unqualified success So everything goes exactly how you wanted it to cool We're gonna have fun, you know, this isn't life or death or anything. We're just gonna we're gonna play around We're gonna have a good time and people are gonna support us by going to camp camp dot show That might be a good segue Can we go around and introduce everybody and and talk about the character a little bit? Yeah Lindsay you want to start or sure I might as well. Hi, I'm Lindsay Jones. I play the voice of space kid So hey, they sort of have me appreciate it Hey, Blaine Gibson. I do nerf That's it I'm Gus. I'm the keeper. So I'm not actually a character, but I run everything for this street I'm Kara Chakras, and I'm playing a special character leap day Lewis Hello, he's gonna get killed off this episode, isn't he? Hi, and I'm BK biker soul, and I play the voice of narrous Running this we'd be already playing this is very much a nurse kind of So but no 20-sided ass kickings today, it's gonna be only 2d6 It's a day like any other but also a very special one at camp Campbell every summer all of sleepy peek celebrates a summer leap day an Extra day of summer really it's just like thirsty or something But at camp Campbell this involves a whole production complete with special activities at the activities field a show and a boat race to finish Things off and today's leap day is even more special because a new camper is arriving Lewis Nerf, narrous and space kid have been selected as the new kid welcoming committee And it's your job to make Lewis feel like part of the gang and that he campaigns the DM Except as all of you are waiting at the front of camp Campbell for CJ to drop off Lewis something feels weird Each of you has a strange sense of deja vu like you've already lived this moment before That Lewis has already arrived and that you've lived through a series of weird hijinks around the camp that you can't quite remember The only thing that sticks in each of your mind is one singular memory a deep rumbling that came from spooky island Followed by a streak of white light and a crackling of lightning and thunder before you found yourselves back here waiting to greet Lewis again So it's like live die repeat Or groundhogs day or the other word for live die repeat. What was the alternate title? I don't care Lewis you're very quiet. Why don't you give us a taste of your character? He's not here yet. I'm not there yet The three of you wait at the entrance of camp Campbell, which is a buzz with excitement for leap day festivities Behind you down towards the camp you can already hear the sounds of a mic check happening down by the amphitheater Preston's doing some kind of vocal warm-up accompanied by heavy mic feedback PA speakers around the camps greets to life with David's voice ringing out. Good afternoon camp Campbell campers Camp Campbell campers. He's off today Here is your first afternoon platitude of the day better late than never but even better is being prompt and dependable In front of you the telltale camp Campbell station wagon driven by CJ screeches to a halt out pops our new camper Lewis You should probably get acquainted or something Hello, everybody Greetings. Welcome to Guys, where are we earth? Welcome to birth. Yes I'm I'm very excited to be here. I Interested today's leap day Yeah, is this like a are you like the Santa Claus of leap day? I I wish that I was You see leap day is is more of a purgatory for me Oh purgatory, but I'm excited to be here around around new friends. Oh, yeah, I could be your friend Hi, it's very nice to meet you. I'm leap day Lewis today. I leave the list. Do you know about magic? More than I can say Yeah CJ's clearly in a rush to get out of here for something so he begins hurting you all Kind of roughly over towards herding. Yeah, I kind of shoving ERD got it got it Nerf lowers his fists Uh here quick yo getting here. You got to go to orientation or whatever. I don't know He shoves you all into the mess hall and there's a loud click of a lock behind you and CJ scampers off back to the station wagon shouting Just wait for David He fell off a cliff Oh, no, you hear the car peel out as he roars away from camp in a hurry Inside the mess hall is decorated with welcome banners and balloons for Lewis However, it also seems someone began clearing out Cameron Campbell's things from the attic above The ladders down in the middle of the mess hall and some odd items are laying around in a pile The room also smells strongly of quarter masters mashed potatoes wafted from the kitchen. I hate that Do you want to try him? Yeah? Oh, I Cannot be more clear. I hate that smell. Okay. Hey, it's it's it's very Polarizing it's very It's quarter masters mashed potatoes. What do you expect? That's a different space movie I saw that and I'm the theater but after sure I mean do we do we go upstairs and investigate the the Attic whatever it's called Let's go investigate, huh? Okay, does does Lewis know more than we do or you just like on the same kind of floor like level All I know is that when it's leap day. I'm here Because I believe they Lewis It's in the name. That's no, that's not furniture. That's Maybe Lewis's birthday is leap year and he's only like three. Oh No, I'm I'm ten fish. So they feel like actually like what hundred and fifty by my math Gotta be a fake creature or something We will not have our sci-fi versus magic discussion once again. I don't want to fight you Maybe we could come together. I need to figure this out Yes, it's the middle point. That's the where they meet I haven't been here very long, but it does seem like things are out of place. Maybe we should look around I can't want to investigate the attic. That's not fun. Yeah, it's up to you guys. Yeah, I mean y'all can split up Smell attic I Yeah, I know Nerf wants to go investigate the attic. I want to see what's up there Okay, nerf bravely begins climbing the the what did you say the sideways ladder? Yes That an attic has a diagonal set of ladders. It's not stairs. It's not a ladder It's diagonal ladder diagonal at a little sticky dragon crossover for you there All right, is anyone else going up to the attic or what's everyone else want to do? I'll go to the attic. I can't leave him by himself. He doesn't know what he's looking for. I'm not afraid of heights We talking about sounds scary, huh? No No, I guess I'll look to see if there's anything on any of the tables Okay, what about space kid and What about Nerf? Well, I said I'd watch them, but he feel like I've done this before I want to try something different I'm gonna watch what leap person is doing. Okay, so we got Nerf and Leap day Larry Leap day Lewis I saw Larry earlier Because it's three L's So now you've got this side of the table Investigating the tables in the mess hall and we got this side of the table going upstairs to the attic to investigate Evens will do you guys first odds will do you guys first? That's even all right. It's just so I'm not playing favorites here. Yeah, all right though Nerf you bravely begin going up the diagonal ladder And I guess after a little bit of you hear space kid behind you asking for help up and I assume you Help space kid up. Can I roll for toot? Is that a thing? Of my action list to toot. Yeah, is would that be magic? Read a bet. No, no manipulate. You know, you could rip some ass You could rip some ass. I can get it has kicked some ass, but I want to rip some ass So roll a 2d6 and then add your tough to that which is plus two. Okay, that's a Eight plus two is ten. That's an that's an unconditional success. Yeah, okay. What does it sound like? And then it's it's fogs up space kids helmet, I'm assuming All right, so yeah, you begin going up into the attic space kid you have to wade through some a cloud of toxic gas The gas smells a little off you think maybe a nerf should should see someone about it I know my mom's to talk to me about this Listen, I want to bully the humans out the animals they did nothing wrong The the attic is divided up into a couple of different sections there appears to be a You know a landing where you came up some storage a little nook off to the side And then another separate space with a that's closed off with a small door Okay, I Don't know. What are you? What's the read here? Can't you space kid? All right. Well, I mean any good astronaut will want to explore some craters and this nook is very Cratery I would argue. I want to go to the nook. Can we yeah It's up in the northeast corner of the the hall would be furthest away from the door that CJ pushed you all into And I like Tom Tom. Oh Okay, I'm talking about Bombadil You head over there into the nook and you find a small wooden desk and a lamp on top of the desk as well as a book What's the book? I can't read but I'm just gonna act like a kid It's a very fancy looking leather bound book The Bible I I'm gonna look into the desk. I want to see what's inside the desk. There's no drawers. It's just like a writing desk It's just a focus. There's no room for trinkets. Yeah We can't bring any supplies back from our space missions anyways, okay It I'm just curious because it looks like there might be some extra pieces inside of this cabinet Maybe we could open up like secretish compartments. So if you look at this paint right here, I'll see what you're saying Maybe you could investigate a mystery You should have high investigation, right? That is a plus sharp, which is minus one for space kid But Yours is literal you're just showing a knife. Yeah, it's a roll 2d6 and subtract one I was Hearing you talk of that filter is bringing me so much joy. Yeah, it's amazing. Thank you Can I take this home? And then you subtract one from it All right, we got a six minus one five Space kid looks around trying to find a A Secret compartment but gets carried away and loses sense of where he is and Raises his head up and hits the underside of the desk banging his noggin against his helmet doing one harm of damage Mark one harm you're a little injured Which is probably space kids natural state Oh Nerf witnesses that and is not surprised and then he wants to walk over to there's some drawers by the like a bedside table No, this is just a like a riding desk with the oh the nook back in the the bedroom though area Oh, like back out in the main and the main attic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's like a storage area Is that what you're talking about? Sure. Yeah, I'll see what's in storage area. Yeah, it seems like it's a Part part of Cameron Campbell's stash that he would keep up in the attic Maybe when he was living up here for a while You see various items and treasures like a moose head a stuffed grizzly bear on old musket That's it. The musket. I want to go on on the musket. Oh, okay. I put space kids. Look what I found That's maybe that's what caused you to hit your head Oh Why don't you also investigate a mystery for me there? Nerf since you're you're looking through all of that. Yes sharp. Okay, and that is plus one for sharp Yeah, that is plus sharp plus one. I got a six plus one is seven look at you Yeah And for reference yeah in the future if anyone wants to assist on rolls they can also do that They could do Yeah, help out you see that yeah, there it is you can help out if you see and you can roll and if you succeed You give them a plus one bonus on their task space kid. What's your cool points? And then I point the musket back Oh, there it is cool. Yeah, yeah space kid. You actually have a zero on cool. Oh sweet. So just roll the 2d6 Whoa It's like the closest to a net 20 we can get yeah Maybe a nerf was distracted with with the musket that he found waving it around But space kid you find a little scrap of paper that's torn up It's like a little corner of a paper and it has a number on it. It says it says 24 It says HZ and then it turned around it said no no no that's a 24 I'm gonna put you all on pause for a second. I'm gonna deal with the okay our downstairs folks here You all watch nerf and space kid go up the stairs and you hear and smell Nerf rip a really nasty fart. It really doesn't smell good smell It does not smell like a natural fart something smells Really wrong with that If this is what the food does to us, I'm not looking forward to this I just haven't figured it out in my monster guy so Does this place look normal like it normally does or is there things that are not normally here? actually It looks pretty normal to you. There's there's the mess hauled and of course off to the side is the kitchen And then you know because you've been here before a while behind the kitchen on the other side of it is a pantry Kind of reminds me of every lunch, but I'm usually have my face in a book so and just to give a little more context, you know Can't camp camp fans and viewers will know that the quartermaster shed is right next to it as well as a wood pile I Guess I'd like to look around the room and see if there's anything of interest. Yeah, there's a bunch of tables Layed out this where everyone has their meals Interesting, I guess you could what is it investigate a mystery to see if there's anything Interesting or special okay, or magical about them. Okay? So they you have a this is a plus sharp you have a minus one on your sharp. I got a three I Also forgot that we have a thing to roll in. Whoops. Oh, yeah, we got this. That's right. I forgot That's fine. I won't pick any you already rolled back so three Yeah, you begin looking all around the tables and As you're looking around you're kind of recklessly Going from table to table and you bang your shins into one of the benches really hard doing one harm of damage Wooden furniture is this party's a mortal enemy apparently yeah Are you okay? I think I'll be okay eventually, but not right now tables can be harsh enemies sometimes can't they Not have tables where you're from. Well, I'm from here now. So yeah, they do here now I'm with a Lewis. It's leap day. Where do you go when it's not leap day? What do you mean when it's not leap day? Okay? Maybe we can find something useful in the kitchen Yeah, I'll just plug my nose and go in that's fine. That's okay. Come on. Don't worry. I got you. Let's go Yeah, you all walk into the kitchen and begin looking around You see various things here. You see You know the sink the stove and oven a serving counter Cans cans food cans and then of course a door to the pantry and another door next to the shelf with the cans More doors Microwave It does heat damage I should stay away from that that'll hurt you. Well, what do you think we should do? I don't know. There's two doors and when I see two doors on my adventures I always open the one on the left I'll open the one on the right and then we'll have both doors open. Okay on the count of three one two three oh Lewis he tried to open the door, but it appears to be locked it doesn't open There is you I managed to open the door to the pantry And it is stocked with good canned goods bag goods all which are suspiciously close to their expiration date Wow Well this door opens maybe I could take a look inside I'm really upset about my door. So you go ahead You could try asking the door nicely May I please enter door? Or doesn't answer I Fallen there is instead I've given up on the door. Okay. I Don't think there's anything in here No, but there still seems to be if this image is correctly that I'm seeing in my mind and also behind the DM the ladder That ascends into the ceiling The ladder oh out in the the main room Well in this I don't know if it's actually important See does seem to be a ladder in the image. Oh, I see another Okay, I got you. Thank you Ariel. Yeah, this is uh, you know that this goes up to the attic as well There's also a kitchen. Yeah, what can you put is there like a perception? How about both of you who are in the kitchen role read a bad situation? Oh I'm gonna oh Cool ten plus sharp, so nine. Whoo. Oh Seven what's your sharp two nice, so both you both got nine. All right. Hey You both Look around and you you know as you're looking over the the main room here in the kitchen you realize that there is Something there's actually something on the oven something's cooking. I'm afraid You should be afraid. That's just dinner Maybe that's what dinner smells like there's because of your role you think that Part of the bad smell you were smelling might be coming from what's on the stove and not just nerfs fart that he let out earlier Hello. Oh No, no, I smell what you're smelling now. Okay. Yeah, that doesn't sound as rancid as last week Here um Maybe we should investigate the source of this. Yeah rinse in this maybe maybe oh, I know maybe if we turn the burners on It'll make the smell go away. I like to go and turn a burner on You go to turn a burner on and the entire mess hall Explodes the blast obliterates the entire structure and blows the front doors off. I was joking. Oh This is be a dumb thing. I was joking It's a day like any other but also a very special one at camp Campbell Every summer all of sleepy peek celebrates a summer leap day an extra day of summer Really, it's just a Thursday or something But at camp Campbell this involves a whole production complete with special activities at the activities field a show and a boat race to finish Things off today's leap day is even more special because a new camper is arriving Nerf Nerison space kid have been selected as a new kid welcoming committee And it's your job to make them feel like part of the gang and that he car pays camp days of the DM Except as all of you are waiting at the front of camp Campbell for CJ to drop him off Yeah, something feels weird each of you has a strange sense of deja vu like you've lived this moment before that the new Camper has already arrived and you've lived through a series of white weird hijinks around the camp You just can't quite remember those things that sticks in each of your minds is one singular memory a deep rumbling that came from spooky Island followed by a streak of white light and crackling of lightning and thunder before You found yourselves back here waiting to greet the new camper once again The three of you wait at the entrance of camp Campbell, which is a buzz with excitement for leap day festivities Behind you down toward the camp you can already hear the sounds of a mic check Happening down by the amphitheater Preston is doing some kind of vocal warm-up accompanied by heavy mic feedback PA speakers around the camp screeched to life with David's voice ringing out Good afternoon Teamwork makes the camp work in front of you the telltale camp Campbell station wagon Driven by CJ screeches to a halt out pops our new camper You should probably get acquainted CJ wait take us with you, please don't this place is cursed. It's trap CJ begins Very hurting you guys and now pushing you all along over towards the mess hall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this place is trapped It's whatever Hi everybody, my name is leap day Lewis Come on guys be nice you're all supposed to be the new camper welcoming committee Fire and gas equals explosion. Do you not remember? Oh, yeah, wait you all remember me Yeah, we blew up you guys started the oven for some dumb reason and then kablooey. Oh my god Finally somebody I've been trapped on leap day for so long. I need help getting out Don't hug me. I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah trapped on leap day There's a lot the CJ shoves you all into the mess hall and there's a loud click of a lock behind you and CJ Scampers off back to the station wagon shouting just wait for David Okay, we gotta not wait for David and get out of here fast You hear the car peel out as he roars away from camp in a hurry Inside the mess hall is decorated with welcome banners and balloons for Lewis However, it also seems someone began clearing out Cameron Campbell's things from the attic above The ladder is down in the middle of the mess hall and some odd items are laying around in a pile The room also smells strongly of quarter masters mashed potatoes wafting from the kitchen See look things are a little bit different this time last time the banners said Lewis LWIS but this time it says Lewis. I us It's different it's not actually don't look over there blame Look over there Also as my character I think it's a good time to remind everybody that if you really like camp camp and in the shows that we do and things It'd be awesome if you became a first member you can go to camp camp calm Can get that show Slash first and if you become a first member or if you get a gift card for yourself or a friend for one Six or twelve months of first that counter in the top left corner is gonna go up And we're gonna have to pull something from this Jenga tower and things are gonna get even more hectic They're not gonna do it. I bet they don't have the guts. They never would their cowards face kid. Who is he talking to? He's just been he's been just talking to himself And now back to the stream I've been trapped here for so long, please look we have to get out of here. I need help Are you stuck between dimensions I've seen this before All I know is I'm leap day lewis because that's the that's the only day I'm on I Want to be on other days. I've never seen a March first I don't know. I think I want to look into my dark past for this. You have to be a creature Oh, let's see. Oh dark past. This is a class-specific action for Naras Wow you dabbled in the worst sort of mystical arts before you became one of the good guys if you Troll through your memories for something relevant to the case at hand you roll plus weird And you have a plus two weird on a 10 plus you can ask me two questions from the list below on a 7 through 9 You ask one on a miss you ask a question anyway, but that means you were personally complicit in creating the situation You're dealing with now So let's let's roll them and then you add to from your weird seven Seven so you get to ask one. Okay What black magic do I know that could help here ooh what black magic do you know that could help here? You know if you reach into your divination powers you can conjure an escape From this hall and avoid the explosion Hmm Get your nerf run upstairs really quick and then grab the musket and then come back down during the group Yeah, you nerf runs back upstairs and grabs a musket's in the exact same spot. It was right back down It's okay, Erin. We're all safe. I have a musket Leap day Lewis also forgot to mention that when we play Jenga if we knock one of the thing if we knock the tower down The day resets No matter what we're doing Okay, so we got to make as much progress as quickly as we can be resets just to be clear So nurse with nurse's help. We were able to lay out a potential escape plan. Yes. There is divination I think Neris does not know Enough about the current situation to apply that knowledge yet, but as the situation falls Neris will We'll learn how to connect the dots if I may I feel like space kid at this moment I'm seeing the musket gang very excited because they want to help out with some action too. They're like, oh my Captain my captain. Let's go. I I do a little oopsie doodles and I happen to It's called oops. Yeah Good thing you're wearing a space suit It is called oops So, uh, I would like to um Accidentally happen upon something that will help our our crew. Okay. Um, be it near your musket or the divination that Neris just cast Yeah, uh, so you roll 2d6 and add your weird, which is plus one Is is there uh, so it's a four. Yeah, would you mind explaining the luck mechanic? What do you mean the So, oh, you're right. Thank you. I did not explain that earlier So there you if you look on your character sheets, you have a limited amount of luck that you can draw from this. This is a very Actually, there's a very opportune time to explain this because this will this will play in here We'll say talk about the harm as well because of the reset. Yeah, correct. Oh, we're learning. We're doing this together Yeah, we're gonna figure it all out So You can mark off one of those luck boxes. Everyone has a certain amount You can mark off a look box to either change a roll you made to a 12 I see if you'd roll that or change a wound you have just taken to count as no damage No matter how bad it was If all your luck boxes get filled you've run out of good luck and then bad things start happening Yeah, the box just says doomed. Yeah, you go from okay to doomed is what happens Um, so and then harm is as you guess whenever you suffer harm you mark off a box Equal to how much harm you've done hitting your head minor things one getting mauled by a bear Three or four You know, it's gonna be it's gonna be significant significantly more and whenever our loop resets here um our harm I think we said just the harm resets. I believe yeah all your harm heals But your luck remains where it is so you can reset if you took any harm once we reset the date it goes back to zero Our boobies went away Oh, oh anyway, so you so you rolled a three, but Thanks to carry's a reminder here. You can use a luck to reset that to a 12 if you want So mark off one of your luck and no carry told us to use luck not lewis. You're right The lines are blurring Lucky lewis they call him It's it's still an l. It's perfect. So I just roll it again, right? I think it's oh no, it's just automatic 12. Oh sweet. Oh wow. You have a plus one. So it's a 13 Good job being my one brain. So we figured it out Space kids looking up Trying to see keep an eye on nerf as nerf runs up to get the musket and as he does so Space kid trips over some of the uh junk that's on the floor in the mess hall And it just so happens that it's a large safe That wasn't very safe at all Oh You think that this safe could provide Refuge from uh any type of explosive uh elements Oh, I've seen that material before Is this a light armor or heavy armor? You ever see india jones in the crystal skull? It's like unfortunately We like to call it adamantium found in a specific country. I'll tell about it later But it's kind of uh, I don't know if we're all gonna fit in here the dimensions of the box are I was about to say in yards. Are you insisting that uh four juveniles stuff themselves into an airtight safe? And lock it. It's fun. Yeah I think I've seen this on tiktok if I could see tiktok But I can't because I'm stuck on leap day. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah your algorithms all screwy Do do we is that what we're supposed to do is just well Can we open the safe? It seems like we need to get out of here. The safe is locked. The safe is locked There's a combination lock on it 24 to the numbers the numbers Mason, what do they mean? Uh, so I don't know what it's like outside of leap day, but I think most saves need more than one number You're right It wouldn't be very good safe Oh, maybe we can look around up here. See if we can find anything else, right? We need a fan out and we need to find the other numbers. Oh, is that a book? Okay Uh, I'm gonna start tripping over more things. All right I'm I'll frankly look around for a number and there's gonna look for um, I You said there's like piles of junk everywhere. Yeah, um, I guess I'll start rummaging through this I'm gonna look for anything. It looks like a book. Are you saying that out loud? Yes You saw a book. I saw a book upstairs. Do I still need to like make contact with that book? Or do we keep that knowledge and number? No one as far as I know no one looked in the book. You just looked I run upstairs with my musket And looked in the book He's looking for a book. He's looking for a book. Let me come with you. I need to see it. Come on. Let's go You can't read it either. Can I nearest has to come with us? You're right Uh, is there anything specific you want to do space kid? Uh, The microphones I used oops already, so I feel like I for now I'll just go back to investigate a mystery I won't trip over anything But I'd like to see if there's other not books but other paper like parchment things in the room Maybe a clue will be written on okay. Well, let's say that you're assisting Uh, or you're also looking where leap day is because uh, he was looking in this area So go ahead and make your roll. Hello new friend. Hey, I hope we can escape this hell I already consider you a best friend. Hold my hand. Me too. Let's do it. Yeah And investigate is for me as well Uh, yeah, and space kid you add your sharp to that which is minus one. So that's six minds of five Thanks for watching everybody Um, okay, we'll deal with your two failures here in a minute. Okay, that's fine The other two of you run up nerf and narus run up to to take a look at the book and it's still there Exactly where you thought it was nerf. It's a beautiful leather bound Book on top of a writing desk. Narus. This is the first time you're seeing it It's beautiful. Oh There's there seems to be numbers at each of the corners of every page. Maybe this will tell us the combination I'm gonna take the book and make sweet love with it in the corner as I use lore library Good god Someone's been reading their character sheet I'm nervous. What do you want from me guys? Are we playing this game or not? Is that smut? No, no, no, it's something else called eerie Um, I don't know if I actually have to act that out because I'm in a place but I would love to go into the corner and uh get extra Bonuses and investigating this book. Well lucky for you. This is a cozy little nook Awesome. Uh, so don't lore library when you hit the books you take plus one four to investigate the mystery Plus one for just like an ongoing plus one bonus. Okay um, so across any roles or any investigation. So it's so that'll be To investigate the mystery only okay, and that'll be as long as we're in here in this space Cool in that room We'll say the mess hall. Well, okay And we have hit a sub goal of 29 Yeah, so one of us has to or one of them has to pull out a you you you can Uh, yeah, there you go. Yeah one two three four five and six is a re-roll. Okay, let's do it Bring out. I just hope you roll five and six is just five and six is four Okay, all right. I've been the jing of me. Yeah, let's go. There's no way you can mess this up You can't knock it over in one use the power of levitation or could you use that? I think you could A hex upon the tower that was perfect. Yeah, that's textbook 31 31 or is it one never mind. Okay. Oh, you really can't read can't you? I'm gonna look that up. It was very in character. It's good 31 is a teaser clip to share with you all Oh, I'll play that on the stream. Yeah, so we're gonna play a clip on the stream. Uh, and uh, uh, Yeah, this is I should we just play it. I think we just yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, baby. You all did this Guess who's back you little shits Oh, no, I'm just here to observe report and say a third thing while listing stuff Well, I for one am glad you're back for the summer. I can't believe your new job sent you to your old job They were originally going to send me overseas to write about poverty and human rights But once they heard all of my insane camp stories, they said and I quote that camp stuff sounds real juicy Why don't you go bang that out first? So here I am would you consider this more hell or purgatory? Is irony the only difference? Look at that Let's go We we we wanted to keep a secret, uh, but we also got too excited and decided to say it the day before Um, but yeah gwen's back. We didn't we didn't have her in any of the promotional stuff because we thought it would be cool to see, uh Closer to um, but she's not as a counselor. I didn't know I watched the first episode for the first time yesterday And I was like, whoa So for for for everybody that was really upset that gwen was gone and being replaced all this stuff It's gonna be okay. Look She's been here the whole time Someone in jack called it out You did I didn't see anything. That's incredible. That's really funny. There you go. Again, so much thought never was put into this dream This is amazing. Thank you Um, so yeah, we're really excited about that. Uh, and yeah, you got to see that early because you became a first member So please please please, uh, we really appreciate it and like we said let's do more stuff I also forgot to mention earlier That if you buy one plush you get the other 50% off with the code camper all caps Just during this stream. So you've only got about three hours left to do that. Yeah So you buy one you get the other 50% off But you get all the cake you get all the cake 100 cake Show off that cake again I'm afraid There's plenty for everybody So um, so you are hitting the books up here in the in the corner of this No, we're all right. So yeah, um, so you just get to get an ongoing plus one to investigate the mystery, uh, while we're up here Okay, uh, you're So like how are you doing this like you want to roleplay this like describe set the scene for me a little bit Yes, uh Nearest takes the book and is sitting down in the corner obviously facing the corner because no one wants to see your beautiful face See their face as they're excited touching this new item they can add to their lore Oh Touches and caresses the spine in order to make sure that it is not alive And we're haunted and it seems that there is nothing unless the magical dm tells me in this moment as she persuades To open this and see what we can find inside you find a lot of electrical diagrams and Layouts for very advanced scientific equipment. This is uh all very nerdy, but not your kind of nerdy No, I didn't study this. Oh no, does anybody know anything about machines or Metal or there's a kneel. There's a kneel brand of nerd that would this would pertain to I would like to offer. I'm kneel adjacent Wrong kneel different kneel Can narrows tell if anything has to do with an explosion in this book No, this all seems to be related to some kind of chatbot Okay Does this make any sense to you though, I know you can't read uh You don't need to read you just feel okay. We'll feel together. I don't think the feeling's helping Oh, no, oh this book isn't helping. Is there anything else? They don't even see any numbers on this I think I could help out a little bit. Yeah, I have a plus school. I could roll to try and Oh, yeah further between the lives of these diagrams, you know So you're gonna try to um help out help out with so I I want to know like Is it something besides reading the book or is it just trying to interpret what's in the book more help? Interpret I would think I'm a translator now. Okay. Yeah, go ahead and roll that and add your cool, which is zero. So roll 2d6 Yeah, you think you you definitely recognize this since you are kneel adjacent, you know that this appears to be the work maybe a Like a sketch pad that kneel the other kneel uses For for diagramming things before he actually works on them in his workshop Um But it's a limited success. So, uh, you also see between the lines that uh, he's uh, working on some nasty insults For some of the campers for some reason. So he's writing down things that he's overheard other campers say about other campers And you see some things That other campers have said about you and it makes you feel a little bad. Um real mean girl situation Yeah, is it why is this called he's burning some things on the burn book? Yeah, it's about to be if you all don't figure out a way out of here Well, you said this is some mechanical and you have to make things like an artificially do it Like a workshop You're like a workshop somewhere around we could look that makes a lot of sense. Yeah Maybe there are more books like this with better numbers a workshop Not here. I mean maybe in the quarter master shed, but you couldn't get to there from here You have to go outside for that. We need to get outside. I just realized I'm sorry I think I skipped over uh carry at one point you said you want to start looking around through stuff here And I got distracted. Yeah, and I had a carry had a terrible role. Oh, that's right. Uh, that's right. I remember now Um, I have to try it because you know nerf, but is there any way I can shatter glass or is this like that? 3m Shatter resistant glass kind of stuff. Uh, you take a look at the Yeah, I see when you're asking about the windows. Yes, the windows are locked and they're barred So even if we were to break the glass, there's no way to get through the metal bars He's not the best counselors. My god fire safety. What's that? Um, yeah, uh, Lewis you, uh You so you're looking around under the tables and uh, you You're trying to find something. Oh, no, you said you were looking through the uh, the pilot the pilot junk. Yeah Um, you uh, you find a switchblade, uh, but you accidentally hit the button and it pops out and goes through your hand And you take one harm Uh Hey, my switchblade However, that was was it really bad that your role was it was like a three, right? It was like a 40. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you don't so you don't find you just that's all you find you have a switchblade in your hand now Uh, this hurts very badly here. Let me help with that and then I'm gonna pull it out Hey, no, no, I'm gonna roll a help friend help out plus cool Okay, yeah, uh help out. All right. Um, yeah, don't worry. That's a six And you've got no cool. Uh, yeah, okay. Uh, I'm I'm on the ground in pain uh and um I guess Even though I am in pain. I'm I'm still gonna search around so now I guess I'm kind of like more like under the tables Or like next like next to yeah, you're rolling around pain, but still Is there there's just a lot of gum so far. Let's see what you've got. Uh, why don't you Why don't you while you're down there investigate a mystery from me? Okay. Oh come on come on Okay, uh eight eight Yeah, you're rolling around in pain a little bit of blood coming out and uh as you're rolling around You there's like a little scrap of paper that adheres to the blood and becomes stuck on your arm I found something. What does it say? It has a number on it. It says something one One I found a number What is the number is one? Okay, so we got one we got 24 we need one more number. I think Is there any other junk? around that we haven't investigated yet Uh, I feel like I don't think we really investigated the the kitchen enough it kind of exploded last time Yeah, I think maybe the kitchen and the pantry might be the places you all have spent the least amount of time Okay, I think I'm up in the attic. So maybe I'll run to the attic entrance into the pantry We'll be careful. There's something on the stove. You probably shouldn't touch it. Yeah, it's a kind of gas leak I like I want to come clean. I I was just seeing if the loop was still happening and it was I'm not a liar and I'm not gonna blow us up. I'm going to interrogate you now I'm saying far away from the other tell me the truth. Where are you from you witchcraft? I'm from I want to know you are not real What are you a leprechaun leprechauns don't exist Leap day louis does not is not leap day leprechaun louis leprechaun l l l. Oh, I think I'm on to something I look I found a number though. Oh number one suspicious one in 24 I'm gonna can I go to just an l in numbers. Can I go to the safe and just try one in 24? Uh, yeah, how do you how do you do that like? You spin it around spin it around clear the queue. You always have to do that Yeah, and then I do one and I do 24 And then I do 24 and then I do one give us that this go Hey, let me look no Why don't you try investigate a mystery on that? Okay, and then you add your sharp, which is minus one. Yeah negative one Four Um, no Other hand on the safe you're not able to figure anything out Some of the black and we can't see the numbers now Yeah, you you you feel like um, you you might have been a little too over eager with the handle And maybe you jammed it a little bit. Okay. Okay. I don't I think we need more numbers. I'm gonna go investigate the pantry Uh, okay, which would be first though before you go eddie where louis narrows had a good point I feel like you're not telling us everything I'm I'm telling you everything. I know Well, it's fine speed kid. I have my eye on him. He's not leaving my sight Nearest refuses to go anywhere else. It is leap day. And then when I close my eyes, it is still leap day And it seems like it's happening to you guys too. So I'd really just like us to get out of leap day I would like that too. In fact, I offer you my hand and I want to manipulate you into telling me more information Inside of my hand is candy inside of my hand is blood And with this packed Is he gonna try to manipulate someone? Yes, I want to manipulate louis with my charming demeanor Yeah, so you roll a 2d6 and add your charm space kid is actually very charming. That's a plus two. I'm cute All right, that's not as cute but you get a plus two so that's a seven so that's limited success Uh, so you can you can you can get a little bit of information, but it's not going to exactly Work as well as it could have okay. We have basically been the best friends since you got to this camp. You can trust me Space kid. I trust you with my life specifically loop two's life this life and not yours and and I'm telling you all I know is that it's leap day I do think there's a way for us to get out of this though. I just don't know what it is Okay But maybe if we if we find the third number We can get out All right, we get out of this together together. Yeah I it seems unfair to offer this. I'm already halfway into a blood pact Um, but if you want here, you can just have my blood Again witchcraft I'm still trying to figure you out Whatever you want the necromancy samples go to my petri dishes I'm trying to see what kind of less Ow I believe all this was going on nerf said he wanted to go down the ladder into the pantry To that entry. Can we see the the pantry up behind us here? There we go. So this is um What you see it just a mess of goods. Okay. I'm just gonna run through What is that mother crackers breadcrumbs? I'm just gonna look through any box. I can't it looks mother frackers Oh breadcrumbs. Uh, yeah, why don't you roll? What do we say here? Let's do like a investigate a mystery here and you add your sharp, which is plus one. Okay. Here we go Six six you You could use your luck to tip to you. I don't do luck. Okay. Use the luck. So I seem you're gonna make that a 12 Yeah, okay. Yeah, so uh, you use one of your luck points and your your role becomes a 12 Thank you for reminding us about that carry um, and you uh, you find another similar scrap of paper, uh under the box of mother Frackers breadcrumbs, okay, uh, and this one looks like the other two scraps of paper and this one has a Number three on it three. Okay. I run back into the mess hall And I why are you guys touching each other open wounds? You should not be sharing blood Neris leave they lowest please and and and other neil This is horrifying, please we need to open this safe so we can all suffocate inside together Uh I'm getting dizzy Nerf puts in three 24 one Uh, the safe does not open one 24 three Nothing, I do the last one Which is three 24. Wait, which which would you do 24? Three one No Three one 24 the lock the safe clicks open Okay, what does that mean? What's inside three one 24? That's the day you can watch some you camp camp I did not If you like jokes like that you can become a first member at camp camp that show we really appreciate it The episodes come out tomorrow three one 24 They are for first only so if you want to watch them now is the time to do that and become a camper like yourself Um back back to the action. I hate that. I had any hand in that Because I fooled me as well and now I'm I'm frustrated All right. What's is there anything in the safe? Uh, yeah, you all open up the safe and uh, you find One loonie. Uh, I forgot I mentioned this earlier. Uh, but of course during leaf day festivities at the camp everyone goes crazy for loonies Does everyone know what a loonie is? It's a canadian dollar. Yeah, it's the currency that everyone uses During leap day. Oh, I just thought that's what everyone used because that's all I've ever known Oh Well, there is more money, but non leap day loonies are loonies are king in uh in camp camp and you find a loonie Uh along with a help wanted ad It says meet me at the activities field for lucrative endeavor and on the back of the piece of paper is a single word firecracker I imagine like christopher walk insane it firecracker. Yes, exactly Oh It sounds like a christopher walking word Well, I don't want to alarm anybody, but it seems like We need to get out of here and the doors are locked and the windows are locked And we can't die unfortunately, so Do we get in the safe and let it explode? Yes, and do we use the firecracker to ignite the explosion? Do you have a firecracker? We do we found one in here with this help wanted ad No, I I think No, we don't have it yet It just says we're just written firecracker. Oh poop. Okay, sorry nerf nerf. I don't know I don't know you yet because we've just met but that the word firecrackers. They're not the item firecracker Uh, let's see. Should we get in the safe? I I guess we just get in the safe Shuttle testing whatever you're landing. You gotta land in the ocean. It's just like this guys. We'll be fine. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I do it all the time at my aunt's house I think we should get in the safe though. I mean on the second floor The worst the worst the worst thing that happens is we just die and loop again Here's the thing. What if I read this bad situation and uh kind of parsed out how much risk grab, right? That's great. I say we get in the safe I say I will say you can do that if you want but now that all of the pieces have come together This is your divination from earlier. This is uh, how you envisioned all of this could work Magic is real. I give up So my divination is getting in the safe that is what it is. Yeah, this is uh, the adequate protection Like you like you you mentioned earlier adamantium is the strongest middle It is the strongest metal ever and if we get inside this I I I think this is it I think this is what my mind was telling me. I think some different nerves might say vibranium, but Vibranium or unobtainium Well, I don't know. I just feel like I kind of smell something permeating in the room and last time that happened We exploded so maybe if you want to live you should follow me in the safe I'll go in the safe. Yeah, I'll follow this. Can I can can my mom's give in the safe? Again, it's it's a gunlocker right come on If it if I was I wanted my knee jerk reaction is to say no But if the four of you can fit in there a musket can fit. Oh, thank god, miss you must get If you fight one here, I would never have thought of that It probably will not smell any worse than it already smells in the mess hall. It's smelling a lot like ass Does anybody have a lighter? Maybe we should probably put something between the door before it closes. I closed the door All four of you are are in the door in the safe now and it's uh pitch black Hello, I get some bad news guys The gas Do you want to roll for that again? That's a different kind of gas. What was this? Ripsom ass. Yeah, I think we did kick some ass what we did rip some ass plus tough So it's plus two. That's a four plus two six You try to rip some ass, but uh, you end up sharding yourself Guys, he has a really bad news Go ahead and give yourself one harm on there. Oh, no, it's really embarrassing Activating emergency vents if I see it But it does it does it is equally effective and is terribly it now smells terrible. Please quiet. I'm trying to short rest As you all are dealing with this you hear the the noise of an explosion that's deafening. That wasn't me But the safety of the safe protects you from the blast With the mess hall up in flames. It seems like orientation is over Uh, when you escape you're greeted by the hook-handed quarter master who runs up the path toward the burning remains of the mess hall As the fire crackles david david's voice brings the pa speakers to life around camp reading yet another platitude Before we do that We have another jenga. Oh Oh dang, okay cool. Oh, yeah, I gotta roll for that. Yeah So one two three four. Yeah Yeah Roll again roll again roll again Two that's you bling. We Oh got a ptz camera. Yeah, that's where that's coming from. Look at that With confidence look at him. Oh Oh, what did he do? Oh no, watch out for max's face. Come on now Okay, no, no, no. Hey What's the number 23 michael jordan 23 sweet I was the game gym carry but Terry yes, you have a special merch. I do talk about. Okay. Is this like the special the special one the special Oh, this is cool. Yeah So, uh, we are very happy to announce uh, because this is what we want to do for very very long time Uh, let me I'm here. I'm gonna get my talking points. Just so I know exactly what I'm saying Uh, we're double caking the plushies Uh, what's that? Wait, no, I lost it. I lost it. Okay. There. Sorry. Um, we're gonna be making a special, uh, best of camp camp soundtrack vinyl with ritchie branson And and uh, some of our favorite tracks that he's done. That's awesome. Sorry. I'm a big fan of ritchie branson. Oh, yeah What? I want one. You can buy one. Yeah, okay Yeah, so for the two don't know, uh, ritchie branson, uh, a hugely talented artist. Uh, we've been friends with him for years What? Uh, pretty much it is every episode. I'm gonna say pretty much episode every episode of camp camp The outro music is a custom song by him Including the ones coming out starting tomorrow. Um, three one twenty four three one twenty four And uh, yeah, so we're gonna have a vinyl more details to come with exactly release day and like how many tracks are about it But uh, yeah another thing done. Thanks to y'all. Wow. That's really rad. Thank you Yeah, keep signing up for first membership at camp camp dot show. We'll keep pulling jenga blocks Who knows what else is in there? Yeah. What uh, yeah, what wild stuff we've already seen We've only had two polls and we've seen a clip from the new season and now news about this, uh vinyl Yeah, and and it's like i'm freaking out right now. So cool Yeah, the soundtrack and the music for camp camp is so It's going to be incredibly hard to find the best ofs. But I think we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna do it nice You're welcome guys. I pulled that that that was me. I did that There's no i in team except for french, spanish and several other latin based languages. There you go Those uh, was that is that the one you call david? Yeah, yes. Yes. Yes. I've called him a lot of things. Yes. Okay, so that's a good thing max is in here Uh, does anybody know how to get out of this safe? Oh, is it is there any like holes or the structural integrity damage? Yeah, the the explosion kind of jostled the the door and it's it's open now Nerf kicks it open Yeah, so you kick it open and uh, you know All you see is the mess of the mess hall and the quartermaster Running up to the burning remains of the mess hall. It's okay quartermaster We uh, we survived the gas explosion and I found a musket. Um, how am I mad for data? The math potatoes did not make it sir. I'm so sorry Pour one out for the poor potatoes What's in what's in your shed? Oh, that makes me want to worry about it. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna be careful all them cultists run around Call a cult what now? Oh Leaf day, that's good. I like that day. I don't actually Do you do you serve as like a uh, like a shop owner? Can I buy something from you with one loony? Um Yeah, okay, so this is this is keeper gust now thinking that's a very good question there nerf. Uh, yeah um maybe uh Give you some information about uh spooky island Spooky island. Yeah, do you think that's where's our one loony that we have? Yeah, spooky island is here. It sounds important. Remember that thunder. Yeah, what else did we spend it on? Bullets from my musket, I don't know All right. All right, uh quartermaster. Here's a loony for your troubles And for blowing up the entire mess hall that you're probably gonna have to rebuild Yeah Are they coast to coast don't touch me Um Okay Oh, yeah Yeah Okay, um Sorry, I just have to think about how to frame this based on where we are in the story When we do stinky dragon, we edit these moments out where I have to think But you're seeing it live now You're seeing how the magic happens and while you're while you're thinking about that I can talk about look at these cool plushies that we have Uh, if you uh, if you want. Oh, thank you Look at look at look at him You see this is this is the thing. Can we get can we get the the overhead cam please? Can we get a cake cam? Cake cam. Yeah. Oh, normally I normally got to subscribe to his only Normally you have to it's like the cutter cam at Ruby. It's the way you're like It is What's on the slides today? Wow Yeah, I'll take a pound of extra moist. Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. David has no business being that big No We have not looked to see if that's the case for space kid and we will not look but as a reminder. I checked it was Lindsey you're the only one allowed to And if you want to if you want to pick these up today specifically during the stream Buy one half off for the other if you coat camper all capital letters all capital letters. Yes Do you have to scream it when you type it camper camper? camper Space kids packing cheeks cake confirmed Cake confirmed. We got a double cake Roger for science Uh, what do you want to do? Yeah, you're gonna go on and go and uh seek the tent of experiments. Tent of experiments Seek the tent of experiments space kid down. Okay guys. I'm getting back to the Apollo 13 situation here There's something about a tent. Uh, well are there tents at this camp? No, they're wrong with this one I can't understand what he says welcome to camp camp. That's how it is here This is how things are Uh, I is there a place that there are a lot of tents that everybody sleeps in He says knowingly. Okay. Here's the thing. I'm gonna manipulate someone and that someone is gonna be you I don't think you can manipulate me, can you? Even quarter master. Oh the quarter master. Yeah. Yeah Oh You're gonna tell us where the tent of experiments is or I'm going to blow up your shit She's done it before she'll do it again. Yeah, don't try this is nerf assisting her Uh, yeah, so go for it. Uh, I desperately need the assist. This is plus charm for narus Don't uh, that's a minus one so 2d 12 minus one and nerf you want to assist you're more than welcome to sure You can help out which is a 2d6 plus cool find out That's an eight Four three seven Minus one it cancels it out, right? So it's just seven Oh, there you are. I was right in front of me. Uh, yeah, it cancels it out. It's just seven You know, let's say it's a limited success on both on both fronts there Um, so what was your question again exactly? You're gonna you're gonna take us Did you tell us where the tent of experiments is or we will blow up your shed and whatever experiments you have in there unless the shed is the She's not a tent. Well, then show us where the tents are hands are in there. He points off to the east where the camper tents are I got I got to go and uh time for person play Well, you know what quarter master begins running away off to the amphitheater Oh, he's quick forgot it has one hand. I can't understand a word that guy's saying but He pointed that way. Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I was very excited to quarter master voice today I've been looking forward to this Yeah, thank you To be clear, me saying I don't understand is because it's a good impression Well done. This is by the way, this is I just just to break things for a second This sidestep. This is reminding me of why I love Like doing the show and recording for the show because like all of the ad libs we're doing is like what we do in the boot Oh, it's just very fun. Um So I didn't understand what that guy said but he pointed that way. Um, are there tents that way? Yes, yeah, uh, yeah, you all know that the camper tents are off to the east from the mess hall Uh This is I call this the temple. It's where I prayed either You're also religious basically Now I know who we're gonna send an undercover to the cult Space kid, here we go. We're gonna have to study up on some lore. Have you ever heard of pentagrams? Oh, uh, is that is that the place that has the lemonade that's caffeinated? No, but the lines of equivalent exchange. I can teach them to you. Let's walk and talk Uh, I don't know if anyone's ever watched the expanse But there's like a whole storyline about how like the Mormons build a spaceship because they're going off to uh To explore the world Yeah, they have a spaceship in the expanse. I'm here for the alchemy exchange. Let's go. Absolutely And there's this base care walk over to the camps mumbling of uh, coldish fiendish thing There's these friends they have called the moonies. They're really cool Moonies They're still around, you know. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah I don't know if it'd be a good time. Uh, could we maybe actually throw the the map of camp camp? Yeah, I've got I've got a map here. I'm referencing. Uh, maybe we back just so that we we will not do that Never mind just kidding No secrets. Is there secrets on it or is it not prepared? I forgot to ask for it. I'll show it to them here. Yeah, perfect. There you go. You all can look at that There's no secrets on it. That's why I asked before I show it to them. I want to make sure there's nothing that uh, I can't ruin for them Cool, I just whatever you're familiar. Yeah, my my stuff is for uh, aesthetics not utility Ambience. Yes. Yes Okay, so are we We're all going to the camper tense. Okay I love the new album Really genre breaking Um All right. Yeah, you all walk east to the camper tense and you find Neil's tent from the sound of electronic equipment Plus you already know where he sleeps every night. Anyway, uh, it's not uncommon to hear Neil hard at work on some kind of science project But today you can tell there's much more going on in his tent than normal When you enter you discover him manically pouring over all kinds of charts and graphs splayed out on the table Is a map of spooky island He really needs to decorate his room. It's uh, it's very utilitarian And how dare you I was hoping we were going to be on the outside I was going to take the musket and go knock knock and then just start staffing the tent Go for it. You can do that knock knock I'm sure Neil would love that You want to um Is this a thing a roll that I need to make are you kicking some 10 you want to yeah, sure. Yeah Yeah, the musket has a uh, uh, uh Bayonet bayonet on it right no no muskets normally have like it's almost like a blunder bus. Yeah, they go Okay, all right. No roll is necessary then. I'll put the trumpet gun stab. All right. Uh, you start saying knock knock and Hitting the tent with the musket. Mm-hmm. Ah my instruments I don't know how to do a neil voice It's just I never thought about it guys plus neil is Simmons. There's a lot of parallel between neil has seen his future and it is beautiful Uh, red or blue the new season coming out soon. I don't know if we've said it yet on that I don't remember. I don't want to say but it's soon. Yeah Uh, uh corner master we blew up I don't know if you heard of the big kaboomba We blew up the mess hall because there's a gas leak something spooky is going on And we were told by the corner master he would we paid him and he told us to come here to this the tent of experiments Oh fascinating, so that was the loud explosion that I heard. Yes, um, so Well, is there anything else going on uh out of the ordinary before you do another jenga pull Thank you guys. Here you go One two four bk you're up Get it there's get it there's Going low Wow 44 44 Fourth day reset your um back in the beginning. No, what's the canonical reason for this though? The whole day just just resets. Okay. It just happens a day like any other again But also a very special one at camp camp every summer all of sleepy peek celebrates a summer leap day An extra day of summer Really, it's just a thursday or something but at camp campbell This involves a whole production company with special activities at the activities field a show and a boat race to finish things off Today's leap day is even more special because a new camper is arriving Please just keep going nerf nerf and space kid have been selected as the new kid welcoming committee I by rocking for the cj's bus. I welcome death It's your job to make lucas feel like part of the gang and that he campays the DM Except as all of you are waiting at the front of camp camp for cj to drop off lucas something feels weird Each of you has a strange sense of deja vu Like you've already lived this moment before But lucas has already arrived that you've lived through a series of weird hijinks around the camp and you can't quite remember The only thing that sticks in each of your minds is one singular memory A deep rumbling that came from spooky island followed by a streak of white light and a crackling of lightning and thunder before You found yourselves back here waiting to greet lucas once again Okay, do you believe me now that I have nothing to do with this? Camp camp which is a buzz with excitement for leap day festivities behind you down toward the camp You can already hear the sounds of a mic happening down by the amphitheater Preston is doing some kind of vocal warm-up accompanied by heavy mic feedback PA speakers around the camp. He's gonna say the stupid thing now with david's voice rings out Or is it I'm gonna send you back to the space here. You came from something about campaign the DM I went out too. Why did your name change? I don't know either Are we gonna run out of L names? All right, anyway, it's not possible. Good afternoon camp camp campers Here's your first afternoon platitude of the day better late than never but even better is being prompt and dependable That doesn't even make sense in front of you the telltale camp camp station wagon driven by cj screech to a halt Out pops on your camper lucas. You should probably get acquainted I want to leave. I'm tired of dying Who are you cj's clearly in a rush to get out of here and forces you all into the mess No, I'm not going in there He shoves you in because he's much bigger than you Then there's a loud click of a lock behind you cj's campers off back to the station wagon shouting just wait for day You hear the car peel out as he roars away from camp in a hurry Inside the mess hall is decorated with welcome banners and balloons for lucas However, it also seems someone began clearing out Cameron Campbell's things from the attic above The ladder is down in the middle of the mess hall and some odd items are laying around at a pile The room also smells strongly of quartermasters mashed potatoes wafting from the kitchen Here's the thing. We throw louis out the window. It's lucas. We throw larry out the window And if he's a real astronaut he'll float. Yes Um, it's a real Salem witch uh rules here, but I I guess the good news is we know the combination of the safe now That's right. It's three dash one dash 24 That's the day you can get new episodes of camp cap over on worst teeth.com if you're a first member camp Okay Wait, no, no, no, I gotta go upstairs. I'm gonna go grab the musket real quick. Hold on I'm in the safe I grabbed the musket again from upstairs and then I come back down who unlocks the safe Uh, I will unlock the safe because I'm I wouldn't approve to you all that I want to get out of this as well Okay, but I'm watching you agent spiff And I oh, I don't have blood in my hand anymore. I'm clean. Oh, yeah, all your harm resets, but not your luck Thank you for reminding me. There's a lot. There's a lot of moving parts going on. There's a lot. I'm having fun I hope you guys are too. I'm loving this All right, uh, so you've got uh, uh, nerf went up grab the musket slash blunder bus. That's right. Um, lukas opened up the safe And uh, what about space kid and uh, nearest? Well, they won't let me throw him out the window, so I guess Well, there's there's bars on the window. So you really can't throw him out the window If you'd like to throw me at the window and and that will make you trust me Just open the safe. I'm here to help guys really quick. There's a loony that we needed to get I wonder if now we can cheat the economy Because now we have the information that the quartermaster gave us So we could use that loony somewhere else than theoretically, right? Oh, yeah Yeah, okay. This is not the time to min max things when it's going to explode. We could bribe someone It's getting stinky in here And I don't know if that's the gas or nerf. I think we're all in the safe It's Lucas you You realize as you know, you're opening the safe that in your pocket You have the three scraps of paper that you all found on the previous my god Oh My pockets are magical. Whoa If you see a second black cat, let me do Uh, uh, what does this mean that maybe we can keep stuff between loops Can I hold on to my mask? Can you fit it in your pocket? Fit in my pants partly here here. You take the three You take the one you take the 24 and then the next time we all die a horrible death We'll know if we can keep things. Oh It smells really bad here in the mess hall. I think that's that one's him Wait, I I I want to go into the the the safe. Okay Safe safe All right Guys real quick. Do we have a safe word that we can't agree on real quick? Just like a code word How about safe? Safe So yeah, just like before you open up the safe and inside you find one loony and a help wanted ad meet me at the activities field for a lucrative endeavor And on the back of the piece of paper a single word firecracker You all climb into the safe And after a brief moment the noise of the explosion is deafening But the safety of the safe protects you from the blast with the mess hall up in flames It seems like orientation is over when you escape the mess hall You're greeted by the hook-handed quartermaster who runs up the path towards the burning remains of the mess hall As the fire crackles david's voice brings the pa speakers to life around camp reading yet another platitude There's no eye and team except for french spanish and several other latin-based languages Uh, should should we try to go talk to neil again back at the experiment tent? Is that the science man? That is the science. I feel like we didn't get very far with him Yeah, no, but I don't like science and apparently there was a very lucrative endeavor in the activity field Mmm, although the quartermaster did tell us to go to the experiment tent And how am I mashed potatoes? Oh god, he's here Well now but now that we know think what can happen. We'll we'll be around longer So maybe we go to the tent and then the field Spoken like a true love role-playing nerd we'll lose our bonus scooby-doo doesn't know what they're doing Uh, I don't I don't mind talking to the strange magic man. Oh, I can't leave you by yourself I'm going with them. Okay. Louis understandable. Oh, they said they're not science people anyway So I don't know if I go like I address some of the scientific discussions. Yes Sure. Yeah, okay. You're my best friend because you said so I thought we were best friends. I think we're all going. I think we're all going to the tent actually. Yeah Okay, just making sure everyone's going to the camper tent. Let's do it. Lucas. I love everybody and television Um Uh while you're looking that up Another reminder if you would like to support the show even more and see more episodes Uh and have your name in in lights, but by lights I also mean the the black screen with the white text you can your name could be in the credits of the camp episodes coming out, uh It'll be it'll be the it'll be on the very last episode, but you can have your name in the credits You could be a star You could be a junior counselor or a co-counselor If you're a junior counselor, uh, you'll get a special thanks in the credits and if you're a co-counselor, you'll get an associate Producer credit. That's for imdb. Yeah in the in the biz. They call that an ass prod I had a ut film teacher tell me that you said that's called an ass and we're calling that a good thing Also, which is something that we would like you to do. Um, but yeah, it's uh, it's another great way to support the show And uh, we really appreciate it. Would you like your ass prod get your ass prod here? Listen, we don't ginshey. No. Yeah. How have I worked here for 21 years that I've never thought of that? Yeah, I've never heard that before What about ut teacher told me that it was like that's cool. That's quality public university education. Now, you know inside baseball Yeah, you speak like an ass prod Uh, after a certain age an ass prod is almost beneficial to your health. Yeah Necessary if you will. I'm due for my ass prod actually. Yeah, let me know if you want help. Okay. Thanks My uh, my doctor may not appreciate you being there So, uh, you all head east uh to the campers tents and you find neil's tent from the sounds of electronic equipment Plus you already know how he sleeps every night. Anyway, it's not uncommon to hear neil hard at work on some kind of science project But today you can tell there's much more going on in his tent than normal when you enter You discover a manically pouring over all kinds of charts and graphs Splayed out on the table is a map of spooky island That's what you know about spooky island Times of the essence lukeluis louis is here and he's going to kill us all Hello, good, sir. My name is that's lucas and we're trying to get out of this leap day loop. Can you help us? Leap day loop Interesting. Tell me more about this time loop scenario. Well, all I've ever known is leap day Uh, and I didn't know that there are other days until recently these three are also stuck with me. Uh Do you do you have you seen us today? No, this is the first time I've seen you all today. Neal, can I have a sidebar with you real quick? Yes, of course space kid Come into my office and we crawl into the car So good, I have the best visual. It's it's right there just the car like it's so good Everyone else is standing off to the side. You need to see space kid and neil's heads right here Sleepover mode. Absolutely. Thank you Okay, so here covered my ears. Yeah, neil. All right. So everything that luke is from the way Just told you is true, but there's more to this story. I feel like he's lying to you through omission Um, how so well, he says he wants to get out of here, but he also knows way too much about this world Etc. I feel like he's hiding something from us Is he perhaps a scientist and he's pursuing a scientific endeavor You gotta go in there and science it up. I can only go so far. Okay I'm only neil adjacent. You're the real deal if I could add since I can hear you since you're just I've been trapped in leap day for very long time. So I have explored a little how long have you been trapped in the leap day lucas A long time a long time. You're born here. Is this some kind is this some kind of um, uh, uh A scientific based loop like uh the movie looper Uh, I'm not sure. I believe it to be more supernatural, but uh, no Uh, I mean if you'll help us at science I'm I'm intrigued by the idea of a time loop, but less intrigued by the supernatural aspect Um, I don't know what's going on, but I can tell you I've been noticing some strange energy readings coming from spooky island All morning long. It's kept me busy here in my tent, which is why it's the first time I'm seeing you all today How do you know there's strange readings? Do you have a device that picks it up? Yes, I've been working on this device for quite some time Uh on his desk there is a uh device with a lot of knobs and vacuum tubes on it And these readings are going up in frequency and intensity to the moon To the moon hodl I'm you I've been using my diamond hands all morning Um I mean neil dey and vint crepto And not only are the readings coming from spooky island I'm also getting weird readings from around the camp that seem to Be hard to act in harmony with the ones coming from spooky island There's three of them here uh around the camp to be exact Oh, could you market here on this map that maybe we can take and keep with us for the rest of our lives? Well, this isn't peer reviewed yet. Uh, I don't know if I can share this Oh, I could be a peer and I could review it. I'm an expert in my field It's my class type. It's true. Especially with the supernatural connection. I would say okay because we're still sidebarring. That's all that's happening. We're still under the kite Look at me. Oh, yeah. Yes. Trust me. Yes. Trust me deal as I roll to make you do as I say Oh, god. Oh no. Are you trying to manipulate someone? Yes. Okay. Uh, that's a plus charm. Oh, you have two I I'm pretty charming. So I would say six plus two Okay, so at six plus two you you give us that map peer reviewed or not. Okay That's so that's a six Space kit. How dare you try to manipulate me like that? I take a fence At you trying to sneak around the scientific process and acquire this data through nefarious means I'm a single brain celled organism. You can accuse me of that complex of thoughts This this guy seems kind of uppity You're no idea. Uh, you you look strong. Can you bully him? Yeah, I was gonna say I mean, I'm looking at my character So you can kick some ass I tried brain. Go with Ron. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Neil. You know the drill What what what day the week under where did you wear? I'm about to find out. I want to give you a wedgie So I will say also, uh for nerf specifically Yes, you you're one of your class specific actions is fervor So when you manipulate someone instead of rolling charm, you roll toughness. Oh, that's perfect Yes, that's the one so you can do that and it's more like since it's coming from nerf. It's much more aggressive. Yeah, okay And that's a wow that's still spin Nine plus two 11. That's a unqualified success. Okay, total success. I pick him up And I say give us the information or you will die You pick him up like by his shirt collar or like his shoulders. Yeah, you're holding him in the air His little feet are dangling. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Just put me back down. Sorry to break this side bar stage kids But this is important. They're good. No, okay, whatever you want Okay, yeah, no, I want the three locations with the weird readings. Put me back down So you get to give it to us first. Give it to me. He's gonna break you on the bar. I can do this all day Put it on the map, please. Is this what happens around here? Yes It's the uh, oh the woods west of the activities field woods Uh, one of them's uh, somewhere out of somewhere out in town. I don't know where exactly I've only been to town Once twice a couple of times outside of town at least twice. Yeah Uh, and then the other one is variable. It's moving all around camp The last reading I saw was somewhere in my stack of documents What a weird place for them to be The last reading I received was Somewhere near the amphitheater Okay, all right. I rest Neil back down onto his bed and I say shush, shush, shush, and I tuck him in I say go to sleep now Neil go to sleep. This is all just a dream. Lucas isn't really he can't hurt you I'd like to come over and kiss him on the forehead So all I know is whatever's going on the source is at sleepy peak But you might be able to learn more if you find what these other readings are about Once you find one bring it back to me and perhaps I can analyze it And uh, we can find out some kind of way to counter these strange readings Um, so we have the woods we have the town we have the amphitheater Uh, didn't the quartermaster go to the amphitheater to be a part of the play Well earlier Naras was saying that we should go to the activity fields Which is uh, the woods are west of that So maybe we go beep-bop boop and then we go to the activity fields and we go to the woods I love doing beep-bop boop beep-bop boop beep-bop boop Real fast. I said the source was at sleepy peak. It should be the sources at uh spooky island. Okay, spooky island Specifically cpp get soupy Well, you know Sleepy peak is a separate location. Oh nearly like I lack, you know, it's all They're all beautiful names Yeah, eddie slack me's like oops the typo and I get it like uh sometimes when I'm also in the moment like I'm reading stuff Like I'm making sure to read specifically what I have here because I don't want to get it wrong and I'm not thinking about it But yeah, I'll I'll get eddie. Thank you. Thank you for doing this. This is a ton of fun. Yeah, okay gang, so Go to the activity fields because someone needs to meet us there according to that piece of paper We found in the safe. Yeah, I think we should go in here hashtag firecracker. Yeah Nice Maybe it's a code word. Maybe was you were talking about some wizard that had giant firecrackers and stuff You went to like a birthday party. You think yeah, somebody do with it. Maybe. Oh, maybe I don't not sure It's not that time of the year. Got you. Oh, okay I'm trying to connect with you. It's okay. It's hard the barrier between science and fantasy is You take whatever you want. Okay. Well activity field we would pass the mess hall and then go straight over to there I mean, I'm not one to suggest splitting the party, but there's so much ground to cover and I have not been tracking time Since the first explosion of you Uh, all I have And this might also be a question for uh our keeper, but it uh, that's me. Yes you, uh, we've we've heard Two announcements from or we've heard one Today two today. Yeah, the one about being on time and the one about no eye and team. Okay, uh So we at least know that much time has gone by Okay Uh, I'm okay to split up All right, I will say no problem splitting up But I just as long as you're okay like I have to split my attention as long as like there's gonna be two people Who are gonna be down for the while again totally fine with me as long as y'all are cool with that All right, I'll take the haunted child. That's me. That's you. All right So where is everyone going just to review so space kid and naras are joining forces and going Where Let's let's firefly to the woods, please What uh, so are you going to I would say activity fields the activity field which is supposed to be near the woods Yeah, the woods are further west of there in that direction. So activity field first nerf and uh, lucas, where are you two going? Uh, if you guys are hitting that up, then I guess we could the amphitheater. Yeah amphitheater amphitheater Okay, and there's also remember out of character. There's something moving. Is it means a person? Yeah, so the last place it was I was the amphitheater Okay, so we'll look that up. Uh, so I'm gonna roll this d10. Okay evens. I'm dealing with uh space kid and naras first Odds. I'm dealing with lucas and nerf first That is an odd three That's us. That's us Packages are out for delivery. I'm doing I'm doing my nerf voice now. Why are you talking like this? I I'm trying to make you more comfortable with me. No, this is making me far less comfortable So you two we're going to the amphitheater, right? Yep, we're going to the amphitheater Amphitheater I have this document as a pdf on my computer, but whenever we do like live stream role playing I really like having the paper version to like flip through it makes you look more manic. That's for sure That's the idea So you all split up and go your separate ways you all walk together back to the mess hall And then it's at the mess hall that you all then split off and go into different directions And as you all split off the pa system comes alive again Time for another david's platitude. Don't forget the early platypus gets the worm And also lays a trap to defeat the other weaker platypie It's a platypie or platypussies It's good. The pa does not respond Just staring at it Okay, that was the third one we've heard today. Okay That's good to know Okay, um The so we have nerf and luke is approaching the amphitheater Okay, uh as you approach the amphitheater you hear a nervous tada Followed by a board from the quartermaster who's sitting in the audience scribbling something in a notepad Harrison shoots an anxious glance at preston who is pacing madly offstage quietly, but sternly muttering to himself I give a sad clap people In the audience turn and look at you too and begin boo You're interrupting the the performance. I was clapping something. I'm yelling at me. I was just following his lead. I have a musket I'm just trying to fit in because nobody likes me. We sit down I sit down. I sit down like on the ground on the seat. I sit down, but not because you guys told me to Um, yeah, you'll you both feel a little weirded out that everyone turned on you like that. Yeah I thought crowd. I thought you guys sucked, but these guys are way worse so far. Everyone's terrible here. We all float down here Okay, uh, what's your plan of attack here? Uh, I guess Um, what what was the prompt? Can you remember mudda wise? Um, I know that there's a reading that was last seen here Yeah, there are there are three readings one was like, yeah last seen here looking for a cult Uh, my theory is that that I feel like the the quartermaster. I don't know. He's just suspicious I feel like he is if there's something going on wrong at camp quartermaster is usually a good Guess we should have brought this the neils nerd reader That would probably help us track down the readings. Oh, yeah, I guess we could Next time we can just steal it from him. There will be a next time because we will die I can tell I've got a good feeling about this. Um, I get uh Can we do we know what's happening in the performance? Or have they stopped now because uh, Harrison was performing and um, uh, okay. Yeah, he uh Has walked off stage with preston Uh pacing back and forth backstage at the moment. I guess so at the it seems like the the performance is going on But it's at a transition point right now. I guess uh Since I don't know a lot of what's going on, uh, I'll go talk to Preston And I'll uh, I'd like to uh introduce myself And and ask some questions. Yeah, uh preston it looks like he's a nervous wreck Uh, he says, um, this is not a good time. It's opening day for my play a leap car named desire But my lead actress nicky has gone missing Uh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Uh, well I as leap day lucas who definitely didn't have to check to see what his name was again It's on screen. I have to look up there all the time Um, uh, I was wondering if you could tell me if you've seen anything out of the ordinary lately out of the ordinary I'm missing my lead actress. I'll do anything. I will trade anything for some help here Uh Where when where was she last seen? If I knew that she'd be here wouldn't she that's a very good point that I'm realizing now Harrison I think this is my okay. Is it harrison or preston is preston. He's talking to oh, oh, isn't harrison the theater kid Harrison's magician the other magic press in his theater kid. Yeah, pressing good. Sorry. I get these nerds picked up all the time I have I have been called I feel as though I must offer myself as the understudy Oh Ew, that's that would be great Lucas was it would you be willing to perform with uh with uh, you're with nerf here I will do whatever it takes to end my health. Okay. You too the way you can help I need you to come up with a new play Give me a title a short synopsis that might impress the quarter master the quarter master's writing review For the play for um quarter masterly review and I need that good review So if you two come up with a title a short synopsis that'll impress the quarter master And you know with plays the only thing anyone ever remembers is the climax So you too will then improvise the climactic scene from the play you've described to me and try to impress the quarter master. Okay Okay, go go go. He shows you all our stage. Yes, and um Nerf I know I know I know I haven't known you very long, but I'm ready to climax with you Um Do we this might be too meta, but Do you want to Handle them and we do you want to go out and like talk about this for a second? No, I want you guys in the hot seat right now Yeah This is it. Okay. It's the quarter master. So we need to appeal to his interests. Uh, so X rated Something hook related. Okay horror. I think horror is good. Like a horror play. Yeah, you'll see this very often, right? Right. Um Uh, it's Oh, we should like insert him into it, you know, like like make him like feel like he's in it. Okay. Um Uh Maybe he'd be like captain hook and hook of love if I may hook of love. Yes I only call you captain because your dick is off the hook Okay, so that's what's my time. Let me write that down real quick. Captain. She's my drop Of course, I'll play quarter master, right? Uh, and you can play the love interest, uh quarter sister I hated that by the way, that was awful. Guess who wrote that one? That was terrible. Don't do that to me Uh, uh, and uh, so we need a title, uh Hook of love. Yeah, hook of love in the synopsis is, um Uh Back from war Uh, the uh Half master Yeah, uh is Is reunited, uh with his love um, but Uh is also Mm-hmm And go. Oh is also, uh, injured in the war in which he bravely fought They they were my commander the whole time and I didn't realize it. That's right And and they fall in love and, um, they go AWOL, but they were not dishonorably discharged It was cool Yeah, and and the climax is our kiss Yes, and then I have a must get and I'll fire that because I think quarter master likes gun I think it'd be pretty cool. Okay. Okay. You guys just wrote the note hook. I love it Damn it. I have wired you here What was that last part the climax is the kiss we should be there and a gun I fire the gun in the air as a pronouncement of love Okay, so if I got this all right the name of the play is hook of love. Yes, and the synopsis is back from Oh, I just just back from war the half master is reunited with his love But it's also injured in the war in which he bravely fought They were my commander the whole time and didn't realize it. Yep They fall in love and go AWOL, but were not dishonorably discharged the climax is they kiss and the gun gets fired Yes, it sounds like it came from the the beta version of chat gpt. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, and we're gonna have you all act out this scene now, uh, you all get pushed on stage. Why Preston and Seen up 90 and go action Sister it Wait, you're a court. I'm a corner master. I'm court. You're a court Hey there court is there brother And so i'm going to see you again after the war I can't believe we survived after all the heroin things that we saw in the battlefield. I have a second hook now Making things even more difficult, but now I am twice as attracted to you quarter master The one thing that hasn't been become more difficult is the ability to love you There this will be more effortless because our love knows no meaty appendages Only kisses is is that a musketeer? You're just happy to see me Both kiss me you fool. I I my body is yours. I'm coming in two hooks And we smooch Okay, and then and then And then and then I said this is the greatest kiss of all my life Okay, bam click Click like the gun. Yeah. Oh did it fire? No. Oh, oh I load it And you realize now that you're looking at it more closely. It's a prop Oh, uh I'm still trying to kiss. Yeah, and then I go I go boom Oh, oh nice. Nice. And then we we turn Hold hands. We turn hold hands It's good brilliant That was brilliant. That was excellent. Thank you. Tony uh, yeah Quarter master is furiously scribbling in his notebook that he has uh, uh open on his lap. Oh, wow He took off his hook and he has a pen Uh, could we go talk to Preston I guess or Harrison or yeah, what are you telling me? How do how do we do? I started to believe the character It became real before it was real I'm stuck as Elvis It doesn't it doesn't matter what I think what matters is what the critics think So you'll have to find out what the quarter what what the quarter masters review is going to be for quarter massively review They see we yeah, uh, uh, however I will reward you for your performance for trying to help me out I did the best that I could uh, he uh hands you all two loonies Oh one for each of you each okay Uh, and he says plus I'll let you know My leading actress's last known whereabouts. I don't know where she is exactly She was in the activities field Perfect segue Meanwhile Uh, yeah as we transition just like to once again, uh, say if you're if you're loving this which how can you not? 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But you know, I saw a big guy's been looking at chat Do I did the same thing? No, I had to pull it up. I was like, I just want to see what the home is saying He looks so comfy too. Wow. Can I? Can I? Oh, it's solid. That's space grade. Oh If we did space today Samar, I would lose my mind That's funny You can take it off but don't I wouldn't space kid will die. Yeah, I wouldn't And we have a david so cute He's like I'm there holding hands. Oh, he's teaching him life lessons Uh space is not rotating any of them. Yeah Keep here. He's trying to tell him about interstellar. It's great Yeah, you can buy both these starting right now and if you use code all caps tamper You can get one for 50 off when you buy the other. Is that right? Yeah Welcome back. Thank you. Now. I'm gonna do my potty break while y'all are I mean, I am also gonna do a potty break So I drank a pot of coffee this morning You had coffee? Get my energy up. I was making me kind of need to pee Um, but I'm also recharging with sugar right now. We have some donuts out there and uh, dr. Pepper I know I chugged a dp. You know, so that I do that I'm not the world's biggest dr. Pepper fan, but it'll do How do you have you even take this your whole life? Yeah, I was gonna say you don't laugh at me I'm a big red guy bb bbq water. You don't oh, yeah, bbq water. It's true Big red uh, that was new for me that I thought that was only a gum until I moved here I've never been a fan. I don't like a cream soda and stuff that you've lived in texas. I know I feel like that's like I when I saw it though. I said, that's a soda that they'd make me drink out of summer camp It is I dare you I went and visited my family over the weekend and You know, I saw it's like it's a it's a bit of a drive and then as I was getting ready to leave and come back to austin I was in the car and my mom came out from the house with a can of big red and was like here for the road I was like, mom, you know me So cute, so we just think possible Anyway, um space kid and eris you two were heading to the activities field, correct? Okay, let me take a sip of dr. Pepper. We'll get started Hey, you take that dp guys Stop I'm trying to I'm sorry. I'm trying to run a game here. I'm the respectable keeper Ah The activities field the place where everything is supposed to happen, but nothing ever does As you approach you spot none other than max hiding near the tree light hands shove deep into his hoodie pockets He's got that look in his eye. You all recognize Max has something in mind that'll make the day a whole lot more interesting You go in to hug him Why don't you roll act under pressure? Yeah For any difficult or dangerous action that isn't covered by another move and I think that's uh, that's totally Let's say limited success you go in uh and you know wrap your arms around max who's like who uh, they're responsible. Ah, what are you doing? Get off and begins like flapping his arms wildly Space kid holds on like a cat I picture your lights like a rodeo like you're on a fucking horse He's like you just got to hold on to that hug for six eight seconds. Oh, thank goodness. You got him space kid Hey, we were curious this quest that we're on is let us hear for a quote unquote lucrative endeavor Hmm Well, I don't I'm only interested in doing business with people who know their way around a good scheme Oh Schemes, you mean like plans. Yeah plans. I am good at plans. It depends on what it is though You have to prove it There's a DM numerous times. They know. Hmm. Well, if you want in on my plan, you have to know the password The password It's probably like one of the no no words try those. It's the safe word You're right. The safe word. Did we establish it earlier? Yeah. What was it? It was the firecracker. Okay again. That's it. Thank you Okay, I see you all are here to you. You're not wasting my time. You're here to do business. We can do some business Absolutely There it is I'm not dying today, but we're gonna roll these guys. That's all it's happening. We are reporting for duty, sir So here's the plan you guys in Space cast in my captain. Let's go. We're gonna steal a bunch of loonies I'm talking a crazy amount of loonies and I'm gonna cut you guys in if you all help me You know, you know what loonies are right? They're the only thing that matter on leap day. I know where to get a bunch of them You know where to get a bunch of them. Mm-hmm. Where are they? Not even cj knows about this and that guy's obsessed with loonies He's loony for loonies Um, why would I lie? Why don't we wasting my time and wasting your time more and more importantly wasting my time Well, these are very important scheme I have going on here Okay, well Do we get some of the shares of the loonies because I want to establish how we cut the spoils ahead of time Before I accept the quest we're gonna split them 25 for you two and 75 for me Okay fine, okay first you have to do your part You need you to get into the quartermaster shed and find the jug labeled holy water Holy water. Yeah, holy water. You know what that is. How does the jug hold the water that if there's holes in it? Are the loonies in a church? Oh Yeah, okay I feel like you know the area a little bit better there is do you walk through these woods several times We could go back and try and find that jug and you're familiar with holy items and relics that you get after you win a task Yeah, okay, holy water check anything else on this quest because I don't like coming back to quest givers until I map all the items That's all you need to know for now Hold on if I made there is uh max, let's sidebar real quick. Yeah, let's sidebar Let's say max looks around where there's no caught to crawl under All right max I've said this before to other people. Okay. I'm gonna say it to you. Okay. You gotta trust me here Okay, this is way bigger than you even know you think you're running upon this game here You're a pawn in this scheme. You're not the puppet master. They are I don't know who they are Who are you pointing at max looks around So I need you to one tell me where all the loonies are give them all to us And you're going to join our team because again, you don't even know what kind of danger green right now. Trust me And I'll win you over as I roll these So what are you doing trying to manipulate someone? Yeah manipulate you. Oh, sorry. This is trust me So I'm trying to get I'm to tell you I tell you the truth in order to protect you from danger And in doing so if I roll high enough you do what I say Okay What that's what you told the the truth was that he's in danger bigger than he knows Yes, but that's all I said. I can't tell you exactly yet until I win you over. Okay. So yeah roll uh plus charm. That's plus two My cute little face That's a 10 plus two. That's a 12 So on a 10 plus they do what you what you say they should no questions asked give us all the loonies Well, I don't have them. We need to go get them I'm not good at robbing people You're doing great What we need to do is we need to go east of the counselor's cabin Out there. There's a a bunch of cultists who have loonies and we can swap we can steal it from them What's the lily water for though? Because there's cultists Nothing in my book said that you could kill cultists with holy water. They're weak against it Interesting they're allergic to water demonic cultists, right? Yeah Your mythological creature and nbc training is paying off thank you dares I'm trying. Okay. Well, if that's all you needed from us, then I guess we'll go get the holy water Yeah, so just come back with the holy water and we'll go uh deal with those cultists Can we also see the woods before we go to the holy water? Yeah, the woods is further out in this direction, but it's not the way, right? Well, no, the woods is west Um, the counselors cabins are further east past the campers tents Out of character if we dilly-dally y'all are probably going to come to the activity halls anyway Yeah, I was gonna say if you all are going to go to the woods. I'm going to go back to them So is that okay? Y'all are done with max and the activities field for now. I don't think there's anything else there I'm good. Okay, so we're going to cut back to Uh nerf and lucas really quick out of game too because I just kind of messed about it Krishna's in chat and has the voice of max. Oh, hey. Yeah And if you want to hear Krishna Starting tomorrow 3 1 you can become a first member now. We really appreciate it It helps us do animation because it's expensive And and we like to do our best, uh, so uh, if you're a first member that would really really help us out Thank you. I'm watching very kind cool person. I was very lucky. I got to watch the first episode yesterday I think Krishna killed it. Yeah. It was like awesome Performance with max it was so good. Yeah, it was a really really good job. Thank you camp camp dot show slash first Please and thank you if you if you sign up now during the stream We have to pull these things and it's gonna mess with us. Uh, and you want to see it No, I'm gonna get like a blanky You could buy a blanky stuff and then also first membership is like everything on it's everything It's not just this right exactly It's everything so you get all the bonus content for other shows You're probably watching more than one show. It's it's time. Pull that trigger become a first member And we've already seen the um, the jenga blocks can be very consequential. 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Okay um So, uh, we had uh space kid and narus go and talk to max max said he was only interested in working with people who Uh, who were really committed to getting down into a scheme And he needed a password they gave him the password which was firecracker Which was written on the back of the um the help wanted at in the safe max opened up that If he he knew where a big stash of loonies was that not even cj knew about and that if they Agreed to work with him. He'd cut him in Do a 75 25 cut uh of the loonies and all they needed to do was go get holy water a jug labeled holy water from the quarter master shed but Uh, space kid managed to persuade max to tell Him all that he knew about it and max said that It's a bunch of cultists who are east of the counselors cabins who have the loonies and they were going to go steal it from them Which is why he needed holy water because they're weak against them Um, so now space kid and narress were debating whether or not to go straight back over there or to go to the woods While they were figuring that out. We're cutting back over to Leap day lucas and nerf To continue the apathy also in the last five minutes playing an ip next to each other. That's right. Yeah hot. We talked. It was great Yeah, intense eye contact the entire time. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, we like to hold hands Yeah This is like out of positive Exactly. Yeah Okay, so so you guys just finished performing your uh, your play which was entitled Uh, hook of love. Yeah, and uh, what was the synopsis on that again? It was a War happened. Uh, uh, core master. I came back from war and uh, to my true love my commander Yep, and I have two hooks now. Yep, and we kissed and you got a bad musket. Yeah Yeah, it was an explosion of love pretty good Back from the war the half masters are united with his love But it's also injured in the war in which he bravely fought They were my commander the whole time and didn't realize it. They fall in love and go away a while But we're not dishonorably just charged. Yep climaxes. They kiss and the gun gets fired. Yeah, too. So pretty good Um, so what is what's y'all? What's the move? Uh, uh, uh, hello Yeah, and Preston gave you a little bit of information. Yeah. Yeah. Hello quarter master. Uh, I I was just wondering, uh And I do I do like this thing and I go What did you think of our play? We saw that you were uh scribbling something into your notebook. I'm curious what you wrote Any notes? Why didn't you all actually kiss? We totally did But also we are juveniles. Are you asking us to kiss? Blaine and curry. Why don't you all kiss? Maybe for an in character maybe for enough first subs Yeah Another uh So a hundred first subs they'll kiss Don't tempt us. We will lock that in absolutely Opening act was uh, it was very terrible. You know, you you guys were you guys were all right pretty solid entertaining gun don't work No, it sure doesn't this is a prop. Yeah, um I was I was bamboozled And I want to yeah, I was very upset. Listen. I wanted that gun to go out just as bad as you did This never happens I'm sure it never happens Do you know where we can find any real guns or other equipment? I'm gonna tell you what I was all impressed with you my performance I was all impressed with your performance. Yeah, I'm gonna give you access to my store And and and and and and you're one item free One arm free. Yeah one item free a one free item. Oh, no, no one arm free One arm free one item free not one free. I don't want to hold on. I'm free. I'm one item free. Yeah Sure. Oh, okay. Okay Contacts important here kid. I can tell that he's very particular with his words. I've hurt your gaze. Don't look at him except except except in except in my treasure chest Nobody got none when your mind tries girls. Nobody gets into your treasure chest. Got it. Definitely I definitely won't write down treasure chests. Don't you write that down You're not going in there. I'm writing something else down. We're we're writing down not write down treasure chest Now, uh, uh out of character, uh, so the mess hall Which is the quarter the quarter is attached to right? Correct. Uh, did the quarter master shed? miraculously stay intact Or did it all blow up? Wasn't that something you would have paid attention to that's also fair. We went. Yeah, I don't know that you would know that Okay, okay. I think you all were in such a rush you all we all actually were in very much a rush to get out of there and move on I don't think you would have noticed. Yeah, okay, uh quarter master, um, sir There was like, uh, neil was getting strange nerd readings and uh, we last saw one here in the, uh, amphitheater Any any like strange activity going on before we arrived other than bad acting on preston and and uh, harrison's part We believe those guys. They're terrible. They're scrubs amphitheater Yes, that's what I said the amphitheater. Yes, not an amphitheater It'll make no sense. It'd be silly first to call it the amphitheater right amphitheater amphitheater ph Okay, amphitheater Just do what he says The dubster Oh god, um Was there anything in you? Oh Yeah We're all stuck in a loop But you're you're aware of the loop too. Yeah Oh Another would you like to join our party? No, thanks. Oh, yeah Okay, well very busy on my own stuff going on Uh, uh, okay. Well, we're trying to get out of the loop. Do you have any hints or anything that can help us get out of the loop? Other than investigating the experiments tent. Good luck with that. Uh, maybe you give me a loony. I'll uh, I'll remember something We did just turn a loony from the play. We did. You know what? This time I can use my loony And I hand him one loony and there's like a Hmm around it. Uh, but I'm the one that did it. Oh, okay. Leaf Day. Luke Lucas I will help you. I messed my order of these up. That's your organization system was so sound though. It was so good I put the pages out of order that's going to take forever to figure out. Okay, uh No, what does he know? And I got a fine one nose over here And now is it also a great time to mention again that you can have your name in the credits of camp camp Can you believe that it's insane your name? It's gonna it's gonna say blaine. It's gonna say lindsay It's gonna say bk and then it's gonna say Your name here associate producer. That's right. That'd be amazing. That's right Jared Yeah, that's right Susan. Mmm. You could be a junior counselor. You could be a co-cancelor and look you're listening to stream right now And you're like, I don't know if I would do that right now. That's fine. You're wrong, but that's fine You have until the 18th. He looks over questioning 318 You have until the 18th of march to decide if you want to do this or not and the answer is you do Yeah, um, but if you need a if you need a second, that's fine. You have until the 18th And you could still be an associate producer on camp camp. Can you believe that? An aspron on camp camp. Can you believe that? I think blaine managed it earlier, but it's true It's like that's that goes on IMDB. Yeah your credits. Yeah, I mean that's you know a lot of like, you know Yeah, it's it's it's something yeah pad that resume. Yeah. Yeah. It's just it shows how much you like it And if you're not if you don't want to do that, that's fine You can still be in the special thanks though because we especially thank you. It's true You make it all possible. Thank you possibly Okay, uh, so, um, I've I've lucas you gave him a loony and you're singing all did it What was he singing? Uh, like he takes the loony from you just you want to find the feral girl go on a hunt for the ages Feral girl. Yeah, you heard me feral girl Do you say feral girl? Yeah, he is well fair. I'm for a theater. Oh, Nick. Nicky and we need to find nicky And if I nicky him and find the feral girl in what go on a hunt for the ages A hunt for the ages. I don't know what age is because I've been in leap day forever, but I'll hunt Okay, what was that? Where's the nicky's last known location? Where's the where's the nicky's last known location? Sorry I don't know. I've been here. She wasn't here. She didn't bother being here. Okay. Okay So it sounds like nicky has not been near the amphitheater Is it really called the amphitheater amphitheater? Why is it called the amphitheater amphitheater? Okay, um Why is that freaking you out? I just it's I've never heard that before you've never heard of an amphitheater I've heard of an amphitheater. Is this blader there? Right? There is no such thing as an amphitheater Why have I always hit it with the harpy the amphitheater? That's what that's how you say it because you're from east texas Yeah, I'm fit theater. I've never heard that I thought that I'm sorry. I thought that was lore that I'm so out again. I thought that was lore That's what I thought I went out more. I'm just okay. If I had to take a guess here it is It's by the lake amphibious Amphitheater theater. I think you guys are messing with me right now We didn't invent amphitheater for the show Invented the amphitheater But not the amphitheater Where's the th coming from? Is there a th in that word? Amphi, how do you say phone? The phone Okay I'm sorry. You all asked the quartermaster who Nikki was but he didn't know but don't forget Preston had told you all I'm giving you all a lead about Nikki before That's a freebie you all should have remembered that I just wrote down Nikki question mark. I wrote down Nikki hunt phrase You weren't there space kid. Don't you medigame? Why is it's coming up as amphitheater because that's the word Why have I always been the word for like five thousand years? Why has it always been amphitheater in my mind? I don't know what they're talking about. They're saying a word. It's not real To amplify what is an It's like water and land based Yeah, I'm very confused. Does it have to be their water the first recorded use of amphitheater was 1540 to 1550 From the latin amphitheater from the greek amphitheater Amp the is that a is that transformer? An open air oval or round building with tiers of seats around a central open area as those used Nerf do you remember where Nikki was? I didn't write that one thing that I've written so many things down. I missed that one Nikki in the activities plays or no, no metagaming. Oh, I'm sorry. I think using the activities Sorry, I didn't know Leap day lewis. I mean leap day Lucas has just remembered activities field I do want to comment eddy says he feels validated because you have to see him internal struggle writing amphitheater into the Thank you Okay, so you want to head to the activities field from the amphitheater. I think it's time to find this feral child you speak of So I will say just as a reminder and this is for both groups that have split up You all Only told each other you were going to one spot. You may Have caused trouble if you don't Recy, maybe we should go back to the mess hall and like kind of centralized Oh, they're not at the activities fields or they they went to the activities field But they were also talking about potentially going on elsewhere. Gotcha. Okay. Uh, I get We all we knew is they're going activities field. So maybe we head there to meet them there Yes, sure. I think that yeah, okay, so you're gonna we definitely want to regroup with them So whatever nerf yells to there you go is safe to summon them All right as we head to the activities field come job Uh, what sorry potato Oh, oh, that's a only you and I are getting at this joke Siren it's a Netflix show. It's really good. You should watch it. Um, but you need to watch camp camp on First first yeah starting tomorrow first members can watch new episodes can be great We would love if you supported us. Thank you. We'll we'll do the jinga tower Thank you. We'll do anything. So you too Nerf and lucas begin hitting in the direction of the activities field Smash cut back to space kid and naras who are in the activities field currently What's your final attack? I believe we were going ahead to the woods further to investigate the energy signal that was told To us yes, so the scientific explanation is that the energy field is there. However, I know you do all of your Dungeons and dragonings in there too. So perhaps you're more familiar with the woodscape I guess the woodscape does speak to me I am often a many a class type and has run in a muck in the woods So I'm confident if we go out there I think we might be able to find something it's got to be like a I don't know a beacon or a receiver or A magical tome. Yeah, actually I really like the way hanging out. I'm learning more about magic In fact, it's more similar to science than I thought. Yes, but I still don't understand the words you use when you describe things That's okay. We're gonna go look for the eye of Sauron. It's over there. Oh, I know that So you all begin Making your way a little further west into the woods Outside of the activity field as you're doing that and then as the other two you are walking towards the activity field You all hear the PA speakers come alive Um that fourth. Yeah. Yeah with there's a little bit of squelching feedback and you hear campus where the heart is Unless a camper needs CPR then it's in their torso left side They're left Okay, okay. Now we know and now we know how to save people. Yeah What's it fourth one? Thank you. I lost track. I need to keep track of that too If anybody's going to cardiac arrest, I hope you were listening nearest because I missed all of that Oh, no, I I I two knows that You guys might have to mull out roll up mouth to mouth because of the helmet It's easier to let you die and bring you back than it is to save you in the first part I'd like to investigate things and see if I can notice anything suspicious. Yeah, do you see anything nearest? What do you got? If you need to work out real quick, I'll watch your body No, not yet. Is this investigative mystery you're doing so you add your sharp, which is plus two That's a lot of numbers six five 11 plus two 13 Uh, I'm going to read a little bit of flavor text here and then I'll incorporate your role into that The wood surrounding camp Campbell are dark and ominous even in the middle of the day As you head deeper and deeper the sounds of camp start to fade away Suddenly you hear new sound Leaves rustling Did it come from behind you in front of you? Oh god, it's coming from all sides. You're frozen with fear Until whoosh a giant net full of sticks drops and nicky drops down from above She looks down at you or she looks at you just as surprised as you are it says. Hey guys, what's up? Well vicky hey feral girl We're with the group. I you all are on your way. You'll you'll you'll join up in just a second Uh, there's never just Explore the woods here. We actually use your help. You know, I'd come and have real quick Uh, Maris you spot some uh some motion Like an animal moving off a little further in the distance in the woods I wouldn't make any sudden movements if I were you space kid I sense something working in the shadows that catches nicky's attention and her head snaps and looks at you. What where what is it? You see Oh, it's hard to tell from here But I would just be careful. Is it not with you? No, you see I was rehearsing for uh for the play and I swear out here in the forest. I saw big foot If there was ever a day for a weird mystical creature to come out and play of course it makes sense It would be leap day. I set up a trap bow and big foot actually arrived I kind of jumped the gun and got caught on my own net and I was forced to watch big foot walk away His giant feet leaving giant tracks in the giant mud Pettius max we'll say at this point uh nerf and uh lucas rejoin the group and you all are here in the Who's got the big feet? You all heard uh the activity from the activities field and you wandered over Hey guys, uh deris caving here did some really smart stuff Then we found nicky and now we're just gonna wonder what to do. That's cool We were just in a play that we wrote on uh the spot and then we kissed each other and then uh play called again It was called hook of love And the quartermaster told us to look for nicky and have the hunt of the ages hunt for the ages Yeah, so uh, we're looking for one feral child, please Nicky nicky scratching herself like a dog with her back leg I'm leap day lucas today Uh, she says, okay, you guys kind of weird, huh? Yes He's a bit of a cryptid. I wouldn't move too much. Narius alerted me to the fact that a predator of some sort is watching us I'm trying not to breathe Maybe I mean I I kind of want to initiate combat. I feel like I could take whatever it is Oh before you start breaking things could I maybe read a bad situation? Yeah, that's probably smarter. Yeah, naris you can Read a bad situation you can work out what dangers are immediately threatening you So if you think you're walking into a trap or want to do select some tactical analysis So roll this and add your sharp which is plus two Naris has some good modifiers Not good enough What was that it's bad three Five You can use luck if you want to read I'm gonna use like I haven't used one. Okay, so that's we'll say that's a 12 plus two 14 sick Um, yeah, you feel like the creature you sensed in the woods is indeed bigfoot and he's uh stalking around in the darkness And he is big as the name implies Okay, well the good things he's only got one foot No, I don't think that's how it works. Look at this space between the tracks. Oh, yeah, but same Name's not big feet Foot long Maybe together we could fight him Oh, yeah, does anybody have a weapon that works while he looks at nerf I have tons of weapons. I have a brass knuckle slingshot fighting knife What do you want you take a pic? I got lots of stuff. What makes a knife a fighting knife Well, it's not a cutting knife for you know, like whittling or whatever it's for stabbing Okay, yeah The fellowship, uh, well, of course I have my sword And my dagger There was a reference. Yeah in your shield and my ax body spray. Yes, but I think maybe we should Lay a trap the feral girl had a really good idea except the trap wasn't the best Wasn't the best to jump the gun. No, unfortunately, but you know, they're already strung up I wasn't described the position they were left in. Oh, why don't we just use the feral girl as a trap? That's smart And you guys think I'm the evil one Nikki says I can be bait She laid down and placed dead on the floor. What if we this is why I love playing games with you, Nikki Guys, maybe if we raise reset the trap and use Nikki as bait for bigfoot Then we can try to like combat bigfoot and then funnel him into the trap I like this idea Yes, and I will do I will do whatever is asked of me. Uh, also, I don't know if this now is the time for it But I could I could use the power of my heart and friendship to help you So, uh, whenever we do initiate the attack, I I just get a plus cool point and I automatically help as if I roll a 10 All right when finding a monster if you help someone you don't roll you automatically help as though you've rolled All right, yeah, space kids going ultra. Okay, so heart was my least favorite. Uh, captain planet planet So maybe nares and I can operate the trap while you two Beat it up. Yeah Okay, so Nikki is bait This side of the table over here setting up the trap. Yeah, and then this side of the tables Combating the enforcers. You can use space kid like a bat Swing him around by your legs. Pick me up. I want a piece Okay, let's see what you all would roll here you two over here who are preparing Um, I'm just throwing us out there for content reasons If we get some more first members soon, we're gonna have to do the jenga tower and we're about to Possibly sounds like going to combat. Just throwing that out. Okay. We're real close. Um, okay So you two I guess both of you roll act under pressure to try to build this, um trap So 2d6 plus you're cool. Nares is zero. Leap day is also zero. I like to do. I've read about this sort of thing and roll sharp That's uh, that is your you can do that and you get a plus two instead That's a six and a six All right, and mine is Wow five Ten act under pressure is cool zero. So 10 10 and 14. Those are both, uh All right successes. Yeah, good work job team. All right. Yeah, no no downside at all You two over here finally Okay, so uh, nicky lays down plays dead Pretends to or I guess is the bait The two of you have set up a trap and uh as you all As this side of the table is waiting bigfoot emerges with a crash from the woods It begins lumbering towards nicky Uh He's going for the trap Right this way sir. Good We have prepared your meal. Uh, yeah, he uh walks up to nicky Release the trap safe safe. Will you be dining indoors tonight, sir? We Yeah, so you all released the trap you all rolled so well, I'm not gonna make you roll again The the net falls down on a big foot perfectly. Awesome. Um trapping him Until he rips the net apart easily with his giant bigfoot muscles and roars angrily Uh and begins raising his fist as if to smash at nerf You can do that. Absolutely. Uh, you would do that for um Whenever Nerf wants to attack so it's when fighting him. Yeah, uh, it would be if you assist him on like help someone roll That's when that would kick in nerf going to defense mode turn sideways I'm gonna use a fighting knife too. Harm hand quiet It's stealthy Okay, uh, so you want to attack you're gonna uh kick some ass. Oh, yeah Roll your kick some ass. Okay. That's plus tough, which is plus two. Uh, that's an 11. It's a 13 You can use the power of heart. Yeah, so that's definitely a success also the power of your helmet How much harm was that? Uh, two harm You go nerf Help me, what are you doing? No, uh bigfoot roars I feel inspired Bigfoot roars in agony and pain as he absorbs, uh the hit Uh and brings his fists down a barge is nice brings his fists down as he tries to kick some ass on you nerf Okay That's an 11. Oh god Uh, so yeah, bigfoot also successfully kicks some ass Um doing a four points of harm as he begins bashing your brain. I am dying However, ha ha you activated my power What does not kill me if you suffered harm in a fight you gain plus one on going until the fight is over Oh, okay. Yeah, you you fell into my other trap It's nerf or nothing, baby. Yeah Uh, can we help with the fight? Well at this point, okay I will allow you to jump in a second bigfoot looks at you and flexes nerf Then he locks eyes and points at your two eyes and then his oh no, and then he busts into uh some funky dance moves Okay, okay Dance off I don't know anything in my character sheet for this. So is that charm or cool? I can move walk, but that's about it. You you blame can dance for one minute To defeat bigfoot Blame That's right start the timer Starting faster set a timer for 55 seconds. Oh, you even got the oh, he's flossing Yeah, uh, I'm trying to think I'm trying to be in character. What nerf would do, uh Oh, yeah, he probably saw one of his dads do that. Yeah. Yeah That are just like washing Yeah It's the quiet dance. I don't know what to do. There's no music. I'm just this is horrifyingly awkward And there's so many camera angles. Well, how about why are you doing that? Uh while you're doing that We also talk about uh some of the plushies and the merch that we have Uh, I love do can you show off the blanket again, please? I know I'm like cuddled up in it Has it kept you so warm. Yeah, the air keeps kicking on and I'm like Look at that Do you want to be a girl boss? Yes. Well, you can have this. I actually really like this hat. It's a great hat I got it for the stream and I'm going to walk away with it. I'm going to keep it Oh, it's mine. That's a girl boss move. Yeah, a little more time. Yeah. Oh, are you throwing it back for the one time? I don't know what that means. Yes, would you like to show off how much you love both camp camp and space? Look at this mug. It's delicious Boy, the whole delicious thing. Oh A second space kid is hit the tower No Nobody tell Lindsey that that happened No, but they won't hear they don't know. Actually can we get someone to check on Lindsey? They may they may have been knocked unconscious just now It's a voodoo doll for Lindsey Uh, thank thank you for your sacrifice. How did my dance go? Yeah, so my favorite part was just that ass Yeah, yeah, you really did Uh, so I um, I there was a bit of flavor text that Eddie had written that I should have read before The dance off initiated. It was no one has to dance. I'm gonna read it now real fast Bigfoot pushes you down and you smack the forest floor with an ass breaking thud The creature stands over you and for a moment you think this might be it But then bigfoot takes off his makeshift chain points, uh at it and then at you as if to say you want this Yeah, suddenly bigfoot starts doing the running man. That's right. If you want to beat bigfoot You have to earn your relic one of you's gonna have to beat this thing in a dance off In the dance off. Okay, so if I had another man Here we go. I can also do the running man There it there it that hey I think that was the running man right close enough I mean you you are a man. He looked like you're running if this is a dance off Is this like is this an attack that he's doing like a return fire? Okay Can I reuse power part is that a one sure why not? Yeah, uh bigfoot, uh puts it like puts his hand as feigning as if he's bowing down to you And hands you the uh relic that was hanging off around his neck Yeah, so you have a relic Oh, oh, this is one of the relics a real bigfoot turns around Salutes you and walks away disappearing back into the woods. Oh and nicky screams. No Wait, why are you sad? We defeated the bigfoot and got the I wanted to catch the bigfoot. Oh Why do you want well foot? He went that way My whole day wasted What were you trying to do that? I started from catching. Why do you want bigfoot so bad? I want to eat a bigfoot steak. Okay. Oh I hear they're delicious like one made of bigfoot or made by bigfoot Either way would be good. Oh Guys, I think this relic might be the source of the energy So should we get this to neil? Yeah, I think we got to take this to neil. Okay, and then we got to find the other two Uh, I'll come in back for that steak though, nicky Hey, you know what when we get out of leap day together, let's all have steaks together, huh friends We raise the steaks that we ate them Uh, so we head back to neil capper tints capper tints now that we have uh Yeah, you leave you leave nicky sobbing in the woods Bye, nicky her heart broken from uh, their inability to catch I hope we meet again. It's a bad thing So deris you said do you have any feeling the pulsing energy coming up this way? I am sensing something interesting about this though. I am not familiar with its energy. It's not radiation I promise you I know what that feels like. It looks interesting Intriguing one might say I wish I had more knowledge on it Maybe neil can help us. Yeah, so you all uh, Be irritating making your your way across back to uh, invisible Back to neil As you, uh, you know our crossing pack past the mess hall to head to the, um The capper tints you hear the pa squelch on again Don't judge a book by its cover except for your camp camp handbook I mean that I guess it's exactly what it says it is. Yeah That makes sense. Man, whoever wrote these is stupid Did somebody say something? It was about the camp camp handbook book That book book Yeah, uh Everyone as you and also as you hear that you hear uh shouting coming from the woods Uh out towards the west where it was niki No, oh you all were at this area. You were over here. Yeah, that's right. Yeah from uh from further east in the camp out over In this area. Yeah, you hear you hear some shouting coming from the woods Uh, that seems normal. Oh, I remember when we saw max they said there were some shenanigans happening over there and that we needed to get something before he went there Yeah, maybe should should two of us investigate that and two of us can Check in with neil. You all hear a low rumble. Uh, this seems to be originating from spooky island Uh, the base off to the north. You can see waves lap growing in intensity and lapping up from lake lilac A bright light erupts from deep in the island and lightning crackles in the sky Everything flashes white and then when your eyes come through again, it's a day like any other But it's also a very special one Every summer all of sleepy peaks celebrates a summer leap day an extra day of summer Really though, it's just a thursday or something But at camp camp this involves a whole production complete with special activities at the activities field a show And a boat race to finish things off Today's leap day is even more special because of a new camper arriving Lincoln Nerf nurse and space kid have been selected as the new kid welcoming committee and it's your job to make Lincoln feel like part of the gang and that he campays the dm Except as all of you are waiting in front of camp camp for cj to drop off Lincoln Something feels weird each of you has a strange sense of deja vu like you've already lived this moment before Yep, the Lincoln has arrived and that each of you And that you've lived through a series of weird hijinks around the camp You can't quite remember the only thing that sticks in each of your minds is a singular memory A deep rumbling that came from spooky island followed by a streak of white light and a crackling of lightning and thunder before You find yourselves back here waiting to greet Lincoln again The three of you waited at the entrance of camp camp which is a buzz with excitement for leap day festivities But behind you down toward the camp you already hear the sounds of a mic check happening down by the amphitheater Preston is doing some kind of vocal warm-up accompanied by heavy mic feedback PA speakers around the camp screech to life with david's voice ringing out It doesn't matter if you win or lose only that you try unless we're competing against the wood scouts In front of you the telltale camp campal station wagon driven by cj screeches to a hall and out pops your new camper lincoln It's me. Lincoln. Is this the asshole that likes loonies? CJ. Yes, uh, uh cj. Do you want money? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, whatever break the socioeconomic, uh status. Okay, we'll pay you not to put us into this About to explode a cabin thing. Hmm. How much? Uh, I got one Uh one hall looney get out of here kids. He's keep shoving you all into the mess hall Oh, what if you help us? I know where there's a bunch of loonies. I could give you Well, but you don't have them now No, I have to get them. Yeah, talk to me again when you have 10 loonies good He shoves you all into the mess hall and locks the door. You killed us. You killed us all leprechaun heathen Which there's a left click of a left behind you and cj. Scapers off back to the station wagon shouting Just wait for david. I hope you're lincoln brex your car. You hear the car I'm lincoln, too I thought it roars away from camp in a hurry inside the mess hall is decorated with welcome banners and balloons for loot for lincoln However, it also seems someone's began clearing out Cameron Campbell things from the attic above the ladders down in the middle of the mess hall And some odd kitchen items are or some odd items later on in a pile They're also smells strong the quarter measures mashed potatoes wafting from the kitchen All right quick quick check on pockets. How many what do we got? I gave you all split up the three of the one in the 24. It's in whoever had its pockets I don't remember and you see you still have one loony because he didn't take it because and who had the relic from bigfoot Was it nerf? I had the big you still have that relic. Okay. Okay, great All of your harm All of your harm is reset. Okay. All right. Everybody into the safe Okay, but what was the combination again nerf? 3124 that's the day you can watch new episodes of camp camp at roosteath.com If you're a first member you can check them out and you'll also mess with the stream I really want to pull a jenga block. I haven't been able to do it yet So please if you could uh, there's gift cards for one month six months and 12 months You can give it to yourself. You can give it to a friend. You could just leave it on a flash drive Uh, you know in in public. That's fine. Who knows why not? Yeah, uh, not really Like a bitcoin reference. Yeah, so we're gonna find a flash drive at the library and be like Is it a piece of paper with a dropbox link? A library they still have those But yeah, if you want to become first member we really appreciate elpsis make more animation But until then Wait, uh Wait nerf can't we can't we go in the quarter master shed now? Do we have access to the shed from this place? It's nearby, but I don't know how to get out of here Is there is there a door? Okay, using uh our Knowledge of the geography of the mess hall and where it relates to the quarter master shed Is there any sort of entrance to it? No, the entrance to the quarter master shed is from the outside. We're just gonna have to sit in the safe Okay, hope that when it explodes it doesn't blow out the quarter master's place and then look into his treasure chest I do I do like a backflip into the the safe. Oh nice. Yeah, he lands on my face Oh my gosh What is its helmet it is fine when eris writes in her notebook does backflip and it's not beating these leprechaun allegations So everyone gets in the safe Yes, and this time I don't get the musket because it's fake boom The noise of the explosion is deafening But the safety of the safe protects you from the blast With the mess hall up in flames seems like orientation is over When you escape you're greeted by the hook-handed quarter master Who runs up the path toward the burning remains of the mess hall as the fire crackles David's voice brings the p.a. Speakers to life around camp reading yet another platitude Doesn't matter if you win or lose. Oh, I already read that one. Uh, the counselor is always right except for cj Okay, does this count as the first or the second charm? That was the second. I think we have until five until everything recess. Okay. Okay Uh Quarter master, uh, uh, I believe that you're stuck in this loop as well Yeah, perhaps an awesome loop Uh, do you remember nerf and I's beautiful rendition of Uh, your life that we definitely knew about we just you cried. It was amazing. Can we still go in your shed? Oh, the name of that player again hook of love hook of love. We stay together at the same time Oh Uh, are we still allowed entry into your shed? Um, perhaps So we're gonna walk into the shed now if that's okay. Okay, we're going in there walk in the shed now You walk up and the door is locked I'll give you a loonie if you give us a kitty There you go All right, so yeah, subtract a loonie. Okay, and um, yeah, you have a key to the quarter master shed Okay, I don't know plays about a starter down a quarter master runs off to the amphitheater It's okay. Okay. That's where qm went. Um Okay, so I guess we go you walk up and use the key and unlock the um the door to the quarter master store And it is just jam packed with stuff. I mean everywhere Um, there's a lot of weird stuff in this store hair and it's some of it Okay, some of it might be kind of dangerous Maybe you all feel like maybe the less time you spend in here the better and you really should only touch what you need If I may, um, because especially because we don't want to touch anything crazy I feel like we should get out of here, but whoopsie doodles. I tripped over something very important Does that just happen automatically? Yeah There it is. Yeah, so roll it You uh stumble around and you uh trip over a gas line that appears to be on and leaking gas into the kitchen Oh Where the kitchen used to be yeah, where the kitchen was yeah person base kitchen Uh guys, there's some uh gas over here. It smells kind of good here. Come here man Can we turn it off? You just put it into the All right. All right. I nerf nerf uh switches the nozzle. Yeah, it's a connector for the gas line Uh, yeah, you do that and the hissing seems to have stopped. Okay. Well, at least it was a mistake so Mirrors would like to look for any bottles. Oh, yeah I specifically remember being told to not look in his special treasure chest So I'd like to look in his special treasure. Yes. We need holy water and treasure chest searching. Yeah. Um So i'm uh bk said it first i'm gonna deal with uh with her role first here Uh, how are you gonna do that? You're gonna do investigative mystery on that or is there something else you want to do? Yeah, I'll do investigate. All right. Go ahead and roll your 2d6 and add your sharp which is plus two four five seven four and one plus two so seven uh Yeah, uh as you're walking around uh looking you you know, the like I said, this room is just jam packed with stuff You accidentally step with your left foot into a giant bucket filled with dust Uh, and it erupts everywhere What why would somebody have a bucket of What why would there be a dust bucket? It's the quarter sisters ashes The only explanation You're covered in people No This is unfortunate. I was hoping I could save it and use it to to make with my necromancy later But now it's on me. So I think it's spoiled Maybe if you get a perfect roll, maybe it's dehydrated holy water If I may I would like to use magic and attempt to bring back the quarter master sister real quick Thank you. So in game that would be considered big magic, uh, which has its own set of rules and I believe that Doing something like that would take Probably a couple of days To have that happen So probably probably So things like you're just you're just like doing make believe in the corner Come on. Yeah. Well, you're now covered in a person and I'm walking over to treasure chests big magic. Yeah So, yeah, you would need to spend a lot of time either days or weeks researching the magic ritual Uh, in order to do something Yeah, who knows how long you're stuck. Do a montage. Lincoln's been here for a long time. Yeah. Oh, I should I should have started this years ago I'm casting I'm doing this. I'm casting it because in case we come back maybe she'll be back too. Wow crazy You begin working on that. Um, and um, Lincoln, you said you were going to go investigate the treasure chest, right? Yes Yeah, uh down here if I heard that there's a treasure chest that we should not go near Yeah, I'm gonna join Lincoln in case he needs a hand. Yeah, it's on the opposite side of the room furthest away from the door You see a treasure chest, uh in the corner Um, yeah, it's um, it appears to be Uh stuck closed Uh, nerf. Do you think your big strong hands couldn't do this? Sure. I have a knife as well So I can just kind of Uh, what is that noise? But you can do what? Uh, is he okay? Uh, protect uh manipulate. No kick some ass. I'm gonna kick this treasure chest ass Can I uh help him out like can I hold it so he can like kick the lock better? Yeah, you can make a a help out roll on that and Nerf you roll your kick some ass. Okay, so I'm doing help out Uh Nice It's an 11 11 plus zero so 11. That's a seven plus two Nine plus three. Yeah the assist over here. Yeah, so yeah, that's that moves into like Perfect success. Yay. In my shorts buttnut Am I the buttnut? No the treasure chest is. Oh, okay, great. You're fine. You're you're you might Hadir is still hope for you to be a but not though Blaine. I mean nerf don't look at the screen What's my name? Lincoln. Yeah Yeah, you pop open the Chest and inside of it. You find a jug labeled holy water. Oh, oh Magic nerd holy water. Maybe you should watch some of the ash off And I think that's what we're looking for No, no, no, don't use it on me. We're supposed to use those for the cultists Oh Right, of course the cultists. That was just mud. I just really want to make that bucket of ashes come back to life Is that actually happening or are we You we would take a couple of days. So if we're still here in several days, we can begin making rolls We'll check back in like eight loops until then space could just making sand castles with ash I am the puppet master now So yeah, there are rules for this. So you can spend time researching it You're also as if we spend a few more days You're going to be making some rolls to experiment with the spell because there's going to be inevitably there will be failures along the way Uh, and you might as you go through these failures, you might have to find some rare ingredients To make this happen. So this is something we're keeping in mind where it's not going to happen immediately But we will be revisiting this periodically Um Thank you. Yeah, of course. Uh, so yeah, holy water. Okay. So we have the holy water and Where are we supposed to go with it? There was uh cultists Out of care, jay. I think it was I think it was the tents. I think it was so I vaguely we never talked to neil We didn't go back to neil. Yeah, and then there was noises Uh, somewhere Y'all are doing great at taking notes by the way. I was I wrote east of cultists, which I don't think is Um, here in the woods east of the cabin. Yeah, okay. So let's go let's go to neil and then we'll go Yeah, so from from east of here is camper tent So we'll hit neil up and give them the big foot thing and then we'll head up to the counselor's cabin And then pass that to them. I think it was the counselor's cabin. I think that's where the cultists were I like half wrote a word and then stopped Was there anything we're missing from max too because he just told us about the loonies, right? Holy water No, holy water. And we also But we only got one relic and you didn't seem to figure out if there was a relic near the amphitheater We didn't find at the amphitheater because by the time we got there It had been gone. It was gone already. Okay. So if we ask neil where it is now it was gone We we asked if anything was weird and they said no So only more questions are raised at the amphitheater than answers are given. Yeah, especially at the amphitheater I think that we should visit neil Let's do neil. We're going to neil. Do you all remember what neil told you previously about the relic that was moving? Uh, it was at the It was at the amphitheater last sighting was the last sighting was at the amphitheater and when would that have been? probably right now We got to go to the amphitheater Nerf just picks up a space kid like a suitcase Speak it's i'm not going to spoil it but speaking of that there is actually kind of a funny thing like that that happens in the new episodes Oh, that's awesome. Uh, in case you uh are joining in recently, uh, we actually We so you know, we keep mentioning if you become a camper if you become a first member Uh, uh, we're gonna pull blocks in this jenga tower and things can happen Some of it can be to us in game But some of them can also be some cool things like a clip that we played just a little while ago Let's go ahead and play it again. Uh, if anybody didn't get to see it before Also, we have 10 more sign-ups until each other Guess who's back you little shits? Oh, no I'm just here to observe report and say a third thing while listing stuff Well, I for one am glad you're back for the summer. I can't believe your new job sent you to your old job They were originally going to send me overseas to write about poverty and human rights But once they heard all of my insane camp stories They said and I quote that camp stuff sounds real juicy. Why don't you go bang that out first? So here I am would you consider this more heller purgatory? Is irony the only difference? So, yeah, that's something that we unlocked because we uh got a jingle pole from it So we 10 more first subs and we'll we'll be able to pull another one And maybe we'll get a cool thing or maybe we'll have to do a bad thing. Who knows? Um, but yeah, we're right there. All right. Sorry. Oh good. You take care of business Business So as you approach the amphitheater you hear a nervous tada Followed by a board grunt from the quartermaster who's sitting in the audience scribbling something in his notepad Harrison shoots an anxious glancet Preston who's pacing madly offstage quietly, but sternly muttering to himself Uh, I want to look around for something weird Careful, they might boo you It's been done before it may happen again Uh, you look around and you see uh a platypus sniffing around in the uh seating area There's something seems to be wrong with it though. The platypus is always wild and unpredictable, but it seems to be in Pain, maybe you wait for the right moment as it slowly begins approaching Uh, uh I think that's the relic. I don't we should we capture it? I fucking love the platypus Mwah It's going through divorce Why don't you uh, um Act under pressure I I choose to act under this pressure situation plus one cool. I have no cool points. So Six Not the worst Not the best anything what below one through six is a failure Okay, you can use a look. Yep Uh, the uh the platypus, uh rolls over onto its belly Or rolls over onto its back exposing its belly to you You want rubbies? Oh, no, okay. I think guys it's got a little bit of indigestion or it's very pregnant and we're about to deliver right now I have just a thing for this. Let me use my infirmary. Come here. Absolutely. You're infirmary Oh, you do have an infirmary You can heal people and have space for one or two to recuperate The keeper will tell you how long any patient's recovery is likely to take and if you need extra supplies Perfect using the scenario finesse it you can okay What why are you getting up? He's gonna have to demonstrate What what is that? No Harris you need to perform an operation on the platypus to save it. Oh my god That's great. Oh, this has got so much more interesting. Yeah It's life is in your hands What? Yeah, I think they're Stand it up. Oh my god I didn't know I It's falling apart. I just shoot it. Put it out of its misery. I'll stab it with my knife. Oh god Its capital is detated from its head They're gonna do three Oh, no, and I need to I I they didn't I I didn't have did you go to veterinary school? No No, I'm sorry. I grew up Mormon. We didn't have these toys first. You're gonna shake the edible violently That big foot is shaking the platypus. Oh god. Oh humanity. Oh, no Um, well, that's happening. We have a jenga pool Hey This has got to roll for the I don't even know where that came here. I can't I was saying Carrie can fill in Yeah, I'll roll to see who it is It's uh Okay, so as a reminder, yeah, we have a giant list of things that can happen There's a number on the jenga block and if Lindsey knocks this over we reset You don't get to see platypus, uh operation if this gets knocked over 33 that's why it's everyone. Hey, we're writing it's 33 33 That is another clip Let's see that clip and then we'll see some platypus operation You believe it? We're back for a whole new summer. Yep. It's really truly horrifying Oh max, you must be a little excited to see the other campers You know what? I am This camp sucks, but you know what else sucks? Life out there family school a crumbling society These assholes are way more fun I'll take it though. I guess Gwen is gone and Campbell won't be around to involve us in his illegal schemes But overall it'll be the same. Yep Exactly the same Oh, CJ, I couldn't help but notice you made some modifications to your counselor uniform Well, you know what they say the lower the V the higher the SPF it gets hotter every year. Thanks to climate change Oh, I don't touch that stuff Sunscreen climate change or sunscreen full of chemicals here take these supplements It'll make your skin wet which the sun hates it also sky rockets your libido and um stimulates hair growth This dynamic will be fun to exploit Hey So that was the very first part of the episode that comes out tomorrow Uh, and uh, that's the first introduction to CJ voiced by Armando He also did he write on the show as well? Yes. Yeah, he wrote he wrote an episode this year. Um Yeah, we're really excited about it and you if you're a first member can watch it tomorrow Also, if you have a safe change the combination 3124 always remember the always gonna watch new camp camp on roosterteeth.com if you're a first member camp camp That show. Yes. All right. All right. So we have very critical operation going on here Giggly doctor. Yes. I am Goldie. I'm trying here. It's never really worked on a platypus before It's a platypus is the closest thing on earth to a mythical creature. Yeah Yeah, it's like a poisonous duck mammal Platypire poisonous. Yeah, they have like barbs or something on like little spurs on their feet that are poisonous creatures I'm immersed in but this is If you need anesthesiology, I can help you a scalpel I Lincoln get in there. Give it mouth to mouth. I prefer not to I'll push the button though Is that a teddy bear one teddy bear has been removed Sounds constipated. It was it was crumbling Squeeze the duty out like to big toothpaste. It's very happy. I had no idea. What is that also barked? What it would it be this one is boxers Okay And for the finale. Oh, I hate how real this sounds it How perfect That me space kid. I need I need towels. I need I need water. I need to not see this ever Don't worry platypus. The platypus is fine. You live to puss another day I love that this has been hiding here. Oh, yeah, what has seen it's just been right over here Yeah, Nerf we can officially classify them as outpuss It's still making noise. I hope that's not coming through I think it's gonna make you guys It's basically a devs your head lightly Was either the the boxers or the shit a relic. We'll say the poop was a relic. You've uh, you've unlocked yet another relic Can I hold into the boxers? sure Let me try my sheet real quick They've got hearts on them Could come and hand me later No a healing potion Okay, uh, so now that that is literally passed Uh with two relics cultists potentially right cultists. We found the roaming one. We also show neil what we got Yeah, there's one also. The last one is in town or outside of town. Yeah, we need more which CJ right once more than one loony which we have none now So we'll see a way to get loonies. We'll get us a loonies. Okay I like this. So Then do we need to go to town? Well, we're told this or we need cultists to get the loonies to go to town. Got it. Yeah, okay We don't cherry it to go outside of town. There is no all of us side quests. Yes So now that we have the the relic I say we use the holy water for its proper intention I like it take down some cultists hydration. Oh, yeah that too All right, so y'all gonna make your way over to the counselor's cabins East of there to to deal with the cultists. Yeah, while while we're walking there Uh leap day Lincoln is here to remind you that if you want your name in the credits Boy, do we have a way for you to do that? It's really cool You can have until uh march 18th to do it You can be either a co-counselor or a junior counselor If you ever wanted to feel more part of the show if you want to help us make more episodes And just do more things around here. We would really appreciate it And this is a way for you to show your support. Um, we like I I can't say it enough We really appreciate it and we just love to be able to Make this show. I mean like this stream as a whole has just been amazing And that is all testament to just how good the show in the world is and Um, yeah, we're just excited about so, um, if you're interested in that, uh That that is there for you. You can do until the 18th Um of march, which is next month And not this cursed day That we're trapped in Only every four years only every four well for me. It's every waking moment. I don't know where lincoln ends and carry begins Okay, uh, so you all um, so what is the plan here? What do you remember that max told you? I believe that is when uh, blaine and I were peeing. Yeah, and we weren't there either Your characters are not there. Yeah, I remember the offer to split the loonies. I said no deal Um Got it. Yeah, uh, there was a plethora of loonies cultists were there and they have them and the holy water melts them like the wicked witch of the Weast Did someone say waste she came down in a bubble. That's all I know. Um, so I guess the plan is to go there and uh, I want to be part of the cult You're gonna join the cult. Yes, and I'm the traitor And we can use the the uh, the holy water as a backup plan. We don't gotta lead with our weapon I never lead with the weapon infiltration I say we infiltrate the cultists join their packs sip the kool-aid and see if they can take us to the island I think we do half of those things And we'll figure out which half will we get there maybe whenever we uh have to reset This time we can get the loonies so we can get the third relic and the next time we reset having all three relics We can use them to get to the island Little double dipping. I don't know if this Uh, since i'm not around a lie. I don't know. Did he just say something smart? Is that normal? No Whoa, I punched space kid to to normalize It might be a It might be a good plan. I think that's a good plan. Did I did I do right? Oh I've never felt this before no one's ever expressed this emotion to me. What's that smell? It smells like coffee No, really your coffee is tempting me so much. I'm blind. I was like, I want coffee so bad I guess we're going to cultists. I said out of character. I'd like to not have to reset I'd like to try to get the coins as a backup But I think if if they like us and we have relics like do they I don't know Do they know about the relics so then the holy water is the backup plan if things go south And then we kill them. We just take the loony. Got it. Got it. Got it. Totally with you You hear feedback from the speakers quartermaster special salve heals all wounds, but Might upset your stomach. I think that's that's three. That's three. Okay All right. We got we got a hustle. We got to get to the camp counselor's thing and then head into the woods You pass through the counselor cabins And enter the woods And you go just east go into the woods and again just like the other woods locations very dark and spooky even though it's still daytime Um off the beaten path You encounter three cultists Who who are very tall and they have robes on obscuring their faces and they're looking down at you you four It is the ring race you told me that news Do you have the holy water? Are they asking us? Yeah, okay uh No, but I know where it is Bring it to us Do you need it in time for the ritual? I was supposed to be fully initiated um Fully are you here to serve the dark lord who rests on sleepy peak island? Uh, yes, the dark lord the only one I pledge my fealty too as I get down on one mean and start doing Uh gestures remniscent to that of a salute and pledge of a dying fealty to our our lord dark darkness I feel like this plays perfectly into one of your abilities here neres Your dark past specifically I would love to travel through my memories and maybe I might have black magic that could help me here Yeah, so why don't you roll 2d6 and add plus two from your weird there? So here's the thing we're just gonna use luck. Uh-huh. Thank you. We're running out of time right? We need everything we can get I'm 12 12 And just for the for the record that was uh spooky island. I think I said what did I say? Sleepy peak. Yeah, it's it's always spooky island always Sorry, what was the effect of your dark? Well, I can travel through my memories and ask the dm some crazy questions. Okay, that's cool. Yeah So I can ask two. Yeah, you have two questions on that list there Uh, yeah, I want to ask if there's black magic I can help here and then I guess Uh, who do I know? Who can help us right now? So you start we'll start with what black magic do I know that could help here? um you feel like these cultists You feel like maybe max was lied to or didn't have all the information These cultists don't look like they're weak to the holy water. It looks like they want it for some other reason Okay, uh, and then uh, who do I know that could help us right now? Mm-hmm. Um, you think that who could help you right now you think that Perhaps I mean max, but he's not here um or Big well max or I'd say maybe even nicky, but They're not here. Hmm Okay Um, let's see then Yes, sorry, uh, sometimes the memories they overcome my mind and I just slip back into the past So, um, here's the thing we can get you the holy water really really quickly We just want to make sure that we can secure safe passage to the final ritual on the spooky island Nair says to the cultists Uh, why don't you try and manipulate someone? Oh, okay And you can so you roll 2d6 and add your charm, which is minus one. Is this manipulation typically also magic spell? No, I would like not to do this action So can someone could help me that'd be great. Yeah, if someone wants to help, okay Yeah, if you can roll a help out if you want to sweet Oh Okay, we got box cars. We got box cars over here. So So So what were you trying to persuade them exactly? I would like I want I I I know after loonies my mind has told me loonies don't exist Okay, my my memories say the loonies are a lie. Okay. I don't know why and honestly, we don't have time to care I want in on this cult. I want to get to where they're going, which I assume is the island But, you know, I just I guess I just don't think we need a third relic, but You know, that's no no facts. I have no found I have no found evidence if we need it or not At this point I trust magic over science. So I'm gonna go with that I trust I trust anything that gets me out of this hell Uh, the the cultists hold out a bag that jingles. Uh, perhaps it has coins in it and they say, uh You need to acquire a boat to join us for the ritual at spooky island Okay, okay a boat Is is that the funds for the boat? Uh, you're a great dark lord is so generous for providing those Indeed. Thank you and I reached for them. Okay. Yeah, you can take them. Oh, oh, okay Secure pass secure your own passage via boat to spooky island and we shall complete the ritual There's no room on your boat. You can't scoot over a little bit We only have room for three Have all the pieces for the ritual been acquired my dear cultist friends all we all we lack Is the holy water bring the holy water? Ah, yes, of course, we'll be there as soon as possible And when we get to the beautiful island that is spooky that our dark lord lives on is there a place? Perhaps we could meet you Um, you will see it when you arrive. Oh sleepy peak Uh Oh and one more thing. I just I was just curious. Do you guys go to town ever? I would love to hang out with you um No, we we reside on spooky island When I open the bag, what's inside the bag? Uh, there's 15 loonies in there 15 sidebar gang sidebar Okay, I think what we do is we take this over to cj. We find him He gives us a ride in town. We get the third relic we go to neil Okay, he does his relic nerd stuff Then we go to the docks where they have a boat and then we'll take it to uh spooky island Yeah, yeah Is this normal for him? I just don't understand. No, he's he's emerging into like his freddy phase I I am motivated by wanting to get away from the three of you. Uh, so I am I'm snapping into action We have the same motives. Yes I don't want to see you again. Therefore. I will work with you now Does anyone know where cj went? The last time we saw him he was going to town. Yeah Oh, I don't know how to get to him. Don't the uh while one counselor may be in town Don't forget the other one is tied up unable to help What where wait you have david? He's taking care of what did you kill david? That bastard Bring him back naryce bring him back Use your magic wait, wait, uh cultists. Where is david? Where are you? Stop speaking so cryptically. I have a knife I have loonies as per the plan. He is tied up in the private room. What private room? Oh, I guess it doesn't matter anymore. It's exploded, hasn't it? Oh, oh, no You killed david Well, I think technically we killed david three four times. Oh, no, wait. How's he making the announcements? Are they pre-recorded? That would make a lot of sense. Yeah, it's pre-recorded What's happening? Okay, okay, so we need to Yeah, we need to die so we can reset so we can save david and we found everybody junk into the lake The gas knob is in the quarter master's home So we had to turn that up before the splody thing happens, right? But how do we do that without getting out and the only way we've found how to get out is through the safe But if we bribe cj with the loonies Which we'll have which we'll have we have 15 he has for 10 So I guess it's five plus we get through to any bars. Does anybody have a phone device something to communicate this Ending stone or I'm from the 1800s. I haven't mentioned that yet. What? Look at my outfit Everybody jump into the lake Colt is quick kill us They pull out daggers. Yes. Take me. Take me They stab their daggers Into you. I help. I stab myself. Yes. The faster this goes the quicker we can work I guess I quickly shoved my loonies in my pocket and I also stab you. It's a day like any other Also a very special one at camp camp every summer all of sleepy peaks celebrate the summer leap day an extra day of summer Really, it's just a thursday or something, but at camp camp. This involves a whole production Complete with special activities at the activities field a show And a boat race to finish things off today's leap day is even more special because a new camper is arriving Ludwig Nerf nerf space kid have been selected as the new kid welcoming committee It's your job to make Ludwig feel like part of the gang and that he campays the DM Except all it's all of you are waiting from the camp Campbell for cj to drop off Ludwig something feels weird each of you has a strange sense of deja vu like you've already lived this moment before that All right I open the door. Hey, will you take us to town for 10 loonies? Oh, okay Loony's from shotgun. Uh, don't worry about it. It didn't involve a child murder. Come on gang Okay We remember someone's locked in the oh, I think no matter. Oh Yeah I guess they didn't really be david for the ritual wait hold on cj. I'll give you an additional loony if If you um, uh, hold the car for one moment Uh, okay. Okay. I wonder run into the quarter masters Uh place I saw the key right? Yes. Okay. I go in I turn out the gas line. Okay. Okay. I run back out and I say We'll find David later. I'm sure he's fine. Let's go of all of the of all of the characters to save david David if you can hear me, I'll kill you later. I need to save myself. I want to do it myself It needs to be personal. I want to see you in the eyes You laugh it away. You all get in the station wagon with cj and drive into town He turns up the volume on the radio and he's listening to a podcast about cultists and the dark lord of time Um, cj's boring you going on and on about how he doesn't have access to his crypto Uh, and he's got to buy something from lester's electronics to convert more of his, uh Bitcoin to loonies. Are you sure you're not listening to rogan right now? The problem is I didn't have enough loonies to buy that so I'm just going around trying to do odd jobs But you all made it a lot easier for me giving me these 10 loonies now. This will this will really help me get the the equipment I need And as he goes on and on about bitcoin and crypto and other things like that eventually he arrives at lester's electronics Okay, okay. See he gets out and dashes in We don't actually know what we need to do in town. We just know that we need to be in town We just know that there is a relic here There's a very possible chance that we've just wasted 10 loonies. Are you feeling any vibrations or shift in the energy here? Got them good vibrations Not at this time though. I am very versed in Operating vehicles. I I don't know the cj character very well yet, but if he's going in there, I guess I'll go into It's a it's a lester's electronics. We can't all just stay in the car, right? There's a hardware store. Yeah Uh, yeah, I'll go in. I'll go into lester's. Okay. Is that a place named muffin top? It's a it's a friendly holds the bakery. Yeah, this top of the muffin to you They are broken. Maybe we should go there the research purposes It's just 18 plus strictly research. Are we splitting up? Okay. I'm going to lester's electronics Okay, who else I'm going to go to that creepy alleyway where there's junk Okay. Yeah, that's the one Who would uh, what about uh, naras and space kid? I don't think we're allowed in there. Uh, we're not a high enough level yet But I don't know it was on there. It's sit outside of town. Maybe maybe we should explore the the woods outside of town What I said was uh outside of camp towards town. Yeah Okay, um Yeah, I don't want to go to wherever you went. I just want to go anywhere else but that Maybe uh, can there's like look around and see if there's any other buildings or anything else that uh, could seem I don't know nefarious It seems It's like yeah, there's only a bar muffin tops a hardware store and lester's electronics What about that creepy alleyway on the creepy alleyway, of course Let's not forget that you see it's right there You can see by the way it is Not at this moment here, but if someone is holding on to this relic, I think I know exactly what to do No, the streets are empty Y'all could read a bad situation I have a plus one on sharp. So I you know unless someone has a better modifier Uh, I do. Yeah, really? Okay That's six five plus two 11 to 12. No 13 Thanks, I can't math. Uh, we're gonna read about situations. See if there's anything threatening us or if any of these Uh, the alleyway and such could be a trap Nothing seems to be threatening here. It all seems pretty benign Um Except the alleyway does seem like it's a dark unnaturally dark. Oh I was onto something with the alleyway. Okay. Uh, usually things that you say aren't good So I'll just we'll go together. Okay. All right. Hey guys, what's in here? I use in a dumpster. Hey, what's uh, what's in the alleyway? Um, there is a lot of trash and Uh, just in bags and scattered around on the ground as well as dumpsters and maybe some human waste While while they investigate the alleyway, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. All right. Go for it. All right, everybody hand out Avoid the syringes and the weird-looking, uh, water balloons that are half filled Yeah Uh, uh, yeah, I guess uh, investigate. Am I allowed to do that as well? Yeah, sure I'll investigate as a mystery as well. Oh my gosh seven eight plus two nine Oh modifier. Yeah. It's a seven plus two sharp. Yeah. Okay. Yeah It's some good stats on that Were you saying i'm gonna roll two or not? Unless I need to you tell me. Yeah, I'll Eight eight plus sharp is nine. Nice. So you both got nine. Uh, yeah, you um, you sense a particular amount of Evil coming from uh, one of the dumpsters in the alley And uh, you look over and peer into it and find someone asleep inside the dumpster. Oh Who is it? I don't know. Okay Are they Are they holding anything? I can I is there any like uh, like a like a wooden leg of a table or like a plank of wood They're holding a knife and yeah, sure. There's a broken wooden leg. Okay. I start banging on the dumpster. Wake up. Wake up Come out. Come out. Uh, he jumps out the person in the dumpster jumps out with a knife Swinging it around. Who are you? What's going on? Do you have any relics? We're just children looking for relics relic. No wanted to go to the bar and get a drink But it's closed because a leap day Okay The dice hate you Now's the time You kids you kids are looking for something you probably head over to lester's only place open on leap day That's strange It's a holiday. It's a holiday everyone goes looney for loonies What you got in the loonies? What it's for us I won't put my knife in you I I I too have a knife too. Shay. Do you and I I I have a knife as well I have a knife and brass knuckles And I'm a child so I don't I don't know the consequences of my actions. I'll go crazy. I use the power of friendship All right, this is what we're gonna do guy. All right, we're gonna both walk away. All right, you go that way I'll go this way Okay, he's like stepping back with his knife out and I've stepped back with my knife and my my brass knuckles You leave me alone You leave me alone. All right, you leave me alone. Stop looking at me. Stop looking at me. Okay fine. All right, fine Hey, this is Kara here. What the fuck did I miss? Oh, there's a there's a sinister guy in the alley. All right. He crawls into a different dumpster He's part of the one of the the jets or something that what's the jets in the shark. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a shark Are you actually fighting? Does the dark energy we sense go away or it moves it follows him to the other dumpster So I think Lester's is the only place that's open in town right now. Uh, well, that's where I am You walk in the Lester's and Lester's is there the the The character who looks most like me in camp camp. I think Lester yeah, uh, you walk in and Lester's behind the counter says hey, what can I do you for? uh I guess I was wondering if you had anything of of interest maybe old and Relicky looking. Oh as a matter of fact, I have one ancient relic for sale. That's Strangely convenient. He pulls it off from behind the counter. It could be meta wise. There might only be 30 minutes left in the stream and I might be kind of a Short cutting things here. Now if I had to guess is it possible that that it costs exactly four loonies You're wrong. Oh, it costs exactly one loonie. Oh Oh Even better and I've got three to spare. Uh one ancient relic, please He puts his hand out waiting expecting one loonie. Okay, and then I and then he put he Uh gives you an ancient relic. Wow Uh, I guess I'm gonna go run out to everybody else and and join them. Yeah, you run out into the alley You don't know what the Donald Glover with the pizza It's like People are like snapping at each other All right, guys guys. I have the relic so to recap we have all three We need to get to neil and then we need to save david. There's there's a pattern on this. Wait, let me see the other ones And I guess like I I take them all and I try and show the pattern Oh Or leap day Lincoln uh, or leaf day louis or luke day louis or louis if I know how you spell it or there's another one in there What was it? What was another lewis? We're two looses. Okay, uh, but no actually I'm Leap day lusifer It's my time to laugh, not yours! And now I have all the relics, and now I will disappear to Spooky Island! Should I leave? Lucifer disappears. Lucie, no, why are you like this? Can I laugh now? It's a day like any other day, but also a very special one. CJ pulls up, but there's nobody in the car. That's weird, he says. Oh well, anyway, I gotta hit the town. Wait, do we need to pay him too? I took the loonies! CJ, we're not going into the cabin, the mess hall. We're not doing it. We need a boat. Every time we wake up they talk about there's boats activities. Go to the boats, let's go to the boats. What about David? Do we need to find him? I don't care about anyone. We don't need to. Alright, we're going to the boats. See you CJ. Yeah, CJ says I have whatever, I don't care anymore. Okay, there's only 28 minutes left on the screen. Take us to the boats. Nobody takes relics from me. You walk up to the docks and there's a boat shed, holding all of the boats for Camp Campbell. But it's locked. We didn't need David. You need a key to get into the boat house. Does quarter master's key from the shed work? You put it in, but it does not seem to work. This is more of a key card situation as opposed to a physical key. We can't measure our way out of this as much as I want to. Can we get it? Do we go to Neil? He did ask us to talk to him about the relics. Yeah, we could. Who would have a key? It's definitely David. David would have a key. Okay, you walk back over to the mess hall and find that locked room. Someone in the first go through, maybe BKM. We knew about it, we knew it was locked. There's a locked room in the kitchen. I give a knock. No, I give a knock. Oh, he must be tired. He's bound and gagged, got it. Use the quarter master key. Okay, I try the quarter master key. You try the quarter master key and you have to force it a little bit, but it does open the door eventually. David, unless you want to explode, we've got to get out of here. I take off your thing. David, you can still hear me. You know what, I put the gag back on. You can still hear me, we need to leave. He's all tied up. Pick him up, he's a strong one. You discover tied up David on the floor. Then I want to pick him up with my preteen strength and carry him out as the building explodes. The building explodes in slow motion behind you as you carry David over your shoulder. Wait, I want to be a tutor. Wait, then I have no feeling. I'm carrying him out as the building explodes in slow motion. The key, the key. You're searching his body. He's still tied up. He's got a key card in his pocket. So take it off his face. Give me the key. I want to finish the quest. Thanks for the key. This is for the boats, right? Okay, see ya. We're going to leave by the crime scene, okay? You're going to take the heat for this one, all right? Quartermaster comes running up at this point. What's going on, David there? David exploded the mess hall. It was wild. It's true, all of it. My potatoes. Your potatoes were dead because of David. Leap Day, Lucifer here to remind you that if you become a first member I might have a chance to knock over the Jenga tower. And that would be very funny. Goodbye, everyone in my water. Oh my gosh. All right, yeah, so you, BK, you pulled the key card off of David. Nice. Let's go. I'm ready, I'm ready. I have a key card. I'm ready back to the boats. Cool. Heading back to the boats. I don't want to talk to nobody. We don't need anything. Yeah, you swipe the key card and the boat house opens up. Well, it's up to you guys. Is there anything else you want to explore on the camp? This is the point in the video game where they say like, Are you sure? Are you sure? There's no going back. Is there anyone else you want to talk to or anything else you want to do? I mean, I don't think so. I mean, YOLO. Yeah. As the kids say. Yeah, exactly. Okay. I don't like it when you do that second look. I know you wanted to. You said that. I was curious if you were going to double down. No, no. Oh my gosh. I mean, we could get the magic detector, but I don't know what that's going to do for us. You already found the relics too. We made it this far. We're fine. We're fine. Yeah, we're good. No regrets. Okay. What are we talking to that's saying no back, no returns. Oh, that's true. We'll try. All right. You all take a very spooky boat ride over to Spooky Island. What makes it spooky? The spookiness. Oh. Fog creeps through the woods as you pull up to the shores. Once you arrive, it's not difficult to find the source of the mysterious energy emanating from this place. The relics are all humming with the same energy, pulling you toward it like magnets. You enter the mansion at Spooky Island and down in the basement, you're surprised to see Leap Day Lucifer hovering inside a weird magical field of energy and he's got horns now. Oh. I forgot I can come back. You're back now. Hi. Hey. Good to see you again. Hello. We would have helped you no matter what. No, you don't understand. I want you here with me. Oh, okay. These relics, they don't get you out of here. They unlock my treasure. They unlock my treasure. They unlock my treasure. They unlock my treasure. They unlock my treasure. They unlock my treasure. They unlock my true power. You've played into my head. Stop it. You, you specifically, you specifically stop it. So if you, if you want, if you want to leave this Leap Day, you've got to go through me. I'm just a surprise attack. I'm going to stab with my knife. All right. Yeah. Make your kick some ass roll. He just wants to be friends. He's so lonely. Too late. Sorry. That is a, Make eyes. That's a two. That is the worst roll. Here we go. I'm just going to check that luck. Oh, you knew that too. Or I could lend you the power of friendship. No, no, no. We got your luck. We're well past this. All right. So you use your luck and that ends up being a 12. So what are the stats? Does your knife have stats? The knife to harm and it's quiet. All right. So two harm hand quiet. So that does two harm to Lucifer. I'm going to write that down. Which, which I am immortal, which means that whenever I suffer harm, I suffer one harm less suffer one harm less. So you only take one harm. All right. So then he has the same amount probably. So we got to get him a few times. Is there like an initiative order? Let's go around the table. Okay. Um, anyone else? Yeah. All right. I will attack with you as well as your sidekick. Yeah. I'll do kicks and mass also with my space blaster, which is three harm. Whoa. You a gun? I think I can eat this whole time. Face kids got a gun. It's a gun. It's a clock. Oh my God. Safety's off, bitches. Oh no. Six. Not the best, but do it. Out of time. Here we go. All right. From stun to kill. So that is, uh, nice. Thank you. Uh, that is three harm, but minus one. One, yeah. So that is two harm. Okay. Um, we'll go with, uh, Nariss. Is there anything you want to do? Yeah. I'm taking out my books and I'm going to prepare my spells with my mystical library so I can have a bonus on my magic. Two. Okay. I assume that's a turn. Yeah. We'll use that as a turn. Cool. Um, Lucifer, I guess. And then after this turn we'll just go back, uh, for space kid all the way around the table again. Okay. So I believe, uh, that I, I have a spear that I can summon. Yes. Um, your spea, this spear appears in Lucifer's hand, uh, seemingly out of nowhere. Uh, and I'm going to go after the one that keeps fucking laughing. Uh, and I'll, I'll throw it at him. Ooh. Um, do I, I kick ass on that? Yeah, you kick ass. Okay. But I'm also going to do, uh, I have unholy strength so that, uh, when I roll, I roll weird instead of tough. So my tough is negative one, but my weird is plus three. Whoa. So you roll 2d6 plus three for kick some ass. Nine. Nine. Plus three is 12. Oh wait. Hang on. Okay. Nevermind. We'll do that. Oh my God. This is the biggest dice ever. So, uh, 12. 12. That, uh, hits. So your, uh, spear does, does it sleep? Yeah. Um, oh it's over here. Yeah. It's on here. Five, five harm. Five harm? Okay. I have, uh, a leather jacket, which reduces incoming harm by one. So you take four harm. Okay. While y'all are doing that math, you know what else you have? You have to take 20 more minutes to buy one plush and get the other 50% off. Oh wow. If you use code camper, uh, during the stream only, that's 20 minutes, one half off. Look at them. How can you not just go and use code camper on the store with camper all capital letters. Yeah. That's probably actually waited. I should probably actually say it. Take us home with you. We're adorable. Yeah. Whoa. I also have a specific action. If you suffered harm in a fight, you gain one, uh, plus one ongoing until the fight is over. So now I have, uh, what does not kill me? All right. What does it kill me? It makes me. Can we get that on the vinyl? Nerf is absolutely a pop princess. For sure. Uh, so we'll be back to me. Yeah. We're going to go, uh, actually from space kit. That was just around the table. Uh, what do you want to do space kit? Uh, keep some ass again. I'm a space blaster. Watch out. He's got a gun. I'm dual wielding. Pew. Nine. Yeah, plus one. Nine plus one. So 10. All right. Uh, 10. That's a, that's a, yeah. Success. So that is a total of three damage minus one, two. You keep shooting Lucifer. What does that sound like? When you, when Lucifer gets hit. I feel nothing. It's my turn yet. It's Nerf's turn. Okay. Uh, now I'm going to, yeah, I'm just going to have to go stab it again. I mean, I got a slingshot, but you know what, what, if it's not broke, I'm going to try to fix it. So I'm going to, I'm going to stab. You can fix some ass. Yeah. So I'm going to roll for that. That's eight. Seven plus two for tough. So nine. Plus one ongoing because of what does not kill me. So 10. Which is lucky. That's exactly what you need. So that's two minus one. One. Oh, so the plus one doesn't add to the damage then, does it? No, it's just like for your rolls. Gotcha. Lucifer here. Three more first memberships and we do a Jenga. Oh no. I can reset it all. We don't have the time Lucifer. I think we have maybe just enough time. If three people want to do it. Only three. And so we need three more campers to join us. In my leap day. Hell. Or just camp camp and, and receive. It's up to you Lucifer. My turn. I'm looking around at everybody to see how they're doing. I think Nerf is the only one who's taking damage so far. And he's going to take more damage. I'm going to, oh, he's going to take so much damage. I'm going to once again use my spear. I run over and I pull it out. And I would stick it back. I think it's my giant dice. I don't hope I don't hurt the table. I'm a child. Five. Plus the luck I haven't used at all yet. So I did it. All right. Yeah. So you hit Nerf for, what do we say? Five harm, but minus one is a little jacket. So four harm. So now I'm an unstable. Yeah. Yeah, you are. That means Nerf is down. Stay with me. Stay with me, Nerf. Yeah, that was that Nerf's death rattle. I'm going to hold my knife out just in case Lucifer accidentally steps on me. It's a day like any other day, but also a very special one. I ruined it for you guys. Are you serious? Are you serious right now? Are you serious? An extra day of summer. Really, it's just a Thursday or something. But at Camp Campbell, this involves a whole production complete with special activities at the activities field, a show, and a boat race to finish things off. Today's sleep day is even more special because a new camp, wait, that's not happening. Well, regardless. If I'm spooky, I let you hear. Do I solve the card for my, David? Yes. To the docks, to the docks, to the docks. Quickly to the docks. Is there anything you want to do before you go to the docks? Should we talk to Neil? Wait, is Neil on the way? So you are here by the entrance. The docks are over there. Neil will be at the camp. I think we're doing fine. As long as we don't die facing Lucifer, right? Hold it together, man. But we need something, I think, right? Maybe Neil has a weapon. Let's go talk to Neil. Okay. I read Neil. I do like how Space Kid says, I think we're doing fine right after Nerf Jump. And I'll do it again too. Guys, we got this. We're just going to let him kill us five more times. Yeah. Neil, Neil, Neil. We're facing Lucifer. The relics ended up being the thing that gave him power. I don't know. Oh, my. The readings on my instruments are off the charts now from Spooky Island. Right. That's me. You're not here. I'm omnipresent. I think that, okay. I think that whatever is going on, there are items that also act in a, what do they call it? In a pattern or in a wave that counters the activity wave coming out of Spooky Island. You mean something to nullify it? Yes, that's it. A nullification wave. Do you have anything that might act as a nullification for this kind of energy? I don't think we have anything. That's why we're here for you, dude. Wait a second. Yeah. I mean, we do have the holy water. Oh. Perhaps that's the key. Why do I feel so stupid right now? He was honest the entire time. Kind of obvious. You have to go to the science guy that told you to use holy water. The best part was, I didn't get a turn. You died before I got my turn where I was ready to talk about the whole, he was two. That's why you were so mad. The whole time. That's amazing. It's fine. It's fine. That was a canteen. Okay. I pushed Neil over and then we were down. I let you go to Neil. This is for you. Okay, all right, all right. You needed that character arc. He needs a man character. It's fine, it's fine. Character tricks played into him. All right. Yeah. You push Neil down and you all run back to the docks. Yes. The key card activates the lock on the boat house and you all are able to take a very spooky boat ride over to Spooky Island. Fog creeps, blah, blah, blah. Am I allowed to read my books on the boat ride? Absolutely. You're reading your books up. Here's the seasick again. Relics are humming with the same energy, pulling you towards it. You find Leap Day Lucifer. He's got horns. He's weird. He's evil. Why are you just describing me now? Oh, whoa. Hey. You want a tantrum or something? Oh, yeah. You'll never defeat me and my spear. You'll be trapped in Leap Day with me forever. If you saw how upset BK was at that last reset, if we only have two more first... Doc. Signups at campcamp.show. That Jenga Tower gets knocked over in the whole day reset again. It's my turn. Because it carries turn to pull a Jenga block. It's my turn. I will... He's the only one who hasn't done it. If two people come first, I will kick the shit out of that Jenga Tower. Yes. Yes. There is end this now. I don't know if it's going to out of character. I don't know what it's going to do. We won't know until we try. We have multiple resets. I have no stealth options. The only thing I could do is run up. Can you distract him? I can dip my knife into the holy water. I'm lifting my spear menacingly. Over here. Lucifer, look at me. Okay. It's my turn. He's going to bait him, and I'm going to come up around. He's a master baiting. I'm going to wicked witch the west Lucifer. Does power of heart, can that help? Yeah. You'll do like a kick some ass with the holy water, and then you can power of heart to assist it. And I'm manipulating Lucifer. Is it kick some ass or is there something interesting? I would love for it to not be that. Which one would you prefer? I would prefer acting under pressure, because I'm not... Yeah. Let me do anything. I'm pouring a bottle. Sure. Awesome. And I'm also going to... I've read about these things. So I'm going to use sharp instead of cool. As my modifier, if that's okay. So 2d6 plus 2 then from your sharp. You can't mess this up. You mess this up. 5, 6, 7. And so I can't... Plus 2 is 7. So I don't have this because it's not an attack, right? This is... And you help. You can't help under pressure. Correct. It's not an attack if you help someone. So you could still... So the power of heart is not... Confined to just... So it says to help a hunter do something. So we could use it plus... So yeah, you could still use it. If you roll, you can add one. I'm at 7. Sweet. Okay. Let's do this. You just automatically help. The power of heart. Yep. So you rolled a 5 plus 2, 7 plus your help. You're still not quite enough to get us over the 10 hump, though. You need a 10 or better to get it to go. Okay, then I'm... We're doing this. You're doing the luck. Alright, there you go. I'm trying to stall as much as possible. I was hoping people would... No, I'm doing it. The first memberships, but oh well. Yeah. You pour the holy water over Lucifer's head. Ah! Ah! No! Ah! Actually, I don't have a stand for this or anything. I think that kills you. Does it? Oh, no, no. It just provides bonuses. Ha ha ha! I'm wet, but still less powerful, but powerful still. So it doesn't... It's not enough to kill him, but it's definitely weakened him significantly. I think he's been debuffed, guys. Whale on him! I'm gonna stab him. Alright, you acted, you did yours as well, so that leaves Nerf and Lucifer. I'm ready to throw my spear. Okay. Uh, 6 plus 2, 8. That's a limited success. Uh, so yeah, you're able to harm him, but it's also gonna do, like, some negative side-effect to you, too. So you do... I'm lucky. Okay, you can use a... A full blow knife. Alright, so you use a luck point to do your damage, which is 2 minus 1, so 1. 1. Plus whatever the liquid. His... His... The amount of harm needed to kill him now is significantly reduced. It's like... It works out. Less. Alright, here we go. Uh, 5, uh, plus 3, 8. Limited success. Okay. I'm... Luc... Lucifer's okay with this. We need one more! One more, and I will stay another loop, and I will rule this camp. But also, I think I stabbed Nerf. Alright, yeah, you did. Alright, we got the toe! Yeah! It's time for a Jenga block carry. No! Pull a Jenga block. Look. We're gonna do this fair, right? We're gonna do this the right way. If we can just get the camera over here. Yep. And, you know, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna... I'm kind of a Jenga expert. Okay. I think that's what people don't realize. It's like, I've done a lot of Jenga in my life, and, uh, really, I just think it's important the integrity of the game is important. So, I'm gonna pull a block and we'll see what happens. I'm not even gonna look. Okay. Dump. No need. This is fun. This is actually unholy. What's happening? Oh, no! Get... That's right! That's right! Get... No! What? That was amazing! That was amazing! Yeah! There is a God. Holy shit! There is a God. Yeah, I'm done. I believe... I'm a believer. The actual... Wow! Wow! I think it's a six. What the... What? That was amazing. That's not fair! All your parkour training came out. I'm a second to realize. I'm watching the rea... I'm... Yeah, you kicked it. Oh, my God. How? Amazing. Oh, my God. I kicked. When Vlad is in the building, he's flabbergasted. That was incredible. I didn't even know that could happen. What's a six on the chart over there? I don't care. You should be fighting crime. What's the point of fighting crime? You should be fighting crime. What are you doing here? So, six is another clip for you guys to watch. Cool! Let's watch that clip. Oh, my God. Let's watch it. Okay, people. Shit just got real. Nothing to worry about, Gwen. The children have access to explosives. Science sometimes requires sacrifice. I hope you like that. I don't care anymore. 27 people, please. Please, let me kick it again. I think you're at time. So that was your turn. You attacked. So we're going to go back and start over with Space Kid. Sweet. Oh, my God. Hang on. Space Glock! It's so close. Sorry. Who's it? Kick some ass, and then I'm going to use my Space Blaster again. Do it. Thanks. Insert the slide. Fuck! Why am I like this? Come on. Like it is, bitch. Let's go. He's doing three points of damage. Minus one. So two. Two harm. I think you can do this, Nerf. It's all on you. All right. I take my knife. Eat my holy blade. Stab him. One point. I'm laughing. I'm the one laughing. I laugh back. I fight the dark. That's one. Nerf, you want to finish him off? Yeah, I'm going to finish him off with my magic. What kind of magic spell do you want to cast on him? Magic missile. Magic missile. It's a 2D6 ass kicking coming your way. Let's go. That's a four and a three. Seven. Plus. Nothing. I'm just kidding. No, we are two. Can I aid with the power of her? Yes. That works. That's a nine, but then the what the heart test. You cast eldritch energies spring forth from your fingers and fly straight at leap day Lucifer, impacting him, ripping him apart, his very fabric disintegrating. I knew you were a leprechaun. I'm still not. That's the one thing I'm not of all of them. You did it. You've successfully broken the loop and defeated leap day Lucifer. Freedom. I'm going to miss him. Thank you so much everyone. This was a lot of fun. I can't believe how on the dot things ended up being time wise. Again, the crew did a great job, you know, getting running the stream, getting everything here, making sure he's going well. Eddie and Armando doing the writing. Huge, huge shout out to everybody who worked on this. Eddie, Armando, Ariel, Austin, everyone in broadcast helped in some way. We really, really appreciate it. And thank you to everybody who as a part of this became a first member who, who's ready to watch the new episodes tomorrow. We're really excited about that. One last time, I'd like to remind everybody about these new plushies that we have. I think for like another minute, you can go buy one and get 50% off on the other one. We've got these awesome t-shirts. Camper. Camper. We have all these awesome t-shirts of Lake Lilac. Oh, look at that. We have a sleepypeak blanket that you can get if you're a first member. We have new pins. We have a mug. We have a girl boss hat. We have a camp badge. And if you would like to, you could be in the credits yourself. You could be a co-counselor, become an associate producer of Camp Camp. Or you could become a junior counselor and get a special thanks. That'd be cool. But we especially thank everybody. But only if you buy that tier. If not, we don't thank you. I'm just kidding. Thank you everybody so much. Tune in tomorrow, March 1st, 3-1-24. The day we'll never forget to watch, start watching new episodes of Camp Camp on first. And thank you to everybody here. I really appreciate y'all doing this. This is awesome. This is awesome. And a lot of unpredicted things happened. Thanks to Carrie for not knowing how to play Jenga. Jenga was amazing. That was insane. Incredible. Hey, let's make a deal. Four years from now, let's play again. Okay. All right. Same place sometime. Same place sometime. And freeze frame. Yeah.