 One, two, three! Did episode four, Weska boys! This is the first redemption game we've had all season. In my last game, as many of you know, the Milf Hunters fell to what I believe was an inferior opponent. I tried to get fancy, I tried to get points for LeBron, and I didn't play very well. And I took an L. However, with one beautiful pack opening, we somehow managed to pull invincible Jon Marant with the Jon Marant jersey on, it was so fucking hype. I talked about it at the start of that episode that I wanted him. And we made it happen. So in today's episode, you will see a debut of the invincible Jon Marant. And hopefully you'll see an upgrade for LeBron James, who I failed to upgrade last time. But the New York Milf Hunters, in honor of Zach Wilson, have gotta come back, get a redemption W, and move our record to three and one. Now that in mind, taking a peek at the cheat sheets, I can't actually be reincarnated as Zach Wilson, since I do have a loss on the record. Optional Consent Smooch is on the table, as well as a cock-and-ball rating, and playing Madden 23 high, which I very much like to do. So I can only get two more losses if I wanna play Madden 23 high, and that's really what I'm shooting this season. We gotta not do what we did last episode. That was a fluke. Either way, I love how the team looks right now, and we've got one wheel spin. Let's hop right in. All right, I said this last episode too, but I love a center. We were able to get Bulgit in a pack. Let's see what this wheel spin has got. Holy shit. Dude, we already know. Okay, okay, let me explain this one. I could choose one player from a 10K VC bundle. Like for example, I could do end game porzingus and cements, but if I look at the odds on an end game pack, it has a 25% chance to get a 99 plus rated player. And I know it's not a big difference, but the odds on a best of my team super pack is 28%, not to mention we already pulled John Morant in this. Oh, sorry, it says a 10K bundle, it's supposed to say 100K bundle. The idea is I can't get the 20 pack bundle, I can get the 10 pack bundle. MMTypo, whatever dude, you get what I'm saying. I'm open to 10 packs here. I can only take one player though. So let's just hope we get a ton of nasty pulls and we won't have to worry about it. Our first pull, don't be boget. Air Gordon. So worst case scenario, Aaron Gordon. That's still a great pull. The odds say we should get three dark matters. 28% out of 10 packs is 2.8 dark matters. So that's one right there baby, and we got a better Dean Wade. You see that 74 Dean Wade? Shooting guard, number 10. Raptors. Vivintz, Vivintz. Wait, Damar. Wait, that Damar DeRozan is cracked. Listen, I know I'm an MM casual, all right, but I just saw dark matter and Raptors. I thought it might be Vince Carter, but Damar DeRozan, he is really good. All right, pack four out of 10 is dark matter. Back to back. It is a shooting guard, number three. Oh wait, it's a rookie. I totally thought it'd be a rookie because it didn't show a team. That's weird, right? Sure not have shown Miami Heat. Either way, Duane Wade is awesome. That Duane Wade hit a ton of threes in the season finale lap. Oh, I thought I was gonna triple back to back that dark matters. Michael Carter Williams, okay. Probably won't be going with him. Right now I'm kind of between Duane Wade and Air Gordon. She kind of a nasty. I kind of like RJ Barrett. I feel like it'd be stupid not to take a dark matter, but I don't mind. Okay, I'd say I have one more dark matter. It's another animation, Pink Diamond. Power 40th St. Conference. Hornets, 92, 93. Dude, I love Boris the Owl. Oh, shit, we'd upgrade our Boris the Owl. I don't mind that. All right, the odds are evading me. We're getting a lot of Pink Diamonds right now. Ironically, no Galaxy Oppos though. Pogasol wouldn't be too bad either. The odds say I have one more dark matter. I should have eight tenths of a dark matter left. It's gonna have to be the final pack that gets me a dark matter. Boom, one of the odds, baby, I told you. 10 out of 10. The odds never fail. Eastern Conference, power forward, number 14. Kevin Love? Is this Kevin Love? Oh, wait, who is that? Ah, Don Maker. I really don't know who I want right now. I think Don Maker makes the most sense. Putting him in here. Dude, isn't he like gigantic? Oh no, he's only seven foot, 221. He's only got 36 Hall of Fame badges. Okay. What about D-Wade? D-Wade has 34. And who's that other dark matter I got? Oh, Damar. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, this Damar is so nasty. I was doing a work with this Damar last time. I'm going Don Maker. I really would prefer Damar. The only problem is I've already used in Wila 2K both Damar to Rosen and that Dwayne Wade. So it's basically Don Maker or I take a pink diamond. Whoa, he can't play center? All right, I'll start Don Maker at power forward. DeAndre, eight and a center and Durant's gonna come off the bench now. I really don't even mind that. Let's try a new Amethyst center. I'm actually gonna go with Steven Adams. That guy was Steven Adams last game. Shit, I'm gonna be with Steven Adams. He was so good with him. So out of respect for our opponent we'll run Steven Adams, Ibaka, Durant, Dennis Smith, Jamerant off our bench. This works for me. So Ja and Durant come off the bench to score buckets for us. And LeBron is still a liability right now, Loki. LeBron is still very much a liability. I mean, he's a Ruby going up against dark matters. So of course, not his fault. I think once we get to a diamond, I won't be so worried. All right, we just got a Wila 2K challenge wheel and after pulling invincible Ja from our challenge wheel, this makes me really like this right now. Oh, I hate this challenge. We have four attempts at this. Last time I was off by like 0.3 seconds or something. I failed it by like 0.3 seconds. T-Mac, Michael Jordan out of position, Durant, Yao Ming, Zion Williamson. It's a good team, but it's not like crazy cracked. All right, I got a free Luca 3-2 to start this game on. That is not bad. Big focus is that buzzer beater and a LeBron 10 points. Let's get a screen from Bronn. Let's get him on the board here early while he still got a little bit of stamina. Whoa, that was a low screen. God, he gets tired so fast. Bronn is fucking gassed already. Bronn, can you hit one? No shot, you can. No, you can't. Thonmaker, I love you right now. That's what we need. Wow, way to off, way to crash offensive boards. Seven to zero. Is this gonna be, ooh, shit. That's, yeah. That's Yao Ming, Yao Ming, and you know what? I got a few offensive boards last time so we gotta just live with that. He's gonna go over the screen. I'm gonna go under. I'm gonna get, ooh, no. Dude, I'll take all the bills I can get with Ruby LeBron. 71% rips it. Can I green one? Can I green one? 81% though? Not bad. Not a bad start, gentlemen. Ooh, good shot. He greens one. Oh, yes. Yes! Let's go, got him jumping. They should know by now he can't hit that. Oh, rip, LeBron! Oh, he had it. 11 to five, six, go to Bronn. We just need 10. And if I really wanna get spooky, I could go for the LeBron double-double, take them all the way up to Pink Diamond or Galaxy O'Pool. Try to remember what he has. Jaw on MJ. He's gotta pass that, right? I don't know what he was doing. He didn't feel like guarding anyone. He had him jumping like crazy. Hey! He is jumpy. He's very jumpy. I might have to cap. Go, go, go, go, go! 16 to seven looks like Steven Adams is gonna be quite open for a bucket. 18 to seven. Ooh, we need our buzzer beater. Our buzzer beater. Crucial shit. I say shit. Okay, let's just score really quick. Or whatever we do, let's do it really quick. Yup, let's shoot a three with him. Yup, I said that might actually go in. Damn, I know I got to set my feet, but that's unlucky. Give him a shot, give him a shot, give him a shot. Something easy. Yup, that's fine. 13.2, let's do it boys. We're getting our buzzer beater. Okay, 10 seconds. Bring a screen, bring a screen. Get out there. Step back, jaw! Hit it! Shit! Oh, I shot that mad early. Damn. Damn it. Oh, I can get. This points with everybody not named LeBron. Just kidding, I have six with LeBron, right? I'm lying. Go, Bron. Find a way, Bron. Find a way! Even happened. Bro, like literally how does that happen? Yes. Yes. Yes! Just stand there and wait patiently. That's the meta. Eight points. Step back. Ah, damn it. I gotta figure out the difference between a step back and a fucking layup. What are you like, are you doing a wheel of 2K where you have to hit a shitty three? They're just horrible shots he's putting up. Mate, why are you so jumpy? Not even proud of this one right here. This guy's just a goofball. He's gonna shoot a three. I would bet anything. He's just gonna stand there and shoot that. Listen, man, I'll put up an 80 bomb on you if you're really gonna make me. Ooh, good move. That's how I have to go for the buzzer beater. That is exactly what I need to do for my buzzer beater. Pull up with Jorda's bad shot. Okay, yep, yep. So I'll have time for a buzzer beater here when he shoots this trash shot. No, shit, I'm in the bonus. Wait, that's bad actually. He's stupid enough to where if I just gave him the shot though he's just gonna take it. He's not gonna save for last shot. He's just gonna hook up some bullshit. Dude, don't do this. Huck a shot. Out of bounds, racers ball? How? Oh, did we just steal it? 1.1 for the milk hunters. 1.1 to hit my buzzer beater. Go Luca, go Luca, go Luca! There, that was the worst shot ever. Dude, it was there. An absolute massacre, 45-21. I can't hit a buzzer beater right now though. For the LeBron, yes, yes. So I could do 20 points LeBron or I could do double, double LeBron. Either will give me two upgrades. This is a perfect game for it. Let's go for the assist. Yes, there's Tom Maker. We're going double, double LeBron. This guy is so dog water, it's not even funny. I just, I mean, come on. 52 to 31, he's gonna shoot three. I'm gonna almost swat it. Probably should've gotten a foul, but I won't complain. Let's just go screen and roll. Keep it simple. We know basketball. We know basketball, a little bit at least. Back to Stephen, free bucket. That's an assist. Look at Stephen Adams, dude. Hey Stephen Adams, these reverse layups and shit. LeBron's got six assists now. Can LeBron hit that? Ooh. Oh, there's 23.5 though. I let him shoot. Yes. Oh, nice screen. It's gonna be you, Jah. You're gonna be the one who does it. I got the jersey on, I pulled him. I got a trust Jah here. 12, 11, foul. Why am I not fouling? Time out. 6.3, get it in. Yes, five, four, three, two, one. He's set, he's open. What? What? Only one more shot at it. Eight assists LeBron. Eight assists. Durant. See, like, I hit that shit with Durant. Maybe I gotta let Durant take my buzzer beater, bro. But that should be the ninth assist for LeBron. LeBron double-double is two upgrades, boys. One pass, cross court. Oh, wait, look at that. Greens it. Grades for LeBron, huge. I'm the best at that shot. At least in my very limited duffy of shots that I'm good at, the left side step back might be what I have to go for. My God. Well, I hit everything but the buzzer beater, bro. 22 for Duka. Dukie pookie donch, itch. What's that move? What the fuck was that move? That was disgusting. Five fucking marbles right here, boys. Leaving it Luca's hands. All the marbles! Five, four, go. Step back, Luca. No! Damn, go all the time out. Is there any way I could have salvaged that? Milf Hunters, 26 to Luca, 15 to Kevin Durant. 13 to Talon LeBron. I should be excited. I have two upgrades for LeBron and a W, so I lock in. I lock in Thon Maker. I am absolutely unequivocally haunted by that challenge. So we skip Diamond LeBron. I think we move straight to Pink Diamond LeBron. Yeah, that is a massive upgrade. No longer liability, Pink Diamond LeBron James. Next upgrade is Galaxy Opal, and after that is Dark Matter. All right, moving into episode number five. We have no center, no backup shooting guard, backup power forward or backup center. Thon Maker's probably not making it to my end team and LeBron, Pink Diamond, so two upgrades away from his end game. All right, boys, big dull redemption game. I hate the Puzzle Reader Challenge. I'll be able to do it next game with no challenge, too. That's what's so annoying. All right, boys, I love you all. See you in the next video. Peace.