 Why are you making that face? What? Can you just tell me? How would you feel? About letting me give you a beautiful set of acrylic nails. Are you kidding me? On my hands? On your hands? They don't come off. Well, we can soak them off. Can I have a guarantee that I won't have them by tomorrow? I can guarantee you won't have them. Finish the sentence. I'm pretty sure you won't have them by tomorrow. Ever since I did acrylic nails and toenails, people just want me to give them to you, so... What is wrong with you? So much. Okay, fine. Yay! On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you? The lens retracting back into the camera excited. Welcome back to another episode of I'm bored and Julian's an incredibly good sport. I thought the most acrylic videos I ever was gonna make is too. Like I did my fingers and my toes and that was it. But you know what? People keep asking me to do your nails, which I feel like it's... Why? Why do you keep asking? You should have stopped it too. Do I get a foot massage at the end? No. Do I get a leg massage at the end? No, this isn't my kind of care. Do I get a butt massage at the end? No. Why am I here? When is it being a good sport gonna start benefiting me? You can channel your inner Kylie Jenner. All right, now I'm excited. That's all you had to say. Now, kiss. This might be a problem because you got big ol' fingernails. How am I gonna get that out of here? All right, hold on. How in the fuck am I gonna get this on? Look it, I have to flatten it all the way out. Where you just put it, like have it perched. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Explain the process. I don't even know what's happening. I'm gluing a tip onto your finger. You've seen me do these videos. You know how this works. Yeah, but when you make me watch you do your nails, I just, I channel in like a blackout mode. You're gonna have to use the thumbnail on all of my nails. I know I really am though. We're gonna work. Oh dude, why is it on there, dude? Stop touching me. I don't like it. Can you get this off? When does the foot massage happen? Boy, there is no foot massage. There was talk of a foot massage. No, there is no foot massage. Okay, can I have a foot massage? Can I pay extra for a foot massage? No. Do you like your nails so far? No, I hate it. I can't even relax my fucking hands. Your hands looked so relaxed right now. Look at that. You look like Peter Griffin. Stop. You have to be careful with them because that glue will come undone. What? I just scratched my nail with my nail. Enough under your breath comments about how fucking big my fingers are. Where are you going? Give me your hand. I pray. Give me your hand. Give it back. This never ever happens again. Do you have a lion waiting out the door? Yeah, I'm very, very, very, very busy. I don't see anyone and it took me five hours to find someone. Oh, you have like a giant cut. Yeah, I told you I cut my thumb. Wait, so I don't know if this is a good idea. That's like a gash. Gash smash. It looks like you need like stitches. I'm just like dripping blood out of your salon. What if you came to a salon with an open wound like it's an ER? Step one is done. The ogre nails are covered. That was the easy part. Let me see. Two thumbs up. Don't, don't, okay, stop. What? What? I'm being normal. I don't know what you want from me. Okay? I'm ready once you stop talking. It looks like really good on you. Really? Yeah. Oh girl, fuck it up. They add so much to right away. What? Okay, this is kind of fun. I don't fucking mind this. So I'm gonna put some priming liquid on here. Are you okay? I swear to God, every year I get older more of those sounds come out of my body and I don't know why. All right, so I forget how to... What the fuck, dude? Oh, I got some on your finger, huh? Oh, that's your skin. Does that feel, baby? Not good. I feel like if I pull it off, my whole nail will come off. Yeah. Wait, are you serious? This is fucked. That's how you have to soak you in acetone. My whole body? Yeah, your whole body. There's plenty of boys that have acrylic nails, so you're in good company. Worst case scenario, I can't get these off, but... That is absolutely a worst case scenario. So you can't even make a fist? No. To the end, don't stroke me. Everything I do, I'm afraid I'm gonna break my nail. Me. I'm not even joking. Me. This looks beautiful. You have these tan hands and pink nail beds. You look beautiful. This looks like you put popsicle sticks on a sausage. It looks like my fingers have chef hats on. I kind of just want to play with it. It looks so fun to play with. Why do you think I like doing this? Oh, I kind of fucked this one. Yeah, this one's butt. I think that they should be dry by now. It really looks good, though. Honey, I know. You're really pulling it off. Don't do that. Oh, my God. I just did your nails for you. Give them an up close. Oh, my God. What? Serving fierce vibes. Something tells me that you actually like... I'm like the ultimate universe James Charles who sucks at makeup. Like the glasses and the hat and the nails, though. I am serving James Charles vibes. But like the type that isn't talented. Like that. I'm talented in other ways. You gonna let me do things yet? I'm capable. Okay, this up. Queen, give me something harder. Why don't you pet the dogs? No, no, pet him. Would you pet him with your nails or your hand? Not joyful whatsoever. I feel like my hands are the claw machine at the arcade. That isn't how you would pet her. Okay, come here. Does it feel good? No, it can't. What are you trying about? Ow, ow, ow. So you would type with the nails? Well, how the fuck? What else, dude? How else, dude, you? Ah, this is the best video today. It just regrets. I really know it. This fucking sucks. Julian! There's no way I'm going to be able to do this. All right, now you're just... You know, dramatic James. I can't, I can't do... It hurts. No, it doesn't. It's fine. No, that's cheating. No, you're doing it from the wrong side. You don't peel the hands from this side? Are you kidding me? No. I always peel the hands like this. How long have we been dating? You've never seen me peel the hands? Oh, queen. It's gone. That's all it is. You gave me these tools I can do with them as I please. This is... Julian, this is vile. Okay, no. You have to pick it up. It's like that scene in Family Guy, where he's trying to move the dead cat. That is disgusting. Fuck, I can't put any pressure on that. Come on, guys. He did that just now. God. Hi, Kermit. Your daddy wants to pet you. I can't grip him. I can't grip him. I can't grip him on her. What do I do? It's like grip. He just easier because he jumps up. Let me go touch marbles. Let me even do it. You can do it. Just put your finger on it, babe. You still have your fingertips. How? Like that. God. Okay, that is so dramatic, Julian. Aw, he made a little snore. He's getting banana all over his chest. Julian, ew. No. Ready? I'm going to type in a really special number. I can't even unlock my phone. No, you can itch yourself. Oh, it hurts. I'm going to say hi to our son over here. Hi, son. Hi. Hope I can get them off, but I don't know. That's not funny. I'm serious. I know I can get the tips off. I don't know about all the acrylics. Okay, tell me what you're doing before you do it. I'm just filing it a little bit so that the acetone gets in there real good in minutes. So how does it feel? I feel like I haven't even... What is wrong with you? That hurts so bad. Stop it. Honey, what do you got? No, there's a price. You're not robbing me. Okay, no. You know what? Hold on. You're doing it with banana. Ew. It's going to be acetone flavored banana. Flavored acetone. You're like legitimately scared that she's going to do it. I like that ad. Try to eat the banana out of your nails. I know. He's such our son. He's such our son. Always eating everything he could. Like what a son of a sex son. He started to really put things in his cheeks too. Yeah. He's so sexed. He's so sexed. So how long do we keep this on for? Five, ten minutes. Well that's a big gap. I mean that's two of one time. Look at this blood bath. You're going to have someone here. Are you cool with that? I'm 100% not. Ew. Julian. You did it? Oh hell yeah girl. I love you girl. Ew. Leave. So we're actually broken up now. Because you just did that. And it was nasty. Yeah he's live footage of our break up. Pretty live streaming our break up. Oh my god. Easy with the cutes. You got sensitive cutes. If this isn't peel porn, I don't know what it is. Ah god damn it. No. Peel porn. Yay. Whoa you did it. Did that feel better? I'm sick. Well Julian, was it worth it? It was actually kind of interesting to feel how that was though. It sucks right? Yeah I don't know why. I honestly don't know why anyone can do that. Do you want to rub this on the other ones? Now that they're gone though I kind of miss them. Trigidia. Yeah. I feel like a little part of you actually really liked it. Once you have them on, gets you a little in the mood. For what? Not like sex stuff. You're like in the mood. For tea? For tea. See that doesn't look as good as yours. It doesn't. Thanks for letting me do your nails. I love you so much. But I would love you more if you had acrylic nails all the time. No you wouldn't. Because I wouldn't do a single dish. I wouldn't do anything around the house. I think we would just pile up. You would really piss me off. Yeah. We had some good quality time together right? And we just, we were on the table a little bit. I know but there's no bonding like ruining a table together. Don't be sick. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. Put it on your views every Wednesday slash Thursday. Julie and thank you. Oh my God this is not for your skin. This is like a hundred grit. So tomorrow do you want to go to the nail salon and both get real acrylics? Yeah. You want to do it at like 1 a.m. in a mile? Throw up in a one right? I'll see you guys next week. Bye. Take about you guys.