 It's leaking yours is leaking big time. I've got a good noise, okay? Okay from the top from the here we go Zach like let's hello My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb and we're all fired up at John boy media here Because it's baseball week opening day is on Thursday, but first Jake the basketball. What happened Jim? We're in the elite eight. They're still playing games Monday Tuesday night, so that's a little different than normal Jim UCLA Akla was the big game yesterday. They beat Bama Slash Bama beat themselves 11 of 25 from the free throw line Tim. That's 44 percent Uncontested shots you're they're free you're supposed to get free throw You think you could do better than 11 for 25 if we got you a hoop and a ball right away for sure It'd be tight I don't think I could the other top-seated Michigan beat Florida State says here on my sheet Yeah, I don't really care and the other the other thing that people Gonzaga. They're undefeated the Zags They think they're America's darling. Mm-hmm. They're not man. They're like annoying Yeah, I don't think anyone from that region of the US could ever be America's darling Was specifically Washington and Oregon the two states there. Let's go ducks. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah, besides the Oregon ducks It's just kind of a Gonzaga thing. No one likes you that much. Sorry Zags You're everyone's like second favorite team because they can just name you baseball's back and it's better than ever Hey now, hey now Baseball's back. That's a good shot. I hit the lens perfectly Tim this week in almost a breakdown We're going to the wide world of golf your guy Wesley Brian. You're always talking about him I like him and what he does out there. He hit a ball into the swamp lands of Jersey Bruce Springsteen Wrecking ball great song. Anyway, he had a ball into the mud and instead of just like taking the strokes and dropping He got down to a skivvies and he he tied his shirt up like a little how like you make like a bikini out of your shirt I seen you do that a ton a ton almost like out of almost like your natural reaction to put your shirt like that He does that and then he kind of like duff's the first shot and has to another shot And I think tie up the shirt which again in hindsight that seems like was it necessary went a little far Well, here's whenever I do that. I've gone a little far. It was just being cute And when you break that first shot, it's over Do you shoot your teeth? I think I shot directly my front teeth that just sprayed that was what I was nervous about That was my tongue that was your tongue and it just I got some it's just a hard backboard. I guess it's a shooter Yeah, one to ten the name Wesley Brian three two one zero. Yeah, I knew you're gonna be bad. That's not that's a bad name You just set me up to be a jerk. Yes. Okay. Cool. All right I think I'll have myself over here more sports speaking of jerks and NFL ref. What happened an NFL ref Tim Peel his name one to ten three two one seven. Yeah, Tim Peel Is what his boss has told him All right, so there's any NHL rap So Tim Peel was caught on Mike saying It wasn't much, but I wanted to get a fucking penalty against Nashville It wasn't much, but I wanted to get a fucking penalty Nashville basically saying like I just needed to get a penalty against them as a makeup call or make good call cuz he There was a call earlier. That wasn't much. I don't know they fired him I'd love to see the group chat between all the NHL raps like sorry Timmy Obviously, we all been there, but we can't publicly defend you because it's an unwritten rule of reffing if there's like three Half-owls and none of them have been called Then you got to call the next half-owl. So that's kind of what this guy did I'm just very much caught up in the head of the NHL referees being an old Yosemite Sam type Get out of here Tim Peel Let's move on to not sports Jake Environmental scientist has issued a warning that says penises are shrinking because of pollution now Scientist Shanna Swan Says babies are being one out of ten Shanna Swan three two one four Okay Shanna Swan babies are being born with smaller penises due to rising pollution levels In her new book called countdown Dr. Swan writes that every member of humanity faces an existential crisis because of plummeting fertility rates. So Shanna Swan show me the data is there. How are you comparing penises today of babies to penises of yesteryear of babies? Is my baby penis measurement on record somewhere? Have we been measuring baby penises for decades for her to compare and contrast? I don't think so nice to meet you Tim Peel. I'm Shanna Swan and I know baby dicks You know what? I got a book idea. I'm gonna write about the declining size of baby penises You're arrested Shanna I try to do that. I'm in a lot of trouble, man. What are we talking about here baby dicks How is how did the publishers allow this to go through? She does not have data. They have not been measuring baby penises For years, but they are dude. You think so. Yeah, like they do a study in Asia. Oh congrats on your baby Well, you're thinking like they're small, right? I'm assuming so like the differences in size here. It's not like we're gonna get like a nine-inch or an a four-inch or We're talking about like Millimeters so if they are measuring them enough to see differences like she's getting in there Yeah, I mean whenever you never if you're measuring a penis you're getting in there. You're not my god middle school me You think I was just getting a lazy fiver. Oh, you were Jamming that down extra three inches just from the fatness of the foopa area. All right. Anyway lock Shanna Swan up It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week Giving it to Trevor Plouf because he's leaving California and he's coming to New York for opening day and You know one of the softest men on the planet leaving one of the softest states and we applaud him for that Those are gonna come back to bite you a lot softness Yeah, so in this episode I ripped on Washington, Oregon, California Shanna Swan Trevor Plouf Wesley Brian's name and Trevor Plouf Tim Peele's boss is no one safe That was a weekly