 if there's anybody watching. I'm gonna play this home star halloween hygen seat game in this little unannounced live stream. It's 2 30 p.m on the west coast. First thing we need to do is install the game. I've got it downloaded here in hygen seat. Actually, I don't think I need to install it. I think I just run it. Let's see. I'm going to copy it over to my my C drive. See what happens if I run it from my external drive. It might be slow. Windows is slowing down at copying this. It's only, there we go. What was that all about? A double click on it says Windows protected your PC. Microsoft Defender smart screen. I've been at an unrecognized app. The only option is a button that says don't run. But I do want to run it. Okay. Unknown publisher. Now there's a button that says run anyway. Okay. I'm going to run it anyway. Stinking Windows Defender. Okay, here we go. Window capture three. Power halloween. Cation audio hide and seek. Whoops. Oh man. Everybody hid before I could see how they dressed up this year. How will I tell them how much I really like they'll insert incorrect interpretation costume. That's like half my whole deal. I got to go find everybody. Everybody needs to turn the volume down. Okay. This is a leafy tree. Press pause and options. Each volume. Turn it down a bit. Music volume down quite a bit. Effects volume down. Up titles on. Okay. Let me resume. Yeah, I had not intended to start this game. So quickly. As soon as I clicked on it, it started. Ladder. Should I get that laddle or use that laddle? See get me or see use me. Voice is still too damn loud. Use a ladder. It is way more spacious up here than I thought. I love King's Quest spatial physics. King's Quest spatial physics. Pause options. Each volume needs to go way down. Okay. Let's talk to strong said. I found you totally found you strong said. Now to reveal your weirdly pedestrian costume. My soul is ready. There's Mike Dawson from Darkseed. The voices are still way way too loud. What is this? I just found you so you can leap to this splash screen. Who's the gnome from Samorost? Okay. Slap Silly came in. Hi Slap. Saying Sid Hoffman, Sid Frenchman. Okay, so that's a reference I don't get. Apparently the choices for the ladder were some reference that I'm not getting. If you want to explain, please go ahead. Yeah, it was Homsar. Slap Silly is a homestar completist. Okay. I got his King's Quest gag. I love King's Quest spatial physics. Sid Gettman. Ow. Who's the field? The gremlin. Somebody's got to be hiding in this old jalopy. Oh, grimdang. It's locked. I need to grim find the grim key for that gremlin. I need to grim find the grim key for that gremlin. Marzipan. Okay. Slaps is in the email. Was that Popeye? Strongbad was asked what he thought HR and Marx would do on a date. Wishberry. That looked like the... Sounds like there's something big whistling about in there. I should wait until it rears it's a surely ugly head before I strike. Okay, we'll wait. Sounds like there's something big whistling about in there. I should wait until it rears it's a surely ugly head before I strike. Come out, poopspin. I totally saw you. Man, smelled you from like three screens away. Well, this is it. I found you. I cast thee into the screen of costume revelation. Who sent this cob from the speaker of Mucky Island? I don't know that one. Let's look at the bush barrier again. Hey, the grodyman left his shovel in here. I'll just cram it into my cape. The grodyman. Okay. Slaps says, uh, Strongbad was asking what he thought Homestar Runner and Marzipan would do on a date, and he makes her play a guessing game as to what he would say next between those two Sid choices. Hmm. Slaps saying relatively obscure costumes this year. This is a, um, this is a remake of, uh, Halloween game from like the year 2000. Yeah, they just, they re-released it this year with Doc, Doc, Doc, Marzipan. I know you just went home to make pumpkin soup instead of actually hiding. Come on out so that I can find you. I'm trying out a heatless approach to the Maillard reaction and it's taking a while. Come on, hey, I want to see your costume. It's just some obscure old video game reference people probably won't even get. Now unless you've got another way for me to brown this pumpkin, go away way. Hmm. This is ridiculous. Please come out so I can get great. This is ridiculous. No, important pumpkin- Okay, so we exhausted the choices there. Because all of this is ringing a bell for me. I've played this before. But even though the graphics look 2000s-ish. A tree-hole. I love peeping in tree-holes. Apparently you- Hey, it's an old car key in here. Apparently they've updated. It's a car tree keyhole. Oh, old car key. Now it's just full of cool, dead, gross stuff that I can't click on. Cool, dead, gross stuff. Okay. Let's see if this key walks. But the key got stuck in the lock and the door was rusted open. A real precision auto, this one. The door's rusted open. Let's see, obvious exits are trunk button and gross lodging. Hey, I sure was just hiding in that trunk. Suddenly not taking up permanent residence therein. BT Dorbs, did you know you can cook up a hat dog inch by inch with an old cigarette lighter? Well, coach, you've been found. Any last words? Crap, I am. Is that a word? How about mongol word? Am I getting close? Hang on. Doop, Tetler. That's gotta be. These are all 1990s games. Let's get that grody latte. Let's see. Obvious exits are trunk button and gross lodging. Ooh, it's a strong, mad, oyster, smoothie breath cake on pit lodging. I can't wait to tuck it into my deal pants. My deal, deal, pants. It didn't need to be that gross. Just oyster would have been enough. All right, Bubs. King of town. Big surprise I found you. Man doesn't count if I'm still bouncing. This way, what type of rules are those? Turkish, Swedish, Amish rules. You can't find me until I stop bouncing. What's with all the bouncing? You trying to twist it out? I accidentally swallowed a whole wrapped cake five bar. I'm trying to bounce it back up so I can save her at this time. Hey, Tile Lee Gross. Um, King of town, you know you're supposed to be hiding white. Oh, dang, you knew it was me? I was hoping that me doing actual physical activity would throw you off. I won't lie. I am astounded your heart hasn't exploded. I also swallowed a defibrillator earlier, so I'm good. You're mine. Ooh, a perfectly good puppet kid. I taste it. It's a nice wall over here. Dang. Dang, dang. That's a real nice wall. The whole place is empty, except for a little note on the back door that I can't read from here. If only original Bubs were still around. He'd be able to see that note from here. Original Bubs. Hey, strongman. I found your, um, hiding spot. This is the only place big enough to obscure me. Totally get it, squirrelman. But I think you're good. So go wait in the spooky woods. Technically still hiding because I'm behind the Bubs. Ugg. To you I say Ugg. Orange type. Can you maybe move? I need to get into Bubs. Maybe he's finally got more pine scented elf, western or flavored donuts back in stock. No way. Then I won't be hiding anymore until I've found it. All the sense make. Okay, so this is, this is the new trend. These characters insist on not being found. Okay. Hey, strongman. Are you back here waiting for someone to sell you some genuine witches boo? Because I just mind no guy. This is already on trap. Okay. Wait to her. Why should I punkinate that? Okay. I just can't dig it. Okay. That doesn't need the nastiest thing, ever. Oh wait. Perhaps the king don't need it. Perhaps the king don't want it. Oh wow. Okay. Oh, of course. If it's food, you must have to give it to the king. Or have you know there are two food related items in this game? And you don't give me either. Okay. I already tried both of them. So there's not news. Milo, what's it? Dang. A stylish pile. Dang, dang. Pile for miles. Oh boy. This is going to take a while. Phew. I've been hiding where we pooped a bit now. Oh, the jibblies painting. Oh hey, quick take. So that's where you've been. Come on in here to my inventory. Yeah, slapped as a surprise to see the jibblies painting too. There's still plenty of what's it down there. But now there's a big open space in front of the castle. I guess that's a plus. That item does not need to get wound down. I suppose I could scrape this pumpkin across the poo ground for reasons I know. Let's do it. Ew. It like instantly rotted the pumpkin and toned it all wild. Which I guess is to be expected. A brown pumpkin. Okay, that's what Marzipan needed. Looks like someone's hiding up in the castle. But that window is so high up. That's a good thing I got one of these. That's not quite tall enough. Despite what other graphics might tell you. Maybe there's another way to get up there. Okay. I don't need to give that the jibblies. Why can't I? Okay, I have to do them in order. Thanks for finding me. And the rats kept cheating at rock, paper, orange, flipper. Consider yourself. Day of the tentacle. Bub's is hoagy from Day of the tentacle. Good time. Wow, yeah. This isn't just a rat speak easy. There's a secret tunnel in here. Let's see where it goes. Whoa. Whoa. There's a secret tunnel from the king's castle to Marzipan's house. As a character in a point and click game, that is super convenient. But as a boyfriend, it is beyond his story. Okay. Yep. Toad's worst. I can just smell the hummus and the natural styles of that pumpkin. Get it here. Bulled you. It was a poo pumpkin. You are Benny's head forthwith to the spooky ones end screen. Marzipan is tricksy the giraffe-knit girl from what? Okay, I guess I'm done with that. Oh, the secret tunnel. Okay. Well, what do I do now? Hi, Ivory. The laddle's not quite tall enough. Despite what other graphics might tell you. Maybe there's another way to get up there. I'm playing the Homestar Halloween hide and seek game from back in 2000. They re-released it this year with updated graphics. They look the same to me, but I think what's different is that the aspect ratio. See, this is filling up my whole screen. I'm not sure anyway. You give a latte to the Ghibli's painting? No. Okay. This is going to take some doing. Let's see if we can scare him. I say giant hamster. Can I interest you in some fine arts? Yep. Wow, that worked great. Yeah, that did. But the Ghibli's painting poofed a powder in my purple pants. Almost gave myself the Ghibli's. Just saying that out loud. Character from Grim Pandango. I'm just going to open right on up this heel and all right here. Here's the note. It says down, white, left, up. Apparently, Bubs is just down, right, left, up. Is that better or worse than being down, right, fed up? Okay, that was how to open the secret tunnel, which I already did. And that's what he said when he saw Bubs. He said, I'm down, right, left, up with you. That's funny. I'm so smart, I'm doing things out of order. Okay, Bubs concession stand. What am I missing here? I've already looked in the tree hole. Now it's just full of cool dead gross stuff that I can't click on. Put this in here. I don't need to put that in the tree hole. I don't need to get up in this tree. I can tell what a dragon is from downhill. No leaves, no fruit, not even a wretched old crow to pluck out bits of my brain. I don't need to put that in the tree hole. Okay, what do we do then? This thing is either the end boss from a shmup or a giant broccoli. Or both. Um, everybody's asked me, what is my bond with this game? I was a Homestar fan from way back. I started watching Homestar back in like 2008, 2007, 2008. Yeah, I played all these games and watched all the strong bad emails. The last couple of years they've made new Homestar cartoons. Two or three times, very rarely. And this year they updated one of their old, uh, Homestar Halloween cartoons. Oh, Homestar is new to you, Ivory? Wow. That surprises me. You should definitely, uh, what's a little, like, space quest? It's supposed to. All these characters, he's finding our characters from the Homestar universe and they're all dressed like characters from 1990s point of click games. He looks here like he's dressed like the guy from King's Quest. Um, you know what? Maybe, I mean, I'm supposed to drink the latte, you know? A shovel latte? No, I gotta take the secret tunnel. Yeah, Ivory, you need to get on, uh, you need to get on YouTube and start watching Homestar Runner cartoons from back in the early 2000s. These guys, the Chapman Brothers started making, uh, Homestar, uh, animated cartoons in, like, 1998, 1999. Super early internet stuff. And, uh, in the early 2000s it took off like crazy. They made hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of cartoons. And they're some of the most original and hilarious stuff. Um, uh, do you remember, um, that cartoon, that Disney cartoon from a few years ago called, um, Gravity Falls? I remember watching that and just being super entertained by it. And, uh, near the end of the run of the show, I was just shaking my head and I was, I was literally asking myself, how can this show be so funny? How can it be so full of great cultural reference and just be so, the, the dialogue and, and everything just be so outrageously funny. And then, and I never pay attention to the credits very much. Um, you know, even, you know, considering who I am and what I do and how much of a sci-fi fan and book reviewer I am, I, I generally don't pay that much attention to the credits on TV shows that I watch. And then, and then one dot, one, uh, one day I noticed, uh, uh, the Chapman Brothers in the credits of, uh, Gravity Falls. And I was like, no wonder. It's, Home Star Runner is writing Gravity Falls. I have to put the long tape. That item does not need to get wound down. That doesn't need the nastiest thing, Evel. I know I've done this before. I'm really surprised that you've not heard of, uh, Home Star Runner, Ivory. I'm very surprised. Do you remember a meme from about 10 years ago called, uh, um, uh, about a dragon named, uh, um, oh, uh, Slap Silly helped me out. The dragon, the name of the dragon. Um, if I hadn't tried to think of his name, I would have been able to say it. But the moment I tried to think of the dragon's name, I can't think of it. That's, um, Ivory says I was out of the country in Romania from 2007 to 2016, so I missed a lot. Trogdor, right, Slap. Trogdor, Ivory, have you ever seen the, the Trogdor memes? Trogdor, the, the dragon comes from, uh, Home Star Runner. Ivory says no. She hasn't seen Trogdor. Okay, that's, that surprises me once again. Um, what do I do here? It says down, right, left, up. Apparently, Bubs is just down, right, left, up. Is that better or worse than being down, right, fed up? Oh, I can go inside, Bubs. Okay. Y'all, I don't need anything from inhale, aren't it? Besides, he's been out of Big League 2 for years. Big League 2. Slap Silly wants me to dig more poop. I thought I tried doing that. First earth. I've Smithed all I can. Anymore shoveling would just be an insult to the poop at this point. I've Smithed all I can. Yeah. Maybe I just have to look at the window again. Looks like someone's hiding up in the castle. But that window is so high up. Looks like someone put that window. No. I just can't dig it. I'm combining the shovel with the ladder. What do I do? I don't need to do nothing inhale. Hmm. Maybe I put the ladder in the secret tunnel. I don't need to do nothing inhale. No. The ladder isn't high enough. The ladder's not quite tall enough, despite what other graphics might tell you. Maybe there's another way to get up there. Climb the tree. Which tree are you talking about? I looked at the tree hole. I've tried to put everything in the tree hole. Okay. I put the ladder back there. Sid Yuzaman. Okay. I found Homsar up there, and I found Strongsad up here. Is this another? Oh, there's another. I can't go any further. I found seven of eleven. Wow. There's four more. I know the king of town. I know where the king of town is. And I know that Strongbad is going to be hiding in the castle. But who else is left? Pom Pom? I haven't found Pom Pom. And the cheat. No, I haven't found the cheat. So I know where... I know where the king of town is. I know that Strongbad is going to be at the end of the game, but we have to find Pom Pom and the cheat. I know none of this means anything to Ivory. What do we do here? Let's see. Obvious exits are all trunk button. That doesn't need the nastiest thing ever. I just can't dig it. Let's see. Obvious exits are all trunk button. We've already done the trunk button. Is this just a matter of finding... finding a single pixel somewhere? Is this the kind of thing it is? Or... Oh, the moon. Uh-oh. Oh, oh, nothing without my dinosaur pie. And when the twirling walls surround you, you know it. Thank you. That didn't have anything to do with the moon. It's just a song I've been workshopping. Thanks for listening. Dinosaur pie, okay? I don't remember that. That doesn't need the nastiest thing ever. I just can't dig it. None of these stars are responding. Wait, did something light up there? Or was it the marzipans? I might have to start a new game and do more of the dialogue because I've been skipping all the dialogue. You know what? Whoops. Let's... Slap is offering to look for a hint. Not yet. VidElectrix. Ivory. VidElectrix is their fake... uh, their fake game company name. Made with Unity and Adventure Creator. Oh, they recreated it from scratch, I guess, with Unity. Okay, so there's King of Town, the Strong Mad, there's Bubbs, there's uh... Oach Zee, there's Marzipan, there's Homestar, Strong Sad, Strong Mad. No, that's Pom Pom. There's Homsar, there's the Poopsmith. Who the hell is this? This must be the cheat. But this is who we're supposed to find. One, two, three, four, five, six, eight, nine, ten, eleven. Who in the world is this? Oh, that's Strong Bad by default. Everybody hid before I could see how they dressed up this year. How will I tell them how much I really like them? Insert incorrect interpretation. Costue. That's like half my whole deal. I gotta go find everybody, everybody. Look in the tree hole. A tree hole? I love peeping in tree holes. Hey, there's an old cocky in here. It's a car tree keyhole. Car tree keyhole. Should I get that laddle or use that laddle? Sid Getman or Sid Usman? Sid Usman. It is way more spacious up here than I thought. I love King's Quest's spatial physics. You look shady. So what is the actual deal with this tree? Oh, you know, just your standard threshold between realms. Where reality is thin and the other side begins to poke through. It might make your wildest fantasies come true. Or it might drive you mad. I said the actual deal. I don't know. Probably just forced perspective or some ad. Gee, strong said. You sure look shady. Oh, blazoned up and hiding in a tree that doesn't obey the laws of time and space. One might think. Don't say it. That you are trying to sell me. Don't finish that sentence. Is that witches' boo? Oh, look, somebody I need to block on YouTube. Okay, that's done. Ivory, these characters, Homestar Runner, was originally created for a children's book that these guys wrote. He was named Homestar Runner because he was supposed to be the world's greatest athlete. And the generic bad guy who was cheating at the at the big running contest, he had a generic villain name. He was named Strong Bad. And he wears like a red and black wrestler mask. And they turned these characters into this ongoing cartoon that they were making for the internet. And over the years, they introduced Strong Bad's brothers, Strong Mad and Strong Sad. So that's where the names come from. Okay, I'm just telling them I found you. I found you totally found you, Strong Sad. Now to reveal your weirdly pedestrian costume. My soul is ready. Strong Sad is Mike Dawson from Dark Seed. Okay. And this character we're about to look at now, his name is Homsar. And the name Homsar comes from a letter that some kid wrote them and they misspelled Homestar. They spill it Homsar. So they created like a like like a half a half poorly drawn brain damaged character named Homsar. Homsar is known from Samorost. Samorost is not a 1990s game. I'm gonna think of it. It's a recent point and click game. Yeah, Strong Bad is what I said. Iris says I'm very into Strong Bad. Wait, you know Strong Bad, but you don't know Homestar Runner or or Trogdor? How? How? Wait, how is that possible? Yeah, I don't get it. Me no get. Iris says I have all the Samorost. Yeah, me too. Those are neat little games. And those are designed to look like 1990s throwbacks. How? He's a gremlin. Somebody's got to be hiding in this old Jalopy. Oh, Grimjang. It's locked. Hmm. Hi, Iris. It's a blind spot, I guess. Yeah, there's so much Strong Bad stuff online. I guess you could it's possible to see a few Strong Bad things and think they're funny and not realize that they come from a much, much larger universe. A much, much larger universe. I need to Grim Find or Grim Key for that Gremlin. You know, Slap to the Gremlin might be an easter egg if we find the actual Gremlin. If we do something to find the Gremlin, you'll do the little Gremlin dance. Let's see if this key works. But the key got stuck in the lock and the door was rested open. Or it was rested open. A real precision auto, this one. I've read, by the way, all the voices in this game and in the Home Star cartoons, they're all done by one guy. Except Marzipan, she's the only girl. Let's see, obvious exits all. Trunk button and ghost lodging. Hey, I sure was just hiding in that trunk. And definitely not taking up permanent residence therein. BT Dorbs, did you know you can cook up a hat dog inch by inch with an old cigarette lighter? Yeah, Marzipan is the only girl. And that's how she introduces herself. She says, I'm Marzipan. I'm the only girl. Coach D, how long have you been in there? At least since spring training. Or maybe it was two a days. Either way, don't look in the spare there. They'll tell. Yeah, you know, the spare. In case you get the flair there. Got any more hot living in derelict cars, chips? If you scratch your little face on the back of one of the seat headrests, you've got a lifelong companion. Cool, forget I asked. Oh, Coach, you've been found. Any last words? Crabamp? Is that a word? How about Mongol word? Am I getting close? Hang on. Doop, Tetler. He is Malcolm from Legend of Corandia 3. Let's see. Obvious exits are trunk button and gross latte. Oh, it's a strong, mad, oyster, smoothie, breath, caked, armpit latte. I can't wait to tuck it into my d.o. pens. My d.o. d.o. pens. Sounds like there's something big whistling about in there. I should wait until it reels its assuredly ugly head before I strike. Here we go. You can come out, Poopspin. I totally saw you. Man, smelled you from like three screens away. Are you wearing a button that says, Ask me about Peasant's Quest 2? Peasant's Quest 2 is a graphical text adventure of fairly large proportions. Join Fairly Dashing as she works to avenge her brother's death at the hands of the Bernonator. Coming 1F to a CGA-enabled PC near you. Died me up! The Peasant's Quest games are actually real. It really is astonishing how these guys they'll make up these silly references just for the sake of a joke and the cartoon. And then they'll make an actual fully functioning game that you can go play. Yeah, that's the other game. Peasant's Quest and Peasant's Quest 2. And they just released another Homestar game just recently. What was it called? I forget. Anyway, it was just a recent. This was just a few months ago. This is earlier this year, I think. They created a fully working game just as a gag. And I'm like, these guys they'll create a fully functioning playable game just for a punchline. Yeah, they've got plenty of these little vid electrics games. How's that? How was it in there? Like, compared to, say, that's an old card gauge bush. Not even I would set foot inside the creature's shrub. Senior card gauge is not in this game for me. Bush was a real winner, though, with no thorns. Beverly Lee is very comfy. Oh, my dudeyman, where's Homsong? We're always having to click on you in order to find him at ween times. I don't know. Maybe that's strong said. Oh, we've already been there. Well, this is it. I found you. I cast thee into the screen of costume revelation. This cop is eager to monkey island loom. Hey, the grodyman left his shovel in here. I'll just cram it into my cape. Strong Vads game for cool people. Yeah, I forgot about that one, too. There's plenty of games. Your favorite character, Marshy. Oh, right. The one that frightens Homestar so much. Yeah. Yo, yo, Pawsie Pan. I know you just went home to make pumpkin soup instead of actually hiding. Come on out so I can find you. I'm trying out a heatless approach to the Maillard reaction, and it's taking a while. I want to see your costume. Geogame reference people probably won't even get. Now, unless you've got another way for me to brown this pumpkin, go away, way. I've been doing this for almost an hour. Good Lord. Doc, doc, doc. This is ridiculous. Please come out so I can get great. Doc, doc, doc. This is ridiculous. Please come out so I can get... No. Okay, you use the ladder? Okay. And when did you die? Thank you. Thank you. That didn't have anything to do with the moon. It's just a song I've been workshopping. Thanks for listening. Okay, what are we missing? This thing is either the end boss from a shmup or a giant broccoli. Or both. Okay, we've tried putting all this stuff in the tree hole. The bug's concessionist. I'm gonna pick up the pumpkin. Ooh, a perfectly good pumpkin. I taste it. Um, king of town, you know you're supposed to be hiding light. Oh, dang, you knew it was me. I was hoping that me doing actual physical activity would throw you off. I won't lie. I am astounded. Your heart hasn't exploded. I also swallowed a defibrillator earlier, so I'm good. What's with all the bouncing? You trying to twist it out? I accidentally swallowed a whole wrap. Take five bar. I'm trying to bounce it back up so I can save her at this time. It's entirely gross. Big surprise I found you. Man doesn't count if I'm still bouncing. Since when? What type of rules are those? Turkish, Swedish, Amish rules. You can't find me until I stop bouncing. Oh, yes, they have all Amish rules. Bouncy king don't need it. Bouncy king don't want it. Can I do something with the trampoline? Can I sabotage the trampoline? Bouncy king don't need it. Bouncy king don't want it. Bouncy king don't need it. Oh, of course. If it's food, you must have to give it to the king. Or have you no, there are two food related items in this game. And you don't give me either. Um, Slapsillius, uh, wanting to give me another hint. He's asking again to give me another hint, not yet. Hold place is empty. Except for a little note on the back door that I can't read from you. Oh, if only original Bubs was still around. He'd be able to see that note from here. Gang, gang, that's a real nice wall. You know what? Can I use the ladder on the wall? There we go. Sid, use them. Ah, there's Pom Pom. The hell is this? Oh, he's supposed to be a really old, uh, really old black and white graphic of tea. Could I interest you in a hot cup of tea? Oh, sorry. I don't know how to make tea with tiny boats piloted by elephants floating in them. I just had some dang old rooibos. What's up with that little exhaust tubey over there? It's sneezed all y'all. I find that very intregue. I totally found you, Pop Dog. Great hiding place though. I had to get and use an item just to get up here. Pom Pom is the manhole from the manhole. That's the game I'm not familiar with. Oh, look at this. Read sign. Bubs, concession stand. Change sign. I changed up the letters so it says best band concussions. What else could I make it say? I've banded cob concessions. Sundance, pop, consists. Best know scads, bouncings. I've based up connections. How long does this go on? Consonants, cube, five dibs. Bouncing us scabs. Don't. Nicobon substances. Is this a challenge to make us do it as much as possible? Scads, bend, contusions. Or do we need to stop? Stop, bunt, accessions. Deboss, canst, bouncings. Iris asking, are you supposed to get inside the stand? No. I want to look at the exhaust pipe. The cheat must be in there. Yeah, that's the cheat. See if the latte will bring him out. I'm sure Bubs installed this pipe so people could pour Noxious Grote Pile down it, right? Like a spotted cheese anvil just laid it on the floor of Bubs concession stand. Spotted cheese anvil. Go behind the Bubs. Okay, we're gonna have to get the painting to scare away strong mad. Large type. Can you maybe move? I need to get into Bubs's. Maybe he's finally got more pine-scented elf-westional flavor donuts back in stock. No way! Then I won't be hiding anymore and you will have found me! All the sense make. Hey, strong man, are you back here waiting for someone to sell you some genuine witches brew? Cause I just might know a guy. This is already on trap man! Hey, strong man, I found your, um, hiding spot. This is the only place big enough to obscure me! Totally get it, Squirrel Man, but I sicked you good. So go wait in the spooky woods. No! I'm technically still hiding because I'm behind the bar! To you I say. Okay, back to front. Either ladder won't work on the castle, so we'll forget about that for now. Milo, what's it? Hey, who boy? This is gonna take a while. Oh, can I click on the moon again from here? Phew! I've been out of where we poop-smith now! Who way? Do what I did with the what? Oh yeah, I did tell strong man I found him. Oh hey quick take! So that's where you've been. Come on in here, to my inventory! There's still plenty of what's it down there, but now there's a big open space in front of the castle. I guess that's a plus. I suppose I could scrape this pumpkin across the poo ground for reasons unknown. Let's do it. It like instantly rotted the pumpkin and turned it all brown. Which I guess is to be expected. Okay, I frighten strong man away with the Ghibli's painting. I say, giant hamster, could I interest you in some fine arts? Wow, that worked great. But the Ghibli's painting poof to powder in my purple pants. I almost gave myself the Ghibli's just saying that out loud. Our man is Gladys from Grim Fandango. Okay. I'm just gonna open right on up this hill and all right here. Yep, there's the cheat. Hey, the cheat! I'm real sorry about pouring that black water on you. What are you doing like, hiding on the ceiling, ninja style? Manger style, of course. Well, either way, you are found! Willy Beamish. Oh, got a skateboard. The cheat left his skateboard. Skating the cheat. It says, down, white, left, up. Apparently, Bubs is just down right left up. Is that better or worse than being down right fed up? I don't need anything from you, Nail. Besides, he's been on a big league too for years. Yeah, see, we don't need to actually go inside. I'm gonna change the sign a few more times just for the hell of it. Unsanctioned CSS Psalms! Ducked NBA bossiness? I changed up the letters so it says, best bad concussions. What else could I make and say? Okay, so we came full circle on that. Okay. I versus the rotted pumpkin is interesting. Well, it was... Remember, Marzipan wouldn't let... Wouldn't let Homestar in the door because she was trying to brown a pumpkin. So we've got a... We've got a browned pumpkin here. Let's see. Brouchy King don't need it. Brouchy King don't want it. Wow, he's the hardest not to crack here. So all the way back to Marzipan's. This is why there's a secret tunnel. No, this is who we tricked Marzipan into coming outside. Duck, duck, duck. Ooh, is that roasted pumpkin I smell? Yep. Uh, yeah. Toad's worst. All right, I can just smell the hummus and the natural styles of that pumpkin. Get it here. Fooled you. It was a poo pumpkin. You are benesad forthwith to the spooky woods end screened. I think we're from Scranton from Sam and Max. Okay. Wait a minute. Can I... Can I use the skateboard on myself? Gravel faster? That doesn't need to get totally shredded. Totally shredded. I don't get it with the King of Town. We only got three left. That item does not need to get wound down. I've smithed all I can. Any more shoveling would just be an insult to the poop at this point. Hey, the ladder is too low to get on the note. The ladder's not quite tall enough. Despite what other graphics might tell you. Maybe there's another way to get up there. Okay. So the note told us that, uh, the pub is down right left up. So down, right, left, up. Thanks for finding me. It was getting hard to breathe in there. And the rats kept cheating at Rock Paper Orange Flipper. I'll just talk to Bubbs then. Say Bubbs, say Bubbs, say Bubbs. How'd you find out about the cool secret door in the King's Castle? Rat Casino out of this hole in the wall for years. At this point my legal blood type is listed as rabies. Well, I just crossed you off my trans fusion party list. That's a fusion party, uh. Taco Man came by, Taco Man came by. He fixed himself, I didn't know. And only charged me for parts. Inspiration to us all. What the hell did that mean? I am down right left up with you, Bubbs. Consider yourself foul. Day of the tentacle, okay. This is where we discovered- Well, this isn't just a rat speak easy. There's a secret tunnel in here. Let's see where it goes. There's a secret tunnel from the King's Castle to Marzipan's house. As a character in a point and click game, that is super convenient. But as a boyfriend, it is beyond disturbing. That doesn't need to get totally shredded. The ladle's not quite tall enough, despite what other graphics might tell you. Maybe there's another way to get up there. Do I somehow have to get the King of Town off of his trampoline and put the trampoline here? I think that's what I need to do. There's only two more left to find, and that's the King of Town, who's right here. And Strongbed, who's in the castle. Perhaps the King don't need it. Perhaps the King don't want it. Oh, what am I supposed to do? I can't combine things. Yeah, I can't even see the King of Town from here. I've banded Cobb consensus. So the cheat is back in the pipes and all. Are you thinking the King of Town might have something else to say? It's lapped. Let's see. Oh. Stay king. Look at that side over there. Not interested. Busy bouncing it out here. Wow. Wow. Do I have to figure out one of these? There was like 20 different options. Do I have to find one that that will interest him? Move my chair. Okay. I'm sure that all sounded just as awful as it looked on the on the audio meters there. Okay. Blue is what the bouncer is saying, I think, says Ivory. Might tell you which sign. Sundance Bob consists. Best know scads bouncing. Something about bouncing. Stay king. Look at that side over there. It says you'd best do no scads of bouncing. And I would definitely have to say you have bounced scads. Oh no. I better stop. You stop bouncing. I found you. Whatever. Come on. The Antwerp from Heroes Quest. Should I get this trampo or bounce this trampo? Should get me or should bounce me? Oh, I'm going to bounce so fine. I'm going to bounce so great. Seriously. I'm getting some serious ill. Any fun time was had by all. All right. See you again. I will tuck this entire trampoline in my boot. Trampoline here. How's those room to put this trampo down? Think you'd be able to get up here. Dang, strongman. Did you sort with the KOT's throne? No way. I custom made this thing so you couldn't win hide and seek. It weighs like 300 pounds. Strongman had to wheel it in here on a dolly. You're never getting me out to the spooky woods. You know where the cheat is. Where do you care? You found them already. Oh, yeah. Great me. I found you, strongman. Time to head for that great standing round in the spooky woods and talk about each other's costumes in the sky. I'm not budget. You'll need a crane. I know how to get you out of here, SB. No way. Stop. Sludge wall haul from Space Quest 2. Oh, why? I did it. I found everybody, everybody. Look at this. Who, too? Classic adventure game characters that nobody remembers. Homsaw, I love, love, love that droopy Pikmin costume. I was going to be that 12 years ago, 9 years ago, 5 years ago, and 100 years ago. But you beat me to it. I always loved adventure video games that came with those spinny discs things. Those were always the hardest puzzles. I could never actually solve one, though. So, wait. You're saying you never got past the copy protection to play the actual games? The spinny disc is the game's draw bed. The Superfund game that cost $49.95. Just like those other Superfund games that would ask you the ninth award of the third paragraph of page 22 of the manual. That one was my all-time faith. I wish they still made games like that. The Boop Smith, did you even dress up? Or do you just naturally look like that creep from that game? Where you don't really do anything, but then that one guy's head gets chopped off? No way. This guy seems legit. I watched hours of Australian kids tutorial videos to make these fake warts on my face that had a hot glue and hot wets it. Legibly, Legibly. It's Grandma Strong Bane in Hobok Lido. Looked up to her oxygens as she could play Boggle with Opal Yula May. Strong Bane. Sledge Volhall was from the great era of villains needing some kind of mechanized respiratory assistance. Why? Why? The Vincicom whatever. Came right after the plasticine. I love trying to eat that stuff when I was a kid. Gertie has turned that neon sign from Las Vegas, Mazapen. No, I'm whatever Strong said told me to dress up as. Trixie, the giraffe neck. Oh, a neon sign from Las Vegas for a depressing 70's casino that is somehow still operating. Probably called the Silver P'nosh. Got it, moving on. The King of Town is no armed space grimace. The King of Town is no armed space grimace. The King of Town is no armed space grimace. The King of Town is no armed space grimace. The King of Town is no armed space grimace. King of town is no-armed space grimace gotta get my steps in for the day aversion i don't know what that is no-armed space grimace why did every character have to repeat that he's no-armed space grimace say strong man i really like your go-on dressed up as speed racer cost okay full throttle i think you got the wrong game there buddy yeah those things 76 nope of course you are dear other than interstate 76 i didn't get any of those references bobs are you that limousine rody who has to string gary's four and a half necked guitar before each show that guy's a legend no address to best and one time an entire group he got caught on his strings i know it's like right before gary was supposed to go out on stage an entire group to perform his dirty minute guitar solo entitled fret pleagian two hey it's funny really beamish you do any tricks on that skate board the chain of a force poofy 180 to slack jaw maybe what about a side flip wider muffin you poser those aren't real skate moves if i wasn't stuck in this chair i'd get up and show you all the latest skateboard maneuverings latest skateboard maneuverings i'm sure that's what all the kids call them these days name one jump two i once knew this kid he tried to invite his jump to one of his concrete planter thingies at the mall i like that queen latifah again codesee i knew you'd eventually have to start double dipping in the old school hip-hop costume bowl queen latifah no i'm welcome the sometimes hideously 3d rendered court jester grandia tree had a slam and hip-hop theme song it was like boom chawo chawo come on y'all i used the freestyle over those dope beats yeah sounds real dope talk said i really like your jeff foxwood i thought it was just dressed as most guys from saskatoon more like library science degree 1991 personified jeff foxworthy no i'm like dawson a successful ad exec who buys an old mansion and gets an alien embryo implanted in it and he has to defeat the sinister ancients from the dark world and basically clicking on home star doesn't do anything there's some secret i'm missing here i still think there there must have been some easter egg that that we missed because i expected to find the gremlin so he could do his little gremlin dance because the car his car was in the woods i've clicked on everybody's there's something there's something else well whatever i've been doing this for almost 90 minutes well i did all of the i found all 11 all 11 characters i guess that's it thanks for watching slap silly thanks for coming ivory you've got a lot of home star to watch that's bizarre that you're familiar with strong bad and nothing else that's really weird but yeah thanks for watching and uh i'll see you next time i'll probably do a land of the lost stream on thursday definitely not tomorrow tomorrow's election day so uh yeah i may do the land of the lost stream on thursday see you then whenever bye slap says there may be more to the game don't don't give me any hints i've been doing this for 90 minutes i think i've been even if there is something else if there's something else to do on this screen then tell me what it is but if there's something else i missed in the rest of the game uh no okay okay yeah ivory uh ivory says bye sorry she was on the phone call again okay see you all next time whenever that might be