 lol Salty Clint Dude we can't open with that well it's your story Michael just didn't hear what you said and I told him what you said Don't be welcome to episode number four of the mighty of Michael fully actual podcast. We're here And we're upset for this is This is everything we actually we're raw. We're vulnerable and we're sensitive And we're sensitive and and this is us This is who we are as human beings and we just want to show you guys What we are and what we stand for in the core of it We are feminine men my back so sore sitting down here Well, you're a lucky man because next week you get a brand new next week chair It's got nothing to do with this week It's trying to enjoy it because you might be worse chair might be worse So just try and enjoy it last time in my vomit Okay Matt, how's you being? How's what's been going on man? Nothing? I'm full of anxiety I don't know what you've got planned for me next. Everything's just a surprise now I'm not I'm not involved in any planning and it scares me. That's upsetting to hear but thanks for opening up about that. What else? Well surprises are good. Yeah, I agree cunt Man, we had a fucking look the thing that we were speaking about last week It's the client that was that something crazy could happen on Friday night. It did happen. Oh man, okay? It did happen. We can't tell you yet We will tell you next Actually this podcast you're listening to it on Monday in six days time. You'll know true ringworms I reckon could put two and two yeah, so do I so do I I think that too Rick Well, well said man. Did you tell me tell me tell you what? Think about this Matt today now you want to know something I'm upset about that light for the kumbot all has broken And it stays on red that pisses me off, but you know what I want to hear about I want to hear How you felt about last week? Have you been talking to Eila? Briefly did you wank? No, not over her. No, you're lying. Wait if you love her you won't go over her That's a lot of bro. That's gone my marriage vows you fucking prick fence Spiky Imagine if he's named with spike look at his eyes darting around Scanning okay, so after last week. Are you now more in love with her or less in love with her? I'm completely in love with her Michael. Are you happy? Okay good What else we've been filming we're fucking now the heart shit so Since the podcast came out last week had a couple of you reach out to me and say oh you've sort of had similar stuff SVT was something that I heard a lot of so I looked it up And it could be that it could be which is a heart arrhythmia which just gets worse Sorry a tracky armor or some shit. Did you not get that checked when you get you know Well, you can't this is the thing that you unless you're experiencing an episode there and then they can't pick it up So I had someone a marine I reach out on Instagram She had a very similar story started with high blood pressure got all these tests done They all came back clear they put her on beta blockers Which is what they tried to put me on none of it worked and then she her heart started fluttering just like mine and And then that's when they caught it and then they had to do a procedure where they like shock your heart And then it fixes itself. It's fucking terrifying. It's like have you seen the movie the green mile? Yeah, similar to that so it could be it could be that so I've booked into the GP I'm gonna get a referral to another cardiologist explain that and then see if there's some sort of way that they can maybe test That without me having an episode, but yeah, I haven't had a flutter since last week though but the the other thing Marina said was it's Like CBD and weed can affect it and that made sense because after I pumped a bong on Sunday Lalalala went my heart and then I pumped another bong in the afternoon and then flalalala straight away man That would have been like scary is your high terrifying. I think it the whole high that you're enjoying Yeah, it's it is induces anxiety immediately and then you don't lose that anxiety for a long long time It's fucking shit man. And now I'm so scared to smoke weed It's shit that I've the one thing that I could have is now taken away from me. Look, this is what we'll do Go to doctor get it sorted get that fucking surgery thing zap it back into place Yeah, they put a tube up your artery that's to your heart from your dick that Knicks you groin. Yeah, I feel artery and then and then they zap your heart sounds and you're awake during this I think I'd rather be awake through surgery. That's fucking it's not If you numb it's fine. So I don't know if you I don't I don't know if it is definitely that like My blood pressure has gotten a lot lower since I cleaned my lifestyle up, but it's still there and it shouldn't be I exercise my fucking ass off. I eat very clean. I'm not drinking or doing drugs. I can have athletes greens Fucking oath we do come so anyway, we'll see what the doctor say But yeah, that's that's the latest on the heart shit But yeah, I like I said I haven't had a flutter this week So fuck who knows look we'll just I reckon it's time We just fucking tackle it head on get it sorted then imagine when it's just back to normal Dude, if I haven't had a clean bill of health man, I would fucking lose my shit Dude, we would have a fucking drug bender. Holy shit. It would be so fucked up three weeks long We would be on drugs until your heart was fucked again Completely fuck it up right it off That's what and the reason why we can write it off Because we have athletic greens It's not sponsored home at my what's all right, so I just really like yeah We do have a lot of athlete about three times today to three times dude. It's like an energy boost straight away Is there any recommended dosage like can you have to let's say like two to two a day? But we just have a whenever I feel a bit flat and you feel low It's like a mother and or are you feeling a bit queasy? Have a little bit of athletic greens anyway We'll save it for the sponsors. Oh, oh, actually we got James here Should we get into this segment to get it done so James is free if he wants to for a client Yeah, yeah, we will as soon as we're done the shit talk we will do a lying to Locky segment Yeah, what else is happening? Can I just say one thing? Fine, I just want to say I'm not Jesus Christ. I'm I don't want you guys to think I'm ungrateful about Trying to find me love He looks so cute I want to feel him up for that. What did you we have you've been inundated with DM saying? A lot of people said different things but one person said Michael's now feeling that's so sickening get out of it feeling his ass No, I just one guy one guy made a comment and like he was genuinely, I think a bit annoyed. Yeah And he and he commented is saying I don't have a lot of friends and I Thought we'll talk about no and he's saying I don't have a lot of friends and the ones that I do have Never try and help me find love exactly I'm not ungrateful. We've started a whole fucking podcast, but I'm not gonna throw myself into anyone We had I wanted to be special. I want to start out next to you last week I don't you were in grab range. You could have had a free grab There was a point in time. I reckon when you could have grabbed a breast Actually sexual harassment, but I reckon she would have been fine with it I think if we had air, I don't think we had any kind of sexual harassment. No, no, no Connor can you just cuddle the sexual harassment? Leave the sexual harassment in leave all this in we are raw as we said we are raw And the condoms are off our fucking brains. Can't I'm a vulnerable. I think I would have gotten a gross because she grabbed me I think I would have gotten a grab if we had air and I wasn't Let's just stop talking about grabbing Grab I love we grab each other because we know it's okay We don't grab women who come as guests on the podcast Are they is lovely and she's gorgeous. I don't disagree with you. Why didn't you grab her then? On the way also also a lot of people like Yeah, say sorry, I was gonna say like I was just cut it Let's hear it now Be vulnerable I saw some mean comments going her way around her coming on and I was saying that's not the case at all Oh, what like she's I what was one like that? She's like manipulating. Oh, yeah, that she's just doing it to grow Yeah, no She's a friend of the podcast. She's not like trying to Yeah, yeah, her and Jen are gems. Yeah, she's very the oddities of friends. You see them together It is fucking so fun. Such a cute couple. Oh, man Yeah, fucking we've been pumping out some we got some good website vids coming out soon Don't we we've got like a bunch backed up. We got does saying good luck work out right now. Does it? You have to wait and see 21 day free trial link in the description You can watch it for free for 21 days If you don't like it you can fucking leave if I sign in can I get out? Yes, 100% we've told you that we've offered you I've offered you a free hour account. You can just watch you never offer me your account I've texted you that I've texted you that more on multiple occasions But yeah, we got some bangers coming on the website, especially where we did last Friday. I think you guys will be It's cool. Yeah. Yeah, well, it was cool. It was good I think like a snickle if you look like a snorkel a fertile. Yeah, there's been we've been filming some good ones lately Yeah, we're like we're concentrating about it That is like our main little for client and then the fucking the social media is so tame It's just a sort of for click lately Yeah, but like we because we've just finished putting out like a bunch of the videos We filmed at the end of last year when we were like oh quickly Let's quickly get some fucking vids in the bank so that we can have a break and we'll burn out We're exhausted so all you're seeing all of those coming out like at the beginning of this year while we're on break But now you get the fresh shit that we've started filming again and fuck off. Can't you fuck off? Can't they're good? I've never watched the website. Yeah, you should fuck you man. That's also quite ungrateful Matt I'm not ungrateful about that. It's pretty ungrateful if you were doing art And if you were taking photos and you'll you're posting them on your Instagram I would follow that account and I would like them on share them on my stream. Oh my god. Look how talented my friend Matt Brown is Bro, you did do that. Yeah Sorry fuck, it's hot Anyway, that's a that's a shit talk. We've got a banger episode coming up We got we're doing the lying segment. We got we got fucking Matt verse Michael. I've been diagnosed as you We got movie reviews. We got fucking prank call We got horoscopes and fucking this off Let's do it lying the lucky first. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's do it All right guys, we are going to lie to locking now now We've been lying to him a lots about events and shit, right? So we're we're gonna get James in right and James is gonna do the fucking call, right? And because he won't be expecting it from James This shit fucking cord. All right, we're gonna have a quick bong break. We'll be right back Don't sing that because that got copyrighted and we had to remove it Not to do that song. Yes, and now you don't un-sing it. I don't think that Un-sing it Johnny and Rebecca Yeah, but I think if that got copyrighted then the one I wanted would have been copyrighted smoke your bongs All right, bong break. We'll be back with lying to And we're back. All right. I think we would have been good friends at school We pretty much were at school. Yeah, pretty much same age I don't know. I think it feel like James might have bullied you a little bit James would have fucking bullied this shit out of me All right, so this is the lie We're going to the I don't know much about this Michael and James are organizing my bucks and That lock is part of the conversation So they're gonna call lucky and just say that a minor detail has changed the date of the bucks and Then as soon as lucky believes it, we all fucking jump in on that Mr. Locky, how are you man? Yeah, good dude. Hey, um, just a quick one because me and Mikey are making a few phone calls about Marty's bucks with um Yeah, we've like he's he's got this health kick at the moment. So like He's yeah, he's like sort of he sort of said that he doesn't want to have many drugs on the buck Which is shit, but so we've thought we could spend the money on something a bit better So we I've spoken to Jackson. Are you with him as he told you? No, okay, so the idea was and it's a bit fucking out there but instead of Just having it at the brownery and going out for that night. We were thinking of going to Bali for a weekend. Oh Yeah, I know it's it's pretty out there But we thought you know like we're gonna spend like thousands anyway on Marty's drug bags So it's just like fuck it. We'll just we'll spend that money instead on um on some flights and just put all our money Together to shout him a flight Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well, he sounded like he was like he said um, he said they that there was no Trips plan for you guys yet. So he seems pretty keen about it So we just wanted to check with you Mono's in Michael's in Matt's in so Let's do it What You lied to me that time about finding a huge field of golden barrel. So this is kind of revenge Like you were not really going to Bali dude, holy fuck man Lucky we're actually we're thinking about going to Italy Man enjoy your fucking high sort of waste your time. You've been lied to again Trust no one Told you All right, let's fucking get into some sponsors you dumb dogs Let it greens More it's more than just powder. It's got healthy shit in it, man 75 droplets of health elixir that will extend your shit life by at least 12 months come Yeah, you can snort it Can you can I have all right? 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You look a bit run down You actually look worse and worse every week And your life's getting worse and worse every week decay You're slowly. Yeah, you sort of sit there in your laugh and you think oh my god. He comes a man's kept I'd read oh, it's funny. It's not it's not meant to be funny. I'm speaking from the heart man I really I want to try to help you But you're just pretending like it's a joke and you're laughing it off No one's laughing here, man. You look like shit You are a fucking mess and it's fucking upsetting. It's upsetting to us that our viewers a hairy cloth man Fucking run around with your shit fat. You're fucking hairy You're back half Poomin out of the top of your shirt and women don't want to touch you a prostitute prostitute you make prostitute work I'm the prostitute fuck hairless guy. It's fun. They're fun You know, yeah, we can't go to man scape.com and use our disco and go fully actual 20 to get 20% off They're all sorts of shit your balls. I can smell them through the camera lens You sick fat fuck your fucking hair. He can't why are we hearing those who have any many That's because you're a worthless bag of shit. How do you fix it man scape.com go rob a 7-eleven Fuck someone for cash fuck someone for cash Steal a baby and have a ransom for it so many ways to get money Side hustle side hustle man scape.com shave your body fuck your prostitute and win and win Slut your gut Slut your gut and also. Yeah Don't be a bear. You're a human being. You're not a bear. It's for women too, but I guess because Matt in particular he won't touch you if you've got a hair on your slit Matt is a hairy slit. Oh, why me? Oh, you told me that bro. He gets lost in the fibers Agree, it's like that's blue Kleenex. That's what you're that. Yeah, sorry It is nice fully actual 20 get 20% off and that nearly made my heart fucked. Hey, I get so passionate Really does come from your heart bro. I pour everything I have bro like it takes me takes me down That's good sign of being vulnerable I just want everyone to be on the same level with fast. Can't like my balls smell so good, bro You smell them. Yeah, well, they've got ball fucking stink like long. They're so Smooth and delicate. Oh, there's ball wipes. They feel brand new. They feel like two little baby balls You know baby everyone's felt some baby testicles or when you're a baby you would have felt them. Yeah, you own Yeah, that's what they feel like they feel like babies testicles just much longer Yeah, much longer and much larger and hair. Yeah, but not with no no Clipped it all off see back to back to baby to baby balls and dick man I've got baby balls dick now and my fucking missus loves my ball and dick Babies Look, just buy it like fuck it just fucking buy it and then fuck it. Sorry All right guys. 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Oh now's the time to the video coming out this week Oh, you love that one laughing at that one and it's so it's fucking amazing And there's a big thing that we did which it will come out a week later and next week Control Anyway, look if you want to help us sign up if you don't that's fine, too So whatever the fuck you want just be more be so go get athletic greens and then come home and shave your balls With men's game and then and have a relaxing night and put some TV on us It is recommended to smoke weed then watch the vids. Yeah, we do Anticipate everyone to be high as fuck, but you don't have to either if you don't smoke Math you don't have to smoke weed All right, let's move right along Yeah, we'll miss you. Yeah, I'll miss you boys, too. I'll see you in the morning. Yeah, actually leaving. Yeah, I'm actually leaving Nothing you're going to do no my anxiety Nothing I'm gonna do see boys and five, but I'll see you some James Huggers. He can run with any little hint of like James James is never farted Yeah, that's a lie All right, well look goodbye James and moving on to Horoscopes so could you press the old for client here, please Matthew while we've got this for clients Press it again another one He's being hailed your name's Harold Did that on purpose man All right as you will know I compile all of the leading expert Horoscopians and I put it all together and I get Taurus's I get Julian's and I get Matt's horoscope and I read it out Horoscope for Taurus which is Michaels Ah as the solar winds of Saturn Violently sling the low hanging breasts of elderly ladies in circles Do your best to remain calm you will unknowingly pleasure yourself to a video of a man with long hair this week Use disabled carparks as you please and if anyone says anything cut your cheeks out with scissors You will disappoint your partner sexually for six months Geez that's rough Is that all Taurus's or just me? I'm in that boat too, but that's been going on for a while for me though All right, Julian's I figure what it is. It's some fucking like it's like a pipe a lead pipe or something Whatever that one is. I thought it was a hammer. Yeah, something Matt's got domestic violence charges against Venus. So clean your bone Tell your ex you want visitation rights to your kid, but then block her before she can reply Then tell all your mates that she's not letting you see your own kid and that she's a bitch When it's a full moon experiment with your sexuality, but don't forget to fake rage after so no one thinks you gay Get fucked up at the pub and drink and drive high and past a busy school to test your reflexes and that you will fuck I'm like it will happen All right now Matt's Matt's fish And that's kind of took a weird look it's very specific to you Matt I don't know what have you been learning from last week's what your father has said or some shit fucking in aliens Well, it's funny you mentioned that I had a conversation with Matt before we started and He wants me to read the reply to his father. Is that right, man? So Matt's now speaking back to his father. I haven't read this yet, but this way you're meditating the other day Well, it seemed communicating seemed very stern and intense when you're telling me. So anyway, here we go So this is a horoscope for Pisces Father it's Matt. I received your message My eyes slits sting at the thought of our planet quelch being destroyed However, father, I cannot have as you have requested. I found out I was fucking my son and I've changed my ways Having here on earth is not as glorified as it is on planet quelch My having here nearly got me killed earthlings cannot handle it. I Cannot handle it anymore. Please father do not think less of me, but I cannot help Hang on What's this? The fat lady driving the bus just winked at me She's got a huge sweat patch on her hairy back and a visible mustache She's chewing gum very loudly and there's some sort of smokers cough hmm I purposely missed my stop The bus kept going along its route dropping everyone off Finally the bus reached its final destination. I Stood up and walked smoothly to the front. I stopped next to her and we stared at each other Won't have a smug with me. I nodded She peeled herself off the seat and managed to stand and as soon as she did I stood in front of her She smirks at me and blows a bubble with her gum. It pops. You want to have a play, don't you? Oh Go on then my pupils die like and I reach my hand down her trousers I bend down and accept her tongue into my mouth I suck on it like a lollipop as my hand fights through her pubic hair and locates her cloaca I scoop out fistful after fistful of hardened yeast and then jam my fingers deep into this creature Oh, she stares and leans back on the steering wheel on the bus I lift her legs up and start fumbling with my pants I hadn't have for a while So I was out of practice as I undo my pants I knock the handbrake in the bus starts to roll the bus driver doesn't notice and neither do I oh Yeah, get some more fingers up there. You pussy. I'm finally managed to flop my little brown out It engorges with thick brown blood and starts to stiffen just as I'm about to guide my little brown into this hairy ball slip I look up and see that we are now flying down the street We have gained so much speed that we are overtaking other cars I see a huge brick building in front of us and germ my fucking cock deep within this freak anyway one pump and then bang We slam into the brick building at 80 kilometers an hour The driver hurls into the front windscreen and smashes through it and into the brick wall I follow suit but her thick soft body protects me from the wall I feel her body collapse and her bones break under the force of mind slamming into her Once the dust settled I get up and see that the bus driver has been crushed to death The mangled corpse smushed into the wall and she didn't even look human anymore The entire bus was crushed and destroyed and I was full of adrenaline And I was fucking peaking come I quickly looked around and started tossing myself off with my hand I squirted my hot sour mints onto her fat and bound it backwards out of the now burning bus I bound it backwards home and heard the explosion of the bus seconds later. Fuck it dad No, I'm in I fucking miss this I love all the live rhymes. Oh Burning bus miss this very cool. Holy shit. So what does this mean? And you tossed off on her anyway you killed someone Matt You sit here with a smile on your face Oh My god, it's sort of her fault. She should have been driving the bus. Yeah, well, it sounds like an accident man So it begins The hunt father is on all right guys It's time for And this is where we find another person with the last name brown and we pit them against each other against this brown And if they win they get two hundred dollars cash, and if Matt wins Matt gets two hundred dollars cash Wow, really? Well, he has to go in like I've got to keep winning. He's got to win ten in a row She's a brown woman Hello, you were on the mighty and Michael fully actual podcast with Marty Michael and Matthew Gregory Brown Now are we speaking with a mrs. Brown? Oh Yes, you are. Oh That's great news. So another brown now that you guys could potentially know each other This is so crazy how many brands are in the world now Lauren. It's very simple. I'm gonna ask you guys five questions Whoever answers the most questions correctly wins the money. All right first question If you went to the Browns Hill Tavern in Pennsylvania, and you ordered a brown delmonico steak extra side of brown gravy How much would you pay closest answer wins? Who's first you can go First brown me or her mrs. Brown. Would you like to have a go first? $100 $100 all right Matt care to guess You're gonna be a dog here, aren't you? I'm gonna be $80 $80 The answer is a very affordable $29 and 74 cents. All right Matthew Brown has hit the lead. Oh my god. That's very very brown This is very exciting. All right question number two The Salmo Trutter better known as the brown trout Was introduced to Australia from which country is it a India be Japan? See England or D. New Zealand Matt. You're in the lead. You must answer first England All right, Mrs. Brown. Would you care to have a guess India, Japan England or New Zealand? I'm gonna say New Zealand All right the answer Is England Matthew Gregory Brown is here to nearly now Mrs. Brown this happened last week though Don't forget and the other brown came back in one. So you're still in with a chance All right, here we go How many shades of brown appear on the brown index of the Julex paint color atlas How many brown color how many shades of brown? appear on the brown index of the Julex paint color atlas I'm gonna how many shades of brown how many shades of brown. I'm gonna go 10 10 shades of brown. All right, Mrs. Brown care to answer. I'm gonna say 58 All right, the answer why you laughing man The answer is there are 110 shades of brown and you are all of them Matt. You are You are brown All right, so closest there was Mrs. Brown. So it's 2-1. All right. Here we go Matt, don't let don't let this slip through your brown fingers again. All right, here we go Question number four Popular Australian actor Brian Brown was born in which year? Don't keep swearing on a minimum 1870 No, well, he's not that old. I'm gonna go 19 1952 all right, Mrs. Brown You can nineteen fifty-three Come on. Oh, yeah, the answer is 19 47 He takes the win now Mrs. Brown would you hang up? What does that mean I win? Yeah, that's your three one up so you cannot lose Matt This is your first win. You know why I think I've won this one. Why? Because I've always been the better brown to this brown I'm gonna say the little dog bark in the background was a Is that what gave it away and the you your laugh is more distinctive than dad's like Lauren at the start. Oh, did you I miss that completely set? I was like, oh my god. No when she went What you like like that's your laugh all the time on the phone and I know that very well I think I picked it up after the second Yeah, I couldn't get that and you never got it No, I couldn't get dad's because he was so he was shading it a bit. Yeah, you Was Yeah, when you listen back and obviously dad, yeah when you listen back and listen to it, you know, you know, it's him This is just like a coincidence, I'm just it's just so happens that all these Lauren definitely yes So sorry, we couldn't get the $200 today Lauren, but um Perfectly fine. He needs it. Just ask your dad for half of what he made. Yeah, he got 400 But um, thank you for for taking the time to do this. Now. How was Matt? How is Matt as a brother? Oh, here we go. Oh I don't think we should go there Do you know I told any embarrassing stories from his child Lauren I told the story last podcast of when I ran in the room and hit you in the face and scraped your forehead Do you remember that? Yes, I do remember that I have the scar to prove it Yeah Yeah, do you have any embarrassing stories about the that about our Maddie Brown that we may not know do you I probably do, but I don't know. I can't do that. Yeah That's a very very loving sister And oh and he's he sliced your forehead to pieces and everything and you're being a respectful sister Very good Well, thank you very much. Anyway, Lauren you were wonderful and I don't know maybe Matt can give you some of his money Wow, well, there you go Two out of the four people that we've called are related and that is just pure chance That shows you and proves it all the browns are related same You've the other two were probably related to you just like there's so many relatives. You forgot it. Yeah So many browns all right if your last name is brown I can't even believe she said yes to you. Well, dude. I just randomly call a brown in the phone book in the phone book I'm going down in order the yellow pages. Remember the phone books. Yes If you are a brown, damn the mighty and Michael account if you want a chance to win $200 next week It doubles to 400 So you could win $400 next week. So DM us Brown town if your last name is brown and you and you beat him in the trivia and fly like clay So up to glory house. Hmm. Hmm. And that's it like a really that's a premium bag $400 That's one of the best shit $400 on the line next week. Holy shit. That's if a client here Fuck I could walk away the lot of money if I really get smart 100% brown if you're the better brown ten browns. Yeah, just study your near your name. Just study all about I want my sister to win. I feel bad now. Yeah, asshole. Just give her a kiss Yeah, he's give her a kiss on the forehead where you scratched her up if you call Stop itchy itchy lie, man, it's getting you bleed you bleed and blood scabs on us come What's up work? work All right, let's move right along Let's Sam to the most pivotal Primary segment this podcast that has ever had this is groundbreaking this is the competition for the holy grail of bottles Matt, can you press the thing? Yeah Yeah Now I saw some I saw a fair few comments last week saying or bring back the Naming the segments so I feel like people don't like the pre-recorded things that we have. Oh, no, that's fucking good That's like our best work. We get um, we get a lot of people every every time so bring that back Yes, it's it's it takes a lot of energy. Yeah, but if you think about it We technically are renaming the Segments with songs. Yeah, the same song. All right guys for this week's competition Just hurry up You're down three no no you're down three nil so you need to Guys Fuck off for this week's Matthew versus Michael the boys will be going head to head and we're gonna see We're gonna see Who can who can suck off a banana the best wait wait wait who can deep throat a banana the best Man, I reckon I'm pretty good at this These are all like all in his ballpark winning You got to get some advantage my way He's a better lap dancer. Of course. He sucks a dick better than me. Matt. It's for more. My yeah It's from believe me. All right So you have to peel your banana and then you have to shove this down your phone Wait, wait, so what's the competition? You know, I want to take skin off. Yeah. Yeah What's the competition is it how deep you can get it or how good you look how good you look doing it fuck off Okay depth is one. He's gonna always look better than me. Look at him Matt Your confidence is shot. You need to have self-belief to stand a chance here. When will you fucking learn that? Can't now skin those bananas and suck it off like you've never sucked before can't wish okay What's who gets the bigger one paper scissors wrong doesn't matter you're not gonna jam it all the way I reckon I will be able to don't choke on it. Imagine if you died for this segment Now you're scaring me Seriously, I want that come This is you gotta start to come back man. You're gonna come come come come back for come scissors paper rock Scissors paper rock. I'll have the big one. All right. All right. Who wants to go first? I want to go last because then I know I feel like I feel like let's let Matt goes second Let's give him a let's give him a little bit of help here because you're gonna win. You've got a curve in my mind straight up Matt you need some confidence remember it's not all about depth Think about all the prostitutes you've had. I haven't had any Okay, I think I'm gonna start from this end All right, Michael is slowly pealing His banana Everything's just so fucking Sex-related, isn't it? That's just I'm testing your physical Emotional your intelligence as well. All right, let me know when you're starting. Okay. I'm actually quite nervous. Yeah. Yeah I was nervous my first time too All right, everyone here he goes Okay, I'm gay. Okay. Okay. Can we cut say that cut that it's fun to say To suck off a banana Stop saying okay saying okay, okay, it's not okay I need water. Oh, I need water Matt oh, give me that yeah, I need a line my throat so it's all lubed. I might need that too. I would I'm so nervous. Matt you use it to your advantage Matt We should do it at the same time No, cuz then like we people don't know what to look at. All right, here we go. Oh Yeah, oh Yuck Do it nice and close to the mic too so people can hear what's going on I'll try and describe it as best I can no spitting on the mark Michael has a fully peeled banana in his hand. Here we go All right It's past past the lips Remember it's not just depth. It's not depth. That's how you do it. You gotta really give it a good Impressive. Oh my god. Oh my god Is he just squishing it in the back? Oh my god He clearly bit the dick off oh All right, Michael got some serious depth. Oh This is So Matt Matt That's where my teeth are okay It's not all about deep-throating. It's about technique Matt You can use hands Explain the rules you gotta listen. It's not all about depth. I said it ten times All right, here we go Matt peel that cock peel that foreskin down and suck that dick It's a banana. I mean a banana. Sorry If anyone from YouTube is watching this camera do I look into do I look at you? No, no look into the the close-up of you Make eye contact with the people at home All right, Matt. So shit three One Okay Let me do some calculations The depth Matt had the lick thing at the time and then he's sucking on the knob of it a bit and I lick the top very Circular motion all right and the sensuality of them. All right Scores are in the scores are in Michael your deep-throating was very impressive. Okay. No one is denying that but it was a one dimensional suck Yeah, I didn't know I did I blacked out and just went for the depth I give that suck a six out of ten. Yeah, I've lost. I know Matthew Depth wasn't there, but I did enjoy the teasing to begin with and The way you work that knob. Can't you've done that before that's an eight out of ten Matt wins this week Matt wins this week. It is three one Competition fucking back. He's back back. He's back. Matt is two wins in one podcast See how quickly things change now you carry that momentum into the rest of your life and go to manscapes. Can't Yeah, so Matt is back and brown is not down So true fuck. We not do any more sexual ones. Man. I'm fucking disappointed It's not sexual. It's just like deep-throating banana. It's just it's a matter of perception here But surely not everyone at home sees that and thinks oh, that's a dick like I'm just seeing how creative you can be with deep-throating Banana, it's not sexual to seeing how good we are being believing mine out of the gutter, bro We have a bomb break. I just need to stand up for a bomb break Realize we're bloody sitting with the ISIS over here. Can't And maybe instead of the bomb I'm using have screaming infidels oh And we're back. All right guys We're gonna do our Q&A now right and we answer questions that you guys comment on the muddy muck or fully actual YouTube channel We answer the most liked ones first unless we've answered them before so once you've commented your question Have a scroll down and like the questions that you'd like us to answer Matt brown brown. All right first Oh, sorry top question went to Ed Whatever bro Question for the podcast Can you boys make a new segment where you set up brown on tinder and or hinge and you control it for him to try and get a date We are going can we take over? Yeah, no, no, don't even ask don't even ask because he will be We will set up some sort of dating up for the brown whether he knows about it or not And we've already got a photo of your license done already. All right We've got sent it to six different phones With the nice option like can we but like fuck it. We're doing it's done. It's already started great segment idea and starting next week Wait, we will be showing our conversations with girls. Stop. We're gonna make a profile for him. We will get you laid You're gonna be it's gonna be like 3 a.m. And prostitutes This isn't funny This is how the phone this is how Bachelor Brown started when I said stop stop stop we should think about this and you're not thinking about it Yeah, thinking sminking so thinking sminking bro. Have you never heard that before sure? Okay, if I let you do it if I let you do it surely I get to vet whoever I'm meeting no we decide no They can be as any as long as it is it okay as long as it's female actually I Don't want that world coming in here You're promoting that As long as it's fucking got a Heartbeat bro. Yeah, okay. That's all the matters judge a person from the content of their character if not on their gender You're gonna choose my photos You're gonna pick the stupidest foes no one's gonna date me if we did that then we wouldn't get any matches Yeah, we wouldn't so therefore the segment would be a bust just trust us. Okay. Oh, okay great suggestion Oh, we will be doing that. Then we are so so how does this play out? What happens? You get a 50% chance there will be female. So no So listen we come next week. We show you the conversations that we're having You say yes or no and we then tee up the dates and you say no or yes Okay, see it. That's fair. Yeah, all right, and then with the ones that you want to discard of We will fucking toy with it and have some fun But we will keep everyone's feelings and make sure that we are sensitive and vulnerable always That's the main concern. Isn't it? We're always that's our mission statement. Be sensitive and vulnerable Should have just dated. Oh, well, I was there. She's there. You've just got a fucking act You could match with her on you are literally the general in that situation and you're not being general You're being ungeneral. You're being a corporal You're being lower than general lower than general sergeant or some shit and that's shit. You've got to be the general All right, next question, but yes great suggestion and yes, we will be doing that. Thanks, Ed All right, so you are yeah, wow, it's either yeah, I'm almost like suggestions yet It's great idea. I think that is the most like suggestion Well done Wow, everyone's into that. I thought about that, but I thought he'd never go for it But I'm still not going for it. Let's just do it I reckon we should just invite the the ones that he wants to discard of Over here randomly at like weird times of the night. So they just won't You're gonna freak you man. Oh, no Jericho Thomas 2 9 9 also asked if we'd bring back the segment name changes We just answered that question Look what if you let us know in the comments Do you want us to we can try again with the intros to the segments try make them funny We just quickly did them first take like episode one and we still have a few to do So we can let us know if there's shit we'll redo them But the name changes it just it fucking tears my throat out of my skull and we do one and a half two hour episodes now I would be dead come Yeah, seriously, I backed that he would be dead unless we swap especially with his flutter heart If I we swore I do one see me you do one. Yeah, I don't have the vocals. Yeah, you do the rats have killed it You do That's like all I got is to get a name the geese, mate. I'm a geese, mate Next brand next question from Alex G 7 2 3 If Marty goes to get a tattoo on his hulse helps hearts Does he get charged for a full sleeve due to how massive his neck is? Yeah, I guess so we should go get some more tats. I think I need one Do you get a tattoo man? All right? I'll let you guys pick a tattoo the size of Marty's alien And it can't be anything rude on your wrist and I'll get it somewhere. That's you don't have any tattoo I've none, but I'm meaning to get some so yeah, that has no tattoo. I'll get it somewhere on my upper legs You should get planet earth We'll get I'll yeah We will give you ten grand cash if you get eyelers face portrait on your back Ten grand cash for a face portrait of my this big that big The center of your back One of her breasts. I thought you're gonna say as a neck. I thought you're gonna say I low like on my ass or something No, I'll do that with one of her breasts as a neck. No But you never know red no one's ever gonna see it even your future wife won't see it unless she's not She's pegging you as you slapping your ass Fuck bouncing back you're bouncing slide along the laundry. You almost had me at Ilar the name Tattooed on me, but you've lost it. You're going too far. So the tip I will minus the tip we just get her face the size of my hand right now on the center of your back Ten grand cash in a bag and it's a Nike bag And you can keep that no, I should be get the bag. All right, we keep the bag How big What the diagram? The size of my hand. Look, that's my hand. It's It's in the center of your back. That's huge. It gets done on your spine. I want her teeth to be on your spine. Oh Dude, that is so big. You won't see it. I've got a I've got a fucking unicorn on tramp stamp I never see that shit. No one does no Whereabouts on my back in the middle of it and you can't get it removed. I would Ten grand cash Anytime no, I don't like the spot. All right, you can you can answer next week. I don't like the spot on my body I'm just putting it out there What the center of your back? Yeah, like that. I don't like it there. Yeah, I know that's why it's such a stupid spot It looks so out of whack right in the middle of your back I'm not at the top. I'd rather even have it like on my car No, no, no, no, I can see it right now. I just said if you're back Yeah, see now you've gone too far. You can't all right. Don't get it. 10 grand Actually need that money and ground off the table we'll put it towards our own Tatto's of Isla next question is from Rebs A question podcast to mr. Brown. How's it going with your son questin? I Yeah, do you see that thing? I hate he's fucking gross looking when he talks to me on Instagram Sometimes I tell him to go fuck off. Oh my god. You're a ruthless dad. Did you yeah, but you fucked him multiple times Yeah, I just hope he just he tried to fuck you too. I just hope he disappears Yeah, I reckon man. Yeah, you wouldn't want to missionary that kind Well, I guess I can bend him over for sure I hope he gets struck by lightning cloaking raindrops Maybe well if he tried to fuck you again and you had a Tatto of Isla in the middle of your back I might put him off or he he could blow quicker. So it's not so painful. Maybe if you can have me Anyway, next question is from Bondi Shane surf and rescue Did map around ever extract revenge on Michael and Julian for snapping his cacti, I knew you'd pick that question you fucking No, he didn't he acts disappointed. He's like I'm really disappointed. I was pretty disappointed That was my biggest cactus and one of my favorites and now look at it It's flourishing out the front in the shade fucking dying at the front of the shade. Yeah, you don't order it You'll hear more than me your cactus is neglected as fuck brown. Oh, they're not just that one But we did put a beautiful cactus garden right outside his bedroom on his deck and he can look out that as he ponders about life. So, yeah, that is true It's even next Kader And now Next question is from Hunter height now. Well, why does Michael hate Star Wars so much? Everyone knows. It's not good Me don't fucking start me. It's not that good. That's why and it's just so oh I hate to say it, but it's just so fucking it's immature It's everyone likes it or just if you like it. You normally a bit, you know, like man, it's just oh Annoying you just a bit like Matt like when he went on about the furbies like when they blow the horn It really gets me going and Like There's better things to life than fucking talking about that shit. It's stupid and shit That's that that's what I think and that's right. I'm right while we're on this subject There is a another question From Lachlan Bell Do you think Michael doesn't like the movies because he has had a bad mindset about before he watches the movies Are you in a bad mindset before you watch these movies? I'd say there's probably 20% of me that hates you and wants to be like, yeah, Matt's fucking like I hate that He's making me watch this And yes, that's it sets a bad venom in my No, no hates that I know that you're picking films that will get to me And I just so I just go in there like I wanted like I like I pick out all the negatives There's one positive from this film that we'll talk about later that I took from I can't wait to give you the next one Fuck you man. No, it's good Say that every week 110% reckon you're gonna come back with a nine out of ten That's how confident I am Yeah, fuck man movies. I have my my opinion of films. It's very hard to find a good film You know, you've got films like Right, oh right away the Shrek Shrek's great Kevin Costner in the wolves one. I was dancing with balls This is a very good Titanic the beach. See these are all a grade. Dude. Where's my car? Be a fest Freddie got fingered great film road trip. Yeah, it was a good film Yeah, road trip was a good film. I remember being a kid and I couldn't believe there was nudity in it Yeah, nudity so he's so crazy when I was a kid American pie. Oh Seen those tears. Yeah, seven fuck man And I had to beg my parents so I could watch it at a sleeper with my mates You got to watch a year seven. I had to wait till I was in high school. I think German boy, I could not afford to a DVD Remember watching sex scenes around your parents so awkward. Oh, oh Greg Brown when he first started dating my stepmother. He was like all Fucking a sex scene came on in a movie. I was watching and I turned it down because of the awkwardness and dad in front of her And he's gonna deny this was like, oh you're turning down the best bit It was being funny and I was like that's so disgusting you that's where you get it from. Oh, man Oh, I remember that clearly fucking sex. He's probably done that to your stepmom, you know He's probably done that. Yeah, picture it No, sorry. All right Dremel From Ivan the original are you guys considering to make a track invasion at the F1 GP in Melbourne? I think that'd be death. I think that we can jump it brother You probably could you fucking time to jump up brother. Fuck it. We'll do it. No, we got a practice though. Get the van What would you call it? Fin okay, we call it. Yeah, we'll F1 because it was kicking a goal last time now. It's what Jump in jumping a fin Who F1 is at an end for some reason finish one None F1 none Next question from it's cheesy Why is Michael so defensive of his hair? So it's his identity. I guess he is identity. It's what I identify is long hair Yeah That is that All right moving right along to one of our newest segments where Matt gives Michael a movie Oh, sorry a movie to watch Michael watches that movie and then tells us what he thinks of it These are all movies that Matt loves and adores and thinks they're amazing this one I I generally love it so Matt gave my will show my kids if I ever fucking get any so Matt gave Michael back To the future to watch Michael watched it. This is what Michael thinks All right, this there has to be a new rule Because I I've said that PG films. There's it's very rare unless you have marijuana PG films are shit That's not your choice. No, but it's just like I'm not a kid. I'm an adult man I'm 32 years old PG are only he's only brought in for when there's violence 33 yeah, and the whole point of films is that No, this is not a fucking kid. We'll have to take this offline We'll have to take this offline have a discussion because honestly, there are so many good PG You've got yet the sandalot and Shrek is pretty much all that is good at PG. I'm not sure I need weed I'm gonna have to stand with Matt on this one. I think Matt gets to choose and the rating is irrelevant But like I'm just gonna say if you keep giving me Michael. I'm going to say You're wasting everyone's time. Well, that's just I reckon who agrees hardly ever look at all the agreements Look at all the Down syndrome babies nodding in agreement. Yeah in PG Okay I'm just gonna go through my notes because I just go through notes as I walk throughout watch the film And that's just one of the first note. You give me three PG films, mate And that's shit. I'm not a fucking kid treat me like an adult star Wars PG. Yes, it's fucking PG That is stupid man, okay Now there's a lady who screams at the start and it's like save the clock down I like we've got a fucking Struck by lightning we've mentioned that back to the future. I continue fully. No, yeah It's back to the future by the way back to the future PG film 1985 back to the lady that there's a fucking lady And I can't believe you quoted it like you just comes to you know, it's automatic. It's so disgusting, dude It is it's close. Don't do that. Don't do that Matt. Okay. If you want to say Dude, I fucking wanted to bash her dude. You should have she pissed me off so much This is the start of the film and you've put so much energy into it. She's just so This is why you struggle with films. Yeah, she's so annoying She's in it for like 10 seconds Yeah, I know and I wanted to fucking hit her and I know you shouldn't hit women But I'm honest about like I just your feelings. You're being vulnerable Being vulnerable and open yeah, okay, then next point like this is just in order. What are you fucking on listening to my reviews? Fucking hell. Can't you look like you're 70 years old getting up Got his cock out for the world to see Drinking his own mother now. I know that I keep going on about the bashings, but this is just important to me Who else you want to bash McFly's dad, dude? Can't stand him okay Fuck what's he's McFly's first name just his timid George McFly. No, no the main character Marty Okay, yeah, he is annoying. He's like, oh, I don't know if I can do that Donald yeah, yeah, it's annoying Donald Trump's in it young Donald Trump is in it. Oh, wow very strange I didn't know he was an actor when he was younger. Yeah, that was weird. That's not Donald Trump. Yes, it is Looks exactly like him. That's it is Read a book now the sound okay. This is thing you're gonna give me a film. I'm living in 2023 You're giving me films from the 80s the sound is shit. I Have it up full blast Every single line their voice their mouth is goes like this and they've had to re-record over and it's just stupid It's because it's so long ago the audio Distracts the two just separates. I think it's a mute point. Yeah, exactly. It's a mute Point because it was pretty mute. I had to turn it up. He had to put the captions on. I'm very okay I'm pretty sure. Oh, this was pretty funny to me and I found that there's a point where they The doc and I know why you like the doc by the way I know why you like the film because his last name's brown doc brown. That's why You love that and now there is a point and this is really this is obvious when the doc Brown Shows McFly Marty McFly the time machine. They're showing that this fucking dumb car Yeah, I'm not the doc looks down at fucking Marty's dick The doc has either Fucked Marty McFly or wants to fuck Marty McFly and he's in high school Which therefore makes the doc a pedophile The time machine always bring everything back to pedophiles. I'm sorry. You're a pedophile That's why he want to invent of the time machine so he can go forwards in time to when Marty's a bit older And then you can drill a hole in his back. It was obvious. He fully looks him up and down, dude You go back. I'll show you the same. Can you review the film? I am. I'm doing it right now He's pointing out the pedophilia in it. Yep Rick and Morty copied back to the future. It is exactly Yeah, the whole episode where they do back to the future. Well, there you go and also the back to the future copied Pinocchio Really? The doc is also massive nose. Also Gepetto. Oh Gepetto. He has clocks in his arm In his arm. It's happy duty time in his laboratory. There's clocks everywhere Yeah, it's the same opening scene as because he's doing an experiment with the clocks. Yep Well, that's the same thing. It's exactly they copied Pinocchio. It's exactly the same time man We haven't even gotten to anywhere into the film. Also. I want to bash the doc He pisses me. There's points where he just fucking hell man. Is he alive that man? Yes. Yes. Yes Wouldn't you have an anxiety if you sent someone back to the future? Psychopath. The movie would have been better. Oh, you know the scene Where his mum's into him? Yes, you enjoyed that. Yeah. Yeah, I liked that. Instead of kissing her He should have fingered her. No, fingered her. I thought it'd be too much. He doesn't kiss her Yeah, his mum kisses him. Yeah, it tries to kiss him, but he... No, they kiss. There's lips connecting He does not pull away enough, but I thought it would have been funny if he fingered her McFly's dad just back to that fucking... God, that kind. George McFly? Yeah, yeah He deserves every bit of bullying that he got. Okay. That's just what I have to say. Is there anything about the film? Yeah, this is all about the film. The only reason I... The only thing I like about the film Yeah, this is just because you liked the doc's name is Dr. Brown. Okay, I'll go to the positives of the film This is one positive. You liked the skateboarding on the back of the car Yes, but I didn't that wasn't what I was gonna write down I did. And you know the part where he like puts the back up and he sparks as you go around the corner That was a bit you liked the most. No, no, I liked the guitar solo. That was cool. Yeah, that was cool That's about it. Johnny be good. Alright, what do you give it out of ten? So that is a four It's a two. No, it's a three. Three out of ten. What do you give it? Eight and a half. All right There's a bit of variation. All right, Matt. What are you gonna get him to watch this week? I'm actually the... I actually think that Michael will love this film. It's a true story It all really happened and it involves the P word that you're using before. Penis? Pedophiles? Pedophiles It's called spotlight. All right What? When's it from? 2000. I'm not actually sure. Is it rated M? Give me a sec. No. As long as it's not PG or under, I'm cool. It could be PG because there's no violence in it There was no there's no violence in a lot of M films. It's just at least they swear This would have to be rated M just due to the nature of the film. Yeah, good. Thank you. You've given me a spot like I've never even heard of that You should watch it too. I'm interested. Like dead set money. You should watch it too. You'll fucking love it I'm interested to see what happens. Okay. What does this keep going? I'm hope I'm hope about this now. All right guys That is my Michael's movie review segment. Let's finish off for the prank call It's from 2015 and it's rated R. Oh, wow. Okay, cool. I can get into that I thought it would be rated like M, but it's rated R. Thank you for thinking about me. All right All right, guys For the prank call this week Darren This is a suggestion on tiktok and I loved it Darren's gonna call a pharmacy and he's going to say that The pills that they sold him a shit like the painkillers that they sold him a shit I know we've been doing a lot of Darren prank calls But like this one just just thought it was a really good idea and Darren's perfect for this Yeah, get on that. My name's Darren. Um, and I came in look small and rot And all got a pack of indane because I've got like back pain on that And I've just had a couple throughout the day, right? And I'll just pop another one before say like double what's What's the doc said for me to take right and they ain't like working then like not doing like nothing lock And I've got and dimes from you boys before right and they worked fine But this time I don't know what's going on like so I was just calling like to juice lock do something different time on that because like It's kind of like they're like a bit weaker and that like she's like cut them down or something this time No, no, not at all. So and I'm basically it comes in the one drink, which is your five milligrams Regardless of what brand you get some it is always the five milligrams of the oxycodone I haven't you know watered them down or anything. Well, it's just weird cuz lock, you know, they're like not doing nothing like I'm still like In fair bit of pain right and like I don't get like I'm not I'm not buzzing that like I usually get So I'm just thinking maybe like like maybe he's got them off the bike He's or something this time and there's like been cut cut down a bit cuz like how's he explain it? Do you know what I mean? Okay, look what's going on here? Look, I'm meant to be killing pain, right? And I've just had some and my pain's not killed block. It's still right there Do you know what I mean? Maybe maybe the level of pain that you're dealing with at the moment is a bit stronger than what you've had previously So maybe it's just not quite cutting it with the you know the end-ones this time The only thing I can really recommend is you know having a chat with your prescriber So the doctor that you know gave you the script and let them know that it's just not cutting it because they might need to look Into seeing if there's anything, you know stronger or a different way they can tackle it Right, right. Do you think maybe look one of the other pharmacists? Maybe um done like a bit of a deal or something and like maybe he's like Taking some of the strength away and like cut them down with like creatine and that and like repressed them Cuz like they're weak is shit brother like I even crushed one up and look Tasted and that look they don't taste right. They don't look right like I swear to God You boys have been a bloody compromise in that look Bikes are something I can tell you cut them down in to your stash I reckon or you got a dodgy pharmacist there mate because like I should be bloody drooling and I'm fucking staying at all right now too I can tell you, you know, none of none of our pharmacists would ever do anything like that We're all all, you know, very I've heard that before I've heard that before and like and look, you know, it happens all the time like bark He's come in and like pharmacists gets locked Nothing like that has happened. Yeah, it's just a case of I think think the pain that you're dealing with this time Is it? Yeah, just a bit worse than and what you've you know dealt with previously? What am I gonna do now look I'm gonna have to come in get more Like and that's not fair on me look, you know, I'm working hard for like my cash and that and look now I'm gonna have to come in get more more of your week week and done that you used to cut up Right and selling a public lock selling a full price. Look, I'm fine. He's come down But at least shave some of the price off for us, you know, I mean like I get it I'm telling you this is the same stuff that we've always ordered in and there's been no modifications But are you there like when they're making it? But do you know what I mean? Like you don't know because you just one of the follows there that gets locked the packets and that and Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this lock But I'm gonna be honest in that lock off one or more mates. Not me He has them like cuz he just likes to like get high in that and he even said he said the same thing Well, not me but not me one of my boys. He even said like oh like I think they cut them down and that cuz like Yeah, like he said he wasn't even feeling like a buzz on that So it's not it's not just even me mate. Look use is definitely been locked Someone's got any old stash and taking a look at the arm oxy out of it I reckon and they've replaced it with like creatine and that look I reckon you need to lock shut up shopping that if you Don't know what's going on, right because it happens My it happens in all of the drug dealers and that look that everyone gets gets their shit cutting that lock and using no Different right he's just got he's just the legal ones, bro And I've seen it happen time time again. Now if I'll come in Can I get another script or he's gonna be dogs about it? There's nothing I could do unless you get a brand new script from the doctor So it's a highly regulated medication and I can't give it out without a script Well, you'd need to need to see a doctor and come in with a new script You know to get any further tablets. I'm afraid so he's just sold me dodgy and done and now all gonna pay double the price Mate, do you see how that's like? Let's not really fair like and use like like sometimes you go out in nightclub and you buy like a pinger in that You don't know what you're getting so I get that but user meant to be like not it's not dodgy tablets We've got them directly from the supply same as we always have yeah But the supply mate like I'm saying like maybe the bike he's got up one level of that and When user at the factory, right making them like maybe the bike he's got the blokes there Mixing all the bloody pills and that together, right but I could get in there takes couple fistfuls of the bloody active ingredient yet Swap around create anything with a bra. You need to help me out brother. Well, I've been nothing but honest with you There's a level respect nothing I can do for you without a new script on the fray. So There's really nothing else I can do mate We're meant to be bloody brothers brother like I've come to you like respect Like I've got respect for you right and I expect a little bit of respect from for me, too Do you know what I mean? Look I'm coming out on a linear like I'm bloody on my knees. Can't look I'm fucking On my knees right now like in the kitchen. I'm on my knees like looking up at the light and that like shaking and that lock It's just fucking lock. I mean so much pain Back is I'm coming in and you gotta help my brother out mate. You can't do this to me You can't do anything I can do Nothing I can do my back just a little pinch thing mate like what the hell's going on with your pills, mate Are you's been done with a bike? He's I'm telling the cops on news because user meant to be the legal ones, right? And use a bloody cutting your pills and use probably going on getting high yourselves. It's quite disgusting, mate. It's making me sick Look, I'm telling you there's nothing we've done to our tablets It's the same as it always has been where we've been ordering them from our supplier. I'm sorry. It's not cutting it for you But all I can say is you're gonna have to go to Prince Charles and see their doctors See if you had something stronger tonight because there's nothing I can do for you. Look, mate Look, I'm sorry or I'll come on Understand I understand you'll try and be straight and I've just I think I've just realized look you don't know Look what's going on like up above you and that so it's not even your fault You're probably just one of the runners and that and they use just you sitting at reception and that just flicking the pills off Look, you don't you know what you got nothing to do with manufacturing on that. Do you? You know That's making sense, mate Yeah, so you're still trying to lock work your way up to lock the high level Like I am like you're trying to work your way up the ladder up to lock manufacturing on that and that's where the big cash He's out in that so I'll get it, mate. All right. Well, look, um, mate Respect that you like stood your ground on that like I'll love that like about you You've you've you've made me respect you as man and look if if maybe you and I what do you think maybe um, I Don't know look it's a bit awkward saying about what do you reckon? Maybe you and I go into business together, mate because like I've got I've got some stuff You got access to some stuff and then we could come together, right and make a third business like a triangle, right? And then we can sell Some good shit and make sure that it's clean. It's good. It's pure and keep the boys coming back. Keep them happy What do you reckon bro? I I can't I appreciate the offer, but I can't can't do that. I'd lose my registration Mate, you know, I have to know nothing mate. I'm quite happy working where I am So I appreciate the business business also, but you know, I can't take you up on that. I'm afraid We're on mate. Well, I'm always here. I'm always ready for you if you ever change them on or what I won't use our supply. It's very important that you know that like I strictly stick to like a bit of weed Maybe, you know on weekends I might get into the meth and the ice and the bloody bags and bit of ket and bit md And all that but I never ever ever right if I'm selling it. I will not use our supply Right, you got my word on that mate You got my blood here as I stand staring up in my kitchen light underneath the southern cross I promise you I swear on my dead granddad that you have got my word I will never ever get higher on our supply. Now you don't have to answer right now You go home you think about it. You chat to your wife about it, right? I'll call again tomorrow and you give me your final answer, bro But we could make a lot of money together. I respect yours man, right? I love you. I love you. I can tell you right now. Um, it's it's not something I can do on the price I appreciate it. I love you so much with all my heart and soul and we will be so strong We will be so strong in business. I think a good business name for us to be Maybe like I don't know maybe like Well, what could we say like maybe the the pure boys or something the pure boys. Yeah, that's not bad Anyway, just think about it, right working title Look, I can give you give the answer. I appreciate your pure sons. I hope you're feeling a bit better, but uh, I can't Yeah, can't help you out. But uh, yeah, I hope you're feeling a bit better soon. Okay. No worries, brother Well, pure sons is probably a good one. But yeah, all right. You have a good night I'll call back tomorrow with final answer mile alive in your morning. And yeah, I'll chat to you soon, brother Big business here. I'm talking like I'm talking 100 10 a k a month, right? All right, brother. You stay strong. You stay strong, bro. I love you. Suck more lips. I want you to suck more lips I enjoyed that That was good. He he he was very deflect deflect defecate. It's not good when they're not they're very just It's hard to get an an every day and a fucking old mate last week was like, yeah Yeah, I'll take that into since to like, you know, he was very strong. He was very deflect technique He'll keep his yeah, that's well said. Yeah, he's probably dealing And I reckon he's considering it Dude, oh man that I fucking Darren's I love him. He's a good bloke. He's a strong man We're gonna film a bunch of prank holes on satay. So hopefully we can bang out some good ones Yeah, we're gonna try and do bulk ones and then for client and get the best ones to give to you guys So then we can do more than one take matt So So anyway, that is the end of episode number four don't forget to lock comment subscribe It gives foster RV on Spotify. It all helps out like word of mouth and that cuz lock YouTube.com, Instagram, cuz lock. It's all demon toys and like matt's fucked up and shit So, are you let's see because there are so many people that watch this I want to see I think we're on 1.75 star reviews on Spotify six. I thought I would love to see Come out Monday or when you watch this say when I look on Tuesday afternoon, it's true When I look at on Tuesday afternoon in our Spotify I want to see if we can get it up to like 2k five star reviews Imagine if just 300 people that haven't five started yet Do it bang, clang, tang then we're one away from fucking we're almost, you know Where