More Monkey Business at the TSA





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Published on Dec 10, 2013

Hey what's up, Midge here and I just want to take this time to let you know one thing.
You can feel safe this Christmas flying back to your hometown because the TSA is on the job.

These skilled agents won't let anything on a plane that can do you harm, even if its a 2 inch plastic toy gun owned by a sock monkey that goes by the name of Rooster Monkburn.

Check this out... Phyllis May, has a small business making sock monkeys
While going through a TSA Checkpoint, carrying some sewing materials and Rooster in her carry on bag, TSA agents confiscated the Sock monkey's tiny 2 inch toy gun.

The agent declared 'this is a gun, If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn't know if it was real or not".

We'll never know if Phyllis and her sock monkey were going to hijack their plane with that 2 inch toy gun.

Now I know I can safely fly anywhere in the greatest country on earth knowing that no one will ever hijack my flight with a two inch sock monkey toy gun.

Right now, lets pause to salute these brave men and women who, rifle through our belongings, grope our genitals, and irradiate our flesh to keep our country safe.

Happy holidays to all, safe travels, my name is Midge and I am outta here... but I'm taking the bus....

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