 If you are currently a two-legged, I would like your help with a project. My friends will playfully bully me for missing a leg. I enjoy it, they enjoy it, it's a good time, no feelings are actually hurt, but my reply game is not on point. And so I'm wondering if you could listen to a few potential responses as a two-legged and let me know if any of these cut to the core, because that is what I am looking to accomplish here. Oh, you kept both of your legs? Looks like someone's too afraid to live life on hard mode, am I right? Oh, you poor thing. You actually have to like do something with your life to be seen as inspirational. I just have to exist and people tell me it every day. Oh, is someone just a normal, normal person with two legs? Wow, that's so unique. Help me out here guys, what's a better response? I need to get meaner.