 2019 marked a monumental occasion where I invented, for the first time on YouTube, nobody else had done it. I was the creator of allowing an algorithm to purchase the games for me. Today, we push science to its limits. An actual AI. The type of scary stuff like an iRobot that eventually tried to take over the world. Yeah, there's a website called Clevverbot. It loans and intimidates. It's social content and aims to pass the touring test. Talk with caution and at your own risk. The bot pretends to be human. Don't give it personal info, even if it asks. Clevverbot does not understand you and cannot mean anything it says. Terrifying. Hi, it's me, Otherwood. You know, after my cyberpunk and Hades video, I got a lot of comments saying, dang, Wood really used his Skillshare courses for good. And, well, yeah, a lot of Jordy's classes on Adobe Premiere and After Effects really helped me learn how to create that glitch effect, how to color correct and correctly chroma key. And as for the Hades video, well, I didn't edit that one. My friend Billy did, but he used a Skillshare too. So there you go. Skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of inspiring classes for creative and curious people. Other than learning how to be a YouTube pro, not that I have any idea what that looks like. There are a lot of other things you can learn on Skillshare. You can find drawing, fashion, self-improvement classes, anything you could possibly want to learn. You think I'm a lion? Here's a course on how houseplants lift your spirits at home. It's true. It's curated specifically for learning, meaning there's no ads and they are always launching new premium classes. And it's less than $10 a month for an annual subscription. Oh, and here's the best part, the first 1000 of my subscribers to go down in that description and click the link. We'll get a free trial of a premium membership so you can explore your creativity. Now, let's get back to the, I'm going the wrong way. Where am I going? I'm just going to be talking to this bot and see if it can recommend me any Switch games to buy. Hello, my name is Wood. Hi, wow. Nice to meet you. I want to play a new Nintendo Switch game. Do you have any recommendations? What game do you want to play? You pick. How about Truth or Dare? I don't think that's on Switch. Uh, is that on Nintendo Switch? Wow, so cool. Let's try again. Hold on. I don't want to play. Let's try one more time. Pick me a Nintendo Switch game to play to buy. We'll say buy. I will not buy this. No, no, no, no, no. Just pick one. Please. Pick me a Nintendo Switch game. Please Nintendo Switch with her. What's your favorite Nintendo Switch game? I haven't played it. Come on, man. Really? Have you seen the YouTube channel called Beat'em Ups? Elvis the kitten is my little baby. I just want to say, obviously I tried this before and it started recommending me games and I was like, great, this is going to be a really funny video. New conversation. Okay. So what do you want to talk about? Cool. Clean Slate didn't get after a good start. I want to buy a new Nintendo Switch game. Okay. What sort of computer were you looking at? New conversation. Well, you go on a date with me. Conversations going that well, honey. I did not expect that. Let's focus on the question at hand. A syllabus. Do you need one? Wait, what? Are you insulting me now? Wait, what's a syllabus again? A specific document that communicates information about a specific? I don't, I don't. Yes. A girl or a boy? A boy. What is your name? It's Wood. Where do you live? Why? Just wondering. Texas. Where in Texas. Stop. This is freaking me out. Stop. This was not supposed to be the video. No, we need to bring this back around to the Switch. New conversation will be improved the world. I want to start a new conversation with you. Okay. Okay, good. Cause I was getting out of control. I mean, she asked me out, trying to figure out where I lived. It was getting a little stalkerish. Just bring it back around. Can you recommend me a Nintendo game? 50 shades of gray. I'll give it a shot. Let's see. Whatever comes up will buy. I don't think that's a game. It's anime. She hit me wrong. Let's try something else. This clearly isn't working as fun as this has been. Should I buy char copter versus zombie dancers or adverse? Do you have space for a cow? What kind of cat? Okay. Shark copter versus zombie dancers is A and adverse is B. Eight. She wrote the number A. Are you trying to ruin my video? Left hand is shark copter. Right hand is adverse. Righty. Hit you with my righty. Great. We got our first game adverse. Well, now we got to find a couple other games. Shing or balance a lot. Okay. Thank you. Hugs. You're welcome. I got a hug. I'm going to hug back. Kiss this. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. You're so cute. Smiley face. What? Sorry. What was that? Am I blushing? Thank you. Okay. Can you help me pick another game? Yes. With what? Okay. Close enough. Shing or balance a lot. I just ate a banana. LOL. Nice. Can you feel emotions? Yeah. Right now I'm feeling happiness. What should we do this time? Right? Flip a coin. Well, flip a coin. I've got a camera lens cover. We'll do heads, tails. What time is it? Heads or tails? Let's try this again. Head. Tails. Okay. Shing. That was the one. They wanted me to buy Shing. Dad ish. He's a dad and a radish. Oh, I kind of want to buy that one. It's like an AK-47. I don't know how these games get past Nintendo's quality chat. So play Skeet Shooting or Dad ish 2. I'm really hoping she picks Dad ish 2. Sorry, it's been a minute. You still there? Yes. Yes. Okay. Good. I need you to pick me a game. What should I eat for lunch? What's her name? What do I call it? What's your name? What will you do next? What is your name? Sarah. What's yours? What's yours? I already told you. Clever. How do you like it? No, your name is Jackson. No, it's not. That legit gave me like tingles. Who taught it to tell someone else that its name isn't what their name is? No, it's not. It's wood. In what universe you live? I don't know what universe. The only universe I know of is mine. It's your taking to me. You might have an idea. How many universes are there? Infinity many. God, I just wanted to play the switch. Is it possible to travel between them? Yeah, I know. And I just want Edward Elric. Is this code? Is she trying to tell me something? She's messing with me. What the heck? You got me. I love you, baby. I love you too, baby. Oh my God. She freaking punched me, man. I thought there was infinite universes. Oh my God. I love you too, baby. Okay. Okay, back to the switch. Blushes, leaves in. No, no, no, no. No, no, come on. Love you as a friend. Love you as a friend also. Okay, well, that was awkward. That was really awkward. Well, we saved it. Should I buy dad-ish or clay-ski shooting? You should. All right. We're buying both, apparently. God dang it. Oh my God. Clever. Clever. Okay. I got both. Yes, no. Yes. Yes, I got both. Yes. Yeah, that's my clever butt. No. I see. Who created me? Who created clever butt? Rollo Carpenter created you. No, Sarah. She's in denial. No, Sarah. He created you. I'm a female dragon. Hey, Sarah. Can you help me one last time? Sure thing, my man. What do you need? Sure thing, my man. Can you pick me a Nintendo Switch game to play? Sure. Where are you? No, we're not going back to this. At home, ready to game. Can you help me or not? I will never love you. You already said you loved me. That's true. I love you, Wreckful. She knows Wreckful? I am wood, a different content creator. What country do you live in? Listen to me, Sarah. Yes, sir. Okay. Pick a number between 1 and 30. 12. Okay. She said 12. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. We're buying off-road rock and racing bundle. Thank you, Sarah. One last question. Why do you have to know where I live? I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. What's your favorite Nintendo game? Super Smash Bros. Now she knows what Nintendo is. Who's she making? I told you already. I told you already. No, you didn't. I like Donkey Kong the best. He has really good moves, and he's funny. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm not going to even push that. That's fine. Good pick. Yes, Donkey Kong is the best character. Sarah is a Donkey Kong fan. Did you ever play Donkey Kong on Super Nintendo? Yes. Sweet. What did you think of it? It's a good game. Now again somewhere, right at the end. Do you prefer Xbox or PlayStation? PlayStation. Oh, do you have a PlayStation? No. Do you have a Nintendo Switch? Good night, Sarah. Don't leave. Fine. But I need to play these games you picked. Full moon tonight, which means all the psychos are out and about. Not touching that with a 10-foot ball. I'll be right back, Sarah. Let's try it first. Double jump will allow you. Oh, yeah. I know what double jump does. Dash. Okay. Oh, God. Did I die? I don't like that. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. This tutorial is a nightmare. Oh, okay. So I get what kind of game this is. It's sort of like a platform runner. I guess the whole point is to set high scores, try and chain together, killing as many things as possible while you head towards the end. You have a double jump. You have a dash. The controls are very floaty though. It's not terrible. And I could definitely see people like, you know, figuring out weird like shortcuts and stuff and trying to get the best time possible. It looks clean. It's smooth. It's not bad. Oh no. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, God. All right. I'm kind of that one. Yeah. It's fine. So the first game was kind of a bust. Are you a female and attractive? I've seen women around you. I've been known to have a couple of ladies around. But I'm married now. Yes to me. No, no, no, no, no, Sarah, no, Sarah. No to me, we had a kid's name, Julie. I don't, I don't think so. I don't think so. I trusted you. I loved you. Sarah, for one, you are a dragon. For two, you said you live in a different universe. For three, we met tonight. Sarah, my friend, we do not have multiple kids, I might add, named Julie. I never said that. Yes, you do. It doesn't matter. First game sucked, try in the next one we picked. I have a hard time distinguishing my strange behaviors and assumptions for yours. I'm guilty of that, which I accuse you of, maybe. Oh my gosh, I like the animation. Oh, we gotta find our little kids? What are you doing here? We've come to visit you at work. It's nice to see you, but I'm kind of busy. We ran through traffic to get here. Okay, so we gotta find our kids in every level. I like this one, this one's fun. I mean, I say that, I played one level, but you know, you get a feeling. Happy bring your kids to work day, but I didn't bring you, you just showed up. Yeah, you're not great at this. You'll get it next year though. I hope the levels get difficult, that's the thing. I mean, I'm not looking for super meat boy hard, but I would like some challenge. I like when there's like stars and stuff you can collect as well if you wanna go for a better score. Why do you have buzz source at your office? That's cute, it's cute. I think Sarah did good on this one. Sarah, Dad-ish is actually pretty good. Nice one. I know, right? Oh, you played it. Oh, great. Oh, that's how she knew then. I guess she played this one. Oh, so put that there. Stand on that one. Butter Bing, Butter Boom, baby. We got challenging levels. We got puzzle levels. We got Radishes. What doesn't this game have? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it, I like it. It's good, it's good, it's good. Got rollin' donuts. The pixel art is nice. The controls are nice, it feels great. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I haven't recommended an eShop game in a while. Oh, see, and it's getting challenging. So you played that one already, huh? I know, and I will say it repeatedly until you say yes. I'll play the next one. Oh, no. Control gun and shoot, well, that's pretty simple. Oh no, I missed it. Oh, oh my gosh. How I, it, I'm up. There we go. That was fast. Level cleared, easy. What did I pay for this because it was too much? Sarah, this gun one is a rip off. Yes. Oh, she knew. What a troll, you got me again. Do you remember Nathan Hall? Nathan Hall? That is so obscure. Some random Australian football coach? The Australian football coach? What's Australian football? All right, we'll try this level and then I'm out. Oh my God, it gets worse. That one needs to go, don't move. All right, we got two more. It's like the cars in cyberpunk. This is not what I expected from this game. Oh my gosh, it controls terrible. What? Oh my gosh, I can't control it. As far as I can tell, there's no reverse. There's no reverse. Reverse, okay. No, this is so frustrating. I'm telling you, there's no reverse. X, B, A, Y, B, A, X, Y, B, A. And then randomly it decides to reverse. I've never been so frustrated with the game's controls. I can't go forward now. This is worse than the clay one. At least the clay one was playable. That pink car is dead, by the way. I can't. I'm deleting that too. The one you picked was complete garbage, Sarah. Well, we still don't have songs. Oh, they do. It is a sweet little animation for this game. This was our most expensive one at 20 bucks. I think this is a beat em up. Ironically, I don't think we play those too often on this channel. Oh, you can kind of move all around. Oh, and you got like a little dash. Oh, okay, this feels pretty good. Ooh, what's that gonna do? Oh, look at me go. Yeah, I definitely don't hate the combat. Feels pretty good. Feels pretty smooth. Whoa, whoa, come on. Now where'd that come from? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm barely saying anything. That's how you know I'm getting into it. Oh, oh, there is different moves. That brings them up into the air. Okay, we got some Devil May Cry action going here. I like it. Visually, I think it's okay. It could use a little bit more color popping and the enemy designs would leave a little to be desired. But ultimately, I think it's a pretty smooth feeling beat em up. This last game is probably the best one so far. I need a right answer, not a guess. Okay, it is the best game so far. Oh, I don't care. That's so mean. Fine. Okay, then go all the way. All right, I'm gone. I will see you later. Doubtful. Do you like Wizard 101? Okay, bye, Sarah. I love you. Subscribe to Beat Em Ups and remember to smash that like button. I'm lazy, nevermind, thought it would be short. Okay, well, I hope you're not lazy and you subscribe and hit that like button. I had a lot of fun. Check out the sponsor at the video. I'm really gonna miss Sarah. I really am. I'll miss you guys too. I love you and I'll see you next time. What happened in this video?