 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're gonna look at some bad content that I've made and I know what you're saying, Kevin, isn't that the same as every day? Well listen here you little sh** Sorry, I didn't mean to have an outburst like that Luckily I can just edit myself to be a better version of me when I post on the internet What you said was really funny and I can laugh at myself Anyway, we're gonna look at some of my bad content that I've made I got three videos that didn't make it through the extreme vetting process I have But I still think they are decent, you know, I feel like they could be made into videos but maybe just not on their own So we've combined three into one and you just get more of me than you really wanted or asked for The camera quality might be a bit off because some of them are a little bit older Not too old but I upgraded my camera recently enough so it might be a little off But the first video we're gonna look at is me playing a game called Seaman That's Seaman, get your mind out of the gutter It is a bizarre game, it is so weird, so so weird, but yeah I hope you enjoy it, I'll be back once you finish up with Seaman And we'll watch another one together This, and I hate to say this because I've been saying it in a few videos recently This will be the weirdest game you've ever seen me play I keep saying that but the bar keeps being raised because I'm playing really weird games recently But look, let the game speak for itself, let's get started The thing is I don't even know what I'm fully getting myself in for I've just seen little clips from this game and I can already tell it's insane Okay, I'm a professional when it comes to this stuff I can spot a weird game on my own and even this game kind of tripped me up So, okay, this is the heater for a tank Let's just boil the fecker alive Aw, now that looks like a nice tank all of a sudden Aw, is that a sofa in the back? Alright, I think we're ready to drop my egg Would you like to save and end the session? No, I've hardly done anything Okay, I think there's my egg, is it going in? Oh my god, this game is really confusing Do I just wait now? Do I wait for my egg? Oh, something happened, what is this? A load of eyeballs came out or something What are they? I'll tell you what they are, they're stupid They're just swimming towards the glass and banging into it Do something, just knocking on the glass I feel like Dudley from Harry Potter Oh, wait, that thing is coming to life Wait, is that thing my seaman? Oh, I hope he's my seaman because he's eating all the other things I'm just baiting them over to him I really hope that he's the good guy I think his engine is backfiring or something There's just a load of black smoke coming out of him I think he's breaking down I kept tapping the glass at him in the hopes he'd do something And I think I broke him Yeah, there's something wrong with him Yeah, I fucking broke him, I don't know what I did Wait, what the hell? What the hell is that thing? Okay, it's coming out I don't know what I did, I don't know if I killed it Or I just pissed it off I think I killed it, it's freaking out Or it's dancing Actually, I have been known to break out moves like that on the dance floor I think it's dancing What the hell? Okay, okay, it's given birth, I think Hopefully these are good things Okay, they do look like semen to me They look like semen Do words, see Men, they look like See men to me It's supposed to be voice activated Can you guys understand me? Hello Nothing I mean, you did just get born, so I'll give you a pass Dropped a bit of food in there, survival of the fittest Oh, I don't like that noise Oh my god, they're crying Stop it No, stop Can they understand me now? Hello I love you Oh, why did I never say it back Oh, wait, no, I get it, they're speaking Simlish Zimlo, Zamblu Okay, no, they're just fucking rude Oh my god, it's just kind of hitting me that I'm just like Heating up this virtual tank for this virtual semen What does my life come to? Talk Okay, no, don't talk Stop it, I don't like it Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the game is narrated by Leonard Nimoy I have to keep changing the date on my computer Because you're supposed to come back every day But obviously I can't do a video over like a month So I'm just changing it and coming back Where are my semen? Oh, they're there, they're just very small Have they shrunk? Maybe it's the cold I'll heat him up Stop crying because I went point two higher than you wanted the heat Jesus Christ Oh my god, they're fucking terrifying Look at them, they're so scary This one's fucking moody, what's wrong with you? Talk Oh, I don't think that one's gonna be talking I think that one's dead What did I do to him? I don't understand Semen, talk to me God damn it, he won't talk to me You know what, that's fucking it I'm boiling the bastards, I don't care about them anymore Crank that heater up as high as it'll go Oh, now you want to talk to me Well, it's too fucking late now Yeah, music to my ears Keep going, see if I care Yeah, that's right, boil Cry, cry and boil I'll flush you all down the toilet in two minutes Now wasn't that just lovely Did you really think you'd be watching Semen today And just having so much fun Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that Next video we'll be watching is a game called Hell Architect I wanted to be an architect when I was younger And given the way my channel has gone And I'm just a horrible, horrible person To NPCs and basically Everything in video games I think it mixes quite well Me, hell, architecture I think you could actually call the building streams On The Sims Hell Architect Because I make some pretty horrible things There's a graveyard Why did I go to the graveyard first? We should start at this side There's a bathroom Comes pre-stained for your convenience I don't know why I went to this after the graveyard It's probably worse But alright, it's time for the next video I hope you enjoy Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin And today we're playing Hell Architect I have played this game before Oh no, wait, that was Prison Architect I just made it into my own personal hell I need to hire an accountant But I need to unlock it first Right now it's just these five Even though psychiatrist might be a good call Not even for the prisoners For me, there's obviously something wrong with me If I think this is okay But let's get started New career I wouldn't really call it a new career I'd just say changing to a different place of work But doing the same job as always Punishing NPCs Our currency is suffering Oh, I'm a wealthy man then Alright, I've ordered them to dig Yeah, wear your hard hat You're completely naked other than the hard hat Just protect that noggin Nothing else matters Well, I can't turn it off So your delicate eyes will just have to deal with it I'm afraid, sorry One of my naked villagers here is stuck in a pit Dig up Yeah, dig up, stupid It wants me to build ladders and stuff Which might be a good idea Since I've trapped them all in a pit down here Wait, did I lose one of my villagers? There's only two I had three, didn't I? Where did they go? I assume they're dead Like, again Since we're already in hell I guess they went into a further layer of hell Maybe Which I assume is being reincarnated as a sim In my save Alright, let's dig out a nice home in hell Alright, what is my necessary items? I've got the house carved out We got some light The next one would be a toy No, not a toilet actually An iron maiden torture device We'll build that God, he's eager to build it Let's see, no, he's the one going inside Didn't you go, oh my god Okay, I don't think he's coming out I mean, I've already lost one And I literally lost him I don't know where they've gone Oh, we got a new person, nice Alright He's already had a bed I lost three suffering I'm gonna build you a bed too A nice paper box He's gonna be very suspicious of this I mean, it's a really crappy bed But at least there's no knives inside it He needs to pee Well, get in your paper bed Oh, your bedroom just got stolen Oh, this guy's done But now he needs to go to the bathroom I'm surprised he didn't just use the iron maiden as your bathroom Alright, here's your bathroom There you go, build it You're not gonna hurry up He's gonna pee himself Oh, come on, selfish He's not needed to go for ages And he has no shame He's happy to just watch you go He's that desperate to use it Meanwhile, he's just looking at the news In you go There you go, for another ride Straight out of the torture device After a hard day's work Go straight into bed I don't blame you Okay, I think I can turn poop into water here So if you can just throw the poop From here into there That would be great Thank you This is really as hell, isn't it? Oh, he woke up from his nap And went straight back in Like, I know half measures I need to get tortured fully Oh, wait, there's my other one They're hiding behind here No wonder they couldn't get back up There you go On up to the base now You'll get to see we've been hard at work Is it just the same guy going in there every day? He must love it You built a flesh farm Fantastic I can scratch that one off the bucket list Oh, rookie mistake You've never played Minecraft You dug straight down Now you're stuck down there You're probably better off to be honest On the surface, it's pretty grisly We got the flesh farm The poop bucket here Which is drink here on it Oh, Iron Maidens 3 Someone get in there Go on Oh, they raced for it Oh, no, wait They raced to go somewhere else So they could appear busy There we go I need more suffering I have 203 I need 250 I got a Bath of Kings here That sounds kinda nice Who would like a bath in the Bath of Kings? This guy's probably like Oh, a bath sounds lovely Wait, what's in that? Hop on in and find out Oh, look at that It's lava Ah, it's like teaching a baby how to swim You just throw him in They figure it out Oh, he had to stop to take the drink out of the poop bucket For a second And then I'm sure he'll get back in These guys are all starving down here I should probably take care of them But I've just kind of accepted that It's too awkward to get them back out Because of the long tunnel I made them make So I think I'm just gonna let them die down there How's the suffering going, boys? How's that bat treating ya? Oh, plus 5 suffering Ah, you love to see it And sure, J's, you're having a great time as well I assume I think I can see a smile through the cracks there Ah, just a bit more suffering And we can all go back to normal The slogan of 2020 There you go, you've suffered enough now I'm gonna leave you in there anyway But you've suffered enough I think I'd like to decorate the place up a bit Or build a shelf, please What the hell are you eating from that truck? You know what? I don't want to know, do I? All he does is eat, sleep Drink from the poop bucket And get tortured That is his entire existence I'm apparently getting special bonuses By assigning the sinner to a torture With the blood trade Well, definitely blood anyway Is it possible to fall through the floor? I think they may have fallen through the floor I got them to dig at that very lowest level And yeah, I think they're dead At least stuck somewhere out of sight So, um... It's just you two now The two are just being tortured Mercilessly That's okay I like a small group of friends anyway Let's go ahead And build the forbidden fruit We're gonna build that over this side of the door You don't need it near your house As it is forbidden Yes, I did it I did everything You can just see them still being tortured Off to the right That's a beautiful sight You gotta say Oh, he's done being tortured Oh no, he's just going to eat some poop I'm guessing I'm not really sure Like, they look kinda like potatoes I'm not 100% But then I kinda think like Where would they be getting the potatoes? Is this... Well, I think that's a good place As any to end it What a glorious Satan I would make Anyway Moving swiftly onwards Don't take that out of context, please Even with context, it's not really good Anyway, we're moving on to Blade and Sorcery Which is a fantastic VR game It is so so fun But I got a mod that allowed me to use Star Wars weapons and whatnot And a few more mods as well That make the game pretty damn fun I hope you enjoy Alright, here we are But if you watch my content at all You know, he is far too normal Let's give me a little bit of a makeover I don't know why you had to get naked I was just thinking haircut But that's fine Let's work with it Oh my god Oh, what's wrong with your beard? Okay, that's gonna be your beard I've never seen a beard with joints before But there's a first time for everything Yeah, looking good Even he's surprised Hey, if this whole being evil thing Doesn't work out You could always be like a mall Santa Hey kid, what do you want for Christmas? A new bike? Maybe I could kill your parents for ya? Wait, what did I do? Hold on No, give him legs Hold on, lower muscle Yes, I want him to be all leg Look at that This is what male peak performance looks like Cause everyone says like don't skip leg day So he kinda took it the other way And he skipped everything else Alright, arm length up full I think the bigger reach I have The more advantage I have Look at that, thigh gap Wow Oh, he's gorgeous Okay, the moment of truth I am him Wow, look at that That is so realistic Wow, I am thick Look at that Oh, what up? This is going on the gram I love Vior so much This is so cool It looks like he's about to do his own music video Take on me Take on me Let's walk our way to the kitchen Sorry, it's my first time walking I'm new And let's take a look here Where do I wanna go? I wanna go somewhere Star Warsy That's the first mod I wanna look at Bring me there Yes, that looks Star Warsy Let us go Yes, the Star Wars Just kicking my way over there Jedi Ambush Very hard Fight in progress Oh no Oh no, I don't have a weapon yet Okay Let's see Lightsabers Hold on My legs are so thick It's hard to bend down Alright, let's go Oh god Did I win? Aha, I won What was that? This one's kinda freaking out Everything's freaking out Okay, throw that one away My game is lagging so bad all of a sudden I think there's too many of us guys Can we all just slow down for a second? My game is lagging Everyone die Hold on I want to stop the fight Oh my god, they're fucking everywhere Okay, stop I said stop I said pause Time out At least she listened Oh, thank you, buddy I appreciate that What the hell is wrong with you? Buddy, what's wrong? We're dancing We're like doing a waltz Would you dance if I asked you to dance? What is that in your back? Little lightsaber, is it? Sorry, this is making sure it worked My dance partner's dead If anyone else wants to dance with me Hey you, what are you looking at? What are you doing over here, huh? Let me in Are you still not going to even react to me? Come on It's like the Monty Python thing Tis but a scratch Okay, come on Now you're being ridiculous Look, you're dead That's your body Oh my god Oh, you're way too powerful for me I'm out of here Alright, let's try this again Maybe a few less enemies That was a little bit too much I started the fight before getting my weapon again I think I have like the force here or something Okay, come to me Come Come to me God damn it Come on, where are you? I'm over here It's like a tour guide Follow me, folks Don't get too far from the group Okay, I guess they don't want to fight me Hold on Well, execute order 66 Perfect, do that Jesus, what was that? This must be terrifying Seeing this running at you Like the ground must be shaking under this guy's thighs I don't know why they send you guys You don't seem like much of a match Okay, maybe you are Okay, execute order 66 Again But this time I got guns This seems more fair I think this is more my style Yeah, this is working much better Oh god Guns need to reload Okay, this is never ending Book, can you make this stop, please? What are you gonna do now? Yeah, I call the time out You can do nothing Would you like to dance, sir? Come back here Never refuse to dance with me ever again Anyway, what was I doing? Oh, yeah, I should probably go somewhere else But first I gotta do a boss fight I'm gonna battle a Sith Lord or something I don't know What? That hardly seems fair I wasn't ready All right, I'm gonna go train And I'll be back to fight you again Come on, let's go train, buddy Oh, he tried to start with the man in the mirror there Okay, this is a free for all They're all fighting each other I only got my little bracelets But let's try these out They work quite well I feel like Wolverine Oh, I got you now Oh my god, this is brutal Why didn't Wolverine just do this? Just walk around Just making them go out and in all the time Probably because it doesn't look as cool, I guess Oh, nice dodge Oh god damn, you're good at what you do Not good enough though Trying to forge my own lightsaber If you go on to a new level You know, it gets something really unique I am blacksmith It's just destroyed like Millions worth of equipment All right, this is the perfect place To put my training into action The Emperor has asked you to do the worst of deeds Yeah, sure, let's go with that Wait, could you just give me a break? Oh, it's the younglings Oh, Jesus Not the younglings Oh my god Even a single thigh of mine are bigger than them Younglings don't even try and fight back To finally answer the age-old question Of how many children could I beat up at once I know we're all thinking it You see, children are stupid So it really shouldn't be that hard They're just kind of walking to their death Oh my god, that poor kid Oh, that felt so cool I can beat up so many kids This is going on the resume The thing is they can only really hit my legs And they're pretty much invulnerable My legs are basically bulletproof They're everything proof Like they are so thick There's so much meat to protect them I've grabbed this rope Can it support my weight? It somehow can Oh my god, I'm like flying Kids, did you see that? Oh no, you're all dead Sorry, I forgot Alright, Emperor, it's all done The kids are dead Oh wait, except for this one Sorry, Emperor I'm on it, don't worry Oh my god They're using the pretzel defense Just tying themselves up in knots There you go See, it was an accident Try to play it like I play Hitman Try and make it look like an accident But also kill everyone on the map Oh Okay, the Emperor's bidding is done That was fun Which is kind of worrying Fight up to three Tuscan raiders I don't know what they are, sorry I don't know much about the Star Wars Wait, they're fighting someone over there I think they're fighting a youngling Maybe the raiders aren't so bad after all Alright, stay back or your friend gets it Alright, they're not falling for that Oh god damn Oh Oh, you are ferocious, aren't ya Alright, let's do another Sith boss I think I'm ready But let's go with an entirely new weapon Just to give them a chance Here we go, double-sided, perfect Oh my god, I'm gonna... I'm gonna decapitate myself Okay, this is not comfortable at all Excuse me, ma'am Are you a Sith Lord? I have got you pinned now You will die by my hand The Sith are defeated Oh, what the hell? I'm attacking her like I'm cutting a tree down or something What the hell is wrong with you? I don't understand what's going on Okay, you've proven yourself You've killed countless kids, thick ties You are ready for your final boss level Alright, let's go, Jedi master Oh, I just disarmed them Well, what are you gonna do now, huh? Nope They tried to run for their lightsaber What the hell? Why do you have two when one is a double-armed one? Alright, well, it didn't do you much good I'm sorry Oh, the poor dude That is a rough way to go Alright, that's enough training Time to enforce my will on a village Alright, guys, everyone I'm claiming this village I am Sith, thick ties I'm claiming on behalf of Jim Pickens The Lord and Saviour If anyone wants to come out and fight for your village Feel free Okay, a lot of people want to fight for their village Okay, hold on Maybe one at a time Are you guys up for that? Would that be cool? You know, nothing, I'm scared or anything It's just, it might be more fun, you know Oh, my God, this makes you feel so badass and cool Yeah Okay, that's five of you dead We're good now, right? Are you serious? They're all surprised by that move They're like, oh, he's not even got his lightsaber on He must be surrendering Oh, are you surrendering now? Are you? Is that what's happening here? We done? Then drop your weapons, please Drop your weapons if you're surrendering Go on Down the well I don't like people who are aggressive Bye The little scream Oh, that was horrible Alright, well, I think I've taken over the village Even though I don't know if you can call it a village If all its inhabitants are... Well, they're all dead Now I just have a big like little fort That I have for myself But oh well, I'm still happy Alright, folks, that is the end of the video That is the end of the bad content You have to ensure I apologize, okay? Regular bad content starts again tomorrow Don't worry, I have plenty more to come And way into 2021 I have so much bad content Now, if you like this video, let me know Because I do sometimes have these videos Where I might like play 15-20 minutes of a game And I'm like probably not worthy of a full video And I just kind of put it aside So I could make more of these Just every now and again If you liked it, let me know If you like my stuff, be sure to subscribe And that's about it Appreciate you as always, folks I hope you enjoyed Bye for now