 You know if you call OJ a murderer, that's defamation? That's defamation. You cannot say that. He was found innocent in a court of law. What if you call him an unconvicted murderer? No, I don't think you can say that to me. Do you think OJ did it? Well, not now. Did he? He did. He did. He did. The fuck? I was just trying to set me up. I thought I was that. That was crazy. That was crazy. What was that about? You're right. That was terrible. That was insane. Yeah, I'm Sean Amina, God. Andrew Schultz. This is my cast and today's episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Pull up Squarespace for me. There you go. Pull up Squarespace for me, Alex. Squarespace got the beautiful templates. Oh, my God. Tell us how your shit. Squarespace got all the templates. From websites and online stores to marketing tools and analytics, Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business, OK? There are no hidden fees or price hikes and all websites are optimized for mobile and it's so simple. Start with a design template and use drag and drop tools to make it your own. Head to squarespace.com slash idiot for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Let's start the show. Hezzie. Yo. Hezzie got date night tonight, OK? So we're going to give you a hot 65. No, no. It's going to be a little longer than that. A little longer? Yeah. OK, a good hot 75. We're going to do at least 75. At least 75. We're going to give you 75. That's a nice little drive. You're driving somewhere right now. You're going to have it ready for you, OK? Locked in. Taylor, all needs necessary. Locked in, Taylor. Let's go, Taylor. Taylor, what you got for us? Let's go. Heat off the top. Heat off the top. Neat enough affection, right? OK. So... Here we go already. Let me ask you a question. You're white, right? Yeah. OK. So there's... Wait, what do you mean I'm white? So look... No, what are you asking a question? What is that? You asked me a question. What does it mean I'm white? What do you mean by that? I'm asking that because... No, no, but I didn't answer you. What do you mean I'm white? You're a white man. Get your phone out now. I know this. Yo, I hate when people ask answers. Yeah. Stop asking answers. You know he's white. Why would you ask him that? Andrew, you white, right? I don't know if I'm white now. You know what I'm saying? No, I don't know. Taylor, you short, right? Yeah. Charlotte, you extremely handsome, right? You know what I'm saying? Don't ask answers. Ask questions. OK. I hate it when people do that. Extremely, extremely is crazy. I mean... It was wild. Extremely? Extremely what? Extremely. Come on, man. Of course. Absolutely. You got handsome moments. OK. That little GQ moment for you was handsome. OK, OK. You know what it is? I was handsome, bro. I'm going to tell you what it is. It's the side profile. Somebody hit me at the portrait picture. Nah, it was straight on. I killed a portrait picture. When you had the gray jacket or something like that. I'm going to show you. How'd you show that? I know you got it. I know you got it. I know you got the greatest moment of your life. No, no, no, no. This is a new one. This happened yesterday. Oh, let me see. Hold on. I had a platform with my man, John Holt Bryant and Bishop T.D. Jakes. Bishop T.D. jakes is there? Hold on, let me see if I can find this portrait picture. Come on, now. Let me see that. That portrait picture. Bro, I'm not going to lie, man. I'm not going to lie. You're a... I'm on, yo. You're a... Start of people. Bro. If I need an aid from my country, you give it to me. Bro, I'm telling you... If I need a aid from my... If I need military aid... Does Zelinsky look like that? Come on, yo. That's good. Who had those lips right there? Come on, yo. Come on, yo, if Zelensky looked like that. He wouldn't have to ask twice. Biden would give it to him with no hesitation. He wouldn't have to ask twice, one time, all the time. R.U.'s don't blip for something else. Mm, mm, mm. You know what I'm saying? How bad you want him to have a country? That's true. That's what the body got asked. How bad do you want to have border? Something's going on. He ain't just getting that money just because you don't care, yo. If I'm Biden, I'm looking right at him. I'm like, yo, you want to be Russian or not? You want to be Russian? Yo, do you want to be from Russia or not? Biden is sniff Zelensky's hand. Russia or not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was that camera on, son? Suck it or not. Suck it or not. Mm, mm, mm. Now, what do you just have to do with Andrew being white? It says Drew Barrymore. I'm not white, yo. Rest is Oprah Winfrey. I'm Asian. I'm an Asian man. I'm an Asian man. And don't tell him he's not. He can identify whatever you want to identify. I identify as Asian. So my question wasn't wrong then. No, you did. You asked me if I was white. Look at me. Answer. Tell me I'm not fucking Asian right now. Say I'm not. Yo, say I'm not fucking Asian right now. Chris is like, simmer down. I didn't know if Chris was brown. Chris was brown. It took me a second. He's right now, he's right just now. Brown went to another fellow Asian man. He was like, oh, he got it. He got a higher belt. He got a higher belt. His belt got more stripes than mine. I'm literally, yeah. What is this? What's the point? Why is her hand black? Oh, all right. Why is her hand black? I thought she was holding her own hand like that. Oh, shit. That looks cool. I'm like, easy. Oh, fuck. Yo, screenshot tapping me. Yo, that's crazy. I'm going to post that and say, yo, what the fuck? Drew Barrymore got vaccinated again. Yo, I'm a vexed Drew Barrymore. Drew got vaccinated again. Yo, tell me my hand back, bitch. Teller, you still ain't gave me no context. Yeah. Basically, I just told you, there's no context. This is weird. It's weird. Why won't she give her a hand back? The color? First of all, you got to understand. Well, first of all, I fuck with Drew Barrymore. I like Drew Barrymore. But here's the thing. Drew Barrymore has a daytime talk show. That is the god of daytime talk shows, Oprah Winfrey. All of them act like that when she goes on her show. Sherry Shepherd acted like that this week. Drew Barrymore is acting like that. Because for her to come on Drew's show, it's not like a validation. It's like a stamp. Like Oprah not going to waste her time coming on those show that ain't getting no numbers. Yeah. You know what I mean? Also touching someone that wealthy. Like, yeah. Yeah. What the fuck was I watching another day? I was watching. I was watching an old John Stuart Bill O'Reilly. Oh, when he lit him up? This was when he was on a daily show. Oh, he brought O'Reilly on there. And Bill O'Reilly was like, the most powerful. They were talking about racism. The most powerful man in America is a black man, Barack Obama. And the most powerful woman in America is a woman, Oprah Winfrey. A black woman. Yeah. John was like, I don't think, just because you give out cars, don't make you the most powerful black woman in the world. She is, though. I think Oprah was more powerful than any other woman in America. What woman? You just want people to say this. You just want people to say tell. No, no, no, no, no, I'm saying back in the day. Back in the day, it was nice to call it. There's no woman in this. Say what? No, no, no, no. What the fuck was she doing? Serving pea soup in the Oval Office? Hillary needed. Hillary would need Oprah stamp. Back in the day, Hillary would need Oprah stamp. That Oprah Winfrey show was such a powerful vehicle. There was not no more powerful platform in the world. It's true, man. You go on Oprah Winfrey on. Sell out any book. Sell out any book. Think about all the stars she made on that show. Dr. Phil was a regular. Dr. Oz was a regular fucking Ayanna Bonzant was a regular. Gail King, Rachel, Rich Rachel, Rachel Roy, or Rachel Ray. It was one of the Rachel's. All of them popped off because of Marianne Williamson. All of them popped off because of Oprah. No, nobody's denying Oprah's the king. But let go of her hand, yo. Yeah, why? I'm surprised Oprah didn't say something. Like, Drew, let go of my goddamn hand. Hold on, who was telling the story about letting go? Yeah, this is a bit much. I didn't know, OK, this is crazy. But what is she on there for? Is she promoting something? The color purple. That's why she dressed like that, right? Yeah, figured, yeah. Oh, we're still flying. Have you seen it? I heard it's really good. What? The color purple. No, that's my wife. My wife has two favorite movies, color purple. The old one. No, there's a new one that's coming up. Yes, this is a musical. Part three? No, man, it's not a part. Because it went color purple, precious, and then wasn't this one. This is a musical. What's this? They're not singing, are they? Yeah, they're singing the whole movie. Fantasia's in it. Taraji P. Henson. Hold on, they're singing it? The whole movie. What are they singing? What are they singing? Don't give me that look. What are they singing? Ain't no good gonna come to you until you do right by me. Ain't no good gonna come to you until you do right by me. I said, ain't no good gonna come to you until you do right by me. Ain't no good gonna come to you until you do right by me. Ain't no good gonna come to you until you do right by me. Ain't no good gonna come to you until you do right by me. Boop-a-tee-bop. Boop-a-tee-bop. Boop-a-tee-bop. Boop-a-tee-bop. Yo, that beatboxing was crazy. Bro, that beatboxing I just did was crazy. She finally let go of her hand. No, she didn't. Salute to Drew Barrymore, man. Taylor, I don't know why you, and you still, I need to know why you led with Andrew U. White, right? Yeah, what does my whiteness have to do? What does that have to do with that video? I'm fucking, I'm Asian, yo. Look, could I throw in the comments the same, you know? Don't even if... They're saying that that's something white. Chris. Chris. We got it. Yo, uh, Chris, what are you talking about, Chris? What are you talking about, Chris? What am I using now? Andrew, did you get no karate? Yo, what am I using now? What am I using now? What am I using now? What am I using now? You know, Andrew cooked the Coke with the Nunchucks. What are you, Andrew? You whipped that shit with the Nunchucks. Come on. Come on, now. Come on, now. Come on, now. The only person who can use Nunchucks and whip Coke at the same time is motherfucking China Mac. China Mac. China Mac. That's it, good. China was fucking good. China's a China Mac. But for real, I'm stirring it up. Taylor, you still ain't tell us why you led with Andrew U. White, right? I'm trying to, you keep interrupting. Come on, Taylor. I need you to perk up. You sitting over there like a soup dumpling. I'm asking you. Goddamn. Goddamn. From Brooklyn Shophouse. That ain't no soup. She got protein in it. What's going on? That's the lobster dumpling. What's she doing over there? That's the lamb gyro dumpling. I need you to get charred. That's the Philly Cheesesteak dumpling. Ooh, you said the magic word. You know, Brooklyn Shophouse got Philly Cheesesteak dumplings. You ever had one? No, no, no. Hell, yeah. You never had a Philly Cheesesteak. Why you don't go to Brooklyn Shophouse for date night? Say what? Why you don't go to Brooklyn Shophouse? What's the percentage? Um, you stand out in there. I'm going, bro. I told you where I was at. Remember, I sent you that video for him when I was at the Harlem when it was at Red Roosters? What the fuck? Oh, you was at Red Rooster? Yeah, yeah. That's when I sent you the video to white lady tap dancer. Red Rooster Poppin. No, it was amazing. First of all, if you're in New York and you have a weekend go up to Red Roosters and they do this like gospel brunch in Harlem is incredible. But he went to a gospel brunch. It was my brother-in-law's birthday. He wanted to go there. And it was incredible. I've been there before, by the way. It's amazing. But there was this politician tap dancing for the black vote. Oh, that's what you said. I sent the video to you. Oh, shit, you're right, you're right, you're right. It was Kristen Gillibrand, whatever her name is. What's her name? She was dancing her ass off, man. She went up and was like, thank you so much for having me. I really appreciate you. And then the lady who was running the whole show goes, you know what? We got to sing you a happy birthday. Come on up on stage. This poor white lady never heard a black happy birthday. There's a Stevie Wonder musician. Happy birthday to you. Bro, the white lady ran out of dance moves 15 seconds in. She did this. She did the side side. And then she just sat there grabbing her fucking thighs. Just waiting for the song to be over. Black people making white politicians dance is revenge for menstrual shows. That's what we need to do to Zelensky, bro. She got to do something. What the fuck is Zelensky getting all his money and we ain't seeing no tunes? Used to be a reality show shot. Star, give me a routine, Zelensky. Can we get a free stand up in America, something? Go run to give me some cheesecake from Brooklyn. Something, yo! What did he make? Come on, man. Let's not forget Zelensky used to be an entertainer. What is he doing to get all that money, man? Come on, show me something, Zelensky. A little two-step. What kind of dance do you want, bro? The Russian shit. Yeah, I was just thinking. Come on, bro. I was just thinking the same shit. And I want you to do it with a fucking bear. I want you and the bear dancing together, Zelensky. All this fucking money they getting, huh? Sittin' another 60 million, Al. What could you do with the six billion? It's not billion. I saw a bee. Oh, oh, oh, dancing it. Am I lying, yo? Am I making this up? Dancing ain't enough. You got to go on the Drew Barrymore show. Play that camera on record, man. You got to go on the Drew Barrymore show. Play the camera on record, man. Hold on, how do you spell Zelensky? Let me put it, Zelensky, 60 billion. No. Let me see. They say that's what he asked for yesterday. Yep, Zelensky. God damn, yesterday it said Zelensky. But that only includes. Man, this shit right here says Zelensky travels to the US in an attempt to save $60 billion deal. They said Biden lost his temper with Zelensky on Halloween over Ukraine age. You think? On Halloween? At some point you got to be like, I've given you motherfuckers enough. But do you think he's surprised Biden? That's why? What you mean? You think he just snuck up behind him and. Boo. I mean, that's scary to a 90-year-old man, right? Is that a phone call? No. Yo, do you think Biden is used to hearing the phone ring a certain way because he's so old? The ones that you go like this? Yeah, the rotary phones, like, yeah. He hears this new shit, he probably, what the fuck? It's in his pocket vibrating. He's like, what the fuck going on in my pocket? There's a squirrel. Someone put a squirrel in my pocket. Someone done snuck a squirrel in my pocket. Barack, hey, Barack. Barack, did you put a squirrel in my pocket again? Is that a squirrel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? What you doing? What was you doing? Biden possessed me, yo. Biden possessed me. Come on, bro. That was crazy right there. You just didied yourself. You got to chill out. You got to, you hate me. He's so stupid. I thought you was wiping water, but you went back and forth like eight times. You was DJing. I was trying to rub. I was rubbing the squirrel. I meant to rub my thigh. Yeah, you were rubbing the squirrel. I don't got nothing there, no way. Ain't nothing to rub. Oh, what? What else we got to tell him? Boosie was not what? With restaurant food. Why don't you ask me if I'm white before we get this one? Boosie think he's key flea? Can you check on our food? Because if they don't come in the next five minutes, we leave. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's five minutes. Let me stay cold one of your things. Where is he eating at and why? It is not happening. What did he do? Like, why? Taylor, you got to tell me the point of this story. I just made one steak sauce and I'll chip. He didn't like the food. Taylor, this was horrible. That wasn't a good one, Taylor. Salute to Boosie. Yo, shout out, Boosie. He's right. Have you ever done that, though? You have eaten at a nasty restaurant, but asked for it to go box anyway? Nah, that's crazy. Nah, why would you do that? Nah, that's crazy. Unless he was really, really hungry, how I like Taylor. No, not if I'm going to tell him it sucks. You spending money on food in his ass. Feel bad for what? The customer is always right. If I go to an establishment and somebody doesn't, and I don't like their food, I have the right to either tell them or just leave, pay, and never go back there again. And it's worse, your word of mouth is worse. Telling people that that place sucks is worse than putting them on blasts. That's why people ask me if I like something. Somebody did that to me today, y'all. Don't do that to me. And they did it while we're in the midst of recording something. Somebody asked me if I like their music, y'all. Who? It's one of my partners. I ain't like that. Who? I don't need to say it. Y'all probably see it by the time it's coming out. Why would you ask me this in public? The office is already going to come out. Just tell us. Who was it? I don't want to say it, man, because I don't want to shit on them. No, but you already did shit on them. It's going to come out. Who? Well, let them figure it out. All I'm simply saying is, don't ask me things if you're not sure what my opinion is in public. Party? How you know? I just have a feeling. How'd you know that? I have a feeling. Somebody said that? No. Yeah, it was. Yeah, I know. How you know? Well, I listened to this song, and it sucked. It really did. Don't do that to me like that. What song you heard? The one where he dis-megging or whatever? Oh, we got into it about that. We didn't get into it about that, but yeah, I didn't. You ever read the lyrics to that shit, yo? Yeah. That shit is a bit much, yo. It's a lot. Like, really? It's a lot. Really? First of all, partisan can rap his ass off. No, his partisan is nice. He has a very clever bar. Very. But the way he rapped it, I thought, wasn't very engaging. That was, it's really one of the greatest disc records of all time. If you just look at the lyrics. If you actually look at bar for bar, that's why I'm listening to it. I'm like, ooh, these bars are great, but the batteries are low. He went too crazy, man. He went too crazy. He went too crazy on that record. And I told him that. But this wasn't even what we was talking about. Oh, what was that? He got a project coming out called Sex Tape. It's called Sex Tape. And I like partisan fontane, you know what I'm saying? I just like a certain type of music from partisan fontane. Like? I like when he on that street shit. You know what I'm saying? I like when he, I like that new, burg, dirty, gutter. And what's crazy is, and this is what I'll never understand about super dope artists, creative artists, creative people. We're having this conversation, and he's letting me, he let me hear a record that isn't on the album I had. He said it should be on there this week. Live? He let's hear it? No, no, no. He let me hear it afterwards. That shit's so hard. That shit called polygamy. That shit's so hard. I'm like, this should be the intro of the fucking album. But why isn't it? I don't know why creatives do what they do. I don't know. I would never understand why creatives do what they do, man. Yeah, it's tough. I would never understand it. Like the hot shit, why is that not on there? It's a no brainer, you know? So I don't know. But he just asked me what my favorite song was on the album. And he was like, but you already told me you don't like it. So I just kind of sat there stupid. Then he asked me again. Oh, no. I'm like, bro, you just said what I think. What did he do? Just like the part of the music I'm into. Yeah. Not saying other people won't be into it. Was it a love song or something? Yeah, it's like the whole album, it's like three or four songs that he said he recorded prior. But when you listen, I'm sure most people won't think he's taking shots at Megan, right? And then he got a joint with Sexy Red. That's cool. It's like a club joint. But that ain't the party I like. I like storytelling party. And he's telling stories on here. I just like a different type of storytelling from him. You know what I mean? Long story short, don't ask me if I like something of yours in front of people if you don't know how I feel about it, especially if we cool. You're going to be honest about it. I have no choice. I mean, you do have a choice. That's a lie. But I don't lie good. Let's say again. I don't lie good, yo. I tried to lie to somebody the other day. Who the fuck did I try to lie to? The entire world. Who did I try to lie to, yo? You're actually pretty good at lying. Yeah, you're pretty good. No, not as good a lie that I make. My ears got pointy and all that kind of shit. That was true, though. That really happened. I almost turned into a werewolf. I was right there until I got distracted by other third graders. What the fuck? Who was I talking to the other day? That was good. That was good. That was good. And that was good. That was really good. I did. I got distracted was in third grade. Who was I talking to the other day? Try to lie to me now about how great party's song was. Just tell me the lie. I couldn't even do it. Just try it. How would you say it if you were going to try to lie? Yo, that new part is in Fontaine? Yeah. Yeah. Who did I talk to? Taylor, who was I talking to the other day, yo? It was on air. And I lied to him. No, no, no. I lied to him in the middle of the interview. No, no, no. What the fuck was it? Did you call yourself out online? I said, I watched something. I lied. I was like, yo, that shit you did? The guy that we just had yesterday? Who was it? The restaurant eater. No, it wasn't him. I don't remember who it was. Restaurant eater? I don't remember. But I'm glad. I can't believe you guessed I was thinking about a party. Why? That kick, there was no reason for you to believe that. You have one friend that's a rapper. No, I got a couple. No, he's your friend. I know him party for me. There was only one person that in my opinion you would feel bad being honest that you didn't like his music too. Party? Because you really do like him. I like party a lot, man. Eddie's a good guy. I think he's getting a bad rap right now. Because I think a lot of people didn't know who he was when he started dating Meg. But he's a guy that's been moving and shaking behind the scenes for a little minute. He never intended to be a writer. But he was writing for Cardi? Yeah, he made millions of dollars writing for Cardi. Did you ever ask him if he put himself in the mind frame to rap about those things? You've got to rap about sucking cocks and shit. That's what Be Careful was. But here's the thing about rapping about sucking cocks. We've had our cocks sucked. So you just got to flip it. That's all. You know what I'm saying? It's not a hard thing to do. You're just rapping about how you would feel. You know what I'm saying? You know what you would feel if your woman went and sucked somebody else's dick? Like when he wrote Be Careful, that's what Be Careful is about. He wrote from the perspective of a woman that was upset because of what her man was doing. And so she went out there and got some revenge cheating going on. That's not a hard concept to write about. You don't think so? No, I guess not. Yeah, everybody in there been cheating on. Right? Yeah, that's kind of... Nobody wants to think about that? No, it sucks, doesn't it? It sucks like cocks? Yeah. What else we got, Taylor? Suited party, though. Shout out party. Yeah, music is subjective. And I'm not saying sex tape is wack. I'm just saying that I like a certain music from Partisan Fontaine. And you want it more gritty. I want gritty, man. I want that dirty Newberg shit. You know what I'm saying? That dirty Newberg shit make me feel like I want to fucking stab something with something. Stab somebody with something rusty, you know? That's what I want. I feel that. What is this? Listen, I'm humble. Taylor, it's so high. It's unbelievable. Yeah, you thought about all of these right after you smoked. Yeah. Drew Parry. The Cowboys, aren't you happy? Yo, what's going on, Taylor? I'm impressed with restaurant food. Dak Prescott leads Dallas Cowboys past Eagles. What's the point of this? You haven't had a brilliant idea of sports taking a long time, so you want one? I'll give you one. Dallas Cowboys are going to the motherfucking Super Bowl. Oh, you're back on. What you mean? I never was off. I've been saying this for 27 years, every year. What are you talking about? My daddy tased the Marine on 9-11 at MetLife Stadium, yo, during the Cowboys Jeffs game. Don't ever question our fandom. My dad has a tattoo right now that says Dallas Cowboys, six-time Super Bowl champions. You know how many Super Bowls we've won? Five. All right? And he got that in 1990, motherfucking seven, after the Cowboys' last Super Bowl, way before people were doing things like putting more championships on their body than they team had. My dad did that in 97. And it stood the test of time ever since, OK? And it is my dream. I haven't won since 97. 96. 96 was all last Super Bowl. And I want to take my daddy to a Super Bowl to see the Cowboys play. Oh, really? Of course, all said and done. I don't care what the price is. Legally, can he enter? Yes, he can get in. He's not like banned from the NFL. I don't think so. I mean, he shouldn't know of. I don't think he was. He got arrested. I don't think he got banned. He might be banned from MetLife Stadium. Maybe just MetLife. Yeah, he might be banned from MetLife Stadium. But when did Dallas Cowboys go to the Super Bowl to shit? Because we going, baby. Wait, why do you think you're going? I haven't been watching. Are the Dallas Cowboys good? I thought that everybody. 10 and 3 were number one in the division. We're number one in the NFC East. But I thought everybody was saying, that can't do it. He can't take him there. We just beat the, we just busted the Philadelphia Eagles ass on Sunday. They were like, they're like one of the best teams in the NFL. We busted the ass on Sunday. We beat Seattle the week before. We got a very tough schedule the next few weeks. I think we played Buffalo, Miami. I think the Lions and then the Commanders. Commanders ain't shit. But Buffalo, Miami Lions, that's a tough little threesome. But I just think we going, man. I just think this is our year. I think I'll be in Vegas watching the Dallas Cowboys and Usher on February 11th. I thought Usher's done. Oh no, Usher's doing the Super Bowl. Usher's doing the God of Super Bowl. But his residency. Yo, if you're Usher, do you just run that back? Oh, he's probably gonna do a version of the same show. Everybody doing residencies now. Wu Tang's doing a residency. In Vegas? Jodeci doing a residency. Yeah. I love that idea. I do too. It's crazy how people used to think that Vegas residencies meant you were washed up. So who do you think changed that? Usher. I think even before that. Didn't Adele do it? I think, yeah, there's a few big marquee acts that did it that didn't have to. Like a Celine Dion wasn't washed up. She's Madonna. Wasn't washed up. Didn't Britney Spears do it? Yeah, but Britney was washed. Britney not washed, yo. Come on. Britney is not washed. Yo, Britney books sold 1.7 billion copies in a week. Because people want to see how crazy she is. No, Britney dropped an album right now. Britney do Taylor Swift numbers times 10. Stop. You don't believe that. Stop. Britney Spears drops an album right now. She does 2, 3 million in a week. What you going to bet on now? We always bet. But. You would bet but? What? But. Now you switch it. It used to be mouth. You like when I switch it. He has the whole point of having cheeks. And you telling me if Britney Spears drops an album right now, she don't do over a million in a week? No. You're bugging. That's Britney fucking Spitz. That's Britney, bitch. Don't ever act like that's not goddamn Britney Spears. That is Britney, bitch, that is. Britney can drop an album right now. No single, no video, no nothing. She's doing a million in a week. Her book did like a million plus copies in seven days. Yes, because she was big. Her book, way harder to sell a book than the album. Way harder to sell a book than the album. Britney Spears selling a million plus, bro. You're crazy if you think otherwise. That's the guess everybody. That's all of these girls go. Instead of why wouldn't she put out music? She probably too rich to do it. She busy as fuck. I mean, she's still doing the shows. Mm. She still does shows? I thought she was still doing the shows. So the residency does. Britney, dropping 2024, yo. I mean, she might prove me right. You don't think why? What makes, let me ask this question then. What would Britney Spears sell if she dropped the album right now? I think she does maybe 300,000 first. You're crazy. You're crazy. Million copies. Honestly, it depends on the music. No, it don't. I think it does. Like, if the music is fire, everybody's going to give it a listen. Million copies. Everybody gives it a listen. Million copies. Yo, here's the thing. It sounds crazy, but all she needs to do is have one song shitting all over Justin Timberlake, one song alluding to how her ex was just using her for money. Fuck boy, Fetty. That'd be the name of the song. Fuck boy, Fetty. Kevin Fett aligned this. I was talking about the most recent one, but fuck it. Put Kevin on there, too. So she just starts banging on people they're going to listen for that alone. Come on, man. So you think she does bigger numbers than Taylor? Nah, I don't think it's bigger than Taylor. Just about. Taylor's a million a week person. The 1989 project did 1.5 in a week. Britney does those kind of numbers, y'all. Easily. She got enough drama and shit. Absolutely. She has to put the A ceiling. She got enough drama and shit where she could actually. And she's Britney. I don't know if that has anything to do with it. Get that middle finger going. I'm going to see how much her book did in the first week, Taylor. It was like a million plus copies, y'all. Chris, how hard is it to sell books in 2023? Very hard. Very hard. And she ain't even do no press tour. Britney ain't even do no interviews, no nothing for her book. She's threw out a book with a couple of fucking sound bites. Justin Timberlake saw Genuine and fucking started moonwalking and what? That's how much spears likely earned for the woman and me. No, no, no. How much did Britney, no. Jesus Christ, Taylor. How much did Britney's book sell? Not how much did Britney sell for book? Jesus Christ. How much did Britney Spears book sell? Yes, there you go. 1.1 million copies of Britney's book in a fucking week. If you don't buy a book, you'll listen to an album. Now, one listen isn't one purchase. That's the tricky thing. But if the album is good, people will just keep listening. OK, so I hear what you're saying. She has potential to do numbers. People clearly still care in other words. I'm telling you, Britney is golden, y'all. I bet if you talk to Taylor, any of them, they'll be like, yo, Britney was, I mean, of course, Taylor gives it up for Beyonce, but Britney was right. Britney's the one right there. Like, who was a bigger act than Britney in during that time? No, Britney was crazy. Crazy. And it seemed like every woman that they put out was literally like a Britney copy. Copy. You know what I mean? Until you got to know them. Everybody thought Christina Aguilera was a Britney copy. So you realize, like, oh, she can really sing. You say what? No, Britney was first and Christina was second. Yo, Britney had black people singing, I'm a slave. Come on, yo. She might be the goat, bro. Come on, yo. Britney had black people proudly riding around singing, I'm a slave, yo. I'm a slave for you. Black people singing to a white woman. No think pieces about it, no nothing. No controversy, no backlash, no nothing, yo. I'm a slave for you. You hear that? Britney was your first concert. A little poor, disenfranchised black girl from Lord Darby. And how was it? Britney's fist was her first concert, yo. Yo, your street cart is revoked. What does that mean, white best friend? Was it not your best friend? I got a white best friend. My first white friend was Tommy. He's not her best friend no more. She said, I'm back. Boy, you hide your shit. Yo, she can't even speak. She's never even fucking left. She can't even speak. Come on back. Take a deep breath. How you don't leave a room if they say I'm back? You hide your shit, yo. 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Theandruffshows.com, go get those tickets to the Life Tour right now. Thank you so much, everybody, who's bought up all those tickets, man. I just wanna tell everybody, make sure you go grab my man, Doug Melville's book, Invisible Generals. It is available everywhere you buy books now. It's the latest release of my book in print, Black Privilege, publishing. Simon and Schuester, salute to everybody. I'm Simon and Schuester, salute to everybody. That's been grabbing Doug Melville's book, man. He had a great interview on CBS Saturday morning. This past weekend, man, they did a really great profile piece on him in Invisible Generals and everything he's trying to do as far as keeping his family's legacy alive and just making people aware of his family's legacy. So salute to Doug Melville. Make sure you go get Alicia Renee's Unleashed for Love on Audible. Check out everything we got out on Audible. Unleashed for Love, summer of 85, as well as Finding Tameka and latest project we just put out, Broke Down Profits, which is an audio scripted project, audio scripted crime thriller done by my man, S.A. Cosby, stars Jonathan Majors, Brian Tyree, Henry, Dr. Polanco. I think Donal Rollins is on there as well. So make sure you go get that on Audible right now. What else we got, Taylor Gang? Pull up that takeoff story, man. I wanna talk about that takeoff story. What's the takeoff story? I wanna see what Andrew's thoughts are on that takeoff story, man. What is it? I'm gonna let you see it, because this is very, very, very, very wild to me. Wait, why? People need to knock it the fuck off. Wait, what's going on? What's going on here? Taylor's high. That's what the hell is going on. Why are you hitting me? Because you high. You come to work high, you mad at me. That makes no sense. Seems like a pretty good job. You come to work fucking high. Look at Zelinsky in the White House with Kamala. Oh no. Just in there, fresh too. Fresh, looking clean. Spending that money. Spending all that goddamn money. Let me see. Mm-mm, mm-mm. All right, what do you got? Woman who sued takeoff for rape wants his mother to be the defendant for lawsuit to continue. Come on, man. Wow. Come on, man. What sense does that mean? Wow. First of all, a resting piece to take off. You know, always sending healing energy to his family for sure. What does his mother have to do with this? How could his mother be a defendant for a sexual assault rape lawsuit? Come on, man. What are we doing here now, people? So this woman wants more justice for herself, careful with that bag, that she wants more justice for herself. And it's not enough justice that... Well, he never got charged for anything. He never got charged for anything. Right. I think the lawsuit was happening when he was alive. But what is the, how does that work? Like when you die, when there's a lawsuit against you, this is over, right? I have no idea. You could sue the estate. You could sue the estate. Well, is this a civil case? Or is this a criminal? It's a civil case. It's a civil. Oh, so she just wants the bag. That's my point. She's trying to inconvenience the mom so that she can get the bag. Because the mom most likely has rights to the estate. I'm sure. Yeah. I'm sure. Oh, that's it. So this is just about, hey, I gotta sue somebody. You got the estate. I need to get mine. I think it's just the way they titled this. It's just saying, hey, I'm just doing take off. But no, they want his mother to be a defendant. I think they, I don't think. What can his mother do in this case? His mother wasn't there. There just has to be somebody there. I wonder if it's not even, she wants the mother. I wonder if it's the next of kin, the person who has all the resources after death is the person who has to stand trial. That's what my assumption is. Let's read it. What does it say? On December, what did that say? Eighth? Yeah. Mrs. L.A. reported the plaintiff who was sued and take off for an alleged 2020 rape has filed court documents requesting the case continue. Despite the rapist death last November, the woman is reported requesting take off for mother. Step into the defendant role in the case. Once she is the acting administrator of his estate. Exactly, yeah. A judge will reportedly make a decision on the motion during the next hearing for the case. How can you have his mother take to stand? His mother was not there that night. His mother doesn't know any details. She's just the active administrator of his estate. So she basically controls all his money and this girl wants to sue civilly obviously to get the money and she's gonna have to sue the mother because she's the active administrator. It says back in August of 2020 an unnamed woman filed a lawsuit against the Atlanta rapper claiming he had sexually assaulted her on June 22nd of that year. Jane Doe claims she was at a party attended by takeoff when he began staring at her making her uncomfortable. She claims the rapper later saw her with. DJ Durel. DJ Durel which sparked an argument between the two men. She didn't let just take off came into a room she was in and raped her despite her objection to his sexual advances. Look, I don't know what's true and what's not true. I just, how do you go to somebody's mom and say you need to take to stand as a defendant in a situation like this? How could a mom even defend this? Like the mom was not there in any way shape or form. It just feels like sometimes things just don't make any logical sense. And you know how sometimes something just doesn't feel right? This is one of the ones that just doesn't feel right. Yeah. You know, I don't know. How does she even prove it? If this is a, he said, she said. That's what I'm saying. If there's no kit, there's no nothing. I feel like if there was proof or evidence then she would have pressed for criminal charges already. I don't know. I think people go for the bag first nowadays. Wow. A lot of times. Wow. You know, that's what it seems like. I think this, they just take the mic. Take the mic. Ah. What'd you say? California, they dismissed it for not enough. Are you right? It says right there. In April of 2021, the LA County District Attorney's Office decided not to pursue criminal charges in the case. Yeah. It's just strange, man. The criminal civil thing always confuses me a little bit. Cause it's like, if you can't prove it criminally. Why should you be able to prove it civilly? Exactly. You know? And what is the reason for that? I have no idea. Chris, what's the reason for why civil lawsuits? I understand why. Like for example, why can't you get proven guilty in a criminal lawsuit and then as part of the punishment have to pay a sum of money? Like why can't those things coincide each other? Why is there a complete separate trial for civil? Cause one requires more proof than the other. And I guess one requires more proof. The criminal. The criminal. But what we're saying is, guilt is guilt. There's not enough proof for criminals. It shouldn't be enough proof. Yeah, like, we don't think you're guilty of it criminally, but civilly you're guilty of it. Like what the fuck does that even mean? Cause civil cases doesn't have 12 jurors. It also doesn't have beyond the shadow of a doubt, right? It's such a strange. But it seems weird. Like there's gotta be a reason for it. And maybe with the civil case you have to prove like how it has impacted you and how it has hurt you. Like how this situation that that person is allegedly responsible if it's impacted and hurt you. Whereas with criminal it doesn't matter how you've been hurt by it. It's just, did that person break the law? Yeah. There are multiple things that you have to separate for the sake of the lawsuit, but it seems icky. Like if you get your, this is it. If you get your criminal lawsuit dismissed, I don't think you should be able to sue for civil. If you convict somebody on a criminal, then you should follow up with civil. Absolutely. And that's an easy dub. Absolutely. It's tricky though, because what if, say you got sexually assaulted, but you didn't go get a rape kid or something like that. And you can't prove it. So that means you shouldn't get any justice whatsoever. Oh, like the OJ case would be probably the best example. Well, yeah, but see the OJ thing is there was two bodies though. You know what I mean? Like people did die. I'm just saying we have, we have innocence of proving guilty in this country, right? He was innocent of killing the two people. He wasn't. So he shouldn't be able to be charged civilly. In my opinion, if there's not enough evidence to say that this person is criminally guilty of an act, how can you say that they're civilly guilty? You know, if you call OJ a murderer, you can, is that defamation? It's defamation. That's defamation. Yeah. You cannot say that. He was found innocent in a court of law. What if you call him an unconvicted murderer? No, I don't think you can say that either. No. Because you're calling him a murderer. Yeah. What if you're like maybe you're a murderer? Do we, do you think OJ did it? Well, not now. What the fuck? You're just trying to set me up? Yeah, he did it. That was great. That was great. What was that about? That was great. You're right. That was terrible. What the fuck? But no, I was insane. Listen, you know what's so funny? I've been seeing that lately. I've been seeing people say they don't think he did it. And you know why? Because of his appearances. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure. He's innocent now. He's too funny. He's too charming. I've been seeing people saying like, there's no way this guy. Bro, do you remember him going on? There's no way this guy ever killed somebody. Do you remember him going on Wendy after he did it? Oh, I remember that. I think it was Wendy he went on and he was so fucking charming. I did a two hour interview with him. One of the most charming guys I've ever met. And so what happens in the conversation? Do you bring it up? No. It became very controversial because there were some people in my office who wanted me to bring it up. There were other people who didn't. They passed a knife around the day of the interview around my office. Passed a knife around? Yeah. As a joke. And like HR got involved. That's some shit I would do, you know what I'm saying? That's some shit I would do, yo. Well, I was a white employee and a black employee got very upset about it. So it became like a whole HR thing the day of the interview. Why would the black employee get upset? Oh, because the black employee was somebody who thought OJ was innocent? Exactly. I mean, we don't listen. He was found innocent in the court of law. OJ is innocent. In the court of law? Found innocent. Absolutely. Found innocent. I think you could frame it like this. Oh, yeah. OJ is found innocent, yeah. I would be comfortable saying if I was on the jury based on the evidence I saw I would vote for him to be guilty. If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. That's Judith Regan right there sitting with OJ Simpson. They were interviewing for a book that OJ was supposed to put out with Judith Regan called If I Did It. He did put it out. He did put out the book. No, they didn't put it out. They wouldn't let it come out. The book is out. No, the book never came out. I think they put out the, they put out the special. The cover. I've seen the covers. I've seen multiple covers. Yeah. Where if is really small. Yeah. I thought they did put it out and that's the only thing that the family can get money on. No, I don't think they put it out because this special was supposed to go with the book. This special came out recently. Like in the last decade, right Chris? Or am I tripping? Why were you interviewing with them? It was published. Yeah. 2007. It's published. It's If I Did It, but it's just, the cover is just, I did it in huge font and then If is hidden within the eye in like the top corner. I thought it was some controversy behind the book that either was bad or, yeah. Why did you interview him, Chris? I think it was, did he do Wendy Williams? Bro, I swear it's Wendy. Look it up on YouTube. I did it the same day. He had come from Wendy Williams. I did it for a premier radio prep, which was like the prep service for clear channel stations. It came out? Ah, damn. It was right after 9-Eleven. He talked a lot about Osama bin Laden, I remember that. OJ really survived cancel culture, huh? Bro. In the realest of ways. It's crazy that he went to jail for stealing memorabilia. Not. A payback. Murdering. Oh, no, that was payback. That was payback. I knew you bitch-niggas from way back. Oh, really? All you old football players trying to advance, you're getting nine years taking it like a man. That's what that was. Type in Wendy Williams. He gave him nine years because taking back his own memorabilia. That was like, nah, he got away last time. He did nine years for that? Yeah, that's crazy. He did like nine. Oh, wow. OJ did like nine. OJ did nine. It's just amazing, man. I'm telling you, it is what it is. They be having them on like every so often, and I'm really seeing people questioning whether or not, you know what I'm saying? You know, he was found innocent. What are they saying? They'd be arguing in the comments because people would be like, you know, I can't believe, you know, I ever thought this guy, you know, was a murderer, yada, yada, yada, and then other people would be like, he wasn't, he got found innocent, you know, in a court of law. Or Cam and Mace getting any flak for having him on? I don't ever see any, if so. Nothing, man. I don't ever see any. Yeah. They would be hypocrites to do that. Too many people have eaten off OJ, bro. Too many people have had OJ on this show. That's a great point. Like you can't get mad at Cam and Mace. Yeah, if he's on CNN, he's on MSNBC, and you're selling ads on him, too. That's a great point. What we just saw was a whole fox special. That thing that with Judith Regan, that was a whole, supposed to be a whole special little fox. Too many people didn't eat 8-off OJ for people to get mad at Cam and Wendy. Would I do what? Would you interview OJ? I really don't know what they would be to talk about. I mean jail. I think what Cam and Mace is doing is smart because they're talking about sports. Yeah. And they have a guy who was an incredible actor. One of the greatest running backs of all time. They're not on there talking about what OJ did. They're literally getting his hot takes on sports. And he's killing it. Yeah. What else we got, Taylor? Yo, is it over for Yay, bro? Sure. What? Over for Yay? Yeah. Evan Kanye West? Musically. I'm hearing snippets from these songs and it's like, I'm not Adra. Didn't I ask that question this morning on Burbets Club Taylor? I literally said this morning, I go, it's going to be interesting to see if Kanye West can recapture people musically. I don't think he got it anymore, bro. That Backstreet Boys sample was fire. Nah, it's doodoo. That flip was fire. It's doodoo. You're a hater. It's doodoo. I got to hear the whole song. And he didn't get it cleared. That is true. So it's definitely not. Is there any Jewish people in Backstreet Boys? Well, they don't know the music. Yeah, he's not getting that sample. Nah, he's not getting it. But like... In fact, he probably got a cease and desist today. You know what I'm saying? He probably got a cease and desist today. If what the internet says is true, these record labels are owned by Jewish people. He got a cease and desist today. Yeah. Okay. But still it's... We're not lying to nobody. It don't bang, though. No, Backstreet Boys song is hard. No, but this is not an improvement on the Backstreet Boys. Yes, it is. We heard it. It is a clear improvement. Stop it. Stop. It's not a clear improvement. It's an improvement. Stop it. That's not like everybody doing the slap, yo. It sounds like how black people feel. No, it's slaps, but it's fire. What do you mean? You sound like how black people feel when white people get like... Like when white people make your... Like black people think it's cool? Like cornrows and shit? Like when we popularize your stuff? No, more like kind of... Like I fuck with Justin Bieber, but you know how they were saying like he's like trying to be black. So I think Kanye is trying to be white? No, no, no. I think he's sampled some of the most amazing songs in history and made even more amazing ones. Like I can name... I can name 20 songs that he's reconfigured to make even better than the original and they're fucking remarkable. This... Why are you such a fan of that? Do we know this song is not remarkable? You only heard a sample. You only heard like... I'm saying from the sample, it's worse than the original? Exactly. I'm just gonna say, do you think that it's such a classic that it can't even be remixed? That's good boy, different. I think you can remix it, but not this. Like this is dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink at the end. Like what is that? I want to tell y'all something, man. Bullshit. You don't believe it. Say it. I'm gonna tell y'all something. She's gonna give me in a lot of trouble, but I don't give a fuck. Oh, I like it. The Illuminati has keywords. Okay. I'm not supposed to say this. But the Illuminati has keywords. And the Illuminati keyword... And it changes, right? Because sometimes it's the keyword for 30 days. Sometimes it's the keyword for 60. Sometimes the keyword for 90. But if you just pay attention sometimes, you'll see what the keyword is. What y'all are gonna see a lot of now is the word everybody. You're gonna see everybody a lot. Kanye has a song called Everybody. What's the big record off Nicki Minaj's album that everybody likes? It's called Everybody featuring Lil Uzi. You saw it Northwest. And that's how the Illuminati get you. They get you with the kids, right? So you saw it Northwest. Did a TikTok to everybody as soon as it came out by Nicki Minaj. You see her on stage singing. So just pay attention. I'm not supposed to tell y'all this. I can get in a lot of trouble. But the keyword for the Illuminati for the next... I don't know how many days it's gonna be. Probably till Super Bowl February 11th is everybody. That word can unlock a lot of doors. Y'all gonna be seeing that word a lot and y'all gonna be hearing that word a lot over the next few months. Everybody. Watch. Trust me. Watch. It's gonna be like December 25th. Everybody's celebrating Christmas. You know, New Year's Eve. Alex. No, Alex, Alex. You can't get it. I'm trying to get you in, but you gotta stop doing that. All right, you're right. My bad. Tell us, tell us. New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve, you're gonna hear like everybody's waiting for the ball to drop. Everybody. Everybody. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You're gonna be like, damn, everybody wishing me happy new year. You're gonna hear that word a lot. Just pay attention. I just want y'all to pay attention. Remember, you're gonna be thinking about it. You're gonna be like, damn, y'all gonna send them to hear the word everybody. Yeah. A lot. Everybody. The Illuminati's keyword for at least the next, probably, it's usually 30 to 90 days. They switch it up. But for like the next 30 to 90 days, everybody is the Illuminati keyword. So everyone who's saying everybody is Illuminati? Yeah. I mean, it's like it unlocks things. It's like, it's like the, like the words you say for certain doors. You know what I'm saying? I'm not gonna tell y'all no more though. What's on the back of his jacket? Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. What's on the back of Kanye's jacket? That's another thing you see everybody doing. What? What's on the back of Kanye's jacket? You don't notice everybody in New York's wearing jackets right now? That was good. Great. Yeah, in light of his shorts. Great. Shorts. Let me tell you exactly what it is. Basically, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Is that some German shit? Is he like dog whistling a little bit? Yeah, it looks a little SS-ish. It looks a little SS-ish. Or it looks like paranoid. You're not paranoid, Chris. It's German. It is? Yeah. You know that for a fact? Yeah. What is it? Something with their arms, something. We just spoke about this shit. I wasn't listening to it. Why is Kanye antagonizing people? But it was after World War II. What did that mean? Like it's almost like the sign for their military, but after the Nazis. So... I wonder why he's antagonizing... Why would he want to antagonize Jewish people like that? Maybe he just thought the symbol was fire. Nah. Oh, that's what that is. Anti-Semitism are promoting new song on Kanye West, whereas double eagle shirt reminiscent of Nazi symbol. Oh, so it was the symbol. The famous and controversial rapper pulled short videos of himself wearing a shirt with a double-ego, logo, reading, vultures. The symbol was used by Nazi Germany but West has dropped a new song titled Vultures. Y'all gonna stop putting Nazi on the Kanye, bro. Kanye gonna stop putting Nazi on himself. Ain't nobody putting... Who the fuck is putting that? Nobody put Nazi on Kanye. Kanye did all of that on his own. Everybody needs a shirt. Everybody, alright? You see what I'm saying? You see what the fuck I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? Y'all don't even realize Backstreet Boys, everybody was an initiation song and that's the thing about those words. The words, they also recycle the same words every, like, such and such amount of years. Everybody is... You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Rock your body. Y'all don't even... The crazy part is everybody... What is everybody... This is the last thing I'm gonna say and I'm gonna leave it the fuck alone because I don't say it too much. What's everybody rhyme with? What does it rhyme with? 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Chris yeah What'd they say oh My god, everybody knows your name Chris. I don't want you going too far Chris I don't want to say everybody knows your name much Chris. I'm telling you I didn't want to say anything I want to go where everybody knows your name Everybody find it out on the old And you're always glad you came I'll be a heartbeat I want to be where the people are People are the same I want to go where Mmm knows your name, you know, I didn't want to I'll tell y'all this to my one of my humiliation rituals They wanted me what they do they wanted me to come out as an artist and they wanted me to flip cheers Oh, no, and they wanted me to call it quiz and did you do it or not? No, I didn't do it I didn't do it. They had the lyrics written and everything sometimes you want to go where everybody knows Dun-dun-dun, you want to go where people see that buttholes are all the same You want to go where everybody knows your game Queers was filmed That's that's the humiliation. That's what they wanted me. They wanted me to do this song over names. I'll be my first single Straight up I've said too much Wasn't that friends you just saw? No, that was cheers That was cheers. I thought what I sung was cheers. No, bro Cheers see Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name And you're always glad you're gay You want to be where people see that buttholes are all the same You want to go where everybody knows your game you're fucking gay Big L Did you not be gay before you were you were gay you told us about the life Big L Casualties of a dyke game you said You said you told her I'm big L lick the crack in my Liberty Bell That crazy you need a chill to fuck out with that listen to answer your question about Kanye, please To answer your question about Kanye The water gets bigger and bigger every time he goes to grab a new bottle of water. It's twice the size Charlemagne, what's happening, bro? You know who drinks a cincha? Oh everybody This is a great Movie I'm just trying to put people on the game I'm gonna get in trouble for this show and y'all tell me tell me don't run with this stuff This the one I don't want y'all to run with cuz I don't want don't run with it Yeah, I don't want this to go. I don't want this to go viral. I don't want this to be the one Please yeah, don't don't don't say Charlemagne gives out illuminati cold words Don't let that be the headline. Okay. Listen to answer your question about Kanye. Yes Kanye versus Kanye is a real thing Kanye set the bar so high Musically that he will never be able to recapture that ever again He'll always probably make good music music that you'll listen to me like okay. This is dope But you just not gonna get better than the things he's done It's kind of like when Michael Jackson Michael Jackson made off-the-wall Michael Jackson made thriller Michael Jackson never Musically made anything a complete body of work to that level again of those two albums bad is dope dangerous is dope But I'm talking about like musically you just never get to that ever again like those were moments in time everybody in this room has a Moment with Kanye you have a favorite Kanye West record a favorite Kanye West album like there's people who have told me they went to college because of Kanye like Kanye just can't recapture that ever again, and it's not his fault. Couldn't you say that about most artists? No, because there's not too many artists who've gotten to that rare air that Kanye got musically But I feel like most of the greats are comparing them to their earlier work and people say it's not as good Give me an example Jay-Z Drake. I disagree with I heavily disagree with Jay-Z. You think it's gotten better and better I feel like 444 is Jay-Z's best album. Washington throne was incredible like later albums were fantastic. That's what I mean Jay-Z's had like a very very incredible run like, you know Jay-Z's one of those guys who whose projects really did get better and better and better like reasonable doubt came out You know in my lifetime volume one in my lifetime volume three the dynasty album fucking blueprint like like yeah but then after I Would say black album. There was a few that people would consider some Yeah, I mean I'm not gonna say dodge but not complete bodies of work I love I love 444. I think BP3 got some real gems on there already home is one of my favorite Jay-Z songs of all time But but I don't even put Jay-Z is a great rapper and he makes great music Kanye is just a great artist You don't get too many people who are great artists like Kanye Kanye's in very rare area like very very rare and I think especially when you are rapper is Hard to capture people's attention like that ever again Also, like when it seems like you're distracted with other things like you know making art or making music is not something That's easy, especially if you're gonna be fantastic at it like it's something you've got to work tirelessly at I was wondering Does Kanye even still want to be doing this shit like when I look at when I look at him over there And I don't even know what he's I think he's in Miami right now, but when I see him running around Miami or Dubai Whoever he's at and he's with all the rappers and he's performing Do you really want to still be doing that at 46 years old when that went just a couple of years ago? You was printing money with Yeezy. Yeah, you was you didn't have to do now You got to do shows now you got to perform at night clubs No, man, you got to do all this work so people care your girl got to walk around with her fucking blanket I mean it's just like Yeah, I can't imagine this is fun. That's Yeah, and that's that if somebody does talk to Kanye I know him a tight dollar sign got this album coming out if somebody does talk to him That is one question. I would really want to know was it worth it. Is there anything he would do? differently Because there's really no reason For him to have burned his relationship with Adidas to the ground the way he did Yeah, I don't think there's a reason for that But if you love the thing that you're doing he probably enjoy still enjoys doing that Like let's say if anybody fell off, but you fell off your craft that you love doing you're still going to enjoy doing it If you say so man, hey, you know, I can't say I don't know I can't say he's not he doesn't you know It just feels like it just feels like a lot when I see that when I as a 45 year old man When I see another 45 year old individual out there having to do a lot of that stuff It looks exhausting to me. Yeah, you know what I'm saying like it also feels like the craft is transition from art to attention Art to attention. Oh, that's been down. Come on I look at like Beyonce on tour this summer and I see Jay-Z at the shows because he's Supporting his wife. Yeah, his daughter's on stage. That's dope to me. Yes fire. You know, I'm saying like that even Drake It's aspirational Drake look like he just enjoying life like Drake. Yeah stressing like he puts out music when he wants to He ain't really tripping off doing it, you know And he ain't busting his ass to be acting and all that stuff like that He just in the Turks and Kaco's riding on jet skis living his life. I'm gonna do the thing. I love. Yeah I'm gonna perform the art that I love. Yeah, I'm gonna enjoy my time. Yeah, and I was beautiful And I'm not saying Kanye's not enjoying himself. He might be I'm just saying I wonder if he I think I think he enjoys the attention but the question is if it is attention art and if it's not art now You're just doing nonsense to get attention and that's when people start to lose respect We respect artists and if artists are weird and they do fucked up things Yeah, we can kind of look the other way because we love the art the art so where when people would just seek attention Do fucked up things. That's when we really start judging you that's when we're just like bro What a corny thing to do you wasted all your talent. We look at you like your first-round draft pick that just Just really couldn't hack it in the league. There's only one There's only one group of celebrities who I think have turned attention in the art I never thought about what you just said. I just I just always look at attention of the tension But the way you worded it just now is very very dope. You said is the tension art I've only seen one person at least in my lifetime do that the Kardashians The Kardashians and the only people I've ever seen turn attention art to me though into art It's not art. You know what you say the art is that they're doing. I mean, it's an art to the Empire that they built I don't know if it can be duplicated. I skill The that's strategy, but it's not art. Oh, you mean an actual art No, I like no, but he said attention. He said you turn attention like into art Interviewing is art radio is art. Comedy is art music is art like all these things are our art Attention for attention sake is not art for me. Well, see that's what I mean I think the Kardashians turned attention into commerce like I think they might be the only ones so literally I'll make an argument for that I think they're the only ones everybody else just out here looking goofy as fuck you getting the likes and all that shit But you ain't making no real money their ability to like create story lines Yes, man in their shows and have those story lines affect society No society society, but like get us invested in them want to see these storylines I guess continue or come to fruition or whatever the hell it is like at the end of the day Writing story is an art like it's the oldest art you could argue They're the best they wanted the best as it when it come to reality and they've been writing stories So if if they're Incredibly involved in the story arcs that are playing through their show and they're literally doing all these things in their life that will Amplify those story arcs Yeah, I guess you could give them a little bit. They have mainstreamed So many conversations that weren't mainstream for example I can argue that the transgender Transsexual or just trans conversation whatever you call it was mainstreamed because of the Kardashians Hmm. I can I can argue that I can argue that Mainstream America wasn't discussing trans issues Like they are now before Caitlyn She definitely You know, she definitely normalized things for the right because she's a conservative trans person So that's what she lost people but she gained the most critical side of trans They rock with her though. They don't rock with her, but they rock with her beliefs which normalizes her to them You see what I'm saying? They rock with her beliefs. Oh a hundred percent. I don't know if conservatives Rockwood Philosophically, you're just gonna agree with the people who agree with you They're not gonna say you mean like her conservative beliefs LGBTQ agrees with you when you have massive opposition all the sudden is someone reasonable If half of the country hates what you're saying and what you're doing Yeah, all the sudden somebody who's coming over and going I agree with you and I think you're right I also see I also believe that way you'd be like, all right. Yeah, they're trans which is some weirdo shit But they got some good points. Yeah, so it's normalized her to a group of people that are Pretty much against every fabric of her being I would have to take a poll. I don't think conservatives Rock with her LGBTQ views. I think that's what I really say that I say they rock with their conservative views But the but I don't think they fully claim her because of course not but she that's why I think George Santos got kicked out of Congress Because he's gay. Yeah What I think they gave him the boot because he's gay. You don't think because it's on daily show. Was he a Republican? Yes, yeah, I said this on daily show, you know Republicans like they gave closet it You can be gay conservative, but you got to be a closeted conservative. Yeah, you can't be no flamboyant conservative Are you crazy? Yeah, you crazy? Yeah, I don't think it's the fabrication of his entire existence politicians all I yeah Rating funds. Come on. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think that come on. I think he went a little too far I don't do what what come on come on elected officials using campaign funds for other things Buying a some makeup. I think we spoke about this on the pod But like if you buy boats and houses and shit with campaign for like on he's he's like He's an example of culture changing for me because he didn't lie about what he's gonna do to help people He lied about what he's been through and that was enough for people to vote They're like, oh, you're disenfranchised. You're gay. You're these other things I'm gonna give you my vote because I'm supposed to vote for people that are in those situations It's a cultural turning point. Usually we want Power politicians to lie about what they're gonna do for us. Yeah Yeah, in this circumstance, he's he lied about what he was he had been through Yeah, and that was enough which is crazy because Republicans don't do that You know saying Republicans don't do the identity politics. They're not with the struggle Well, I guess they like not they like they like come up stories. Yeah, pull it up by the bootscrap stories They like that. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but now yeah, I just think I think the Kardashians There's some case studies to be done about the Kardashians and as far as entertainment and and and I think the Kardashians are a blueprint That cannot be duplicated. I think a lot of people think they can duplicate it stuff. It's it's it's virtually impossible also keeping the family together like How hard is it for a band to stay together? How hard is it for like the family has stayed together outside of the dead chopping his shit off? Family Kim have their kerfuffles. They have a kerfuffle, but then there it is It seems like the family is in this together. So it's like that is a very difficult thing to do It's hard for you guys have families this hard for you are your friends with every single person in your family No, they have an extended family that seemingly gets along. That's difficult And their business is interconnected. Oh, they're best. What I'm saying I'm fucking how many billionaires that family produced your Kylie came out of nowhere. Kylie sold y'all fucking lip liner with no lips I mean, I mean she had them lips. Well, she she didn't have them at first the bus. She ain't sell a lip liner So she had yeah, you might be right. All I'm saying is I think there is a art To what they do Yeah, because business is a art like you know I'm saying not a sir the art of the deal You know what I mean, you don't think there's an art to the deal. I think people throw around the word art I'm just using it differently. I'm not talking about necessarily fine arts Yeah, but like in a motion expression expression of feeling and sentiment that other people also have yeah I don't think when you get like a legal document from somebody you're like, oh my god This is art. I just feel this emotion evoked through it Like great point what you just said is there another group a Reality show folks influencers who evoke the emotion that the Kardashians have done not even close not even fucking close Y'all don't care about none. All them other realities are the soul fucking disposable. Yeah, I don't care who they are The real housewives of whatever matter the flavor of love to all y'all dispose of them y'all run through them You're always looking for new cast members those Kardashians People are invested in them in a way. I've never seen like they give a vocal motion They've given a lot of their life They've given up a lot of their privacy like that's that's a that's a sacrifice. Damn You know I mean like Tristan's on TV talking about cheating on his baby mama like that's That's a why to just word with a fucking audio guy in the background a video guy a whole team of producers like that's a Yeah, oh My god You didn't say nothing. You can't even now expound When it comes to the hairstyles And then it came to the surgery like I'm not gonna lie that they didn't so black culture vented plastic surgery too No, I know that that's exactly what you're saying. They're copying our bodies Y'all not the only ones with ass Why I can't be Spanish culture. I mean they definitely look more Latina than they do black I'm asking why I can't be Spanish culture And by the way, I don't even know if our mania is a built like that our mania is built like that Listen, I don't know at least them folks got got some body. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they do that little dance in the ship What do you think that comes from you need to do that little dancing? They do that's all you got hair styles and body type Yo, yo, if they're not special why don't you do it? Oh? Because you got the head thousand the body type You think you put out a sex tape you'd be just as famous as Kim K If you think you think if you put our sex tape you'd be just as famous as Kim Okay, you know why cuz the only reason why they guy you and Ray J do a sex tape right now You don't think you could be as famous as Kim K She already is the bar right now. So why would I be as famous as her? What I'm saying is do you think the same career you and Ray J had sex tape right now. Would it work for you? No, why? Didn't work out for Like sexy red had a sex tape with Ray J No, I'm just like you ready to pop in sexy red. It's huge red said everybody a year ago So do you think that you're just a sex take away from super stardom? It came and went who sexy red sex tape I'm saying mine even though she had a sex tape But no, but the question is do you think you were a sex tape away? Like do you wake up every morning like man if I just had a sex tape I could be a fucking hundred million Do you but do you is that something you have to fight every single day knowing that that's all would take for you to be Super stardom and by the way, it's disrespectful for y'all to keep saying that Kim K came up off a sex tape You know how long ago that's exactly what that was 13 14 years ago relevant her run is still going strong How did she come up like that's always saying so how did so how did Kylie come up there? Kylie's a billionaire too. You really believe that I Just say Kim her mother they did great strategy off their marketing So Chris was around way before Kim ever came here Kylie ever came here Chris was married to Robert Kardashian Bruce Jenna She she I'm just saying like give the give the give the dynasty some respect. This is a dynasty that Proceeded How many views you think your sex ain't gonna get Low-key low-key a lot Oh, nah, yeah, I know you should have pop my shit my shit will go crazy If I give them the popcorn if I start giving the girls a popcorn like that Popcorn on you if I start giving a popcorn like that crazy pop pop pop Cuz everybody knows about the Orville Reddabocker Once I put the Orville Reddabocker on me come in the room 40, that's your problem That is if you were room 40 you would have seen you don't ever come to room 40 yo That's it and I and I know why you can't get in the room. Don't even do it. Don't even give it a key word She can't she can't I give you the key word I gave you the key word come you're not gonna come there and you're not gonna make a big deal about her coming there You know what the key word the room 40 is? She's not coming. You don't even remember You know room 40 and that's it no room 40 fucking is no you're gonna make her want to come and now I don't worry about it. Don't do it. Let's move on. You know why cuz she tried to lie and act like she knew No, you didn't you said you've been there before and all that other stuff But you should be asking what is room 40, but you didn't so don't we're not even gonna say don't worry about it You want to pay some bill? What else we got? You want to ask you want to ask don't you? Okay, don't let her ask cuz that's gonna be a whole and she's gonna be angry when we tell her what it is I'm not even gonna give it to you. You just started hating on the Kardashians for no reason so crazy The craziest thing is you might have been there before If I'm No, but back to the Kardashians like I'm not you don't know what room 40 is really Finish your statement ask it what pretty boy I was about We got you telling the truth Go hand pray the bar she was talking to me chill out go ahead and pray the bar you're a party 40 Oh, go ahead with your pretty little lips. Shayla. No bullshit next week. If you're in town, we're gonna take you for 40 100 tell us how she was in deliverance just now go ahead pray the bar But I mean we're like big pretty boy Squeal like a pig pretty boy. You're coming Taylor are you ready to go now? You ever seen deliverance. Do you want to go? Don't know she can't go. She don't know what it is. We're not telling us tell she asked what it is We're not telling okay Steve Harvey Slew to og man. 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Com and use promo code idiots for 15% off your entire purchase that code is for Everybody use promo code idiots for 15% off your entire purchase. Let's get back to the show You still don't know what room 40 is. Let's do some asking idiots Taylor. Yeah, let's go. I've revoked my invite Yeah, she's not gonna set that up for Wednesday Nash it would have been cool We can actually still go All right, okay, we'll go Chris you want to come now that we have an extra seat Chris over in 40 years exactly asked is he actually cares when you ask you get to go Yeah, it's that simple. All you have to do is show a little interest in what we want to do Why would you not even show don't text us later? No text? Yeah, okay. It's so interesting. Oh, can you show interest Taylor? Taylor Just so interest Yes, it would it really would Do you Do you He fucked it up you did great I don't understand That was one of the worst ones I've ever seen done in my life Oh Yo, ask an idiot. Yeah, ask an idiot. I thought I had one yo. I'm not gonna lie The whole room looked at me like Charlotte, this is your And I fucked it up It didn't even feel right what I was doing I know I know I know you went bigger because of Give me these fucking questions Oh God be Paul more underscore 14 says My lady thinks I'm gay When friends Friendly with gay men, how can I stop that that if you just got gay friends and you friendly with gay men That something else going on bro. Your lady think you gay because it's something else. Yeah, your lady do like this Put that thumb back there and you ain't flinch something happened. That's probably why yeah, there's no reason for your Woman to think you're gay just cuz you got gay friends. Well, first of all, are you gay? How can I stop it? That is a good yeah, cuz he's trying to say maybe you try to trick your girl Yeah, maybe you are gay. You don't want her to know you're gay So that you got to make sure you're not gay first trying to throw her off Yeah, you know I'm saying get her off the scent. Hmm. Take a shower after you get fucked in your boogie That'll work I don't have a pride like I got mad gay friends and I'm friendly Well, I'm friendly with everybody like that. There's no reason your woman thinks you're gay Just cuz you're friendly with gay men and you got gay friends something else is going on that you're not telling us All right underscore underscore D doom What's the most irrational superstition that y'all have? I don't have any that's irrational I know this is so funny because you believe every superstition exactly completely rash absolutely This is why I love none. There's no irrational superstition. I got the ladders one I don't go under ladders. I'll cross the street if there's a ladder. I don't like not irrational. I agree That's not irrational about what Splitting the pole I've never done you with two people and you can't split the pole. That's oh I didn't know that was the thing now y'all fuck me up. Yeah, that's now y'all gave me a new one Do you think flitting the pole was sharing a cock? That's kind of what I thought that's what I thought. I thought it was sharing a cock with a friend. I Did you ever share the cock? I thought it was sharing a cock with a friend I thought that's what you guys are asking it be if I have a superstition about sharing a cock with a friend I I mean I've done that thousands of times Must be in for some bad luck who doesn't shave cocks with friends. Yeah You know another one that's not irrational stepping on a crack breaking your mama's back Yeah, I still don't try to why like who's somebody's mama's back broke somebody so we live in New York It's too many cracks. We can't do that Because you're looking down because you don't want to step on if you see the crack You got to step over it like I don't think it counts for the fact You don't see trying to step on cracks But at the same time there's gonna be but if you look down and see one don't tempt fate and be like Yeah, I don't say and if you look down and see one just step over it. Oh god I'm not gonna be able to walk home after this scroll scroll down What about if you don't When you cheers you have bad sex seven years something like that son, I must have let me see well, let me see the other ones Opposite each other your cannabis had one of the dopest lines ever in a rap verse showing cannabis said Cannabis said I reflect forever like two mirrors facing each other the baddest M other F Ucker let me break the style down so you don't have to wonder I walk the B lock with the G lock C I try to get the DR off on the sea ops blow spots caps out of the boat ship wreck yachts headshots hit you at 300 No, the connects Cops complaining about the hip hop getting Benjamin's like the L ox that don't stop Put away your burn as you can't service my whole crew was allergic to being murdered metaphors is proof I got more than just a couple of screws loose Latinos call me the black haze suits So for all who believe in telekinesis and Jesus, I touch a paraplegic Crazy I was a DJ crew freestyle Phenomenal happy birthday too early Celebrate not even yeah, I don't want to know about all these things these scare me. Can you just get me to another? I don't want to know. I don't want to know I don't want to know dead Why would people place two mirrors opposite? I don't want to know I don't want to know these Do you know I just don't like superstitious shit because I believe in it Into the mall Why the fuck was Stevie Wonder driving to the goddamn ball? I mean, that's crazy. I just even wanted to know it was writing's on the wall Stevie gotta cut it out very Superstition try to tell you how for years. He can see right is on the wall. I saw Stevie one night. You see you back No, but I saw Stevie this is years years ago. I saw Stevie in a hotel. Okay He had a bad one with him and I walk past him. I said, hey, Steve. Yeah, Adam Just in case there's any doubt You got one You got hit he hit you with the Cosby. I Think he hit me with a head now, but you don't really know cuz he all you know You know, you know the Cosby one way it was like All right, what else we got what else we got Taylor The monster says yo Shaw. What's the secret to a successful marriage? The monster the secret to a successful marriage is Compromise and the secret to a successful marriage is simply love, you know If you love your partner You know it is what it is like me and my wife been together 25 years That's my favorite human on the planet. You know saying jelly rolls said that on Daily Show last week I still I'm stealing that for the rest of my life gang. It's my favorite human in the on in any multiverse is my wife So it's just like yo when you have unconditional love for a person that's That's the secret, you know, I mean, I don't even know what success what is considered a successful marriage like what? I mean, two people love each other and that's happy. That's what I would think, you know And I I am I am in love with my life and love of my wife I'm in love with our life together and we're happy. That's a that's the key to it's a Successful marriage man. This next one is good Martin Thomas says if you're not could cure any disease would you tell the world or keep it to yourself? Like and you have to nut on someone to cure them I don't know if I could tell people because I'm not trying to just not on people all day What if what if what if what if you they had to drink your nut? Remember the story I had last week about the fucking Dick sucking zombies. Yeah The dick sucking zombies being a zombie of the disease So you want to suck your nut So they could become back human again and you know, that's what the secret I am legend is all about Is that right starring will Smith and will Swiss just gets drained He becomes like a zombie trying to suck his cock to become human again Because he swallowed if you remember then I am legend He swallowed all of that the potion and then ran through the wall and then the potion is in his system now Potion only comes out through his nut. I got them. I'm not supposed to be telling that fuck I'll just not read a script. I read a script of just give us a little bit I read I'm legend to sequel and that's what it is. It comes out through his nuts So all of the zombies they suck on his dick trying to suck his dick. Oh my goodness That's the one Michael B. Jordan you're right. That's right That's the one Michael B. Jordan are there are that I mean some of the zombies are underage. What do they do in that situation? You know what happens I don't know if that counts in zombie I don't know how I'm just saying we have we found a potential, you know along the plan here They showing up for the cure you guys I need ID I Even though we've been around for ten years this shit is the stupidest podcast water if it was never too much fuckers who didn't need Microphone You think we're smart you think we're brilliant you think we're whatever what do we find we say idiots if you think we're smart You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right if you think we're just a couple idiots You don't know shit. You're right to it's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening