11:25 cheap shot
19:03 me and da boys
22:32 dodge skills have atrophied 24:12 REVENGE
32:56 Pussy Galore wins this round, but I will be back
34:27 I am back and how did I die there is still a mystery to me.
39:19 I am looking for blood and the kitten gets it as I explain to him that sword swalowing is best to be left to the circus personel
40:21 wait... what?! Am I still alive?! Really?!
48:23 learning the hard way the mosquitos are more difficult than npc phantoms. damn suckers. should have brought a bigger sword
49:42 the puking spider with a side of gas
53:28 long arm Joe
1:03:06 lizzards/giants give me an early birthday present. its a suprise
1:03:19 while I ponder at the intricate inner workings of this perpetual motion device...
1:05:42 where did my boulder go?!
1:07:51 would you like an arrow maddam?
1:08:29 what is he feeling for between his legs again
1:08:41 the crotch strategy not working too well and the dude is really pissed
1:13:24 circus de soleil is for whimps. can they block multiple daggers with stomch mussles while on the tight rope?!
1:15:33 thanks. I always wanted a shiny spear there
1:20:49 boringstein+fatso. stop poking me in z behind. seriously. also someone plz declare this a no fly zone
1:27:04 damn you archers!
1:31:12 I am back! and fail miserably
1:33:15 and again
1:34:24 thats it freaks I've had it with you both
1:39:06 brain fart
1:41:02 z pig how dare he ...
1:45:35 pulling spine out with my bare hands
1:48:00 2 for 1 move backfired
1:50:47 z village idiot
1:51:50 I hate that prick
1:54:24 my perfectly executed crotch roll... jump higher you porcelain douche bag
1:55:29 the nerd fight
1:56:21 who was it who gave me directions. come on. out with it. I wont be mad (much) I promise
1:57:03 Seath and his clam farm
2:04:40 the red fatso and liposuction session
2:07:17 mother ...
2:08:38 thats it I cut you
2:15:31 wheeeeee. they've got slides
2:17:16 the boss craved something fried I gather, but why am I flying?!
2:18:04 GET OVER HERE
2:20:14 I know Kung Fu and not afraid to use it you ... whatever you are
2:24:15 and all was well ...
2:27:07 white undead women cant jump
2:29:37 so here I explain to my TV in a mannerly fashion that I am not happy with a side of controller flinging
2:59:41 easiest boss ever
2:38:48 "but Many what do I do if the octopus comes back?! / "Poke him in the eye and steal his sub"
2:44:00 I believe i can fly / I believe I can kill this guy / I think about it every night and day / poke with sword and run away
2:46:10 Star Wars theme music here
2:48:12 epic fail
2:50:12 epic fail
2:53:00 epic fail
2:55:00 DIE ohh wait that was me again
2:57:50 cheat mode activated
If you want to know how it was done go here. This is my own post where I explain strategies.