 I love the beer but all I have is Guinness. Oh. Not great on a 100 degree day. Oh, that's true. But if it's cold. Oh, it is cold. It's just, I don't like that. A lighter fare? The only times I usually want lighter stuff is when it's like really hot. Blazing hot. I'm with you. Normally I'm always a stout man. Me too. I'm incredibly stout. I'm with you. But at the summertime it makes me crave lighter things like Blue Moon or Corona. Oh, fun fact. So I went to an Indian restaurant to get some naan and rice. Of course. And when we did our beer video, they didn't import Kingfisher even though we don't like Kingfisher. Right. They didn't import Kingfisher for years here. Yeah. They have now started importing it. Wow. I don't know. A little update for you if you are here in the States. You can get Kingfisher if you want it. Well, there we go. That was a weird intro. Josh! I'm Rick. Instagram and Twitter for more interesting content. There's some Patreon. Follow us on Twitter account. Ring the bell. We can just click. Hey, we're doing stand-up. This is called John Abraham and Kent. Stand-up comedy by Rahul Subramanian. Stand-up clip by Rahul Subramanian. You've watched his crowd work video as well. Hope you'll enjoy it. Recall your memories from Shola. Is there an A? Is there supposed to be a Y at the end of that to make it? Is there supposed to be Shola? No. But it says John Abraham. Yeah. I don't know. But I do remember this guy's crowd work. Stand-up. Here we go! It's influenced by advertisements. So much that I end up buying something. So if I see a Magnum Ice Cream ad, I feel the need to be royal. So I go and buy a Magnum Ice Cream. I see a life boy ad. I want to kill 99.99% of every single girl in my body. I go and buy a life. What hangers? You get the drift, right? I see a John Abraham Garnier face wash ad. I buy a new TV. He's selling face wash? John... I'm not saying he has a... Okay. I'm just saying it's not good enough for a face wash. How will you feel if I sell a golden membership? Will you buy it? You won't buy such like this. Let's see. I'm a fan of John. Okay, let's start. I'm a fan of... I love John Abraham. Wow! I love Jisoo. The proper technique. Jisoo? She's a perfect match. John, if you look at John Abraham, when he's open, you'll be like... Nice, nice, nice, nice. Wow! I was like, two things made John? First thing, what I'm trying to say, all I'm trying to say is that, when you look at John Abraham, the first thing you know is, he's got a white check, right? John is his trainer. Correct? I'm just saying, if John Abraham can sell face wash, then Manmohan Singh should be in a rock band. Thank you. What's your guess? Come on, let me do it. Madras, come on. Madras Singh. It's still... We've seen that one. It's still, by far, one of my favourite restaurants. But that's not my favourite diet, okay? My favourite diet is this diet, with this Tamilian dude, because I'm a Tamilian. Same com, same community. Yeah, you must have seen this diet with this Tamilian dude. Heema Malini? She'll like it. She'll like it. Your purified water makes it sweet and tasty. Because it gives you the best water. What will you do, auntie? Eat it with a crock. And she'll be like, I trust only Kent. And I'll be like, Tocque. You trust her, don't you? So much that I wouldn't have gone. Love that, I can do it with which she says, I trust only Kent. No, no, no. I trust only Kent. No, no, no. I trust only Kent. Superman's Batman. Superman, right? I trust only Kent. Always had that attitude. I know some of you Heema Malini fans. You look like one of those... I can prove it to you. Guys, remember Shivali? Yes. Remember when we were looking at Basanti? Like Basanti? In front of the A's and Kothos. Like a card, I was in front of them. Basanti, you're like... Peewee. 100 goons, multiple lepers, guns. They're not beggars. They don't have water. They're just taking guns. I don't know how many they have. I'll go with them. How? How strong? And what will happen? You'll be like, Sorry, huh? I'll go with them. Don't touch them. Touch them? It was a long time ago. What's the matter? We've been discussing and interviewing. What's the matter? Why are you just dancing five years? You're all tied up. And you're telling me to dance. But, hey, no props, babes. I was just taking a break. I'll waste some time. But if my hands were tied up... Oops, it's a pain in the neck. Because... When I was a cop. But if my hands were tied up... And you were the one who told me to dance. Then you were this one. How strong is this? And how strong is this? It's almost like you're tied up with a rope. You were like this when you were a kid. You were like this when you were a kid. You were like this when you were a kid. Please. Please, listen to me. No. I don't trust you. I trust only you. It's not for us. Okay, sorry. I didn't know what that was. That brought up a lot of memories. It did. It did. That was funny. I enjoyed that. Do you know what's funny? Remember when we first heard Basanti don't dance? Yeah. What was it then? Basanti don't dance. Yeah. In front of these dogs. Right. I don't remember, but I remember the line. I just can't place where we heard it. Super 30. That's right. The kids doing their dance number. That's exactly right. And we were like, this is a cool song. No idea that it was related to Sholei at the time. For some reason, that's what I think of first. Random. But yeah, that's one of the most famous lines from that. It's very funny. Very, very funny. I like him. What do you think, Rick? I liked it. Okay, good. I thought it was funny. I'm glad. And thank you to Latama for the subs because there's so much we would have missed. Oh, there's so much. I don't know about the Prime Minister. No idea. There's big brands. And I'm like, I have no recollection of huge, huge help to have those things. Otherwise, you're gonna sit here going. I think it's so stupid when people complain. Like you're putting too much in. Why would you complain about that? We don't know this stuff. You do. So it seems like too much for you. I don't know any of this information. It only helps. For those who already know it, it's redundant. So what? And for those who don't, it helps them understand it and better appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand why somebody says it's too much info on her. We'll turn your subs off. Yeah. Idiot. Anyways. That's funny. It was very funny. Let us know if your DOS is coming to us. He is? In October? Not to us. Maybe. It's SoCal. Yeah. SoCal. Not far from here. October, November, something like that. I think so. I think it's somewhere around there. Hopefully we'll start getting like, oh, we'll get like, I know. Ahriman concerts. Yes. We'll get Arjit Singh if he comes to. The great thing about living in LA, everyone comes here. Yes. At some point or another, they will play LA. It's not like we live in like San Antonio, Texas. It's only, you might have to go to Austin to get the concert. Right. If you're doing a tour. It's hitting LA. You're coming to Los Angeles. Yeah. So it's a great, it's kind of a great location. There's a couple downsides. You know, it's really expensive. It's very, very expensive. But that's one of the cool things. You're always guaranteed to get every movie in multiple different places. Yep. And movies that sometimes other places aren't getting. Yeah. Anyways, let us know more from him and other standard comedians that we can wrap to down below. Josh!