 First of all, do you like my outfit? Cuz you bought it for me Thank you Julian. So I've mentioned this in the past that my Doug Kermit has a soap fetish It took us a long time just to get it like on camera because he usually sneaks into the bathroom We're like the shower where there's some sort of soap somewhere and he rubs his face against it And he loves it like he loves wipes and he loves like bars of soap or soap residue and it's like kind of creepy Like to the point the other day we found a bar of soap with like Tooth marks in it, but just like one like you took one good bite and was like oh, yeah But I don't know why I've never thought to do this before because I don't think it's bad for him Like he's not eating it like he just wants to rub his face on it So what I'm gonna try to do I've no idea this is gonna work is have him review some soaps So this might take a little bit of creativity a little bit of patience I'm gonna have to leave the room and like try and catch him doing it But I got a big bag of soap here. This is basically Kermit's heaven So I got a number of different types of wipes and a bunch of different kinds of soaps What I did forget about buying soap though is that you can't like go into the store and buy a single bar of soap So I had to buy like these packs of fucking soaps stocked up with soap Until forever if you dirty come to my house, I got the soap Hey with soap you guys. Yes Alright, I'll leave see you guys I think we just try and do this like a couple at a time and see what kind of soap does Kermit like the best This is my dog review soap Like for real it's not clickbait. It's like we're really doing so I think I'm gonna start with like should we start with wipes? Or should we start with soap? Okay, he likes mine So I think the way that I want to do this is to do like three at a time and narrow down his favorites Okay, so this one is a yes to hydrate and restore. It smells like coconut This is a Neutrogena cleansing towel. I know that he has rubbed his face on these because I have purchased these before So I know he likes to rub his face on these, but I don't know if he prefers to rub his face on me And this is a Cedophil gentle cleansing cloth. Sam, it does a gentle creature. Come you come. Do you like any of these? Huh? Do somebody likes a coconut? Yeah, I might have to wait. That's when Kermit lets his true soap fetish out. Don't really care for that one. How about this one, bud? How about this one? What about this coconut one? Do you like that one? What is it? What's the matter? Mom didn't get you enough wipes and soap So we had to take a little bit of a food break because someone has Cushing's disease and gets very hungry all at once Not in the soap mood. All right. Now we're now we're taking a fighting break. Are you guys done? Kermit, no one is judging you. We know you have a soap fetish. It's okay. Just let it out. Why are you still crying? What if we tried some actual bars of soap? Look it. Okay, this one is dial. This says it's gold clean rinsing and non-dry Oh, do you smell that? Okay. It's like enough of this wipe. I want some soap. Okay. I'm opening it for you True life. My dog has a soap fetish. This one is dove. Ooh Cool moisture. What do you think about cool moisture? It's like I'm opening a bag of treats. Why don't we throw in a little something different? This one's Irish Sprint. Here's this one. Oh Oh, oh This is what I catch him doing in the shower Like if somebody leaves the shower door open, he just does this in there like the biggest creep in the world Wow, I mean this is pretty overwhelming He prefers Irish Spring the most out of these wipes and these other soaps Kerm. I think it's just his first try. Kermi, what about this one? You want to smell this one? Come smell this one But it's right here. Oh, don't it don't lick it. Oh, it's right there I know why he does this like He does it on like dead stuff like is there something in some soaps that is like that smells like dead animal or something Wow Kermit loves Irish Spring The funniest though is when he does it on certain like lush bath stuff that has like glitter in it And then he gets glitter all over his face He likes the dial. Oh He just licked the dial. Oh Kermit don't lick it, but no. Do you like this one at all? No You like these two. You like this one a lot. We're not judging you. This is a safe place Oh, oh, he really likes dial. Oh Don't lick it. Okay. He's giving the he likes the dial. I think he likes the Irish Spring the most so far That's his number. Okay, cleanse your palate So far So far that says number one But I think dial is like a close second, but he keeps trying to lick that one All right, so dove not so much dove we can put in the pile with the wipes Kermit we still have some more soaps in here for you to try caress Fine fragrance daily silk. What do you think about that bud? This one's a little different. This is a raw sugar Pure baths though. Oh, that one's textured. Look at that. Wow Okay, I mean you can start reviewing it as soon as you want to shea moisture Coconut and hibiscus shea butter soap Think of this one. Did you smell this one yet? This is a different dove. This is a pink rose Do you like that one? This is the last one that we got We only got eight bars of soap because I figured that was a lot of soap Bourbon cedar. Oh this one This is like your heaven. There's soap all over the floor right now. What's the matter? You don't like your selection So I went upstairs and I got some of the stuff that I have up there You don't really care for most of these other soaps So I'm gonna put them away and you're really not playing along with the wipes at all Even though in the comfort of your own bathroom, you love wipes. Come here. You like this one? Like when you do the glitter ones because it gets all over your little face I'm so sparkly. So he doesn't like any of those. We're looking for a very specific type of soap I think I don't think that he likes bath bombs because they have that like baking soda You smell to them. I think he likes like straight up soap I guess I'm just trying to figure out why my dog is in the fucking shower all the time This is outback mate. You want to try this one smell that? I feel like that one This has been a lot dogs noses are so sensitive He smelled a lot of soap. So I'd say these are in these are the top three irish spring Outback mate from lush and dial Yeah, this is like a buzzfeed video $1 soap versus $20 soap Don't worry. I'm not going to throw any of the soap out Okay, so you can have it because I know you're gonna want it later when no one's watching you so you can really get in there Oh, are you tired? Is this your favorite soap? Is that your favorite? Yeah, I think that's your favorite If I had to guess based on his enthusiasm I would say that outback by lush is probably in third place In fact, there were only three soaps that he was really actually interested in at all They all smell like relatively like masculine I'd say like he doesn't like the florals or the flower eats. He's not interested in that kind of soap Which is a little confusing to me because it feels like he's in my shit 24 fucking seven But apparently he's not into that. He's into this sandal woody Whatever this is followed by our number two Which is this gold Bar of dial he licked this one. He actually wants to eat this which concerns me This smells just like like a hospital and in first place by far kermit's favorite soap in the world is irish spring This he immediately gravitated towards and I'd say he's the most excited about this video probably can't be that much longer Because I think he's getting completely overwhelmed by soap smell So I know this video is like not that much like there's not a lot going on But hey to be fair you clicked on a video that says my dog reviews soap, okay? So what did you expect? But in case anyone was wondering the soap choice of sermons worldwide Is irish spring? So if you're a sermons, or you have a sermons you should give them some irish spring because they really like it a lot They want to rub their face on this you did good, but I know it's a lot of soap, huh? I watched my body with irish spring as a dominant male in the house So there's a small chance that maybe he would like to be taking on the scent of the dominant male Oh, so you think this is that kermit wants to smell like the dominant male in the house? Yeah, right you like your soul Is because you're sexually attracted to it. Is that your sexuality? Is it soap? Well, thank you for playing along We're so glad that we figured out what you like so that we can always have some Stocked in the bathroom for you so you can rub your little face all over it. Yes, you can well Yeah, I mean that's it is this video done. Yeah, but what am I gonna do now? We already did it. It's made it's over. It's done. So make sure you subscribe to my channel I put interviews every Wednesday slash Thursday since you are such a good boy. Why don't we see what thermit prefers irish spring or dog crack You're a good girl too Please don't help my house My dog is broken subscribe