 No, you listen. When I sent you to Terminator to get a new moon to replace ours that exploded I assume that you would be clever enough to get the four Giants that stop it from crashing into the world. They're kind of a package deal! When you work for the Foundation, it's important you take the bad with the good. For instance, it is a tragedy, obviously, that we lost this woman and her two children due to this spatial anomaly. But we did get a lot of good data, so, you know, it's all about perspective. The moment SCPs are actually real, I'm heading straight to the containment cell for SCP-3092, or melt into a ball of flash because day will have broken, but hey, let's pretend that part didn't happen. SCP-3092 were some of the most adorable SCPs that don't get any love from the fans. These stuffed gorillas come in a giant crane game, and every time you win a gorilla, it comes to life. These stuffed gorillas are highly skilled at stealth and gorilla warfare. The article is called gorilla warfare. That's the joke. They are constantly trying to breach containment, but they never release dangerous SCPs or do anything that would cause actual damage. They resort to slingshots and graffiti and glitter bombs and perching a bucket of water above a partially open door. They used to employ tripwires in their arsenal, but they stopped that after they accidentally fractured a researcher's collar bone, and they never did it again because they felt bad. Please be real, I want to be your friend! What are the origins of this? Where did this come from? Hi there, Dr. Sherman. TikToks was an SCP researcher at your service. The SCP Foundation began simply as a creepypasta posted on 4chan. The mystery behind this creepypasta masquerading as a scientific research document intrigued a lot of people and inspired them to write their own SCPs. Once there were enough of them, we started our own website. SCPWiki.com is our current main site where you can learn all about the SCPs straight from the authors. Over the years, we've accrued thousands of authors, written tens of thousands of stories in a dozen languages. Because there are so many people involved in creating SCP content, it only made sense for the founders to release all of our works via the Creative Commons 3.0 share-like license. This has caused the SCP community to kind of shape itself like a wheel where the writing community is the heart of it, but then you have the spokes of the indie films and the YouTubers and the Game Devs and the TikToker, Cosplayer, Artists and all that. I hope this has helped. Leave me any other questions you have in the comments. Secure. Contain. Protect. Intox. Apologies, but if I remember correctly, it seems like the Mobile Task Force are the ones who die in every single exploration log. Not to self. Higher, taller recruits. A children's squiggle? I have eight doctorates, and you send me out here looking for a children's squiggle? Oh my... Oh, I found it, and the picture was more accurate than I ever wanted it to be. Ah! Ha! That'll do, donkey. That'll do. Donkey, I said that'll do. That'll do, donkey. That's enough, donkey! On top of that, you forgot to empty the Break Room dishwasher again. It is October, that's right. Yeah, and if you don't let him out for his walk, he gets cranky! Why do men sneeze so loud? Like, why are y'all gotta yell? The other men won't like me telling you this, but you need to know the truth. Millenia ago, just after the fall of the dinosaurs, a battle was waged. Hold on there, buddy. That information has been classified by the O5 Council. So I'm gonna have to give you a big ol' Redacted And cut this video off here. Scroll along. Bye-bye. Bye-bye now. Bye-bye. My partner Goose is trying to do a TikTok transition in real life, and it's not working because this is not the internet, and so transitions do not exist. She is not an SCP. This is a sad day for all of us. Hey, Max? Yes, Groovy? Is Rick Astley an SCP? Hello, sir? Is Rick Astley an SCP? If not, why isn't he? Obviously, you think a non-anomalous entity would be able to successfully never give you up? Humans are fragile. Rick Astley is eternal. Sing with us! Grab me a new moon, cause our old one just blew up. Termin' us got time loops, nab theirs, they won't miss it much. You understand? Agent Link, that means he does. I, uh, think. Those giants, too, cause we don't want it to crash. Leave behind that Skull Kid in that creepy, spiky mask. And one more thing, avoid the lens, cause that Ben Drown stuff gives me the fucking creeps. And today, we'll be making ghosts. Yes! Murder! We'll start by tracing our ghosts on this piece of paper. Halloween. Four fucking pixels! Not bad. Decent. Mediocre. Six out of ten at best. All I'm seeing are good pumpkins. I do not see any great pumpkin. Hey, I only ride in carriages! Begin test. Skull Kid, go for a soda right now. Endured fetch quest today, nothing special. Keep it by the book. You. Wait. What is it? What are you doing over there? What is it doing? Did it just? Gee, thanks. Did it just lie? Sure looks. Oh my God, this is wildly new behavior. It's learned. It's learned how to pray. You found the perfect containment method here, boys and girls. We will use my large- Not a chance! Absolutely A-B-C-D-E-F- Yes, these are my office hours. Nope! Nope, we're not doing that today. Oh, no, no, no. You. You'll go back to your room, young man. I don't want to see you in here, not at all one bit. And if you say one word about my car's extended warranty, I know there was a lot of complaining and threats against the lives of security staff when you all forced me on vacation, but really, I am grateful. It was very necessary for me to recover. Oh my. I'm going to need a bigger cat-made waifu outfit. Just, we'll see if he does bounce. Nope. Oh Lord. Dr. Bright is not allowed to institute no bones day at the foundation. And so today I'm 11 a.m. already, huh? When this lumbetic workout program was implemented in the first place, I admit I was skeptical. I mean, you've seen the weight loss commercial, so you can't trust them. Workout without thinking about it. But this actually worked out pretty well. I mean, barring a few containment breaches where squats are not conducive to containment, I've gotten a lot better at running because of all the workout, and my posterior has gone from two pancakes to fat, and that is with a pH, so I'm pretty proud of it. Unfortunately for the entity known as SCP Redacted, or Mom's Spaghetti as its nickname, if it is vomited onto any surface that is not a sweater, it finds it very difficult to maintain its life functions. It can wander a short distance if a sweater is available, but more than likely it's going to become non-anomalous pasta. Dr. Sherman's in a dating sim. I think I should retire. Just kidding, let's make more games and a movie! Also pick up Doki Doki Anomaly, it looks pretty dope. I can read minds. No, you can't. Yes, I can. No, this isn't really happening. It is really happening. Think of a number, uh, number seven. Seven. Uh, purple. Purple. My worst nightmare. If a bottom is riding a bicycle. What's your name? Wednesday. What's yours? I don't wanna tell you. Hello, Peggy. Hey there, Site 42 fam. It's come to my attention that not a lot of people know that we have a Site 42 SCP merch store. We've commissioned art from multiple artists to make SCP-related merch, and we've got stickers for the Site 42 channel. And so if you want some SCP merch, as well as helping support the Site 42 channel, teespring.com slash stores slash Site 42. Thank you in advance, and cheers.