 A lot of people ask me, sir, what the fuck is that on your head? It's called an Ushanka originated from the motherland. It's pretty simple. It is a better version of a beanie. Show you how this works. You put this on and your head's really warm because the majority of the heat actually escapes from your head. I could be fully nude in the middle of winter with this on and I'd be right. Now let's say the wind's coming in and hitting your ears. You got a little clip up here. Bang! And then we're going into four-wheel drive adventure mode. Bang! How good's this? Now we can go one step further. Let's put the clips in together. And now you can do even more cool adventurers shit. Go balls deep. I don't give a fuck.