Meet the Prestigious and Well-Mannered Soldier





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Uploaded on Oct 13, 2010



"If hand-on-hand combat is a sure-fire way to gain the glorious status of a victor then by all means use hand-on-hand combat. The ancient Chinese military general known as Sun Tzu once quoted that, and judging by his amount of experience in the combat field I'd conclude that he had more general knowledge than yourself my dearest chap, because he was the sole being that had given birth to physical means of death. Then for the time afterward he perfected the art so when sparring with another gentleman he would not give in to fatigue and ultimately lose his very life.

After he had completed collecting his funds from the defeated enemies in an organized rectangular arena used for the means of combat, he proceeded to purchase two of the same species from the animalia kingdom located on the planet Earth which then he continued to guide them in an organized manner onto a relatively large vessel, where he proceeded to beat them senselessly for reasons unknown.

And since that day in history any time a significant amount of animals are in a single area of space it's referred to as a facility used for the means of storing wild animals for public use.

Except for the instance that the animals are stored on a privately owned plot of land where they are used for organic products, in which case that would be a farm.


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