 Ignition! No! What? I have been loving like every second of this game man Every second of this game. Why the beast has the appetite of a behemoth? Just this very morn I found it with his nose buried in my nuts. I don't want to fight him! Okay, here we go Dude, how's the game? It's literally like you're playing a movie. It's amazing Like actually incredible. Thank you, Colonel Jack You beat it? I'm like booking it, dude. Dude, I was Square, I got early access so I was playing yesterday and Square messaged Square messaged us saying, hey, that's fan, pumpkin breaks. You're playing too much You're getting through too much of the game before the game was released So I had to stop playing Because I was making too much progress Just a means to an end. All this for one man They didn't have to go so far If you keep your wits about you, I reckon you can make it up to the castle without raising the alarm I'll sniff out any townsfolk who haven't escaped yet and send them on the way. Be careful Likewise Don't do anything. I wouldn't do. I added gamer sips Hashtag Thank the Gifter, S-Pan TV. Thank you for gifting us up to super lost 89 With a little audio desync. Wait, S-Pan gifted me a sub I'm gonna go watch those private vods now. Wait, did I gift the sub? Okay, here we go Stop at nothing Just ended in eight months Wait, I was gone ten minutes and the city is in a massacre. What happened? Hey, welcome to Final Fantasy Here it is, dude Haptic feedback gate opening Protect. Some opponents will cast protect spells to raise the defensive barrier around their allies and shield them from melee attacks When engaging protective targets identified by a Shield icon above their heads avoid using your sword And instead employ magic to quickly and efficiently dispel the barrier Maybe I will It's not a rest There's only one fitting punishment. Okay, look at the combo. You guys ready? That's what I've been doing That's what I got figured out Whoa likes any gift Lightning rod gouge file drive Nice Perry nice mortal blow. I can't see anything. Hey, welcome to Final Fantasy Okay, my build is disgusting. You guys can't even see anything. That's how it works Okay, we're two now We're on there Dude, this game is brutal. These guys are dead. They're just still Joe's just sitting there watching dude Jill's literally just standing there fricking cast a spell every six minutes It's not actually playing a game. I play more games than anybody. Okay, except for soda pop This is my name joining him dude. I'm in love with this game. I am I am I adore this game It's amazing Deadly embrace Oh, get up get up get up get up get up. What are the likes? Lightning rod Let's go. I'm dude. I'm telling you I've figured out the combos man. I've like The built this build I came up with is so sick dude and my limits back. Can you show us your amazing bill? I showed a little bit earlier, but I'll show you the combo in a second. Okay, so here's how this works Might sort of get true. Yeah Kyle. True true true Okay, so I go in I go will of the wikes and I drop the lightning rod after I do that I go into a gouge Right now normally I would do this against the lightning rod and then once I do I Go back here and I pile drive them and then I do an ignition and the ignition carries these guys And then I do a rising flames. So if I do that in a stagger, I'm looking at over 20,000 damage Give a lot of your guys in here with the Titan. Yeah, true. Are you wiping out village people? Yeah, we hate We hate the YMCA. I've ignition twice. Are you sure? I don't think so Okay, here we go. Now we test the build on a boss Okay, nice precision dodge was encounter magic burst Perry Magic burst. Oh, yes. What does magic burst big? Nice precision dodge times to Precision dodge good times for counter magic burst So now Frick I screwed up. I screwed up. I screwed up. I screwed up one. I want to do the I'm going for the full combo here So I'm gonna stall for a second. I'm just gonna stall because he's about to stagger. He's about to stagger Okay, that was a bad stagger or a bad Okay, so lightning rod into this into ignition Into gout she's seven thousand stagger damage dude a huge man Oh, press the attack. Okay, let me break. It's a it's a DPS race. Okay. Good. Good This count to Nice precision Ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen. Let's see what you're gonna do it Yes, perfect. Perfect. Perfect vision dodge times to ignition Yeah, dude Brick man. This game is so fun, dude. Just boom boom boom freaking combos, dude. It's so good This game's amazing The combat just it dude the combat is unreal man the combat is actually completely unbelievable Jill wait what all that you get caught or should I say Lord Rosfield? I've been looking for you for a very long time. I'm so glad you accepted my invitation. I Went to some trouble with the decorations. Do you like what I've done with the plan? Actually, we'll play them when we cry five at some point. I would not have you know, you're Frick how do those how do those shackles contain an icon on into the festivity by the strips either. Yeah Torgel doggy great that is Suppose it's up to me then did it be so funny if it made us control Gav Dude, yeah, it's no more than she deserves for getting into bed with an outlaw We should get it to mine Lord Koopa commands your presence Your to bear witness to the girls execution such a waste of Joshua Yeah, let's go Yeah saving the day Crystal fetters are a bastard to open just so you know Don't worry. I'll have them off before you can blink but still in the courtyard The Imperials have sounded the retreat and cleared out of the castle, but the place is still swarming with Koopa's men Kept you waiting to make I'll make my way up top and circle around the back quick as you like a Nearly forgot have to get to the courtyard Which was the courtyard? He's losing his mind Urgency urgency Well, I wonder all right. Let's you do that. Okay The RP is that you can have Torgall sniff out where you're gonna go Potions potions Is there any more loot here before I go safer? Dude, I really hope they don't kill Jill They've killed so many characters in this game Men of the rocker what these people are called you've got a plan of Clive because we are fucked if you don't And a problem accurate Torgall just exploded all over them wait so tortles an icon, too So he is Fenrir. Can you stand don't tell me you tire of my entertainment? Enough perhaps it is time to serve the main request. I here we go Oh, I'm starving Dude freaking total altered Stay close We're getting out of here. Here we go Total thank you. Okay. Well the yikes lightning rod Dude staggered again Lightning rod is this actually crazy dude. You basically beat the game Dude, my build is insane My combo leads into another limit break Big gouge, I'm just chain-staggering multiple people even see what's happening precision dodge that was so Damn satisfying. It's over For now, but I bet that wasn't the last of them and they won't stop hunting us until Koopka is dead So you get in there and finish the job, eh? Go on didn't Mac to come over this again. We'll hold them back. All right, but be careful Yeah, I'm unsure. Okay. Took our home Clive Don't let him take yours. Don't worry about us. Go Here we go. Oh, they got your back. I promise you sit You'll die by my head push harder. Oh, I see cutscenes on your plate. Just enjoy your entertainment gratifying casualism Have you come to defend your father's throne Lord Rosefield? the grand duchy of Rosaria and without a ruler even a people veritable kingdom of Dust I see no throne to defend Please tell me what you want sits head in a box Imagine my disappointment when I learned that he met his end at the hand of another And my relief to learn that you had taken up his thrice damned name Wait, what? Your master slew Benedicta Harmon and defiled her body If you choose to bear that murderous name, then you shall answer for his crimes The only crimes I shall answer for are my own Sid did everything in his power to save that woman though. She was long past saving And so I did what he couldn't It was me all along Hugo Deserved and I am fortunate indeed thought the most I could wish for was to take the life of one He loved just as he did to me, but it seems I was wrong and I shall have my reverence There we go chap big Titan bike coming big Titan fight Here we go how many dreams have you crushed who've seen their world Although I know I'm not really there me cooker. No pity and no Ignition Gouging into him. Oh Precision dodge precision counter precision dodge again Rick Frickin got sledge hammered nice Precision dodge twice times two Precision dodge And actually worked out pretty good honestly for what it was with a theory. It's legit like I'm playing a movie Oh, no cinematic dodge. Oh, I was this close nice They just scratch my ear But I'm not the Titan out of them Oh my gosh precision dodge the counter Okay, high-potion. This is actually a very hard fight. I basically haven't died yet in this game And I'm running really low on juice. I needed a limit break You shouldn't dodge away from that one. You should jobs tour nice big Perry ocean left man Oh my gosh, dude. I'm fricking into real fast, dude Potion I'm out of potions. Oh my gosh, dude. Oh 26,000 damage Limit break out of precision dodge Harry Well the like sick man these fights are so good man these fights are amazing These fights are amazing man. It's so fun What a freaking rush dude, what a rush might not be over yet Hey, I add sources this by the way, so I'll try pause to make sure the ad runs before the next fight Dude, this game is just gruesome. It's Do-goo. Yeah classic Oh, he's turning into Titan. Wait, what? What's happening? Yeah, but it didn't look like one of you normally steal their powers and normally put their hand on them Right left for five minutes. We'll have to do his hands. You cannot leave when you're watching the stream, okay? Wait, what? You mustn't get yourself worked out. Who is this? What? Another time Muthos Muthos he literally just got his hand sliced off By the way, so he's gonna live I think so Well, Ludis scum who the fuck invited them smile Not that that's the biggest surprise we've had today Where did you learn to do that toggle tell any? suit yourself Yeah, we have to find Clive Right. Sorry Nice You missed one. We were worried. Do they just have blood spatter all over him. Nothing personal kid Dang dude dude I'm telling you man. This game is absolutely amazing This game is unreal. I I have been loving like every second of this game, man Every second of this game. I was so close If you haven't been for my gift, I would have finished it. I'm just glad you got out of there alive Thank you again little hack. Thank you, man Right after you went inside Just when we thought we were shot of Titan's lot In pile audience Not enough of them are worriers though. You didn't see the one who took kooker away So what you think they came here to save him? I'll be fucked if I know what's going on, but every minute we spend racking our brains that bastard's getting further away So what do we do? We go back to the hideaway I'm too tired to think As are you by the looks of it And after what jill's been through Let's worry about kooker later. Shall we? I All right Well, give us a chance to solve the riddle of your magic mug too. You're a spandim living this new four-year badge Can't wait for the new five years soon. How you feeling? Thank you Zube thanks for the 55 months, man Skippy, thank you for the four months tier one. I didn't hear that earlier Thank you. Skippy Mirror's a mirror's a thank you for the 10 months power of the earth Clive has claimed a portion of the icon titans essence a tuning with titan not only changes the elemental aspect of clive's magic spells But also allows access to several new iconic abilities Such as wind up a singular strike that increases in potency when charged Ability details are found on the abilities tab in the main menu Okay, so we got titan titan's feet Titan's iconic feet titanic block can be used to fend off most incoming attacks Using square immediately after a privilege time precision block will initiate a devastating counter Okay Okay, so we have titan now So what does this mean? We have three icon slots raging fists Raging fists with lightning rod I'm starting to think that I actually don't need lightning rod and I think the lightning rod Might be causing problems for me and if I don't need lightning rod Then that means I don't really need pile drive or thunderstorm Now judgment bolt is kind of nasty because there's just one big boom Abandoning vibrator it's not Okay, so we're gonna mix this build up a little bit. Okay. We might go back to this ability Yeah, I think the stagger multiplier caps at 1.5. That's exactly why I'm like, okay, maybe maybe we don't go with that So in that case, let's let's run titan and we go will of the wikes Also raging fists will stack it too to be fair actually Ruining the build. Yeah, sure sure sure ideally In like 500 ability points I get lightning rod mastery And then I and I completely swap out of blind justice And I and I bring garuda back here. So I go garuda will of the wikes lightning rod You remember big dick there is the biggest of dick Ignition raging fists into rising flames wind up and just boom That's the play Okay, let's continue Uh, why are you splitting the fire moves off phoenix and tine? Okay, so the reason I'm splitting the moves is because those moves I'm comboing together Like I'm hitting them one after another and it's easier to hit them one after another Uh, like that then it is to like swap back like keep swapping pages So that's that's why I'm doing it that way Okay, we got her There's no a good time. All right. Good night little hack. We'll see you later, dude. All right. It's us. Don't set up How's jule doing to making sure she gets the rest you need Any word on kooker's movements Vivian's doing what she can to try and track him but she's feeding on scraps We've sent ours out to the cruise breakers and there are other friends in the west I'll skin them to keep their eyes peeled for anything unusual No leads yet But it's only a maritime ready. All right Let me know when you find something still busy saving the world mid When did you get back? Just now All about your studies Agend Since Hugo Kupke invaded rose her name is mid all the concentrating. We all are that all right How long will he be staying this time? I don't know a while most likely any road while I'm here Any road? Who says any road? You can't just expect me to please oblige her I'm obliging. I'm obliging. Is he tracking down kupke? You should have a little time to spare Now there's a face I haven't seen in a while Sure, you have it buried in a dusty alto I did till a familiar trill pricked my ears bad translation as ever your exuberance is written in English first Which successfully scattered the painstakingly assembled fragments of my thoughts At that is a compliment at the professor So I'll meet you in the story and when you're done Well done me Breath of fresh air Bloody tempest nor like Otto you got my guilt I fee for bringing mid across. She said you were paying that little Store I'm was it Nice I wonder what it's like. I'm doing really good dude. I hope you're doing good too, man You guys ready chat. We're gonna beat the game in the next 30 minutes I'm a busy man, man. What did you say? I'll get to the point then I want to turn the room down there into a workshop like the one I had at dad's Frick I forgot to grab water You've only just come back About it for a while dad said I had a knack for engineering Told me everything he knew about it then sent me off to canva to learn everything he didn't That was his dream for me That one day I put my studies to use for the good of the cause No one stuck at school. I've studied enough It's time. I put my knack to work I know that I can help the people here and I want to do it Well, well, well It's sick at sea now All right I'll tell Otto you'll be staying Which is why I wrote up a list of jobs for you For me, you want me to do First things first, I need equipment and materials to start making me own There's the design to the stuff I need and the stuff it needs smithing from The other materials I can work myself just need a generous benefactor to lay them on for me Apart from the wood I'll need a carpenter for that, but I can just borrow yours Is that everything? I'll let you know if I need out else Materials and tools That means Karen and Blackthorne Oh, here we go. He's Karen again I was wondering where you'd got to It's back from Canva Have you seen her? Just now She's planning to set up a workshop in the stores and ask me to buy her some materials Here's the list What's the materials? I think you can find everything on there This lot Won't be much of a trader if I couldn't That used me as the character of all the guys As for payment It's paid 100 times over by what that girl's done for us If it weren't for her filters, we'd have not to drink but blightwater And that would have drained the life from just as long ago Indeed it would I'll send the stuff on to mid when it comes in Thank you, Karen Blackthorne, you busy? What does it look like? I have a commission for you From mid She requires certain tools Do you think you can make them? Bloody hell Was she planning to bail with this stuff? And her ship? No I'll see what I can do Tell her I'll bring them over when I'm done My thanks And mids, no doubt That just leaves the carpenter Let's see if Bardov's available I wish, I wish, I wish Clyde's weapon was like cool How you supplying your bees? Dude, I'm just a freaking ride mode dude All day, all day every day Sometimes, all day every day sometimes Should be enough to keep us Outdo Master Sid Bardov Mid's looking to build a workshop in the storeroom And she needs the aid of a skilled carpenter So naturally I thought of you Well, I'd love to out the young miss however I can But I'm afraid I've got my hands full just keeping this place afloat There's old's neat patching and if I don't patch them will all of us sink into the mirror I gladly spare mid all the time I have but the sad truth is I ain't got none Yeah, like a crew of sword What about that other fella? You know, the one over at Martha's rest Burnard, was it? Burnard That's right And he is a friend of the cause I'll ask Martha if she can spare him Was Armour his freaking sick Least I could do Armour is like Omega sick But he's like, I just wish his sword was like bigger Like the characters from Final Fantasy 7 Like why was Final Fantasy so good as the characters But I think part of what made the characters so good is not just the story of the characters I think part of what made the characters so good Was also just how they were designed Like how they looked Like Barrett with his gun arm Clouds Buster Sword Right, just like iconic weapons Like just a massive massive sword Like this sword is like it's almost like Too small to really like see the details Ah, Clive, what brings you to the rest? It's sick, don't get me wrong It's usually bigger than it's all I wondered if I might be able to borrow Burnard for a short while I don't mind if he don't We're all friends here, aren't we? Thank you, Martha Do you know where I might find him? He went up to Cressida on business No idea what, mind Places of ruin I'll look from there then Ain't the lad who saved my life What brings you to a place like this? You do, Burnard Martha said I might find you here I have a proposition for you Oh, do you know In the workshop, you say That beats stacking boards to bridges, sure enough And If Martha didn't mind me being gone a while Then neither do I You just tell me where you want me That's the spirit I, uh I couldn't ask a favor, though Could I? Before we go? Of course Well, that there is Cressida Where I grew up And much left of it now, though Except my parents' graves But I came up here hoping to visit them I even patched up the bridge to get across Only to find the place crawling with themes But you're a dabband When it comes to dealing with beasts and bogals, isn't ya? Can I hurry, Johnson? It's the least I can do I'll do it before we're birth again And take care But yeah, you also still do chat Interaction after 12 hours, super gear chat Yeah, man Where would one start their Final Fantasy adventure? So, the good thing about the Final Fantasy games Leonics is None of the games are even Well, almost none of the games Uh, or, like The idea is Uh Uh, basically Each Final Fantasy is its own story And They don't even relate to each other at all Like there's Some of the characters might have similar names Or the same names as, like, an Easter egg Yeah, the only ones that do are like Their actual, like, strings What rings you got? Dude, this thing frickin' just railed me, dude Recision block? Dude, I screwed up all my combo, man Dude, I have no health left Dude, I had no health left, I was so scary I almost died, dude, I was frickin' Oh, my gosh I had no potions going into that Dude Dude, I was so stressful, dude That was crazy Uh Uh, chat What's the best way to summarize what's happened since we met Ultima? The Breath of Earth The Breath of Earth Reduces wind-up cooldown time by 3 seconds I I feel like 3 seconds reduced cooldown is really bad Huge red It's all good so far Appreciate it, thanks dude Clive, where have you been? I've been wanting to ask you something about Toggle Where did you get him, like, in the first place? Uh My father brought him back from one of his expeditions into the northern territories They were crossing a snow field when they heard his cries and seeing no sign of his pack they took him in What, you reckon, Tones? It certainly adds weight to the theory Frostwolf Frostwolf, huh? Fenrir? Okay, there we go Frostwolf There it is, Din The Anals Oh, wow Frostwolf So Toggle was a Frostwart I shall bear it 100% did that on purpose, dude They won 100% did that on purpose Dude, that is so funny, dude That's so funny Amazing Dude, there's another quest in the game called Cock and Ball I'm like Dude, these guys, dude How goes the hunt for Koopka? Let's see in the race It's fun to hunt What's up, Castle Genome? You don't believe it to mercy that you didn't inherit your father's throne? Your poor people would surely live in fear of you You have nothing to worry about on that front I won't be claiming as crown That is a relief Clive, have you got a minute? We, um had a guest A guest? For your trouble It was a pleasure Bye Uncle Byron Uncle Byron There he is Meanwhile Thanks for the 37 months, Castle Genome Seat of the Imperial Court I refuse them We must insist on substantial reparations The twin side stores are not as bottomless as reported Why? And we have many more mouths to feed We shall just have to have the Dalmechs empty their treasuries for us Of course none of this would have been possible without your timely intervention Prince Olivier Indeed I doubt any of us would have had the courage to trade words with a mighty titan Nor has the wit to win him over The Empire Is he like petting him? May the blessing of the crystals go with you, Your Highness May the blessing of the crystals go with you Very good Let us come to the question of precisely when the Dalmechs will withdraw their troops Dion's fire could rid us of them in mere moments The men of the fist will not withdraw The peace treaty is concluded So let us keep the negotiations open give them time to gather what gold and trinkets they can and once they deliver that which we demand what worth is a piece of parchment Your radiance were Prince Dion to take the field the enemy would surely send their own dominant to meet him and while his highness would of course prevail there would be heavy losses on both Duke of Kupacur He is engaged on the western front even where the Dalmechs descend for him he would not arrive in time as much as I would enjoy witnessing a clash between Bahamut and Titan it is not to be and what of your subjects your radiance there will be losses it is true yet for every citizen who falls another can be bred for every home that burns another can be built the empire will live on Dion Yes, Sire Interesting Why is this guy always small flowers he's stupid But Sire do not make me repeat myself return to your camp and await my orders if that is your wish Is that Bahama? I don't think there's any way of knowing I shall depart at once What do the astrologers all got? The stars are in agreement your radiance the shadow of treachery hangs over Prince Dion Prince Dion? Dion Sanders So Annabella's tales were true you disappoint me Dion The thing with the little boys weird There's uncle Bison down here only one way to find out personal thought My dear nephew how I've missed you Here is bone How did you find this place? The good offices of young Sawayd he really is the most helpful fellow as are you the guardians and those they free tell the most outlandish tales of your heroics in Rosalith which is why I came to learn the full truth of the matter and the fact from the fiction so to speak You were working with the guardians of the flame to evacuate the people of Rosalith I was Then I have questions for you please come inside uncle Gladly You there There are 2,000 gold talents in those chests see that they're added to my nephew's coffers would you? 2,000 I'm afraid that is all I know A fleet sailing south past port is older most intriguing Forgive me for not being able to tell you more I hadn't the faintest idea Coco withdrew wounded from Rosalith Still less that my own nephew dealt the decisive blow What do you think Vivian? I think with this news of the Dalmekian fleet and recent reports of the royalists movements that the final piece of the puzzle has fallen into place Come here and I'll show you Okay I'm being shown It is known that Kupka's forces entered Rosaria via its unguarded coast So can the same be said of your visitors from Wallud From Wallud Certainly her royal navy is famed as her knights from one battlefield to the next and in the Ain Haeya or Black Gallion she boasts a vessel nigh as swift and every bit as feared as the kingdom's legendary cavalry A fitting flagship for a land of heart Her naval presence being crucial to her ambitions beyond ash Yes It seems safe to assume that the royalists did indeed enter Rosaria on the sea So then Had you a vested interest in Titan's survival whither would you take him Why home to Drake's Fang a place written off in aether to conjure the magics needed to mend his herds But would that not entail an arduous voyage around the Southern Cape Let us say that the royalists did put ashore with a mind to spirit Kupka away from under your very nose Could that truly have been their plan for him To load him aboard one of the ships flying republican colours sighted off the coast near Port Isalda to spend weeks at sea being tossed hither and yawn by unforgiving waves his life hanging in the balance No The journey would mean Titan's death and Kupka's faithful creatures would not allow it So what then was the plan of our Waluda friends Reports suggest they made not for the coast but for the desert and by cutting through the Velcro a party travelling light would have Titan back in his bed days before a galley could lurch into port To wit it was the royalists not the Republicans who affected Hugo Kupka's safe retreat I would stake your life on it So it was the Waludas who spirited the ranch away Typical Waludas dude Now I think about it there was something a little strange about the ships I saw the men seemed almost crestfallen as if in mourning as if they believed or were made to believe that their master was dead You have a keen mind Lord Rosfield and you have the answer To find Kupka you have merely to follow the royalist trail across the Velcro It may well have gone cold by now but as they say in the Republic all roads lead to Drake's Fang All roads Allow me to accompany you part of the way As luck would have it I had intended to journey Canberra on business after visiting you here The Fang would be but a short detour I'd be glad of the company Give me a moment to make ready I need to tell my friends what we've learned and where we're going Very well but be quick about it my boy Time waits for no man Wait is this not good? Should I change it? You guys don't like this? You guys like the camera like this or is it too much? As man as like a dad that learned about instrumental degrees Otto Kupka's at Drake's Fang I'll be leaving before sunset You're not going in there alone are you? Don't worry I'm not going there to destroy the Mother Crystal All I'm after is Kupka's head I won't risk any more than I have to I promise The Lanzar and the Fang are all Kupka's personal fiefdom You have any trouble on the way You ask for Rosina Dallamel son caller the Desert Hare Who is she? I don't know what the hell is happening here Chad type one of this your first time here ever You're worried He'll be coming with me Thanks fuck for that Gav Otto I'm leaving you to in charge You can count on us I'm going to make it to where like Filters are set up just for you guys So you guys can J1O I should set up to where you guys can turn on the lights All right uncle I'm ready to depart Shall we? We shall come let us away to adventure We're going our way to adventure I'm listening I was a young man when last I walked this time Trading post not far from here The road to Drake's Fang leads through it Trading post it is The dog went over eating five seconds Gives off ice Oh my gosh it's so bright Fine work my boy You bring nuts for the dog No I guess he's going to have to find his own Oh Dude uncle's dialogue is good I've got to charge my other controller Dog's out and out inside Nice hair man Thanks be best nasty thank you for the five months exude Sam please marry me I can't have it My head looks small now When my head is normal it looks small now Good day to you Eating Sorry about my pal He only talks when his mouth's full What do you recommend? Well if you're after something right Fine chocobo soup with lentils and honey Two bowls of that then An ale Right you are Would you rather be my squire Okay Your grace it is plain You are not yet well enough to travel Dude they're freaking all these guys are coughing up blood all the time No We must press on Prince Dion has returned to his camp And will soon depart for the front I must speak with him at all costs Miss this chance and I may never get another You do understand that Yes your grace You must at least agree to take your medicine I'll fetch you some water Dude my legs can't get me owned Keep watch they tell us But all I see is sand I hear they got our guest Back to the Fang without any trouble We'll be leaving soon enough Why the Lord Commander directs us all this way just to save that blockhead skin I'll never know Dominant or not he's a bloody idiot That'll be cooker then Well let's get this down us We have a long way to go Hey you Uh oh Can you walk your grace What's wrong I fear trouble may be brewing downstairs I'm too far removed Defends that too You two are travelers are you not Me and my companions are strangers here Perhaps you'd be good enough to accompany us So I Help us find our way Sorry lad We've got business in camp with a can't wait I'm sure you could spare us an hour or two Come on I'm afraid we don't have a moment to lose Stay back uncle Gladly Dude the uncle is such a good character dude To the enemies Thank you Are you crying try it The freak is the sword died Sit there chowing down Okay let's continue ads are done Walk thanks for the dollar Now's our chance Okay Phoenix Feather Dude he realizes Josh was here What is it now Dude it's so good man There's nothing Let's go Josh doesn't like vegetables over in the beginning of the game I'm gonna try to feed it to him Oh yeah the beginning of the game This isn't like carrots in his Lore thing in the beginning of the game The game At the beginning of the game it said Yeah Interesting Dude this game is so good man It just is Like it sets that up Like Just so far in advance Oh so maybe it's Ultima That's making him bleed out of his mouth Was he doing that Before Ultima He also left his carrots when eating them Yeah I thought it was just like a funny Easy kid thing At first So we got it done here Okay That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying Okay that's why he's like coughing up blood By Gile then Perhaps the Desert Hare Can offer us her aid Rosina Dallamel Woman of mystery But how will we find her We know not of her but her name And then she was working with Sid Sid's other collaborators Have all been people of means The wealthiest and most successful members Of their communities I'll wager this Rosina Dallamel is the same That would certainly help to Narrow the search We need only inquire as to who is in Charge of the town And that's exactly what I mean to do I take for Gelburn's sake Anything I can help you with Travellers Allow me My good man We represent one of the oldest and greatest And so it's not 45 years old We're seeing it's bad We're seeing it's bad We're seeing it's bad We're meeting entrepreneurs Only we Well We're best known for our baths Our markets and our smithies I suppose you could do worse And start your search at one of those Thank you I'm not sure you're in You wouldn't happen to know a lady By the name of Rosina Dallamel Would you? No I can't say I do Thank you all the same Thank you all the same Somebody else here I named my price If you can't pay it, that's your problem That's funny He sure looks badass Yeah, I just wish it was a little bigger Is that all? One more question If I wanted to find the richest trader in town Where would you recommend that I look? Well that's easy The Briars kiss I don't find a smithy this side of the street Garen is only a young sprig But he's got all the right ideas The Briars kiss you say Thank you Now this young sprig is the person we're looking for You said Sid's contact was likely To be an influential sort Influential Influence comes with age and experience Yeah, I wonder if you even get new armor I mean you got this armor pretty early So surely there's gonna be one more armor I guess it's not for sure But I guess you could have another armor Yeah, it's a good point here Ben Yes I'm looking for a woman by the name of Rosina Dallamel A long standing pillar of your community I believe That's trading stock Then you should ask Furda He's been here for years Knows the place and its people Like the back of his hand And he's in with all the old merchant families Try the baths That's where you'll usually find him Thank you kindly It sounds like we have our ma'am Perhaps Let's go and find out exactly what this Furda knows Pick the darkness from your door Excuse me Are you Furda? I am Can I help you travelers? I hope so You've lived here for some time, is that correct? Do you know Rosina Dallamel? We believe she may be a trader of some renown And what business do you have With the desert hare? She was a close friend of mine I was hoping she might be able to help me Very well Go to the bordello I'll arrange an introduction Okay I will then Do you think we can trust him? No, only as far as I think So you're the ones who've been sniffing around Oh, here we go I beg your pardon Don't play the fool Stick your nose in our business And you're likely to lose it Stick your business in my nose And you're likely to lose that too Do you think how far in the story are you now? I would have to be Over 50%, right? Can someone look up like a chapter thing And see how far I am? Almost done with the tutorial Who are you working for? Him, the boss He wanted us to test you Though one could hardly call that A test Lord Furda Look what the cat dragged in Your skill with a blade Is rare indeed, my lord A fitting talent For an outlaw You know who I am So what now? Calling the men of the rock and collect the bounty That isn't my decision to make Our work is done Take him to meet his precious Rosina She Will be interested to make his acquaintance Yes, my lord Sorry To the lock of leisure Hello, I'm the person to kill Don't mind if I do I can tell you right now I'm going to be this dude's ass, I can feel it Is this the place Who was Forge? Yeah, crisis program actually is so good So it was the young sprig after all So much for Rosina Dallamel Being a woman of experience How wrong I was It was an easy mistake to make, uncle After all, it must have been years Since Sid last saw her Sorry, him Whoever this lube or truly is He's clearly a man of means I'd say he deserves our respect See that he gets it Lord Furder told me to bring them to you My boys tell me you're in need Of assistance Sid the second I won't waste your time I need passage through the south gate Tell me, what do you think is Emergence's most important commodity Why trust? Everyone knows that Without it, you have nothing And nothing is exactly what you have And so for you, I do have Nothing I'm not in the business of helping Every lost puppy that Wanders in off the street I'm a busy man, as you can see Let's leave this momma to his Fast By all means Find someone else to help you On your way Just be sure to tell them You're not the two travelers from The inn the guards are looking for Don't want them jumping to conclusions Do we? Who are you? So, what do we need to do To earn your trust I like this one I'm willing to do whatever it takes To get what he wants Men like you Have a special place in my heart Why you ask? Because they get me What I As well, thanks a ton for the raid dude What's up guys? Cut scene, cut scene, cut scene Fine How far did Asma get? Don't tell me you're gonna listen to this Swaggering scruff We might as well hear him out It's only natural that an ally Of SIDS would seek assurances of strangers Assuming he is An ally of course Five years ago, you'd have still been A boy And yes, even then I had more good sense than a man Oh Five times my age But, enough of the pleasantries We were speaking of what I want Sorry, sorry, sorry I want you to put an end to the trouble In Dallamil Return to me when you have done so And you shall have my aid Until then, I bid you good day What trouble If you're going to give us orders Be clear about them, damn you Byron is so good, such a good character When catcher's more damsel flies with honey Than with vinegar What you call me My apologies A word of advice in recompense Follow the crystals Oh, but that was three Oh, I'm making this too easy for you Follow the crystals So we'll have to be time while we're sleeping We'll be easy Solving his little little Should be like dealing with him Child's play Let us divide our forces clive I'd rather not drag this parlor game Any longer than we need to All right Good luck uncle Do you have a moment? Yeah, if you're new here, ball the stream Turn your notifications Depends on what fall You like it here, you probably don't like it here Dallamil seems to be thriving compared to the other villages I came through on the way Wishlist Is there a reason for that? Well, where a stone's throw from Drake's fang for one The soldiers guarding the mother crystal And the shipments need a place to spend their hard-earned gill The men of the rock throw their money about Like there's no tomorrow Is that so? Well, thank you Don't let me keep you from your work any longer What do you like so much about this game? I was thinking about getting it, but I haven't played any Final Fantasy before Um, so do you have a PS5? If you have a PS5 Go download the demo for free Okay Unfortunately Squared did not sponsor me To play this Which is a smart decision by then Because I'm gonna freaking play this whole thing anyway But What can I do for you soldier Download the demo It's amazing I'm not a soldier Ugh, then be off with you I serve the men of the rock and the men of the rock only You even with them? To be stupid I just know which side my bread is buttered Don't want to be stuck under some pauper when they come knocking With pockets deeper than Zemeckis Dude, there's freaking Horses everywhere dude So yeah Download and play the demo for this Um It's literally The beginning of the game It's like the first two three hours of the game And then you save your progress and it carries over So if you like the game I literally I just think that should be the standard man I think the way that Final Fantasy 16 If Squared did the demo for Final Fantasy 16 Uh I think the way they did it was so good It should just be the standard It's so good Hey, here you go Here's the first couple hours of the game It's like a 50 hour game This is the first couple hours You're gonna love it And once you finish it It's so good man The story of the game Is amazing, the dialogue is amazing The combat, oh my gosh The combat dude Like the build I came up with is unbelievable It's so fun So good Wait is Wait is Uncle Byron freakin The whore The hell What is going on with Uncle Byron What are you doing? What are you doing? I love this game JP I don't seem to think they're being stolen Meanwhile members of Koopa's private guard Have been spending money all over town I'll wager those soldiers you've been talking to Have been siphoning off crystals meant for elsewhere And pocketing the profits I'll wager your ride We'll meet with them then Just as you arranged And put an end to the trouble Lubor spoke of Preaning Popping Jay Thought this would be difficult It just goes to show One should never underestimate a Rosfield We'll soon wipe that Smirk off his face I arranged to meet with the soldiers In a secluded corner of the Velcro Far from prying eyes The perfect place for a spot of double dealing I trust I can count on your support If things turn sour Of course Let me treat you I'm pretty flush these days Are you now? Okay I need to drink Excuse me gentlemen Wait, how do I get out of here? How do I get out of here? No one switched to his prime? Yeah, I don't think anybody switched to his prime He's closed Well, then F you Okay, if the gate is closed We attempt to gain passage to Drake's Fang We'll be punished with arrest And incarceration To bar your leave The gate is closed Literally blind how? Check map again I guess I go through the desert gate No, I'm dumb You're right I'm getting tired so I'm kind of tunnel visioning You know? Hard mode replays where the content's at I wish it had like cross play Cross saving Wouldn't that be cool? I'm playing on PS5, but it saves to like A cloud That you can load up on steam You know? Is that a chocobo? It is Look chocobo What if I just Launched myself off that Dude, I haven't died chat This is a no deaths max damage hardest difficulty Best build playthrough Okay And I'm cruising I might finish this game on sunday Tell me that if it's not the wrong way It's the wrong way? True Even though I'm almost done with the game I was beginning to think you weren't coming My lord You've brought your contribution All the silver and stones I could scrape together At such short notice You brought the whole 500 talents That was the price we agreed upon Yes? If you have no objections I'd like to see the crystal Of course Right this way my lord That's all You weren't lying about the clarity But what of security If I were to be stopped on the road What guarantee have I That it wouldn't be seized as property Of the republic Because these crystals are no longer The property of the republic You're not buying from us You're buying from them And we have no more jurisdiction Here than you my lord But we have ships And will gladly deliver to a court Your choosing Now that our price has been met Royalists say What brings you here Why to collect their share Of Drake's Fang's blessing of course Our nations are allies And so they are entitled To a portion of the mother crystal's bounty And Being such good friends We elected to increase That portion and share The benefits And now that these crystals are officially Property of the kingdom of Ulud We are duty bound Not to interfere No matter where they might happen To end up next Did you get all that They're in cahoots So it would seem My lord What is the meaning of this They're crossing dogs They're not here to do business They're not here to do business Okay here you go Okay you want to see the big dam I was talking a lot of smack about my build You ready to see some big dam Big dam, big dam right here Ready We're going to have to fight somebody out of this bag here They got the guy who did the combat Who definitely might cry They do the combat here That was cool I got to meet him and Yoshi P And I went to the launch event So I got to actually meet those guys Just to say hi for a second Dude actually playing this makes me want to play Devil May Cry I've never played Devil May Cry before To play the villain on the stage I think I did the role justice Don't you You were magnificent The battle scene was particularly thrilling The shame you didn't have more of an audience But perhaps that's for the best How long have you been watching Long enough to witness your uncle's Sorted transaction I hardly expected one so Venerable to Degrade himself so thoroughly Buying one's way into the Confidence of degenerates Ingenious This was the trouble you spoke of The men of the rock Taking crystals meant for the common folk Conspiring with the royalists Well Now it's over Indeed it is The people of Dalomille had scarcely any means of Address against Koopka's men Let alone a foreign army Until you two came along That is You look great today, thanks man Well, we'd better get these crystals back to town You won't mind waiting with them While I fetch a wagon It's on PS2, it's on PS3 I still don't know your name Clive, so Send the second Is a Clive I suppose it could have been worse Well Clive You held up your end of the bargain So I must do the same Passage through the south gate, was it not To tell the truth You've helped a little there too Many of the guards have already been redeployed To deal with the issue of their missing comrades And those left behind have been Encouraged to look the other way Should you attempt to pass through Thank you And please allow me to cover your costs You still have the purse I gave to the soldiers I trust I saw you pluck it From one of the bodies Oh, dear As I really so obvious And my name is not Greybeard It is Lord Byron Rosfield Thank you very much No, thank you Very much Greybeard Here Wear this Uncle Byron is such a good character You obtained the Desert Rose Any friend of mine who sees you with it Shall be a friend of yours Thank you, looble And please Feel free to send one of my stoluses Back to your people Tell them that Mr. Dallamel is back in bed With Sid I lost Alan To Issa Achilles I'm trusting you, Sid Or should I say Clive So be sure not to let me down I have a reputation to uphold What are they, Rashad? Well then, I wish you a safe journey south Thank you Not at all It was my pleasure Come on, Uncle Let's go Follow the crystals I'm following, I'm following Got a meteorite There it is Drake's Fang Drake's Fang And I want to ask how much longer I have to go To get to the next good stopping point But I don't think anybody's further than I Can't see him So be careful I will Before you go, Clive Allow me to apologize After what befell At Phoenix Gate And the crisis that followed in its wake I fled I retreated to my counting house And danced a tendance upon the visorine In the hope it would bring me favor Hmm ESF, we rise To save my skin Like the coward I am And I'm sorry Please It's not too late, Clive Rosaria is yours by right And there are those that would help you To take it back Had I the courage of my brother I might already have done so But that ship has sailed You, however No Forgive me, but I cannot I fight To build a new world now A better world Where men can live and die On their own terms Was raised in a nation That strove to improve the plight of bearers Only later did I realize That spark of freedom Did not arise by chance But was kindled by my father You would see me following his footsteps And that is exactly what I mean to do Oh, Seven Not by ruling Rosaria Extending his ideals To the whole of the twins Though every soul in the realm May judge my actions heresy I am certain my cause is just You really are just like him, you know Thank you, Clive For coming back to me I am proud to call you nephew Well then We must part ways Wish me luck in convincing my canvarian friend To share his considerable talents I mean to plunder his coffers And prove myself worthy of a place In your merry band Till then My boy Till then Go safely, uncle And you, nephew We have much to catch up on And I should expect you to regale me With the tales of all your adventures When next we meet Leonics, think of it the prime You can regale me too, Togo Okay Basically, what has happened? We are now in this new town This is our new hideaway area Clive is the new Sid Thank you man, we are here Five years in the future now Right now we are in a question Where we fought another icon We got Rama icon abilities Which is great But then after that we actually Just got Titan So we got the Titan We got the Titan abilities And we fought Hugo Kupka We fought Hugo Kupka And we did not kill him But we stole his Titan abilities And we cut his hands off We've been working on basically Building the airship, right Over the high wind And then we are going to the next icon battle I will finish either on Sunday or Monday Oh here we go Cutscene time Oh look, new hands Oh they gave him prosthetic hands Oh this is the guy that saved him Lord Commander of the Royal Knights And how would he have done that Without his head Shut up You weren't strong enough And you call yourself a dominant Or rather, you did You mock me Harbert Do you see Hugo You are weak But so long as that fire burns within you There is still hope There may yet be a way for you To take your revenge What must I do I love the voice I can do Please, I'll do anything Just Tell me A mother crystal's heart Is the most concentrated source of ether In all creation Perhaps you could take advantage of that Of course the crystal would not yield Her blessing to any ordinary man What's going on? Tyrosfield stole your power Not that much longer Benedict the Cumberbatch What? Fresh blood Freak is happening What? Orcs Orcs Yo, Nick, think of the raid What's up guys Playing Final Fantasy XVI This is the best game ever Probably, it's amazing Play the whole game while shitting on it To even the balance They paid you in firm handshakes True Sure, they did pay me in firm handshakes I did meet Yoshi P Orcs warlord You're freaking Okay, ready? Chat, everybody get your note cards out Okay, everybody get your notes out I'm not attacking until you guys have your notes out Okay, ready? You can dodge them too Too slow Get your notes out chat, get your notes out Everybody ready? Aw, frick Help me, boy Ready? Okay, you can dodge times too Freakin' insane Figured out the meta Dude, I think I did man Do things by halves As if taking the mother crystal for his eye wasn't enough Let the trial begin Okay, we're gonna do a little bit of a lore check Let's do a lore check in the meantime Lord Harbert Lord Commander of the Kingdom of Walud's armies Harbert is known to many as the constant knight By reason of his unchangeably icy demeanor Indeed, he appears to command Barnabasus Complete trust Having been gifted full command of the royal order of knights Despite his apparent youth The capacity in which he evacuated Huco Kupka from Rosaleth Castlehower Remains a mystery Drake's Fang, one of the Velistia's five remaining mother crystals Located in Dalmechian Republic Wait, so there's four more mother crystals after this one? Unlike its sisters who jump from the earth to tower above the landscape Drake's Fang is completely enclosed within the vast hollow Of an ageless mountain Excavation of these crystals has over centuries Showered the Dalmechs with substantial fortune And as such is seen as a symbol of the nation's prosperity Huco Kupka, dominant of the icon Titan Warden of Earth On learning the identity of the one who slew his beloved Benedicta He sends his forces to ransack Rosaleth Capital city of Rosaria And Clive's former home In the hopes of drawing him out Clive takes up the offer and is able to best Kupka in battle Cutting off his hands in the process But before Clive can deal the finishing blow The helpless Huco is spirited away By a mysterious man from Walud That would be Lord Harbour Castle Dazzbog A castle built within the dome-like mountain That contains Drake's Fang It is the primary residence of Huco Kupka Dominant of Titan Is lavishly appointed to suit his extravagant tastes Ooh With the effort I was watching Nick and Molina And I came back to this Wait, do you even know who I am? My name is S-Fan And this is Lou Golland It's not the S-Fan I know No, I turned off my filter for once Whoa, precision dodge Magic burst, magic burst, magic burst Ready? Combo time Do all the likes Lightning rod Stagger so hard This is freakin' max difficulty No deaths Just freakin' full-on, like, full go Blast, right? Am I that good or is the game too easy? I think it might actually be a little bit too easy Small hands Zemes were expected Yes, we were expected, I see So this is the power of Muthos Muthos? Muthos? It's like, he's Mewtwo's older brother He's Mewthree Alright, for five years I've been streaming You've been busy, Koopa Oh, I see you've been busy He's in the sanctuary I can feel it Come on, Togo Time to go Chat, do you feel it? Where am I supposed to go? This is not supposed to go This is not supposed to go there Did I come from here? Where did I come from? Yeah, I came from here Sam, please, a small door? Well, yeah, but I was, like, exploring a little bit Should I take out for a wind-up? Uh, a Skrullet Cyclone Not everything... I've missed you so much Ko-ka! Pernedicta I'll be parted again What's wrong with him? Effort? What is happening? Any primers? Here it is, dude Big juice is coming, yes Yeah, whip it out Bring out the effort, dude Open time Take him to one here Dairy Koei, take him to the two months Legendary Spork, take him to the two months Okay, here we go Big, big icon battle Effort versus Titan This game is so good, man Precision Dodge? I just got railed I got railed again Precision Encounter? Barbal Burst? A 454k stagger damage, okay Phase two, phase two, phase two, phase two It seems like you're doing more damage to head up a body If you're in the air, your aerial attacks do more damage But if you could do it Five is learning the ability Brimstone Hold and release R2 plus square to emit a violent explosion The longer you hold it, the longer your size and strength explodes Press X at any time to cancel Effort is invulnerable to damage while charging Brimstone So if you're going to attack, I will automatically triple you Oh, okay Let's give this a try Backdraft finish Dodge times two Precision Brimstone Okay, massive damage Backdraft finish I don't want to fight him This is sick, dude This is like the Sonic Adventure 2 Running around at the speed of sound Blaze dance, man His arm football stopped catching the rocks I jumped Oh, wait, this is cinematic I actually jumped and I was like, wait, why can't I move? It's not cinematic anymore They're the last turn vendor I'm shooting, I'm shooting Backdraft finish, dude Still 621k, that was still my biggest I bet it would have been even bigger, dude I'm the stagger, dude Oh, I don't want to miss it just to see what happens But I haven't died, dude Except for that one time Yeah, I should use Brimstone more often I had a really short cooldown I was like saving it Did I hit him or no? I'm getting the stagger down, you see that? Big stagger right here I was not done yet 816,000 and there were still tons of bar left I think it forced him into the next phase I didn't even get to do my What? I forced him into the next phase But I finished the combo So sick, man Is it just super blurry for you guys? Oh, wait, what? I have like a targeting reticle It has attacks, actually Okay, dodge times 2, good Freaking split the crevasse, dude You see that? Times 5 Times 6 He's huge like it made him That's funny Nah, he's been slain He's been slain Let's go, man That is so good What a game, man This game is incredible I love it, dude I love it Okay, check it Cozy, we've got cinematics Probably for like 30 minutes Wait, hey Let me double check for you Commercial wait time It's midnight, Joe Is this final? No, this is mini boss So this is not Joshua Who is this? Wait Is that you? Is that Ultima? Ultima, what do you want? Your soul is tainted With worthless human will Yet your thirst for power Remains undiminished With every sick you take That fight seemed looked real as hell I ya And soon you shall achieve perfection You're talking about You will accept us, Mithos It is inevitable Who's Mithos? You were created for this purpose And you shall serve it Never We see now Human will is so insubstantial And desist in isolation You mitigate its weakness By interweaving it with your consciousness The virtue of your will To claim our vessel Appears we first have to sever Every thread of the consciousness That supports it No man do us We will contend Dude, this game is insane, man One can no more command The power of Ether by drowning in its flood Than one can constrain the tides By standing in the sea I had thought Hugo wiser than this But it seems his head was full of rocks after all Titan was strong Your majesty Mithos is stronger Five years that man lived only for revenge Clinging fast to a fiction Even as it swept him into the abyss I think it said Barnabas is Odin earlier Through force of will alone The mighty can do that Hugo Didn't it say Barnabas is Odin? Yeah, King of Walued and Dominant of Odin The Warden of Darkness Kupka gave his life for a woman's head Mother crystal It just ended, sweetheart Death of a mother crystal So there's four more, was there five more Or four more mother crystals Or you'll feel the back of my hand Nothing, girl For now the Dalmecs suspect nothing And as long as I can hold their gaze War need not be inevitable Amat is the champion of the empire When our people look to the heavens The sight of him gives them hope Forgive me, Terence That you were my master I will always be your loyal servant I looked away for like two seconds Two dudes kissed before Before the guy and the girl kissed That's funny Like it teased the guy and the girl kissing Like the whole game And then Japan And so the capital would become a battlefield Thousands of innocents would die I cannot allow that to happen There is one small mercy at least You will not be forced to do battle with Titan Thank you Risky Business for the three months Or it's your three By the way, thank you Risky Business for the 20 months In action we'll be thinking for the 15 months Thanks, guys What is it? What is it? Olivier has been made emperor What is the meaning of this? My father's orders What were they? Quickly Yes, Your Highness His radiance requests that Your Highness Maintain position here and Yes, my prince I must go to the palace I'll ready your steed What is it now? Oh, hello Joshua Yes We stand in the presence of the phoenix You wouldn't want to get your fingers burned I hope I'm not interrupting Not at all Though I admit I did not expect such a distinguished guest How many years has it been since the remembrance ceremony? Twenty? I thought you longed out I dressed like one hour Do I address a ghost? Many have told me that I look like one But no I'm alive Prince Dion of the house, Lissage I have a tale to tell you Yes, I will stream after I'll probably do the next segment of the game Wait, so they're gay? Ten minutes later They're putting chemicals in the ether They're turning the freaking video games gay Okay, I will say this Better give Otto the good news You know what I don't get? People complaining about Oh, the characters Like why do all the characters look so Like the male characters look like super feminine Right? I have to look up what feminine They're like, oh the characters look so feminine It's like dude, this is like It's different There's different like beauty standards In different countries Right? Like different, like it's literally just Different countries have different like standards of beauty So like in Asia It's just kind of like that It's like the guys are like very slender And like this is just how it is Right? Like facial hair isn't really A thing very often You know, it's just different But like if you look at Clive on the other hand Clive is like this Clive is more like traditional like American handsome You know what I mean? Like Clive is like a gigachat And even he's like He's like not like ridiculously huge But like you can see, you know what I mean? Like he has still anime hair Yeah, but I mean it's a Japanese game But like he has facial hair And all that stuff Final Fantasy has a long history Of making their male characters feminine Masked Clive is an exception Since this game is targeted towards Western audiences Yeah, maybe Maybe that's what it is But different countries consider different things Like Different beauty standards Dude, I'm telling you man This is This game has been absolutely amazing so far