 Today we're going to be watching something that I would literally never choose to watch on my own I have grown a lot in the few years on my channel. I used to be a horror hater I used to hate everything horror. I was so scared of everything related to horror and then I grew up. I Grew the f up. I usually gravitate towards the genre a lot. Half of my wall is horror movie posters But something tells me that I am not going to like this movie because it has been branded as Tiktok's new scariest movie ever Everybody on Tiktok has been watching this movie and saying it the scariest thing ever I actually heard about this movie from my friend cinema Joe over on Tiktok I actually just did a podcast with him So I will have a link to that in the description box down below He told me I had to do a video on this and I trust him So we're going to be doing it and I haven't even mentioned the title of the movie today's movie is called This movie actually had a short runtime in theaters before its official release on Shutter This was due to its high anticipation from every single fan waiting for it to come out It's already hit 1.5 million in the box office with a budget of 15,000. I Am so scared. I thought about this video idea last night and then I had a nightmare about it When I went to sleep This is not one of those times where I say I'm scared of everything and that I'm just lying Because I do lie. I do lie sometimes Two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father is missing and all the windows and doors in their home So I guess this is supposed to symbolize This is supposed to symbolize me when I fall asleep on the couch and take a nap And then I wake up to the living room and see and I start crying and I wake up both of my parents and Act like the most traumatic thing has ever happened to me because I feel so abandoned and unsafe when really they just went to their Room, but I thought I was a lone survivor in the apocalypse because I took a nap and woke up to nobody It's almost a two-hour movie, which is like to be fit I it's like a very normal amount for a movie But it's like too long for this type of movie like you need to be like 30 minutes Because I want to go I find most things scary It pause it was that was literally like the first thing that happened like nothing happened Nothing happened like the noise just started and I can't I almost just shit myself that one was on me though I turned up the volume very very loud That's it I'm texting Joe I'm asking him if there's any jump scares that was What was that I think this person made this film specifically for me because this is the type I really wish I filmed this at my parents house. I don't want to be here like Guys, I don't know if I can finish this like right now. I think I might have to finish during the day. I can't bitch Why am I looking at dude dude? I'm asking Joe if this is the whole movie. I'm turning it off Oh my god, oh my god Stop. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god Oh my god. Oh My god, oh Okay, okay Okay, okay, it's six. It's been six minutes. It's been six minutes. It's been six minutes It's been six minutes. I literally might have to call someone to like be here with me because this is like a fucking oh My god, like this cheap shot at scaring is really not it The grainiest darkest footage I've ever seen trying to make out what's happening So you can jump scare me or you can put on some like cuz it's like honestly I'm just mad because it's working. I'm mad because it's working as my fucking chest hurts Like I feel like I have heartburn right now. I'm so scared if a jump scares happens I can survive it if a jump scare happens. I can survive it No, I can't There's like nothing happening Nothing's happening But the like the idea that something is going to happen is like way worse than something actually happening You bet whoever Kevin is needs to shut the fuck Falling down the stairs Yeah, oh I'm gonna rant. I'm gonna rant. I'm gonna rant pause. I paused it because I'm going to fucking rip this director a new one You chose to crank up the grain turn off the lights and And and say that's a story and I'm not gonna sit here and praise it for scaring me anything could scare me I'm mad and I'm I Wish I had someone To hold me and give me a sweet little hug We got some light let there be light Okay, now we're getting somewhere. Okay, so maybe I was being a little harsh on the director Maybe I made some harsh judgments About there not being any light, but something tells me that those lights are gonna go out I'm getting itchy you see what you're doing this movie is giving me high What the fuck I did it like shit You know what fuck this dad because he's about to leave the whole fucking place and they're gonna have no windows or doors So and it's like show it like what's the harm in showing him walk to a door like if it's Why is the dad's voice cast sexy though I Really don't want to watch their feet the entire movie if they're not gonna have them actually say lines With their face on camera. I'm gonna be pissed off Okay, I can do that I've played the Sims before I don't know someone deleted them I wonder if that's how Sims feel when you're in their house and you're just like deleting the windows like I'm gonna delete the window and the door I'm gonna lead them all and They're just like where did it go? Well, maybe if your house wasn't so scary this wouldn't have happened Well then too bad Too bad Kevin. I I fear for our girl Kaylee Because she doesn't seem like she's gonna survive because Kevin was the one that was sleepwalking and it's like Kevin if you can't sleep with lights on just like Figure it out. There's a there's other people in the room right now that would prefer the lights stayed on Okay, that was really cute would have been even cuter if I actually knew what the said characters looked like and if they had any more dialogue up until that point or any World building character building that would have been great would have loved that would have loved that instead of this Static I'm gonna fucking if I if you if I see Kyle the director in the streets you better watch your mouth when you speak to me You better watch your mouth. Oh My god, cuz they don't know she doesn't know when it's time to get up because they can't fucking see outside Cuz there's no goddamn windows See the subtitles said light switch flicking on and off if I didn't have the subtitle How would I know what that was? How would I know that was a light switch flicking on and off? I wouldn't have because what light switch sounds like that so this is supposed to capture the essence of Staying home alone when your children and how scary and terrifying it was because it was for me. It really was Imagine falling asleep during this movie which by the way Joe said Joe cinema Joe said he fell asleep during this movie How could you ever fall asleep during this movie? I could fall asleep due to boredom. I wouldn't do to fear I'm yawning Please please please please please please please damn pull Plié has fucked toes turned out Stop This would have been an awesome five-minute short film Okay Okay, okay, that was weird What the fuck Do the kids have like a camera are they recording all this? Why do we need the first-person angle? Why do we need that? That's ridiculous and stupid. It's either gonna disappear a fucking fall I'm so sorry to my neighbor right there. Oh me, too Like what the fuck are they looking at like that's the thing is like what are they? I think I just peed a little bit pause. I'm not doing this. 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I Love making videos something's just not worth it Something simply are not worth it and that's completely okay. I would rather watch the human centipede every single day My goddamn life I don't want to watch this I really don't want to watch it skin of a rink the latest horror movie that Sweeping social media as the alleged scariest movie ever But is it here's a spoiler for your review this movie might be the closest movie we'll ever get to watching paint Actually dry. I'm not trying to be hyperbolic, but I don't think I've ever been this board watching a movie Ever it is a hundred minutes of shots of corners of the ceiling and corners of the wall with some creepy noises I can't even really pull screenshots because there's nothing to really show Like is this photo a photo from the movie or is it a photo of my bedroom door? Who knows could be either So what's it about? That's a good question, and I don't think it really matters It's a highly experimental horror movie that cares less about the plot and more about the experience the ambiance the immersion But I thought the experience wasn't very scary or stressful. I never felt any tension I felt nothing, but I admire what is going for now It's using darkness and empty spaces to mess with your head to make you think you saw something That wasn't there. It's kind of like when you're a kid and you wake up in the middle of night It's pitch black and you look for your parents. That's the feeling. It's trying to create I just don't think it would obviously fear is incredibly subjective And I've heard some of the people who find this the most terrifying Hate the dark and that makes complete sense also strangely this movie might be way more effective Not in a theater, which is something I don't think I've ever said before like I could see it being way more intense If you're at home alone in the dark with your headphones in play I'm gonna give it an hour Dad's not here, and I don't think dad left. I think dad got sucked into the vortex I don't know what the the point of skin a merengue is. I think skin a merengue is a child Lullaby or I think it's like something right like a child's a lullaby or a song What was that I'm so glad I didn't watch that. That's scary. Oh my god Not only was that scary. I also only saw my eyes in the reflection of My screen and that scared the fuck out of me. I don't know why I'm acting so surprised. I'm like, oh my god What I'm like, what's happening? It's like bitch. You're not even watching it But in my defense, I think even if I was watching like what was going on I wouldn't really understand what's going on and I think skimming through the movie is actually giving me more Information about the movie than if I were to watch it Okay Strange voice laughs uncannily. I'm not even gonna listen to that. She wanted her mom and dad So I took her mouth away. It's like where do you get the audacity to do such thing? It's like they were literally doing nothing and you took her mouth away you made him stab himself in the eye and You took her mouth away Like you're a bitch and Kaylee was literally running that thing. She was serving them breakfast She was making sure they got up. She was going into rooms. No fear and he took her mouth away What a bitch. This is a way better way to watch the movie 572 days. So Kevin survived? Sick. So a bunch of flashes of imagery Sir, what was that? Where are you back? Ew, that looks insane. That literally looks insane Really? That would have got me though. That would have got me That's a child with no head. Okay. I don't like this movie Collecting my thoughts and giving a review even though I technically didn't watch the movie The best choice I've ever made was to not watch that because just by the looks of it I know it actually would have scarred me. This is A movie It's definitely something it could have been done within 20 minutes. I think the setup for it is Drawn out. I think this film dives into the fear of the unknown Almost to its fault I think that yeah, sure it scared me, but I'm not leaving this movie thinking that it's a good movie Just because something scares me doesn't mean it's good I just wish there was a little bit more character building throughout this movie. It's it's it's very much lacking within plot and kind of riding on these scary Stance still images. Well, that's fine. It's not for me when I listened to the plot summary from other people I thought this would be super fun to watch And then I started hearing more about the aspects of the Uh production of it and it started losing me It did interest me a little bit that it was a little bit more experimental and then now that I'm watching it I realized experimental kind of just means boring That was a drag that was a drag and I'm gonna take it back I'm gonna retract that statement because not all experimental film is boring. But I think in this case Stan still shots of ceilings I genuinely can't I can't even put together a sentence that sounds more boring than that I can't do it. I can't do it if you're gonna say that I just hated it because I was scared of it Yeah, boom nailed it. You literally you you slam dunked it You boom like You did that like you really did that. I can't I can't give you any other explanation. I won't be doing this again I won't take another recommendation from tick tock first tick tock recommendation First tick tock recommended movie and I'm never doing it again. I'm never doing it again You can suck my dick you can literally Shove it right up your arse. I'm a skin of my ring dink hater And there's nothing you can do to stop me because I got cinema joe on my side And don't forget to check out our podcast. We just did link in the description