 This video is brought to you by NordVPN. Stick around after the sketch for a special offer. What you working on? Nothing that interesting, just a logic puzzle our DM game is to solve. What do you mean non-interesting? I love puzzles. Let me help. Well, since you asked, Staberson the Rogue can only move in the dead of night. Okay, okay. Riddle stipulations, I'm following. Meanwhile, Stover at the Cleric of Cooking works long nights in his parish, and we need them both to pull off a big heist in the valley. There's a cooking domain? Oh yes, and Stover to his very devout, but he takes a holy day of rest on Saturday, so that is the prime heist night. Ooh, but which Saturday, right? That's the big catch. Exactly, and there are four Saturdays, but our wizard Moonlight is a DPS Hunter, and he has to raid with his guildies every other Saturday. We're planning for next Saturday, but then our druid went and broke her ankle. So she needs surgery, so she's not getting into a computer. Hunter, like, like World of Warcraft. Computer, like, is your DM making you schedule your next game? Yeah, it's just a little tough, you know. Okay, yeah, but that's his job. This is just punishment. We deserve it, trust me. All right, sure, fair, but like, that doesn't mean that you're responsible for it. Yeah, but like, it's still a logic puzzle, right? And if you love puzzles so much, does it really matter if the emotional turmoil is real or pretend? Nope, nope, you're absolutely right, it does not. Okay, well then, um, just do a midday. Surely the rogue is free then if he's doing stuff all night. Well no, he's got to sleep during the day. How do you think he stays up all night? Okay, so then, wait, when is he actually working? Don't be silly, he's a teacher. He doesn't do any real work during quarantine. What about Sunday? No, Stovert, remember? Right, no, of course, I would never forget Stovert. Besides, every Sunday the DM spends three hours on social media, being salty and jealous in the comment section of people who have weekly games. Very necessary, okay, well we can just scratch off Sunday entirely then. All right, well I hate to say it, but it sounds like the sticking point is Staberson. Can you just drop the rogue? No way, Staberson is the DM's roommate's best friend's uncle. We can't cut him. Well no, I would never want to drive a wedge between a man and his roommate's frunkle. So what's the plan? It's the way I see it, we just split the party- Stop, don't even say it! But- No, but what is- Duh, how dare you? Maybe I'm just kidding myself. Maybe I just need to DM a new game and only invite a small number of friends who schedules all line up with mine. And yeah, maybe feelings will get hurt, but my friends should know it's just a game and there'll be others where they can get involved. And those who do play are going to take advantage of the smaller party size and the more individualized attention that they get rather than the nine-player bloated unscheduled mess of the game that we're currently playing. Nah, that plan is terrible. Just throw a dart at the calendar and make it happen, even if it's just you and the DM roleplaying your backstory. Oh yeah, that's it. Wow, just the two of us, huh? All right, well, we'll just give it a shot and see how it goes. That's exactly what my character's dad would say. This is such good RP. Oh, hi there. You just caught me relaxing in my relaxation garden. Thanks to NordVPN, I can relax in this troubled time and know that my internet data is safe. And if you use NordVPN slash door monster, you can get 70% off a three-year plan, plus a month free. Think of everything you could be missing. Do you know what Australians are watching on Netflix? I do. For 70% off a three-year plan at nordvpn.com slash door monster, check out code DoorMonster.