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Published on Nov 21, 2010
DO NOT CLICK: http://justlookatthis.com DO NOT LOOK: http://calpernia.com Calpernia’s New Year New You: http://amzn.to/2ijpTgp Theresa just got this doll as a present for not crying during her last visit to donate plasma to the new Hadron Collider scientists. Apparently it has zero friction at room temperature, yet will not combust at extremely high temperatures, and thus works as a perfect lubricant for the ball bearings in the collider's coolant system. All I know is, another $75 for mommy! Yay!
Baby Secret says: "Is anyone else awake? I want to tell you something. Your sister has a worm in her head, you have to cut it out! Demons can only get you when you close your eyes. Never sleep! Never sleep! I know a secret, do you? Daddy's pills taste like candy!"