 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the club. It's bell time. My name is Drew Kazoo, joined at this time by Mark Green and Joe Business, and we have the VCW Can Am championship ready to be defended. This is going to be a doozy, fellas. After what we just witnessed, nothing's going to shock me. No, not at all. Well, you say that, and then the homeless guy comes out with the bell. I stand corrected. VCW champion Sidewalk Sam with his trademark Will Wrestle for Food sign. Interesting piece of trivia, Drew. Sidewalk Sam is the second homeless person to hold that VCW heavyweight championship. Who was the first? Homeless Harry. Wow. Years ago. A history of homelessness for the VCW title. And I'll tell you, don't let the home. It is the preferred championship of the homeless. I'm ready for a whole bunch of homeless puns now. Here we go. I know there's homeless puns, guys. Absolutely. See, don't let the exterior fool you. Sidewalk Sam is a tremendous competitor. Unbelievable skill in that ring. But here we see the freshman, Jeff James. I'll tell you what, I was the lead announcer for years for VCW prior to their move to Canada. I haven't kept up quite as much as I'd like to with the product, but I know the history of that is better than anybody. The freshman, Jeff James, hoping to leave Fenway Park with that VCW Canadian title. I would just put that on your head. God knows what's in that hat. This probably lies. Animal parts. God knows. He's brave. Could even be some spare change in there. I'm pretty sure he has scabies now. Or at least herpes. He is a freshman. I heard he got some A's, some B's, and some C's. But enough about his hepatitis test. Wow. Wow. No comment, folks, not on that one. Sidewalk Sam is in a zone. He is being accompanied by the legend, Bull Montana. Bull Montana has been in a match with Shawn Michaels. Come on. 100%. It's on YouTube. You can look it up. Now that is interesting. Bull Montana and his partner took on the Midnight Rockers back in the AWA. Wow. Sidewalk Sam might not have an address, but this place that he's in right now might as well be his home. Mark Green, a virtual encyclopedia of professional wrestling here. Right now he's inside a house or inside a home. He can't be his place. He's homeless. He doesn't own, like, no. Well, I can't. Homeless puns, house puns, fish puns. You do it all. Well, Sidewalk Sam's going to have to, you know, he's the champion here. But the freshman, Jeff James, is going to have to think outside the box. Is it cardboard? Sorry. Mark, you take care of the puns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm done. All right. Literally. Yeah? Yeah. Well, I'll tell you. Go ahead. I thought somebody had had a little accident out here. I just thought it was kazoo. That's possible. No, it really is. Anyway, all jokes aside, one of my favorite things about professional wrestling is the chemistry, the mixing of styles. And we really got a styles clash here, to say the least. Oh, my God. Yeah, you got a young guy up in Cumber. Looks like a talented young athlete. Oh, hang it on. Yeah, but Jeff James is just getting manhandled by Sidewalk Sam. Freshman Jeff James trying to get the Bell Time Club faithful behind him here. He's hoping that that VCW K&M championship finds a home tonight, because the other guy's homeless. Yeah, I'm not inviting you over. Well, Sam can't invite us anywhere, because he doesn't have it over to invite us to. I couldn't make out what Sam said. If he loses, would that add to the plight of the homeless? Well, I don't know. He should be an inspiration to homeless everywhere. Go to wrestling school, panhandle, get all that change together, and go over to the Bell Time Club. On the way in, I saw him with a coffee cup looking for his payday. Crazy. Ooh, brutal knee, right in the corner to the side of the face of the freshman, Jeff James. That's not how you want to be introduced. He can go in the ring, no doubt about it, but quick two count there. Almost had a new champion. Yeah, look at all the energy Jeff James had to exert, just to get out of that pinning predicament. Oh, watch out, here, roll up. We've seen a few of those work here today. Only got two, though. Can you use a schoolboy and a guy who's never been to it? Looks like he just did. Oh, double-handed shop. The freshman's got his work cut out for him today. Tremendous competitor, but. Now, welcome to the club, kid. Hey, stop stealing Drew's lines, OK? Slides under. Two. So for the freshman, will this count the summer school? Yes, so let's see. I'm just wondering if next year we're going to call him the sophomore. And then what happens once he's a senior? Right. Then he becomes homeless. Everything come in full circle here at the Bell Time Club. Bull Montana, I'll tell you what, nobody has guided more people to championships than the legend of Bull Montana. Well, you can be sure that, uh. He's also guided people to a lot of Chinese food. And Jeff James wants to leave this with high honors. No, sidewalk, Sam. One, two, no. He's wearing them down, though, big time. I know it's legal in Massachusetts, but we can't talk about that stuff on there. Sidewalk, Sam, now he's got that chin lock applied, wearing down the freshman, Jeff James. Did you just say Boston can't afford a dollar? Well, as Sam said, we'll wrestle for foods. I'm wondering, is he going to get paid, or are they going to give him a meal? I feel like sidewalk, Sam, and Bull Montana are just communicating with each other in grunts. Do you pay with sidewalk, Sam, and vouchers? Oh, wow. Big heart and reverse elbow. And there you go, he's starting to cook. Two. I'm sure he'd like to cook. The freshman's still in this one. Sam should definitely renegotiate his contract. He's a champion, he should be able to get a house. I'll tell you, what a notch in the belt it would be for young freshman Jeff James to walk out of here with the DCW Can-Am championship. Poor Jeff James looking at us for help. Nothing we can do about it now. Yeah, he's in a rough way. For sure. Trying to crawl up now. I mean, I could throw sidewalks, Sam, some spare change. That's about it. After that, I'm no good. Such a humanitarian, Drew. It's me. She already got him in the corner with that food stamp. That's his prized possession. I thought that was the aim of his finisher. Hard into the corner. Watch out, he's going to compact him in that corner. And look at Jeff James. He's just exhausting. No, nobody home. Out of the way. Nobody home. You're good. And you know what's funny? I didn't even mean that one. One, two, no. So close to call. That might have been the best unintentional one of the day. Congratulations. That might have been. That's why they pay me the big bucks. Wait, you're getting paid for this? Referee Rob Tuttle right on top of that. Yeah, Jeff James in a bad way right now. Yeah, absolutely. Oxygen's getting cut off. Also, we got to take the heat into consideration. Would you say the lights are on, but nobody's home? I can't even. Here we go. He's trying to muster up a little bit of strength. Here we go. Belt time club faithful now getting behind the freshman. Jeff James. Let's see if it pays off. Oh, some separation. Oh, big instaguri by Jeff James. And now he's going to roll him over into the cover. One, two. No, not going to take out the champion. Almost a spoiler of a victory there. He's fired up now. You almost feel like Jeff James would be doing a favor. It's one less thing he has to carry around while he pushes a shopping cart. Maybe that extra 15 pounds has got to be a real. Oh, wow. To the face and all joking around the side. Sam is now in prime position. Could be in that title. That's the cover. Oh, I thought he had him so, so close. Lot of heart in this kid, man. Oh, here we go. How could he call anybody? There's no fault. Hey, can he do anything but trash talk? Nice. Well done. There you go. Sidewalk, Sam now up top. Second rope. What are we going to see here? I'm glad this has been a competitive match. I was worried it would be a dumpster fire. Pun after pun after pun. It's raining puns here. Jeff James. Wow. Wow. Showing the power there. And look at how he short arms that close line to add a little extra impact. It's almost like a half STO. Rolling neck breaker. This could be it. Into the cover, hooks the leg. Two, almost, wow. I thought we were going to see the title change hands right there. OK, not bad. Thank you. Not bad. Not your best. Crowd here chanting, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. They want to see the freshman walk out here with that VCW title, but. Spine on the pine. That's doubtful at this point. One, two, and no. Again. I thought that was it for sure. The freshman, Jeff James, refusing to quit, refusing to give up in this contest. Did he just say, give me a dollar? It feels like we're in the home stretch of this match. Here we go. The freshman, one, two. Sidewalk, Sam, able to kick out. I thought it was over right there. I thought we had a new VCW KMM champion. Both competitors are very spent right now. I mean, winning a title is always especially real. To say you won a title at Fentway Park. Has to be really cool. Part of it. Oh, my goodness. Maybe not something Jeff James will have to worry about. Into the cover one. Again, unbelievable. What a showing here by the freshman, Jeff James. What a showing by both, Matt, really. Yeah, I'm very impressed. This kid's got a lot of heart. Definitely proven something here to the Bell Time Club. Faithful, promising future for this young man. Jeff James' company right now. This match may go on forever. Because Sidewalk, Sam can't take it home. Fun about that. Oh, wow. Right in the bush. Look at him giving it back. All it did was anger the freshman who's now on the top rope here. Huge cross body. He's coming in. One, two. What a match we are seeing here today, folks. Unbelievable. I would have thought we had a new champion right there. Tell you, the freshman, Jeff James, is really showing us something here. Might have a new champ. Oh, here we go. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Two, three. Got him. Handful of tights. I don't know if you could see it from that vantage point, but it looked like Sidewalk, Sam had a handful of tights. Oh, what a shame. He's going home with the Winner's share of the food stamps. Oh, man. Is that his flatware? I'll tell you, man, what a heartbreaker of a loss for the freshman, Jeff James. I can't lie. I really thought he was going to be leaving here with that title. But Sidewalk, Sam, with a handful of tights and walking away with that championship belt. I'm in on Jeff James' face right now. Yeah, not his day. But what an unbelievable showing from him. And we're going to see nothing but good things from this young man in the future. Well, my name's Drew Kazoo for Joe Business and Mark Green. Thank you to everybody watching at home on YouTube, and we will see you next time. Headin' home.