 I need everybody to go on YouTube. Subscribe to the Antify South Show. All social media. Make sure you follow the Antify South Show. You know what you're a witness in tonight? Do you know what you're a witness in tonight? This is the next Kings of Comedy! He is the creator of Brandon Gonci. He is the codest in the game. I'm gonna need y'all to get as loud as you can, y'all. Tonight is really... So cool, man. Gigo! Gigo! Yeah. Hold on. Here I come. I can see it. Let me see that shit. You put a hole in my vagina. Let me see that shit. You put a hole in my vagina. He's all like that. She got a hole. He got a corticle. Ain't no shit like that before. He ain't ever seen no shit like that. No, she ain't been in this ass now. Her damn cell. What's that all about? Negative. That should have got another six of me. Negative. This shit. Ooh. Ooh, I lick your whole arm right now. I lick your whole arm. You better not. You better not. Ooh. Get your ass up. Hey, Carlos. You know this nigga a gangsta. He got on Frankie Bevelin May's Essence Festival shorts. This nigga got... I think I don't know where he cat went. No house. Dumb ass. That nigga got dandruff. Oh, let me let him deliver the popcorn. There we go. Who wheelchair is this? The nigga left it? Oh, that's your wheelchair. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my bad. My bad? I thought the nigga left their wheelchair. I'm about to say shit. What the fuck? Let the shit alone. Nigga, if I let your hands go, you're going to crash into the stage. Yo, that better stop playing. How you going reverse? You got a back up with your hands, stupid ass nigga. Nigga, this is an incline. This is going to require a push. This is going to look like an instruction. How you going reverse? Hey, remember on players club when they was rolling that nigga in the shooting club? Do something to make me feel better. We all up in this bitch. What you want to do? Hold up, nigga. If you fall, that's on you. You ready? Here we go. Pop it. That nigga must be heavy up top. Turn it up on your ass. Don't let a whoop of you nigga go. That nigga don't want no smoke. Chico, let's push on. Let's push on. My god. Let your pop on. We in this bitch. You ain't never seen our nigga still a wheelchair before. What's up, boy? If you don't get your smart, got a looking ass out of here. Who the hell you in here with? I think I'm not. 12. Boy, you look like you used to be on Ronish. Get your ass out of here, boy. This nigga know all the chemistry. Hey, what's up? We on the roll in this bitch. We on the roll in this bitch. Say what? Hey, I'm on the roll in this bitch. I'm on the roll in this bitch. Watch this goddamn spin. Watch the spin. Ooh. What's up, nigga? Yo, that better stop playing. She got racing tires. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Stop the music. Stop the music. Yo, wait a second. Stop the music. You done brought the baby in here. You got the baby in here. You got the guy in the baby in here. She in here breastfeeding. And the nigga smiling, too. We in here looking goofy. In a little snag of toothing. What's up, little baby? What's up? He in here breastfeeding. There's some more fans. Excuse me, excuse me. It's on Monday night, man. I don't know what you're talking about. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. You don't find no baby. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Hey, excuse me, excuse me. Hey, excuse me, excuse me. Oh, shit. Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, this is stupid. God damn. Excuse me, excuse me. What happened? I'm urgent. What happened? I need help. What happened? Is that your mama? Oh, man. Yeah, boy. I smell like booty. When you can put a hat on that ass. That is a lot of ass. That's what we got. She got to get in the bed, head first. That's her son right there. That's her son. That's her son. That boy going to grow up to work at Target. You good? You ain't never seen your mama throw her back like that. Have you? Welcome to the 85 South shoulder. Oh, look at mama. With that school bus driver ass. Y'all two goddamn freaky up in Bull City. Bull City, freaky as hell. I ain't know y'all these goddamn freaky. We got Bob Marley in here. What's up, Bob Marley? What's up, Bob Marley? What's up, Bob Marley? Well, let me know your mama long before I be over your house playing mad with you tomorrow morning. Ooh. What's up, D? How you doing? All the kids smoke weed. I fuck with you with your dreams. Man, let that shit go. Them ain't dreams. Them twins, they gon' unravel in the morning. Boy, that shit's short than a bitch. You need rubber bands on them stupid asses. And they got a hand full of underground Hershey kisses in it. What's up, Bob Marley? What's up, Bob Marley? Huh? Oh, shit. Y'all watching us all the time? What's up? Y'all going together? All the time. Y'all ain't got kids. What's your wife up? They married. Y'all married? How long? Since October. He said a year. That's not a year. That's a couple months. They lying. Nigga, you been married? What are you talking about? A year? Why you moving fast? Yeah. Hey, third row. I wish I could come up there, but I wouldn't get up there till Sunday. Y'all a little further up. I won't come up with y'all, but this theater too old. I don't even know how to get to the third row. I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know how to get to the third row. I don't know. I don't know. You probably got to take this thing. You probably got to take this thing. My wife. This shit, bro. What's it do for a living? NIT. NIT? That nigga said he working it. What you do? What the fuck? It is. What's IT? Like technical shit? Yeah. So you sit down and I'll make it. I don't know. I don't know. Much loves all the ladies who ain't got on no pandas tonight. I just made it. Be careful. This Carolina theater old. Your pussy gon' catch a goddamn sinus infection if you touch these shins. So goddamn hot. Look at the people up there. Y'all can't even see the show. What's up to my nigga standing up right there with the peace shirt on? Yo, number 256. What's up, bro? Boy, look at that. You got four titties under your shirt. That nigga got exactly four titties. What is wrong with that nigga? You got two titties on your stomach. You must be from the fifth element. That nigga got titties. Like people. We got the KFC band back here. Oh, the Colonel. How long you been up here? How long you been ushered? Three years? Three years? This is the minute niggas you seen this. This is the minute niggas you seen this building. That nigga in the back. He like fuck that. Do not put me in the front. Put me in the back. If anything, what the pop out? I'm out of here, buddy. I will not be saving nobody's life. Ooh, he got three little wrinkles. Ah, fuck out of Gucci back there. That one can't sit around. No sex offender. Boys city, how y'all feel, man? Welcome to the 85 South Shore Band. What's up, boys city? That's what we like to see. You know we got to come out there and fuck with everybody. White dude right in the front. What's going on? That's your girl? That's your wife? She's got that Pocahontas bitch on. Show them a bit. Show them, get up. Show them. That shit is nice. Let them see that shit. Look at that, boy. You dressed like you in Houdini. I used to do. Downtown. That's what I'm gonna do. He a barber. He got truffles on it. Oh yeah, Houdini is. The freaks come out at night. You a barber? He ain't got no customers. You want a cut? Okay. That nigga look like John B. Don't listen to what people say. They don't know about you and me. He ain't that bubble coat. You stupid in here. Where you meet her in here, bro? You meet your wife? At the barbershop. She got a little fade right here. Where? That was before she could see. On line. For real? Y'all swipe right on each other. What in here y'all met at? What y'all meet? On line. On line. Like social media or one of the dating sites. The white blood chain before me. Oh for real? Years ago. Years ago. They probably met on black planet. You weren't supposed to be on that motherfucker. You cheating. You're like I'm gonna get a black planet page. Just these white girls are just assholes. So. Who paid for the tick? Who paid for the tick? He did. Of course. It's his father's they give damn. That's how hard it is to be a father. You don't get your gift till July. Yeah. I bet you late. I bet you late. You is late, Nate. Bet you is late. If you trying to give me your mother's they give. In motherfucking July. You gave what to them? Some old pussy that he had before? Yeah. That's how I look at the ladies. Like that's good enough of a gift. No the fuck it ain't. I can't come in on mother's they with just some dick. You gonna be like oh well it's the rest of it. See y'all got stools. Okay look like they. They can't eat fucks. Got damn. Def jam booths. They look like a roller coaster. I like bull city. What's up with timeout? Timeout loads. I don't know if you have done. Boy you know it. We in the of the bull city. We got people at the board. They babies. They sons. Fuck that. I don't give a fuck. It's a lady over there breastfeed. Fuck you. I want to know how she snuck pants security with baby. They must out of what's her titties. No. You know what? She had the baby in one of them big bags like y'all sneak snacks in the movies. Yes. Don't want my bag. No. She had the baby in a fanny pack. You ain't gonna get on stuff and cry. No, he ain't gonna cry. Oh he got that paper. He's sucking the ticket and watching the portable DVD player. Unde-blankin. He got his earphones on and everything. That nigga don't hear. Now we sayin right now. You know what he hear right now. Babababa got got got beans bababababababababab. God got got beans, you don't hear nothing. That shit gangsta salute. We don't give a damn thank you. Shut out to all the niggas that just got out of the prison this your first summer first summer free literally like you've been out for two weeks bitch we got two boxes we know y'all they have two boxes one pass off thank you for that you got a ranch right here he'll know he out yeah still washing the bitches in the bathroom sink hanging them up you can stop eating noodles to make it your home all right now now let me put you a spread together brother give me the noodles and cheetos cheese I don't buy that shit nigga we are free I'm not about to eat a spread I gotta get one more shot out of all the ladies that broke up with a nigga but he moved out yet oh my god the house right now your mama think she could just stay out oh god damn like I ain't even told I was babysitting ma'am bring me that other control at your room my mom will see you hey that's the classic way a nigga who won't pay no bill be laying on the counter and they ain't got nowhere to go he relaxed in a motherfucker he won't leave he won't leave money fucked up yeah play this nigga game again it's a lot of niggas out here fucking for shelter salute to all of y'all she has taken when she figured out niggas bro they are one argument away from being homeless yeah they gotta agree with the bitch every time I keep fucking up you right she could be talking to you like a little boy I know it ain't no dishes in the motherfucking sink I got it right there's a real lad ladies out here who fucked with Brooke niggas who let a nigga take you on a date with your money I got you baby I got you a nigga pay for that food with that $80 you gave him this morning at least he tried he tried it ain't even his money it's actually changed it's changed from a bill he was supposed to pay she don't know he ain't paid it yet the energy great issue with that paper too hard she didn't been through this shit is that your son would you write that sitting in the damn nigga we are positive role models we got you know what we need to start a day can this bitch that's what we need right the 85 sound show they got a whole class full of kids yep so little would it be your first lesson you would do a little job all you you 13 but you don't get your young ass the fuck oh yeah but fuck wrong with you let head by your ass by what you want to put the bad ahead but you can't so you did a lot why won't you and niggas said the fuck down you're right you're right niggas that ain't no little kid I'm 13 don't get your young ass out of here you don't know you're 13 13 niggas still putting condoms on for fun I put one on I fit it I fit it I do I fit it it slipped out one time but I fit it for two a month but that third track that bitch now I can't get it off yeah I see this shit but I think we're like but he owns some mom and boy her son that's really a punishment for when a black mom bring their kids to the show because mama right here to sugar ass on me and DC that nigga is in trouble what did you do she's like don't worry about it you can go outside play with your little friends I got something for your ass 85 sound show coming I'm gonna make you realize you're gonna fuck up round this house watch this wagon it don't even hurt right now as soon as he get the talk is small but you were there you're taking your ass and so the fuck what you go as this ass ass ass big old dumb ass big old stupid ass you know that ass dropped out in the 10th grade dumb ass ass don't even know his last name just stupid I feel you're single mother I'm a salute all the single moms in the building man right hey I feel your pain that's taking care of your kids though that's all the real niggas who was taking care of the kids but she put your own child support cuz you got a new bitch nigga was doing everything fuck somebody to be with now you got a court date I fucked up I feel your pain oh little man I was raised by a single mama look mama real quick it's a piece of advice to help your son like boy a little bit better when you let the niggas come over there that you fucking with making these friends with them before you let them fuck man that's very important the niggas you should come fuck my mama and walk right past me every time every time my mother that's my oldest boy right there what's up little man we'll be at downstairs I hit my fucking key sweat plan I'm like oh my god make it last forever no but make it hurry up then get this nigga to fuck out the house yeah and what you hold time up exactly I know look at my man stop fuck make them niggas bring them some Jordan shoes hey hey hey when he walked around the house in his wrong go in the room and steal some money back oh you know I got some pussy ball playstation that's fucked up a little dude the next time somebody come over there then walk up to me like hey bro you gonna be over here fucking my mom right I guess you got some games no disrespect though little man as a as a single as a man that was raised by a single mama if your mama got a nigga to get you a PlayStation that pussy is superb you blessed you hold on what kind of playstation is it a new one or a verb is for there's a p.s. for it was reverted you imagine it's a pussy so good that you at wall my like I'm gonna get that boy playstation that pussy gripping but hold on no what what kind of what kind of playstation is it's a new or a verb I got to go over there with something with something the niggas just want to be in front of a TV give me something this nigga can't even play games brother so fucked up I'm mad as fuck so when I fuck your mom I'm gonna get you a PlayStation stop don't even contribute to that we were about to get into it but now that we're gonna get hit when I fuck your mom you won't all of the niggas that's gonna fall into you won't all of the niggas that's gonna fall into you won't I'm gonna get you won't possible I make a totally you won't I mean you won't real serious I'm a controller you won't matter of fact stop like game stop okay good job shit that little boy listen when the baby grow up he ain't gonna even know he was a part of this shit but I'm gonna be somewhere watching YouTube a little bit like oh what's this the 85 some show people talk about when I fuck your mama just a little bit like the cold I'm back to come now that baby know exactly what's going on you see he didn't switch titties you see that nigga looked up at the show and went to another team and there's no more milk in this one mommy but that's me crazy crazy crazy crazy screwy he can't even play the new game this nigga they're playing Crash Bandicoot you're like man that shit ain't even knew my name and I fucking he didn't put you on the solution hey man you want to play Game Day 98 no nigga playing Donkey Kong We got him in there with one controller that's fucked up and the bitch got a cord on it So he can't even walk away from the game hold up pause Snatched the whole goddamn TV that It's all good bro. Go crazy with your ps3. Yeah. Yeah There you go. Oh look you got two controllers and you play mad Well, you know what that nigga did that neither went the game stop and got that yet Let me get that used ps3 with both controllers in two games. How much is that gonna be 38 dollars? You got the refurbish 38 bucks Hey, what's up man people have been asking me what is the website that I can go to to make bets online and I'm telling you It's my book. Yeah, that's my be okay. I eat that's the site to hit I'm telling you bro post the link so they can know where to go to They have live in game betting and they will match your first deposit 100% up to a thousand dollars Flip your money right out the gate and for all your fantasy players Listen, you can even bet the over under on how many points your fantasy player will score. Come on now Get in the game use our promo code 85 south and get your first deposit match a hundred percent up to a thousand dollars Tell them Carlos searching when you get there Promo code 85 south. We'll see you guys later I thought she was about to tell me get yourself better than the ps4. We'll get you a father I'm not gonna be your dad my nigga you too old already We might fuck around in this nigga got there just swell up or the thing at the house And you can't beat the shit out of because he ain't your son you want to jail for real you fuck him up I'll be joined sir All right, come on in looking And he fuck around and do it now you can't fuck for the mama or him no more this little nigga here How did the motherfucker at 13? Oh, yeah, you know He walked around doing this so that little part right there real tight He's gonna start crying before That's what happened bro, will you bring your kids show? Y'all family welcome these black people welcome during this goddamn city so get old nigga ain't shit They never heard this drum the bull city first time I ever met some motherfuckers and bull city I Mean bull city bull city. Yeah, and then you you think it would be the niggas, but the women do a harder than the niggas do Look at that You always start shit What you say, hold on wait a minute. I love here in gas shit. What you say nigga? So goddamn I want to hear what he said what you say Hold up what nigga your car can start stupid that boy that one took us so long But yeah, we're trying to crank it. Oh, I'm glad me Always hot day you talk shit from the goddamn group on seats nigga the fuck you took you so long That's what you need to be asking if it ain't take you so long You'll be down here with the regular motherfuckers. What the fuck don't you so long? They ain't even got no bathroom on this issue. I glad what? Got to hold to beat me. It's a grown-ass nigga mad because of what time the show started, right? What is making these niggas that? The book took yours too long My feet hurt I'm tired. You should be wearing church shoes stupid What y'all did what y'all did start on time my pussy hurt now Look at the stupid in the hell playing the game I'm cramping this shit. I wanted to start on time My seat in the back. I still can't see What's that you can't hear that shit nigga boys driving Shut up nigga You ain't tough What type of nigga go to the comedy show and start some shit not a tough nigga that nigga ticklish That nigga ticklish in weird spots up on right here Stupid Fuck around that nigga be like stomp stomp No, I'm just saying why y'all start the league stupid ass He said it loud and when we said what he tried to quiet down. No, no, he ain't even say it His girl said it was a he said fuck y'all why y'all start so late? That was really her thought she made him say that shit Go ahead. Go ahead now. Well, her sag and titties. I'm not gonna fuck you too. Fuck you man A titty sagging do it look like elbows Yeah, she she can take her shirt off and wave her titty around her head like a helicopter Stop Titty having that He ain't even put no ground. She just tucked him in her belt Titty tuck titty talk talk We's that plan? No, we're not. Fuck y'all Nah, it was it was taking a long time to get the other niggas out. That's what started We had like 800,000 pictures, bro. We're real nigga, bro. You pay for them bitches We're gonna sit here and take a picture every last picture with everybody. Hold up. We got another show here now We had to take pictures with the lab. Oh, so they're like y'all. We're gonna mention you straight unless you got a ticket obviously not I think a picture blurry hair with that. I'm gonna just tell them Appreciate you coming out though. My nigga. We wasn't goddamn. We was back there trying to get no pictures this shit though We ain't moved bro. We ain't ain't ain't like we back there with our lead grown Man, we ain't apologizing for that shit. It's niggas in here. Y'all act like y'all come on time to shit Let you come to late you come to work late and it ain't the supervisor that see you come in and somebody say you late The hell bro, what took you so long? Man, you don't shit your motherfucking ass up, but you don't run shit after you got damn job, but Fuck you talking about that one. I don't fuck with y'all like that. Don't worry about what the fuck time I came to work Niggas I'm doing my motherfucking job Don't say shit to me for the rest of the motherfucking day man I come to this motherfucker. You didn't say that shit when I stayed to fire yesterday Goofy and nigga all the way, but be calling me. Hey, can you come here? I ain't helping shit Lose my motherfucking number since y'all want to worry about what time my motherfucking come to work I stay 30 minutes extra every goddamn day off the motherfucking clock Don't even come by me. Don't say shit to me. Do your shit. I'ma do my shit Have a nice motherfucking day. I just got one thing. I just want to know who the fuck he talking to Hey, hey, hold on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'll take care of this. Hey, excuse me, mr. Villa Well I see you're a little upset about me making a comment about you being late But what I want you to know is this is your third write-up. So, uh, Motherfucker, you can't write me up. You ain't the motherfucker who write up You ain't the nigga that had me, you know who my I don't have the motherfucking boss crank ain't here Assistant manager, you can't find shit. You can ask me to clock out and guess what I'ma tell you Kiss my ass. Fuck you in this job. I'll leave it big buck and then you look at what You better get your boy Little nigga be trying to keep their jobs Whole time soon as the supervisor come in, uh, mr. Mr. Mark, can I talk to you for a second with me? Yeah, yeah, come here for a second Look, I'm not a racist or anything. I'm not a racist. See what they're trying to do, right? I'm not a racist, but you started with me. That Carlos really got, he's very aggressive. Listen, when he came in, right? He came in late. He came in 45 minutes. I'm a fucking lying. I wasn't late. I'm a fucking lying That's what I'm talking about. A lying out of whoop your ass. A lying on me and did my fucking job. Don't do it. Don't do it, Joe Think about your family. Think about your family. My family right there. That's my little boy and my girl right there I fucking time out. I brought them to work with me. Stand up. Stand up right down. You look at my little boy sleep I'll slap the shit at you boy. Think about your family Listen, that's what you were saying, sir. He's very aggressive and I don't want to have to call the authority So if you could just handle his attitude, it would be very easy. Call. Call. Call. I want you to call No, don't call. Hey, bro. Hold on. Hold on. See now. See now you better pick me out Because don't call him because I got weed in this motherfucker. You think what I'm saying So I'm gonna need you to call all that shit down. I'm bringing you here. I'm gonna need you to get here I just don't feel safe here You don't feel safe. All right, this you say, bro. Nobody's gonna do that to you. Yeah, it ain't safe. It ain't safe I'll bust your motherfucking shit. I'll bust your shit. I'll bust your whole shit. I'll bust your whole shit, boy See, I'm that type of nigga that uh-uh. I'm the supervisor that y'all fighting. Fuck it then. Move. Fight Somebody's gonna get knocked the fuck out. Go ahead. Don't speak of this shit. Go ahead. You know what it's next after that Oh, so y'all team Hello corporate. Hey, how are you guys doing? Yeah, my name is bob. I worked down at the cvs. Yeah, the cvm Never A park car. They used to hate on me when I used to try to do overtime all the time All the time I never understood it. Why would they hate on you? I don't know I each hour cuz we only get four hours. So the overtime get extra force. I used to be like, excuse me Can I get my overtime? So she let me do it one time. I come back to that. That's how I want my overtime She let me do it again. I come back to that. She's like, no, sir. We got to let everybody take turns. I said, bitch, take turns Life ain't about taking turns, bitch. I need this job So we used to go across the street. So we started going across the street and I just Look back up on her and start parking car. Fuck that. Here we go I Got my overtime That's those overtime. I stole like eight hours Man having a job is no. I used to work at Whole Foods Whole Foods market where all the white people come and shop after they gentrify your neighborhood. That's where they come Did you work at Whole Foods? I worked at Whole Foods as a bag. I used to I used to bag groceries at Whole Foods And listen, white people been spending $500 on groceries since 2000 true story Their motherfuckers come in and buy some shit. They got some shit called 365 It's they brand and they sell like it's like great value But for some reason white people value it more than great value So they get the charge extra money for this shit. So white people used to got to never forget this white man came through And spent $600 I bagged all that shit Then we had waters these big cases of waters outside with six gallons of water This nigga got 15 cases I loaded all them bitches into the back of his truck. He said thanks for your help and flick me a quarter nigga. I was like, oh This I would have done this shit like a plague This nigga must think it's the 20s. He just gave me a fucking quarter Nigga after that I was like, oh, I'm still in there and we about to have 365 shit in my house So you say I'm still at all nigga with Boy, I was boy. I'm talking about real tuna nigga Me and my family they a real nice for me working that whole foods after that nigga gave me that quarter. Yeah, y'all got some flank steaks I'll take two He he ain't about all this man. Listen, they don't Oh, the white people that's what they do now. He was doing human trafficking. What'd you say, baby? They chicken salad is the bomb chicken salad you fuck with a nigga working whole foods. That's what it is Nigga your mom in the game. They put there for some chicken salad that nigga Okay Whatever I went through the same thing niggas you can fuck with my mom or my mom was freaky I don't give a fuck. I wish no matter fuck my mom different for real Listen, if you are single if you a single mother in here, you deserve some dick from time to time I can't believe I was a little hating ass nigga that used to stand in the way of my mama's blessings like that being a bad ass Little boy. That's what you're supposed to know. I know that as a grown man who fuck with single mothers How much joy you bring to the house when you bring some good dick through there and make the whole house better She's gonna give you some extra pizza nigga. You can stay up Fuck around to come to the 85 south show nigga. Fuck your mama, right? Can you just allow air nigga in your house some of them niggas think Most of them niggas think What's your name big man? Montana that ain't your goddamn name Niggas said Montana. That's your rap name. What's on your birth certificate? They got four CDs in the backpack. Yep, I got three of them right here Do you rap? Well, how you get the name Montana? He is street nigga I play spades. You got all gold teeth. You know, he is not to be fucked with go from neighborhood neighborhood. I'm trying to run the game Professional card player Montana Hey, what's the name of that chicken placing Durham everybody fuck with chicken? Huh Nah, it's chicken hut, right? Oh, it's one of it's a damn. What's the best? What's the best? It's another place that's Churches Churches they got biscuits. I bet your stomach fucked up right now. You've been eating some churches And it's like a church, but it don't be like no gospel going on Churches you eat churches that chicken is on Ain't nowhere in the world. You can eat no church. I love you ever go in the church boy Hey, but like you can get a 19 piece for three dollars. You're like, no, I'm good on that Church is so goddamn long. I've been a chicken league I couldn't even bite through the bitch just a bunch of grease spilled out and burnt my chin Like you know that you do grease that chicken chicken too greasy when the box wet as soon as they give it to you Like you pick your chicken up your chicken is fall through the bottom of the box You're like, I don't want this no more. It's on the counter. Let me tell you. I can't believe she said fucking church I love church, ma'am. I'm with you. I just hate when they try to give you them burn that biscuit And you try to give them back and they be like, what? I'm like, bitch no biscuits look like Michael Blasey. Bitch. I want some more What'd you say? Silver spoon? Who's silver? Oh She didn't name it all the shit by her house now That lady up there lit. She been sneaking and tracking since she got up here Man, this is a bonding man moment for y'all. This is you gonna remember this forever. This is lit, but I don't like your life This shit is lit Dude, we got bad time too. Oh, you know She be having that nigga Ashley Stewart sitting down watching her shop. You like this baby Yeah, they got the halter tops on sale. I think I'm gonna get the other one though What are the ladies at the single ladies who live by themselves? Yeah, somebody lying Singo, ain't you looking for somebody you're stressful, bitch. You're stressing right now. Where you at? They ain't in here They act like they're in the streets and go back home Go home and put that old lady house coat on All her clothes on bitch you put on the band, bro Ladies, why y'all act like y'all don't be one the fuck as much as we do Not you mama. We know what you want. We ain't You are the exception. You are fucking we know that But that's the thing ladies. Let me tell you something and this is just my opinion But do you know you don't know shit more about a man before you let him fuck Then you will after you let him fuck like because he ain't showing you who he truly is until he fuck Look at y'all like really? Yes that nigga don't show you who he really is because he came If he told you what the truth was when you meet him like hey, what is your intentions with me? Uh trying to buy playstation 3 but the fucking thing is going on You gonna give man and kick the nigga out But y'all be wondering because ladies y'all see a man and know whether or not you would give him some pussy Within the first five minutes that you seen not even that long you look at his face. Look at his shoes shoes clean teeth straight Okay, he could get some pussy now. We got the audition for the shit for the next six months Wb That's what you got to do You got to act like you care about all that shit that she be hitting you and look at that nigga Man, he going through it right now. You don't have to buy it stood up. Tell me the truth We be knowing y'all be wanting that ladies y'all just got to come out to chill a little bit You'll learn a lot. What if you wait for all that time and then you go to fuck and the nigga can't fuck that ever happened to you Don't you be mad? Well, let's just eliminate the bullshit get straight to it Look at her. She laughing so hard that she must have just happened to her last night You don't wait at all that went that fucking real lobster four times y'all don't went to see the Lion King last night You thought it was gonna finally get oh, he could deserve some pussy now He took me to see Mufasa died and he pulled that dick out that bitch looked like a salt and pepper shaker And now you don't want to be with him no more, but he don't want to leave you now It's a lot of bad pussy on the streets Uh-huh, could that coochie mic be stank now? That did just he don't get up. Oh no going back down You ever had some pussy that just worked good? Right that shit was dry. It was just like She's like why you keep spinning on it. I'm like, bitch, you know why? That terrible pussy that break the condom Ladies and niggas faking too fellas you ever had to fake it to get up out of there? Ooh, that'd be cool. You had to fake that nuts I hate when you fake it next to you trying to keep going What about the ladies that can't ride dick? Oh god Listen, it's really in your legs ladies Your legs give out after the first you act like you can already do something. I'll make it on my feet Hold on wait wait, uh, it's my leg now you in there like this If that shit don't feel good, what the fuck is you doing? She ran dick like she scooted the chair It's horrible It's some terrible pussy out there It is but they be trying to make it seem like it ain't it is Sometimes I think you don't even want to open I'm trying to see they dig in. He's like no Somebody's been in here a year You see a little hand Chico, would you have a basketball? You say what would you have a basketball? We all about wasn't Good catch We all about wasn't time is money. So I'm talking about like director. I can't do a directive consumer. No, I can't do it What if I had to like if I was gonna buy some I would want to buy from somebody who didn't normally sell I would want to catch like if like if she needed some money like a bill was due Then I do it, but I could just like go find a prostitute not a professional That's not called prostitution no more man. No, I'm not gonna professional. They on instagram Yeah, buddy You had to have something but now they fucking for likes Come on folks. They book me book you for what? Oh Yeah Oh Ladies make some noise if you ever buy some dick Yes, yeah Boy, you nobody Ladies, you know, y'all Mary y'all just player players Y'all ain't just player players One lady in this whole theater ever bought some dick. They got like they just player player They got player player Ladies y'all to boy some dick if you got that nigga riding around in your Nissan Altamall day you paying for that dick I am a punk They is being bullshit They just put a deposit down on some pussy walking outside and coming to make sure she's still up It's just because the value of pussy is always gonna be higher than the value of dick Oh It's just it's always gonna be more It's just always gonna be more valuable because you know, I mean, I don't know why because without dick Then what would the pussy be? This is an independent superstar I mean pussy don't need no help, but pussy need dick Well, listen, she they don't figure out how to make two pussies work I don't know what the fuck they do, but it's some way them two pussies get together They call it the scissors their pussy's get together for them po-tron They don't know they're gonna form a bigger pussy. That's all Told you she we ain't got no toy nigga. They don't gave us a blow-up dog If you fucking one of these You better not ever get cold with no blow-up dog. She gonna talk so bad to you you get cold one of Oh, you are freaky nasty ass nigga. Who the fucking here fucking toys? Those bands nigga. Oh, you're fucking a goddamn what you witness at the carnival nigga get your freaky ass out of here They're like, what if that means like go flat? Hey dc Then they put the air thing on the nipple now you in there blowing the titty It's a hole in it every time you stop blowing. Oh, shit. It went flat again Uh just enough. It's got trend. We moving that laid the fuck out dc Dig out and everything, huh Then you wake up like I ain't finished. I think I'm tired now. You too nigga. God damn Oh my god, I need to ask my pump nigga Yeah, when you realized you was out of shape niggas like what was that moment you realized you was out of shape They're going up some steps For real they go up two sets of steps and like, I have my fat burning You know when I realized I was out of shape when you started hurting in a bitch ass place That you ain't never heard it before like right here on your hill Not even that hips, I knew I was out of shape when I had to carry that case of water in the house up the Boy that dear pop the 24 case I'm thinking I'm a man. I'm like, yeah, I got it and kick that shit to the steps now I realized that shit is heavy as fuck. That's why I ain't nobody watered in the kitchen That shit just be sitting on the floor somewhere If you want a water for walking the bathroom, this one right over there No, it's before you get to the bathroom. It's in the hallway Let me tell you something I realized I was old nigga when I ate a bag of half-naked shit over I knew I was good nigga. I was talking to my 12 o'clock nigga. I ate a bit of the 12 o'clock Went to sleep, nigga Think about four o'clock in the morning. I woke up like this For you know, that's it. I already gone down my leg Oh Yeah, boy that ice cream every nigga ain't here lactose intolerant. You had that cook out milkshake boy It was oh wait for you You had the light right before your house nigga like shit, nigga Listening to some shit in the car No pain There don't be no gas right there Yeah, but that's the shit that make your whole body lock up You lock up and you think it's gas then you like oh, I got a fart then you go to fart and that goddamn Nope, that ain't it. Oh that motherfucker be ready to hey that goddamn super mario block Boy Boy, that shit is real shit It seemed like your mind you tell your ass let it go Soon as you see the toilet as soon as you draw as soon as your ass hit a little whiff of wind I didn't even make it to the toilet. God When you already on the toilet, but you're like this Hey, somebody come check on me Hey, buddy, you don't shit till your ass go in the toilet You ever had water? No, you gotta see your ass in the toilet that shit burns so bad Look at all the niggas and Durham got scared though. That was a gunshot. Oh, wait a minute The white folks ain't going over there. They can't wait I love this shit bro. We got a dope ass crowd in this motherfucker. Yeah This the boy city man, they represent the boy city everywhere you go with them You believe you yell out that boy city they get the thorn up them horns What you say? I love this shit, bro. We just sitting on the couch over our motherfucking people out there. Don't shit look like third lunch They sure do don't it look third one little here see cafeteria. We lit bitch Third lunch in the only african-american school in Durham in the 50s make it. That's how old this building is this shit is Oh, you can smell the segregation in this motherfucker Take a deep breath. You can smell it. They still got the ropes The block off rooms you walk in here. You here ain't gonna let nobody Turn me around and let nobody Turn me around and I'm gonna keep on walking Keep on a budget walking up the freedom land Ain't gonna let nobody Turn me around Turn me around Turn me around Ain't gonna let nobody Turn me around Keep on walking up the freedom land That's how we used to walk. We used to go walking saying right until the white full fade If I can then you just run the whole negro spirit you negro spirit Negro spirit just don't get the credit that they deserve Negro spirit is it's a classic black song. You know another negro spiritual that everybody know what I pull at the club VIP gas tank no even everybody know That's a negro spiritual right there That is if we ever have another civil rights movement, that's what we're pulling up to Red bones, caramels, all love stop is there all love trying to steal my underwear wipe it out It's a lot of songs that every nigga know isn't certain songs. We would just help my one back stage Right. I want to Teach you teach you teach you I'll teach you the electric slide That's the old one. That's that shit right, doesn't it? Think it's about seven versions of the electric slide. This nigga still out there talking shit He said that that's what took y'all so long y'all were doing electric slide in the back Your motherfucking right me and your uncle was right here together Doing the electric slide. That's what he's gonna have to do to get down to the bottom Still got three flights of stairs to go You got a hole in your song What's the mother negro spiritual About a favorite part We let the old people they like bitches a whisper song Of it That's a death in that negro spiritual, right That should sound like a real fucking This should sound like a real theme song Everybody coming doing something different. The one that's slower way That's how I sit calm Our baby mama's birthday is coming up. What are you gonna get her? Nothing so typical what are you gonna get her? I've been looking at this ps3 I think I'm gonna get the ps3 for lower boy. You know, I got crash bandicoot And I think he's gonna enjoy that. How about you? What you gonna get her? I don't know man. I mean If you get in the ps3, it's not really much else. I can do you don't win high. You don't say the ball Always trying to help do us I got my ps2. Did you find that? I just found that it was pieces and I just put it together Oh, okay Maybe we should just give them the ps3 instead from all of us No, I don't think she's gonna accept that. She didn't accept that. You don't see this. She didn't accept How about we just go in you just get the ps3. I get the game Yeah Ah Go to commercial Now a word from our sponsors Brought to you in part by lace front glue if you can't keep your lace front on luck with us Also brought to you by waste trainers if you want to hide that fat strap it tight Also brought to you by a fuck doll Battery sold separately You put some batteries in the fuck doll Bro, we need a show man. It's a motherfucker. Three niggas on the couch would be a great show for us They wouldn't let us come on tv, but we can cheer Three niggas on the couch three niggas on the couch would be dope. That's gonna be lit What would y'all want to see three niggas on the couch talk about? Bluechew.com Bluechew.com Go get you some I said bluechew.com Go get you some It make your meat get hard. Come on y'all. It make your meat get hard Come on y'all. It make your meat get hard. It make your meat get hard. Come on y'all If you want to go home and fuck your girl Hit the pill Bluechew.com Exactly what it is. Go get your shit Turn it on We gotta stop doing free commercials with y'all. I would tell finna say y'all still getting paid for that shit Yeah, we do They fuck with me. I don't roll the whole jingle nigga. They gonna put that on the official commercial Exactly whenever they make one that's the one Seems like in pain i'ma be like Move, build out the gas Shout out to all the niggas who be taking them gas station dick pills and fucking the hell out these women Nigga you gonna have a heart attack at 27. You better stop doing this shit Nigga that took two of them dick pills drunk a red boy. I wonder why you at ICU can't feel your feet Nigga dick still hard and his ears ringing. You better stop taking them goddamn yellow jackets Them goddamn rhinos Holographic Then the nigga asked let me get uh, let me get uh, uh, two swishes sweets. Let me get one of rhinos Like what sir? Hey, you ever fucked the shit out of a girl and shit like god damn you must be on the pill or something Nah, this is natural dick. It's no GMO's all organic I took one no motherfucker one time boy. Oh I don't think I I think I took it too far or the council pop. You know, I had no one with pop So I you know, they put a pop in your stomach Nigga throat got hard But I was down there in her pussy long little mama Them shits make your heart beat fast The longest out of ever a some pussy long enough for her to find for me to find out she wasn't gonna give me no pussy after I ate it But that's the longest every man in that way supposed you like she likes it a little bit longer. Okay Don't do me like that. Oh, you come up. She's like, I don't I don't really know I want to go there with you yet Bitch, you better go somewhere. Look at my beard god damn it look like me even crispy cream donuts all got there Don't do me like that. Don't do me like that. You What you doing, you know what's happening a little boy. He said y'all stop it We bring him back too many bad memories that nigga came out the room with that crispy cream like hey, little man We all keep the waters that round this motherfucker Oh, that little nigga 13 he might have been an ace of pussy itself right now Oh, shut your ass up like y'all what if you don't shut your I got pregnant at 15 and shut your ass up I'm 10 Don't rush it, bro. Just enjoy that that she lit but come take don't feel like a grown man, but Hey times have changed it might have been it might have been far fetched a couple years ago But these kids now they got snapchat instagram and facebook and all these different ways to see titties In the ass and shit that we didn't have and we want to see titties in the ass. We had to go find them Finding that shit is finding us. Ah, look a tittie another ass Make you eat coochie early. All right This is the best time he's ever had in his life He ain't never heard so many curse words come on nobody with his mama mouth in his life Because you know she's My career i'm gonna be mad as fuck sit your little bad ass back For you follow up that goddamn back Exactly look hanging off the balcony. She's thinking hilarious He don't even know what he laughing at that nigga. Ah, ah He said bitch He said coochie. Ah They fucking my mama Where you're leaning your bad ass back for you follow up that bitch to hell your mama is sure in sky He is bad as a motherfucker. Y'all seen that video of that little boy at the kid graduation That nigga said no, she said do you need to leave? Fuck you bitch I was like he been saying it was too normal. He been calling like that Who's that a graduate? It was at a Elementary school grad like a pre kindergarten going to kindergarten grad that nigga was like two years old Said no, fuck you bitch Totally shut the fuck up. I think it did not want to go to kindergarten You ready to go bitch. I want to be a baby my life. I think it's a little stupid. I love it. All right. Let me just get there I'm still I can't y'all I can't get over that lady finger waves, bro. I'm still Dumb in the corners. It looks that like quarter place She got fish then we had the white lady with the wheelchair who got up and got in her seat Yeah, and cross her legs That's the only reason why I took it because I know she can let me use it for a little bit This is another sign that you know, you getting old when you can't stay woke long like Y'all motherfuckers in the crowd. It's a nigga sitting in the back right now. I'm just gonna rest my ass Now I fuck with him. I'm just A lot of y'all gonna be driving home with all the windows rolled down in the car radio turned all the way up. Don't walk away Boy, don't walk up. All right 15 moments. Come on. God damn. What time it is Is he letting me throw it? Oh shit. Let's turn up. Come on. Play wonderful Niggas in the crowd is tied in the bitch right now Shout out to everybody who already drunk The other try to drive home drunk For all the houses in your neighborhood looking like you can't figure out which one you're I am Had to pull it up to the wrong goddamn house. Yeah, that pulled up to the wrong house company your house Knocked on them people's door and everything was ringing the doorbell that nigga I'm like, Carlos. This ain't your house that nigga said, man, you better get the fuck off them people porch nigga I'm like, oh my bad Yeah The 85 south show you already know who this podcast is for who is for For the ladies who don't have no lingerie Just regular panties and t-shirts That's her right there I don't expect nothing less from you I know them to she walk around the house. She just flip her t-shirt out of a shirt pocket Hey, it's in the cup. Ah, you know that couple right there tired. They leaning on each other in the seat They in the seat like this That's that's who you got a brother. That's who you got to find to be with Which one you talking about them right there the one in the corner right there the ball head dude on the edge And this girl right there beside my man with the white Maxine is in club right now. Look at the white lady snitching. Yeah, them two. Those those those white lady little to tell He's talking about them right there Overton is in club Everybody in this bitch. Shout out to my third row niggas I'm talking about the people who won the very last row in the old theater The last row the motherfuckers who couldn't decide if they was coming or not Somebody knows you're bleeding In the last row You get this you can feel the black tiredness like black tiredness sweep the room. It's start with one nigger And next thing, you know, everybody's been god damn Who had to work today? People what do y'all do? Get like nine of them I'm thinking of working for the government. Didn't they have five goddamn people that work at dealers Had to hit that morning shift seven and nine. That's stupid as fuck I'm so tired. I'm gonna reach for your drink. They must sit alone. How many y'all going straight to bed when you get home? Who gonna fuck? He ain't go straight to bed Look, that's how they can think about god damn. I'll try to get some push. Come on Somebody gonna be hitting from the back and thinking one of them joke what DC stupid here, boy Now one of them niggas gonna go home and we're reaching the closet and be like shit Make some noise if you in here with your lady tonight Do me a favor, bro. If y'all enjoyed this show together Suck a titty on the way home I'm talking about just add a red light just stop and lean over suck t Pull off and ladies if you got a big dude like that suck his titty on the way home. There you go Do something real different. She stood up that nigga stood up. Are you ready to get this? Oh Sit your freaking ass down charl. I'll grow you Think I want you to delete why you don't get your ass down so you forgot a spot Much love to all the ladies who don't got no ass, but you still know how to twerk It's too many of y'all. I didn't expect to be that goddamn. You're gonna break your tailbone trying to shake that little ass Shaking number five But that bitch having a seizure over there Much love to all the homeless niggas You don't look homeless, but you live with somebody Get your shit together Quiet niggas ain't no no leases niggas is sleepy. That's what it is Y'all wake y'all ass up and nerve nigga. Y'all ain't got shit to do when you leave here, but try to be safe That's all you can do in Durham and try to be safe. That's what you're saying All right, baby. Y'all be safe now. All right now Where you getting that coffee say she say baby. I love you too, baby Yeah, shut out to all the people in here that are not couples, but y'all fucking like that Without y'all none of this shit is possible Every other weekend y'all sticking to a different show and we appreciate that That should be happening We'll be taking the pictures the ladies will come up. You're like this ain't my other nigga. Don't say that Yeah Don't worry about it. We already get sexually harassed when they be taking pictures with us You got sexually harassed. Oh, look stop. They need to hear this. Tell your story, bro What the fuck happened? You got that bitch voice recorded or something But now we taking pictures, right? DC says something hilarious. He he likes to do this impression of urkubot It's a family matter You want one time DC? So i'm laughing at this nigga doing urkubot I turn around the lab This lady walked up behind me and grabbed me from my hand whole dick and balls and started going like this I'm like she's trying to fuck me man. What is going on? Sexually harassed the shit out of me. I'm like me too. What is wrong with you? Bro, I'm literally shaking right now. I'm triggered. Why? Because I know that really hurt when she grabbed you from the she grabbed you from the back to the front And lifted the whole dick and balls up I don't know about you, but when somebody lift my balls up I feel too vulnerable Listen and then the crazy part about this is my balls don't go up that shit supposed to hang down Don't lift my shit up like you about to put a new diaper on me. Don't do me like that After she did the shit her boyfriend walk over was like, yeah, man, a fucking child. I'm like nigga What do y'all have going on type of freaking shit? That shit fucked me up because like he said I was doing my urkubot shit. I was like urkubot And then I said it. I'm like, oh this bitch is tripping No, the fuck I didn't like it. I swear that didn't get turned around. I ain't never see that nigga ready to fight somebody Fuck is wrong with you. Don't sexually harass me I have to give you consent to touch my dick now if I give you consent you gotta give me Much love to all the ladies give me consent All right, we mama listen listen mama talking about verbal. No, you bitch. We know you are the vip of tonight Hey, we know you fucking with everything Stupid, right? All right, we about to let y'all tired ass niggas go lay down. So you know we're not fucking that's only part two Oh, you you ain't ready to go Well, hey, she like keep no thang rolling Hey, hey, well hey look ma'am if just because you ain't tired just the rest of these look around you Look around just turn around and look around. Do you see that somberness? These niggas got to sleep on a mine right now Somebody what you say nigga get this nigga Hey company business took a lace front off. They like fuck this shit I'm cute and now I'm ready to go home. Hey bruh look Y'all look they gave us a trophy for selling this bitch out So did Y'all is part of that This trophy because without y'all won't be able to get no motherfucker. I like bro y'all gotta make some noise for y'all motherfucking sale Don't get dead Whoever made this trophy freak is fuck why they put the nuts on the bull They put them on the bull too niggas in there like yep gotta put Sold out two shows bull city like y'all man, we Sold out two shows in the bull city Now we got this little goofy ass bull with the nuts on it. We're gonna keep this forever Who put nuts on this bull they gave him a dick I put a dick with the head on it and everything you know what I'm gonna do. You know what I'm doing with this trophy Hey mama, you ever had a trophy before? You want it you can't give my trophy to that lady. No, she don't really want it. She just want me to present something like Y'all late y'all just getting here show over motherfucker Due to the white woman that you kidnapped her and you hide her from somebody white lady wipe your mouth off She just tried to show me a titty on the load Stop playing Better leave that white lady alone for we be charged with assault down this motherfucker. This is the old Durham This nigga stop What's happening other side some disco music Everybody if you can try and y'all work hard for y'all money Why you say that because every time they think we about to go they like no, they ain't leaving it But not leaving till they need This shit sound like we about to go shopping this Zara nigga This is shit that had that that gay dude singing on it Everyone knows the time to find right That's the wrong music right there I like this shit Too sold out shows Wake y'all lasses up in the full city Wake y'all lasses up in the full city Up top still live Hold up. Hold up. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Yeah. Yeah, the real ticket holders are here now Hold up. Wait. Wait. Hold up The real ticket holders. See like I told you bro just come sit on the front row See like I told you they got a dilemma No, we would sit right here. We would sit right here How crazy is it that another black dude Hey, look. Hey, look. Hey, guess what? Them people right here ain't called y'all Yeah, white woman. Get out your seat for the black one. I sit on the front row There you go. Look at her. She's trying to tell her like we was here Show us how you're gonna try to get a friend They're gonna sit in the front, bro. They ain't gonna go here. Look everybody in Durham woke up now Hold the ball They up here still in seats. Y'all so stupid Stupid This seat back damn they went to the bar from the cave back. Your seats was gone. Oh, see we're going You can see I blow house in place. You're like, huh, baby? Hold my purse and my weed Where y'all come from y'all just show it up. I'm gonna need for you to get You're you're a real low-down nigga. I appreciate you Oh scumbag nigga. Come on. Let's go down That's your neighbor. Oh really? Who your neighbor? That's your neighbor. I look at my man. Say little man. Say that's your neighbor Y'all ain't never go for tonight You lying he didn't hit that you didn't hit that but he said we came over there with a bag That's your neighbor. You bought your neighbor to the show. I don't believe that shit. You bought him. Oh Yeah, here it is. I don't believe that shit. There it is Uh, no, look at all the black women. I wish I would bring my neighbor to any motherfucking thing cause me them goddamn Something about that. I ain't trusting. I don't trust it. Do you see how we both naturally just moved to the other side? Get the fuck away from over there DC don't fall for it. Don't fall for it She tried to give me the pussy, but don't get it Don't get it You're gonna be fucking her you're gonna see this nigga hanging out the closet. That's right. Hands up DC We're just neighbors. We're just neighbors Hey DC The only way you the only way you can fuck her is if you sing ain't gonna let nobody Turn me around Turn me around. She only know what you're thinking. I heard that before Man, we gotta get the fuck out of here, but that's the new rule black men If you fuck a white woman, you gotta sing negro spirituals to a white you do it Follow the drinking god No, you gotta make a watch hidden colors One through five Make a watch and we're gonna give her a thug sit out, bitch sit out Hey, man, we gotta get the fuck out of here. They ain't leaving man. Look at this shit shit like church Now I done told y'all that we was about to leave But we gotta pass the collection pay around one more time. Yes. Amen. Amen We gotta get that collection up Let's see if it's sick and just show Holding the money Because they've been holding Come on DC. Let them use you let them use you let them use you let them use you glory