 Hello everyone, welcome back to my second channel. Today I'm joined by Laura. I was waiting for you to say it so we could both stay together. And we got Tina. We used to do a series where we would react to my fans YouTube videos that they would send me. I think the last one we did was like two years ago. It's been a while because we forgot. But I thought it'd be fun if we did that again, especially on the second channel where things don't have to be as structured and we can get a little bit wackier and a little bit sillier. So I asked people to submit videos. This was weeks ago because in the fashion of these videos I forgot again. So this was on March 18th that I tweeted this but I tweeted that I'm gonna do another one of these videos and there were 1,200 responses. That's too many responses. Yeah, that's a lot of tweets to go through but we are gonna go through all of them and we're gonna watch all of the videos. So let's get started. Also, this video is sponsored by Audible. So check them out. All right, before we get started with watching the videos, I have a present. Okay. LaCroix. This is my second channel where I like to get a little bit wacky and drink LaCroix. Oh yeah. Are you gonna cheers? Oh yeah, cheers. Today we've got a nice lemon LaCroix. Okay, this person says me and my bro killed this one. Okay, it's called Minor Inconveniences. It's from 2018 and it's got 269 views. Nice. It's nice of them to tell us that it's a comedy sketch video before it starts. Do not mistake this for anything else. This isn't gonna be sad, okay? So you're not supposed to cry during it. You're supposed to laugh, just so you know. And also this isn't real. It's just a comedy sketch video. Just checking how long it is. All right. What the, are you already bored? Yeah, I just wanna know what I'm signing up for, you know? So he opens up the DVD case and it's not the DVD that he wanted. And he goes. Right. I'm on the edge of my seat. So I really like his sigh. Cause it does, like the whole premise is like every time something inconvenient happens it's just this sigh. But like it's not the type of sigh that you would even use in that situation. Like I don't know what kind of sigh that is. It's not like, or like, it's just like. It's like. Oh yeah. Every sip of LaCroix is a minor inconvenience. Oh. I used it. All right. Well, I think that's the general premise of the idea. I don't know if much else happens. Let's go to the end. Oh. Look at him. He's happy. Yeah. He's smiling. Oh yeah. Uh oh. Oh God. He used to not. He didn't really committed the end there. I just like how he started to smile and get up at the end of the shot. Like he was like, okay, I'm done laying on the ground now. Good. We gotta go. We used to rate the videos, right? Should we rate this one? Oh. Yeah, I'd give it a seven. The sigh is really what was throwing me off. I like the premise where it's escalating, but I just, there was something, there's something weird about the sigh. It was something too like, pleasurable about the sigh. Yeah, so work on that. Make your sigh less pleasurable and then submit again. This is a video called My Grandfather's Recipe. I'm just like, just looking at the thumbnail, he just looks like he's screaming with his hand in a pot of boiling water. Oh no. We may have spoiled the joke before we even watched the video. Oh. First thing you wanna do is good. So you're gonna grab your. No, peeler. No, peeler. So far, I'm in. First of all, it's a minute and 12 seconds, which is the perfect amount of time for a sketch. Love that. Scientifically proven, 72 seconds, optimal. I think what we're finding is that you might have a pretty short attention span, because we got like 30 seconds into the last video. You were like, how long is this? Too many tink tonks. Please put them in the boiling water. If you don't have a spoon, that's okay. The good lord provided us with this one's out. The good fixer's made this out. So quick. Five a spoon, that's okay. The good lord provided us with our very own stuff. Fuck. Now that we've got our potatoes out, that gives us the perfect stock for our potatoes. This reminds me of like old YouTube sketches. Like this is quality old goodness. Yeah, it reminds me of something I make with my boys back in high school. The one thing that confuses me about this video is what was the recipe? He just took potatoes and put them in boiling water and then took them out. And that was the whole recipe? Hang on. Was your grandfather some kind of idiot or something? You know what I do like about this video though? Yeah, tell me. He's got one of those soda stream things in the background. If you guys don't know what these are, this is basically a cool way to make homemade LaCroix. You basically get a little canister of CO2 and then you can pump it into water to carbonate the water and you can buy little flavors. What happened down there? I was just kicking my legs when the dog was there. Well, I was just kicking the dog. This recipe, I guess it makes sense that he got it from his grandfather. This definitely seems like a depression error recipe. Put potato in water. Now it's wet potato. That one is a eight point. The title of this one, this title right here is going to get a 10 out of 10. I like the title. Pineapple Man Stops Robber? Yeah, it's got like character, you know? Okay. So we're starting it and the first thing I'm noticing is that it is five minutes long. So you're not going to want to watch the whole thing? No, no, I'm not going to want to watch it. I'm just saying that might factor into its score. One day in an ordinary neighborhood. What's the robber wearing a cape? I don't know. He's a super robber. Yeah, he do be kind of sneaking now. Sneaking so hard. Look at him sneak. Did you sing this? Huh? Did you sing this? That's not, that doesn't sound like my voice. Okay. No, what, what the fuck? You're in trouble. What makes him pineapple man? He just has a pineapple on his shirt. Okay, I'm curious to see if he has any like pineapple powers or what is like. What a pineapple power be to make your mouth hurt. Yeah. Robbers being a little bit less sneaky. Yeah. He's just yelling. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. That's not what robbers do. How many robbers do you know? Like that's not what robbers do. It is. What was that? That's what he does when he says pineapple man. Pineapple man. Pineapple man. What the fuck? Didn't know you'd be up here looking so good. I'm here to stop you, evil doer. You'll never catch me. Yay. Wait, did he kill him? I don't know. But also the rubber band like went straight to the ground. It did not boing. There it goes. I hate to see that. Yay. Wow, breaking the fourth wall there. Looking at the camera. Yay. I feel like whoever directed this video didn't tell him how we were supposed to react to that. And so he was just like trying out everything. He was like. Is this going to the point too? If you haven't seen my superpower. So so far the robber is the only one with a superpower and pineapple man just climbs through windows and gets knocked out by rubber bands. And look, now he's dead. That is not good news. What an underwhelming superhero. The bloopers. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's called pineapple man stops robber. Pineapple man stopped no robber. The thing I've got an issue with is that this video is five minutes long and the actual video is only two minutes long and the rest is going to be bloopers apparently. What are we going to rate this one? They had costumes. Like a high. Here, have some chaos to look at. This person says people just move in TV. It's a bit, it's just a bit. Don't worry. I like that. Like this is a theme for these videos. People had to tell you it's not real. It's just a joke. Please don't be offended by this. This one's got like production quality. I guess they made this recently. It's got 500 views. That is all. Okay, but wait. I'm going to make sure not to drop it. It's expensive. Yeah, it's also raining. Yeah. Go. Oh. Oh. You were supposed to hold it. I'm going to have to just leave it on the ground. I'm going to just find the water. Oh, what are you doing? I hit him, man. Yeah, that was pretty good. That was a good hit. They really thwacked him. Oh, look at that reaction, too. Oh, he knows he's about to get hit. Look at that. He's leaning into it. He's like, come at me. Wow, look at it. And it looks like glass shattering, but I think that's like water. When I first saw that, I thought it was like snot. Oh, jeez. Coming out. How much snot did you think he had? It's rainy. I don't know. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. The dog is also committing equally. He's like, yo, guys. Yeah, I like this because I know that if we ever tried to film something like this, Peanut would do that also. She'd be like, no, stop, stop. Play with me instead. Ah! Ah! Hey, hey, hey, that'll be $250. All right, I liked that video. That was good. Good commitment, good joke, good destruction of a TV, and good dog. Good dog. Yeah. Okay, this channel is topographical gang. Click. Good channel. Oh, click? Yeah, let's click on it. Always activated computer. You wanna watch another one of their videos or what? Yeah, let's do delivering pizza in Houston. Yes, can I get a large pepperoni pizza, please? Oh, can I get it for a delivery, actually? What? Yeah. So this, I believe is because there was a giant storm in Houston during this time, so it's less topical now than it was in September, but that is the background for this video. There's a tropical storm outside. Yeah, that's why I wanna deliver it. Really? Yeah, see you in 30 minutes. Bye. Listen, that guy's sigh was a peak inconvenient sigh. Oh, yeah, that was good. I was gonna say, can you do that? Can you just be like, no, you are gonna deliver it. Goodbye. And if you hang up before they say anything, then they just have to deliver it. Listen, they commit, they commit. He doesn't know what's in that water, and he just whoop right down. Yeah, there could be anything in that water. You're 30 minutes late. Why is it wet? That's disgusting. I'm not paying for that. Oh, that's sad. That was kind of a sad ending. I'm glad that we knew the first one was a bit. This one doesn't say it's a bit. Maybe it's not a bit. Yeah, was that real? Or were you guys just being silly? Are you goofing? This is my second channel where we like to get silly and wacky, so if that wasn't silly, you guys have to tell us so I don't put it in the video. Okay, this next video is called One Subscriber Special. So she got a subscriber for some reason, and this is for you, my guy. Listen. Listen. And that was the whole video. Now she's got six. Oh, shit, she's got six subscribers. Also, did she have a video before that? Like, how did she get the one subscriber? Yeah, that's a good question too. Let's go to her channel and check it out, because I want to see if she's got another, oh, yeah, she's got a five subscriber special. Okay, but she didn't have any videos before then. Who subscribed? Well, now she's got five, so let's check it out. I like this new genre of content that's just subscriber specials. That could be like a whole new type of YouTube channel. Like, I do commentary, some people do vlogs, some people can just do subscriber specials. Each time you gain more subscribers, you have to do like a weirder, more guttural sound, where when you hit like a million, you're eventually just like throwing up on camera. Can we get her to 10 subscribers to see what she does next? I'm curious. Like, is she gonna go more the squeal route or more the chokey route? Or switch it up entirely? Okay, this one's called, give me the ball, Papa. Did you make this? Did you make this? No, but I will say, we play Mario Party. We really like Mario Party, and I do recognize this is a game from Mario Party, so it's probably gonna get a 10 out of 10 if it's a good Mario Party meme. Start. Start. Damn. He got balled on by Papa. I feel like whoever sent us this didn't make this video. This video has three million views. Yeah. And their name is Jimmy, and the person who sent me this is named Val. Val, the video gets a 10 out of 10, but I think you get a zero out of 10 because I think you cheated. Anyway, that's enough videos, I would say. Can I give like an award? Can we give an award? Oh, sure. What should the award be called? The Golden LaCroix Award. And that's gonna go to, I already forgot their name, the ones with the TVs and they dropping it and they burning it. Oh, yeah. And I like short, sweet, concise, nice videos. Yeah, that was fun. Okay, so we'll probably do this again sometime. What I'm thinking, because the Twitter thread was really hard to sort through, is that I'm gonna make a thread on my subreddit, which is just r slash Danny Gonzalez. You can submit things on there. This is really hard on Twitter because for some reason it doesn't even let me see all the replies. I can only see like the first 100. Hopefully this way it'll be easier to sort through them. And with that being said, it's time to talk about our sponsor, Audible. I'm sure a lot of you already have a pretty good idea of what Audible is. They're a great service. They're the leading provider of spoken word entertainment and audio books in the world. They've got titles no matter what your interests are. They've got celebrity memoirs, they've got news, they've got business, they've got fiction and nonfiction, whatever you like. But what you might not know is what Audible's doing to help us as we're all stuck at home during this time. 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