 Times are so tough. It's July the month where I sit here and simply wait for Madden to come out So naturally I still need to pay rent It's then to pay bills, and I think what would these stupid morons on YouTube click on what would they click on? Oh, I know this is why I got a girlfriend Click on anything with a girl in it. I sentence you to six months sentence in horny jail. You got me How would you ever say? Monkey milky voluptuous boobies Guys you should have seen what Elle was wearing for this video. She came in here I thought I literally thought I had accidentally pulled up to the strip club in GTA 6 But I said Elle you clothe yourself right now because we respect women on this channel That's not true trust me Would you get those pants by the way just tell me I got them in Spain got them in Spain How much were they My house to be a hundred percent off God we're filming this in his house, and I have pants on so clearly I mean L. Riz. I literally clap your cheeks whenever I want to I literally told him like a week ago that round strike So no you don't did it's actually so true. She's on strike right now. I think she came down to Chlamydia. What the fuck? Today 2k team and then we're gonna play all right now Here's our squad absolute dog shit That's that's the point I was teeing it up You have to remember the viewers have three IQ you may be for Literally has less IQ than you guys This is your squad This is our squad so let's go make it good Go ahead L. You're building the team. You're building the team. I'm not giving you any input Okay a point guard dark matter I'm so ball. I'll give you a little bit of input. I'll give you a little bit of input. That's all not a lot But yes, these are point guards or Lamello the ball brothers. I think Lamello is better. I like Lamello Jimmy Butler you can do Jimmy Butler. Is he a point guard? No, that's an out-of-position card So it's super fucking it's super so hard. I read I want um I want Jimmy Butler Jimmy Butler Position point guard I like that. He's not normally a point guard It's not something a lot of people run, but it'll be interesting. He's a big mismatch. Oh, he's a big dude So if they have a small point guard, dude, that's huge. That's so awesome. That's what I that's what I have Yeah, that's a point guard. He's like he's six five two forty five. It's Matt All right boys, we got our point guard out-of-position Jimmy Butler shooting our next dark matter All right, she works. Have you decided already? Wait, is it George fraud? Yes Yes Brainwashing is working. Yes, Michael Jor fraud never won a real ring. Can I pick Kobe? Holy shit, you can't you can pick whoever you want. I want Kobe. You want that Kobe? You know that Kobe's on the 2k24 cover. Oh, that's awesome. How the fuck did you know that I did wait a minute Guys Ellis sleeping with another man is your choice endgame Kobe Bryant. Yeah My god, you're crap. That is literally one of the best cards in the game right now He's he literally hasn't as a 99 in every single stat. All right endgame Kobe Bryant Let's get it. We've got our shooting guard and he happens to be the best player in the game All right endgame Kobe Bryant point guard is Jimmy Butler. Here's our squad right now Hey, it looks way better than the other fucking people small forward dark matter It was the only two things you'll do for you the rest is up to you run run and I have him Yeah, totally playoffs LeBron James. We'll take it. He's a stud dude So far you've built an absolute squad. Do you want me to shake your hand or Yeah, you don't even know where to go from here now This is what it was like when the first ever neanderthals figured out how to build a fire They built it the first time and they're like, how the fuck did we do that again? And then all of a sudden you've just got out looking at the coaching minutes You don't even have to do dark matter you can you can literally pick wherever you want for whatever position dark matters the best Dark matters the best those are the night and overalls Galaxy oba's are close. I knew that was coming bit on it. Yes. You got the they said you're He is fucking lit about that, you know, he is the honest aunted a kumpo all-star Because it wasn't possible You were trying to buy a player that had already been bought you wanted me to steal him off of someone's team somehow It's not possible. Hey, I'll start Yanis. I like it when my player I figured you'd get a little bit of depth, but yeah, we can just run a starting five Angus you want pangas again? You want bangers pangas banglers boom? Maybe I should pick someone I don't know I've heard you say his name. I have said his name being he's good He's good, right? I feel like it's cheating if I tell you. Is he good? He's good It's my Lord and Savior that is an egregious overpay You just you make you know what you made somebody's day with that That's my fucking that's my boy, you know y'all mean was the first ever black player to make an all-star team Yo starting five's kind of cracked we have to I'm gonna say we have two very meta players got endgame Kobe That's so meta y'all mean is meta crazy insanely good. Yeah, that's in LeBron around dated But I think they can both ball out and Jimmy Butler will be an interesting one I'm excited about that. I think it's got one. I think it's gonna be sick. I love it. Yeah. Oh, how about three more players? That's all we are just sorting by all dark matters. You just pick whoever you want You can search by players names, dude Like if there's a player you're thinking of a few moments later. Who are you? Luca Donchich you want to look at now press why we'll take you down those lists and present number start They look the exact same one is Significantly better. Is that the one you want? Yeah, is that your final decision? Did I get the right one? Endgame Luca. Yeah, I mean interdimensional Lucas is okay, but the endgame cards are actually Endgame Luca Donchich we actually I guess I could move into the one but I'm gonna run with the team you built first So he'll be on the bench. He's basically what you call our sixth man. So I got two more. You got two more in the tank One hour later One eternity later my NBA knowledge is just so small. Yeah, but a lot of these guys are like there's no way you'd know some Do you want bobble? Yeah It's hilarious. He's fucking insanely good. Really? Yes in real life Bobo was so bad that he got waved from his team, but in 2k it helps to be tall They're saying he's better than Giannis What do you want a shiny bull bull or do you want the purple shiny bull bull? I want the shiny the gay pride gay pride bull bull. Yeah, he's gay. Actually. All right So bull bull is the eighth man. I guess technically L's got one more player in the tank for us. Let's see it You shut your eyes and we only scrolled and you didn't like you got five four three two One That So far five four three two one Let's just actually get into on what is he you're taking Antoine? No, he's a bozo is what he is he looks cool The rose That is co-wilder I want him and have you picked the quiet card though because I think there's a bunch of different ones Now I think he'd be cheating if I just took the one that I want quiet Leonard You pick whatever co-wilder that you want fingers cross place. This one's cool. That one's cool. How cool is it? It's crazy that they all look the same, but they really are but honestly like you are you chose the elementos we get it We're gonna go. I didn't pick that one yet. Okay. This is You know exactly what you're doing you can fucking read numbers, you know, he's dog shit. That's the one you want Amethyst kawai kwan somebody have a by now a whopping 1250 poverty We're really breaking the bank. All right, so we won Luka Donchich So he's getting added to the squad and we got fucking amethyst kawai. So we put in kawai here We're gonna put Luka here. It's Yao Ming bro. Yao Ming is gonna be in about the whole game I don't know if that's gonna work. He's gonna get tired out. You don't want another center. Yeah, let's rip it Haven't you talked about demarcus cousins? I think talked about a lot of players I'll talk about Marcus Cousins because that's what Gideon always calls himself. You want to go to Marcus Cousins, okay? Dude, I can't win a bid we can yeah, we out made them out We we own those frauds for a galaxy. Oh ball heroic the Marcus Cousins start his dog shit. It's dog shit But it'll be fun. Let me find we'll be we'll be repping Gideon We gotta do that like the best cards in the game. So I feel like we have some really good cards Okay, Kobe and Luka are some of the best cards. All right final lineup Jimmy Kobe Ron Ron, Giannis Yao, Luka, Kawhi, Bulbul, Demarcus Cousins Dude, sound more excited about it And I play defense she plays offense he plays defense it would be a banger video title if we do that It will be 60 to 8 he plays defense in some offense And she plays offense Steph and clay he's got the splash brothers. Oh my god. He's got that Kawhi that you fucking passed on now He's gonna dick on us. Okay, but I have cold and I have Giannis and I have me and I have Jimmy baller You you are gonna go ball out. You are seriously gonna ball out about to get the controller Oh a foul you're shooting free throws pick up pick a shooter This is tough trying to release it when his hand gets up there. Good luck L Not bad zero percent. It's not crazy. They give you a zero percent chance to make it She's gonna run the pick and roll run it with you out hold LT press LB then hold LT. Yes. Nice work. So oh you got the board Go it ain't like my career. I'll tell you that right now. No, it was a great play Oh, he just stick down. I'm gonna bring you on us. I'm gonna go over it go up Wait, what? Oh my god. He mugged me. Hey, you want defense? Oh good luck. Oh, you're on offense You got it. You got it. You got it. Hey Good shot. Hey great shot L Oh, why would you pass that cuz he's a fraud He's literally so fucking OP. He's so OP. All right to O.L. We got the lead. Oh wait Do you want to play? Yeah, send it. You just play this whole possession. We'll switch off possessions Go for it Honestly what you did was so unorthodox that he just simply could not believe that you would do it But he was flabbergasted. I'm not even kidding like that's what happened. Oh I like that Someone knocked the cleaning ladies were at the house just listening to us fucking In here L. I have good news Bengus they got Bankus bogus not the good one though You get to woman this guy's good. Oh my god. This guy's good. Oh Good shot. Oh, you'll get the board go Yeah, I mean three Well, you've got to defend somebody so I'm just gonna let you know right now that he's gonna do that He's gonna do that the entire game Nice so you pressed a Good bucket. Oh, yeah, there you go. Well, come on. Oh, I missed it I went for the contact. Don't gonna miss it Why are you saying Matt cross like that three times in a row all six of his points Are you all nine of his points? Are you saying Matt over here? Hey, good move L bad pass Yeah, this is it this is a tough one. This is when you this is when you reconsider playing the game I think we're gonna leave this game if I keep handing it to you. We're gonna go down by about 30 You want me to let you I'll let it stay in your hand and you can see just how out of hand it gets Splash. Oh my god. All right, I'm just gonna let you have it I Sell yeah the smoke with me Parker. Oh That's pretty good defense L It's fucked up Wow, how does he make every single one because he doesn't go outside? There are so many people like this in 2k that are sweet way too good That was so far to the left. It's okay. Fuck. He just dude. I can't believe how much people played this game This is fucking insane. All right, we'll see if we can get you know, we can do we can play clutch time online five-minute games Super fast pace with just our starting five. Yo, he's got a fucking cheese lineup. This dude's got a cheese lineup He's got Bowl Bowl Great great work. I Like that shot. Oh, good board. You're so fucking good. That was an assist off the backboard I have so much to live up to right now. Oh Shit, we got to make we got to make defensive sitting Go up go up break it all you you got five four Three whoa, you're carrying y'all. I got scored on you're literally carrying bowl bowl. No way Oh too quick too quick. I tried to get it up so quick It's gonna be hard as we hand off the controllers can be hard to do that to defend in transition Tough that's okay. Yeah, that's gonna be tough. Oh Great defense. Nice. Damn it That's not your garden sign your garden That's okay. I Like the shot bring it home, baby. I think our best Getting in the paint really you really think that For holy shit, why yeah, my girl manager galore. Well, where was that forever ago because I'm a content creator You know, I gotta make it look like it's a competitive game. You just gotta be in shambles Go man, you got me patient here. Oh Mike don't manage me fraud. I know what I'm doing. I went the wrong way. She says my fucking goodness She did as you get dug out. Oh, did you go the wrong way? Oh, did you go the wrong way? Player all right. Oh, you ready to call it. All right. All right, sign us out Your team was solid Kobe was nasty. Yeah, I was nasty. I wish I was better at the game That's all you got to say next time you see this video, I will be better at the game You literally sound like me. That's how I end every wheel of 2k. Anyways, thanks for watching I know that none of you could have picked a better team than I could so Poo-poo balls wiener wiener wiener cock wiener