 Hello. Hello. Hello. It is game night. How y'all doing? How y'all doing come on in have a shound get my Microphone right in front of my facial meat. Hello, Ty. Hello Haley, how y'all doing? Okay, um, it is absolutely fucking storming here. So in case anything happens And I disappear Hang on. Let me change the okay. Hey, John. How you doing? Hey Brad beavers in the house. Oh Sorry, I wasn't as early as I normally am but I was trying to finish up editing one final video And it just just kept going and going and going and going so But we're here we're live it's absolutely storming here if it ends up dropping out I will be back as soon as I possibly can so We got nine peep holes in here I'm gonna set the timer for 15 minutes. We'll get started with the game after that I wanted to run an idea by you So what I want to do is maybe even test it in this stream and once more people getting here I'll reiterate all this But I want to try something Because you guys like when I read the stories at the end of these streams I want to do something along the lines of a campfire story So I will start the story given any kind of prompt. I don't know what I will start the story And then you guys will line by line complete the story with me And then we'll vote on who gets the next line that kind of thing. I think that would be fun for game nights I'm not sure but we can try it Hey, Rafaela. How you doing? I Am doing fantastic. I am doing really good other other than other than the fact that it's storming right now We're live and live. Yes. We are. Yes. We are Are you not hanging around Rafaela? Are you go out you got stuff to do's? Also, if it's loud, of course the air conditioning has to be on because even though it is raining and it's still 89 degrees here Bog all how you doing glad you can make it. I Responded to your email in your emails were responded to Sounds like we're going to read one twisted funny random story. I'm hoping that's the case Brad I'm really hoping and not today. That's fine Rafaela I hope I hope you can come next time or whatever. It's always a pleasure seeing you though Just boggle to carry the campfire story, yeah, it'll be written in code You know boggle it's funny because I was reading your email and there's just so many random J's I Got do you just type J a lot or what is it? Because it's it's not always by the character that you're trying to type It's you know, it's kind of all over the place because the J is by the H the K the you the I the N The M All that but it's all over the place. It can be by the a sometimes You have no idea why hey fair enough you welcome Rafaela Hey Jimmy, how you doing? Maybe it's just her aesthetic. I'm sure it is but it's just random J's It's just it's it's interesting to me and I like to you know because like predictive text will usually be like yo You're done fucked up and boggle is just like I you're not the boss of me Damn auto Damn auto predict is like respect my turn and boggle is like no your mom's a whore I also just love once again once again, I just love the fact that your name is boggle queen and Reading some of your messages your comments and stuff is literally like playing a game of boggle. It's amazing It's so on point. It's serendipitous all that it's a synchronic synchronicity all that stuff. I love it Hey, Brian, how you doing a boggle like Joe jits? anyways But I'm glad that the dude who ran over your mailbox Did the right thing? I'm glad that he came back and took care of all of that because Yeah, we like you said you just don't see that often. Hey Derek also mind boggling. Yes But I'm always I'm always hyped for the next boggled up drop. I'm always hyped for it So definitely comment as much as possible. We love you boggle We love you and for those of you who don't know that are tuning in after this because I'm leaving these game nights up Boggle we love her to death and we pick on her constantly, but we would do anything for her. I promise All good. Hope you are too. I'm doing great, Brian I'm doing fantastic though. The storm just stopped and and and my AC just went off So it is it is it's good. Good. Uh Whoo, I have been talking non-stop since I got on here, but I guess that's the point of doing these live streams I'm my jaw is already like dude slow the down Slow it on up that play a play We will be starting in about six minutes or more Definitely more we're starting in about ten minutes. I'm paying attention to my timer Why is this heart sitting over here go away heart? I Can't read like the is it if boggle could Did you purposely leave the L the E offer name if boggle could juggle oh Lord Here we go if boggle could juggle while jogging would that be a boggle joggle jungle juggle juggle not jungle All right, if boggle could jugg. If boggle could juggle while jogging would that be a boggle joggle juggle? Did I did it one more one more time? That heart is on yours, too. It must be something new okay, so if boggle could juggle while jogging would that be a boggle joggle juggle boom Play the game I Almost read the boggle. I almost read that as jalapeno. Oh We got a new we got a new boggle New boggle just dropped Love you. Good you guys It's it be thunderstorm me it be a thunderstorm me here as well awesome. We're playing incoherent again I already have the cards out Brad leaving the e-off is killing me. That's cuz I'm e Hey Jake, how you doing brother? We were playing incoherent once again, and then we are gonna work on this campfire story idea that I have We'll play an hour of Incoherent and then for those of you just joining us my idea is this I start off with a prompt and I'd be like, okay, the story starts off once upon a time in Toledo Once upon a time in Toledo Whatever happens, you know, I will start something and then each and every one of you will Put the next part of the story and whichever part of the story is Best whichever person's comment is the best we will continue on and then at the end of everything I will compile it all together and then read it all in one go Yeah Did you did you see my response to your comment boggle? I knew about Toledo. I had heard of Toledo I just didn't realize it was in Ohio for some odd reason. I thought it was like Kansas or Kentucky or one of those k K places. Hey Zeeley, how you doing? See here. Um It doesn't matter Haley. It can be funny. It can be serious. It could be whatever it does sound fun It sounds like a lot of fun Guys what is up zoop? Hello. Is that Sadie or Shade which which one and a good evening to you too welcome in I Could just eat Doritos truth truth I could I could I could completely just my entire diet Shade. Okay. Oh shade. It's wait a second Okay, just one one for Shade two for shade. I Want to make sure I get your name right One gotcha Shade not nice to see you welcome in we are gonna be playing incoherent I already have it all out if you're not aware of how it goes. I hold up a card We I believe we played this one before so it's no big deal. I hold up a card like this right here. Okay? And it's just gibberish right gunk. No troll, but you're going to sound it out yourself and figure out what it's trying to say and It does in fact say gun control and then the answer is back here so if That's that's that's the whole gist of the game and if you already knew how to play it my apologies Hello, hello. Hello. Come on in. Let's play a game. We've got a couple more minutes before we get started If also, we are back on that prizes bullshit We are back doing prizes what is going to happen is You are going to receive one book that you know about and then three or four that you have no idea about and yes This is international as well. It doesn't matter where you are in the world I'm gonna send you to stuff So one of the books that you're going to get tonight is a double that I have it is Stephen King's The Shining and this Oddly enough is a movie tie-in cover. It says up here that it is now a movie and I will throw in several other doubles I could I'll talk to you in email once I get once I get the winners But basically, it's an easy way for me to get rid of some books and to make sure that they go to people who would actually enjoy them So I might do a Stephen King box I might do a Dean Coons box because I have doubles of a lot of stuff. Oh Mysterious is correct. Yes, Jake is back. Welcome back. Guess who's back I'm not gonna do that to y'all. No, I'm far too far too white to be doing that shit And then it's white so the fuck anyways moving on these backwood cigars don't burn right or something What kind of tobacco you got in there you got that wacky tobacco? Yeah That is because I love right boy. Look at me. Look in a swole as a motherfucker boy He he doing that business ain't he look I got some abs work. No, I'm kidding. That's just fat rolls Buff AF I'm trying. I'm trying. I have been patiently awaiting payment for a short story. That was accepted back in February And I was under the impression that day would be the day payment would be rendered I have a lot of history in this kind of thing So if you want to shoot me an email by the way, if you guys have the old Edward Lorne email that shit is dead dying gone So we need to start using if you're gonna email me email me at church of the chair at gmail.com Com not come you filthy even heathens heathens your heathens with a V Jazz cigarettes, ooh, I like a good jazz cigarette No wacky-de-backy burns. Just fine. Did what depends it depends if it's not been dried enough No, just regular gotcha Okay, oh also how the winners are gonna go is it's only like the first couple ones All right, so like the first three people are going to get a box from me So the first three number one answers Are gonna get that box and then we're just gonna keep on playing like normal. I have it set to live chat So also if we have a situation as always we play fair here If we have a situation where someone says that they were ahead of someone else We're gonna take not a vote, but we're going to ask you guys and you guys will tell us what shows up on your screen If I get an overwhelming Report that so-and-so did in fact come before on the on the thing then I will definitely award that person I'm thinking it's gonna be three books each because I can fit three books into a priority mailbox Uh, so yeah, I'm gonna need I'm going to need the first 17 e You do you lazy you do you Doesn't mean you're gonna win anything I'm always first to answer just ask me. I'll swear by it Whoever bribes me the most I'll say they show up first quit stop stop it Get some help Anyways, I got some really cool stuff for these first three boxes So I've been going through trying to clear this place out I went out. Well, you guys remember the second and Charles book haul when I traded in like 40 some odd books And I only got like maybe 60 dollars. I think anyways, um, that's not even a dollar. No, it is a little more than a dollar piece I'm sorry. It's not the other way around. It wasn't 60 books for anyways, but you get what I'm saying Um, I did that and I'm like and then those books are probably just gonna sit there on the shelf Why not just go ahead and send these books out to other people sue them and get even more money Jake? It's My vote is for sale to y'all stop just for fun. You should throw a boat Who knows that Joker might end up in someone's box Definitely I'm the autistic. That's basically allergic to lying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I my my kids are like that, too It's just it it helps. Don't get me wrong because you always know whether or not they're lying Chris has tried to lie twice in his entire life and it went horribly on his part He didn't get in trouble, but you could tell he was trying to formulate and he just finally gave up and goes No, I did it Couldn't the poor dude couldn't even lie to get out of trouble to save himself He just finally it just clicked. He was like, no, I can't no and and Dan just never not much Yeah, uh, we had one here called trading books zoop and it was amazing. It was really good You had to you had to pay the tax for for whatever books you bought so you still had to pay them something And it's funny because you know, you're not getting charged tax tax on something that's free You get where I'm going with that Uh, if you're not actually selling something you're just trading It's a it's a handoff But I let her earn her money because the books were hella cheap anyways and she gave really good credit for things Uh, she would actually do her she would actually do her research and find out how much something was worth And pretty much give you almost all of it And all of her books, which is a really cool idea all of her books were either half Or a quarter of the cost of the original price of the book So if your book was five dollars, it could be 250 or it could be a dollar and some change. I'm not good with man but anyways Uh I can't lie either. I hate it my hope. Why do you hate it? That's a good thing I mean, yes, you could be like ended like Jim Carrey and liar liar, but hell It's uh, how is ash ash? He's fine after the whole the the explosive Diarrhea incident, but ash is ash is fine. Um, I I was Shaking in my boots for him, but he's fine there um Oh, I hate okay. Yeah. Well, yeah, well, you don't have to do it. I think brad and bow huntley would get along great Yeah, generally it doesn't work. Yeah, I got you. Okay Um, let's see here. What did john say? I forgot the whole sales tax thing you have in us. It's so odd We're what can I say about this place? We're just here. We're just existing And I just hope That one day we pull our heads out our eyes is I don't know I have no control. I'm not a politician I'm not anybody that can help anything So I will just try to continue to spread the love peace and joy and all that nonsense Uh, have you read the idea that writing is lying? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a liars club I mean, that's what we call ourselves in well like I'll talk to other authors And it'll just be like isn't it cool that we just get to lie to people for a living? Like, you know, most people get in trouble for lying and our entire job is to just make up shit. I love it Um, but steven king was actually a part of what was called the liars club for a while It was a sue grafting. It was uh, not gray gray giles, too. But um, uh, what's the guy that wrote the client john grisham Numerous other people and they called themselves. Uh, the lady who wrote a joy luck club She was part of it, too. It was like this whole little tight knit Author community. There was a bunch of people though. Hey, tony. How you doing? But uh, they called themselves the liars club Um, and to this day amy tan. Thank you zeely To this day, I still think that's where you got the losers club from Because it was back around that time that all that peter straw all these authors would hang out and you know go Whatever they be in conventions or whatever it might be And they called themselves a liars club I think it's actually mentioned in on writing I'm pretty sure but I could be wrong Yo, yo, yo, what's up lee? All right. It is time to get going Get them fingies ready Uh, but in fiction, it's like Acceptable lies. Yeah, definitely definitely it exactly. It's just like magic That that's why steven kings, you know books are a uniquely portable kind of magic It's it's the same thing. You know, you're being like it's like wrestling You know, you're being lied to you know, you're watching or consuming something that's fake But you still you're still entertained And I got a whole I'm not even going to get onto the the topic of let fiction be fiction No matter how wild a book gets just go along for the ride. Trust me. You'll be much happier I'm not even going to go into that but I plan on doing a video at some point in time talking about it Because it just okay. Here here's here's my argument for let fiction be fiction And I said this on twitter and I think even jake and other people had had reasoning for it Why maybe not jake. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else but um in the What is it superman? Two when superman flies around the world reverses time. You know what I'm talking about Um, and how impossible that is and how many people complained and some say ruined the movie and so on and so forth We are talking about an alien individual who gets his power from the sun who can fly shoot lasers out of his eyes and Breathe cold breath and freeze people and see through walls and all that stuff But the breaking of physics is something you have a problem with There's a lot to be said about that and I'll talk more about it later But not later tonight, but in another video But I really want to start a movement. Let fiction be Fiction and one of the targets I have for this is people who call anything supernatural a cop out So anyways, but of course everybody has their own preferences I just want to push more because we're getting farther and farther away from the wild type of shit And what I mean by that is big trouble in little china a bunch of other movies that are just absolutely off the wall That shit crazy that people love and adore But we don't have those kinds of movies anymore the the closest thing that we have to that is The superhero movies that's the closest thing we have to But anyways, let's jump in here get your fingies ready If you guys want to talk about this more when we're done We can do that too, but let's jump into this because I only have until about 6 37 o'clock and I want to start the uh um The the campfire story too. I had a conversation with someone that said the little man Maybe it was unrealistic, but an actual mermaid gave them no pause for thought Exactly that's my point People are taking things way too fucking seriously and especially in fiction. There are real problems going on Let's bring fiction back to the escapism where we're happy if it's something that couldn't exist, right? Yeah, who's to say that the world in superman is exactly Perfect point. It looks like ours sure, but we don't have a metropolis. There is no metropolis. There is no Gotham We have like the twinners of those, but we don't have those towns. So it might not even be our earth They do make more off the off the wall ending that they do you're right exactly. Um Or sorry to bob you was so good and so was everywhere Everything everywhere all at once. So that's what I'm talking about though. A24 is doing that not everyone is doing that Mandy was probably the last movie I watched that felt weird like big exactly exactly Exactly. Um fiction just needs to be entertained right bo is afraid. Um I can believe an alien duck named Howard being transported in 1980s Cleveland, but I refuse to believe Beverly That's a quacking duck first Oh, I'm so glad we're on the same page here Wolf blitzer does appear in one of zaks night of dc movies So that one takes place in our world Either that or alternate universe wolf blitz Fair enough. Let's go. Let's go fingy's ready or else. We're gonna be here all night talking about that Which would be a fun discussion. So maybe we'll do a live stream next Saturday or something and it'll be that That's all we talk about. Um, it's silly to complain that it isn't realistic because that's the whole point of a story Right. Can you imagine back in the day? How quickly we would have stopped telling stories if we could only tell factual stories or stories that could happen Can you imagine how it would have just stopped everything in its tracks? Like we we wouldn't I could talk about this for hours Howard the duck is george. I actually He's only the producer william hayek. I know you probably know this but I honestly agree with that Howard the duck is the best thing george lucas was ever a part of That yeah, exactly exactly jake exactly creativity and storytelling. Um an important part of being a human exactly Oh lord, we didn't drop down to 17 people to 13. They're like this Mega motherfucker won't shut the fuck up and get on with the game. All right. Here we go in three two one Buya kasha I just read the I just read the the answer It's so on topic. We were just talking about ash Uh, and it wasn't even the I didn't I didn't stage this because I already showed one card. So it was a Boy, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up new boggle. Just the green apples It blows the dog What the fuck already? Okay, uh, jake, uh, jake is first Oh my god Oh, I need to write something. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I'm dead. I'm I'm dead and dying I need to write this down. I need to write down who's who's got first I only have to do it with three. I blows her I got uh, yeah, I got I got jake first. I think jake pretty much. Yeah, he I'm sorry. I'm still still laughing at Derek's comment. Oh my stomach hurts my stomach hurts Uh, we all knew jake was gonna win something. We all knew jake was gonna win something I have wet hands now too I just got back because my phone. I'm sorry lazy Wait a second boggle. What are you doing that? Never mind probably washing dishes or something Uh Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure it was it was a while before for me anyways It was a while before brad popped up Still cooking. I thought you said you were gonna get your stuff done before I'm kidding boggle Go do what you got to do for your family let me Oh, yeah, it made me Derek made me laugh so hard. I started sweating like I had so much effort It was like an exercise I'm closer to Yeah, rip leggings. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she she threw him away too. All right. Here we go Uh, all right All right, this one this one isn't salacious at all And if you don't know what I mean by that the red banner cards Right here are supposed to be naughty Um, they're supposed to be salacious or adult oriented. This one isn't adult oriented, but plenty of adults worry about it. So boom Rip leggings I've ripped plenty of leggings in my time Trying to get them off Where did your mind go? Well, it looks like jake got this this one again We got brad definitely. Okay, so brad you getting a box jake is getting a box Cool. Cool. Cool. Also jake and brad and whoever else wins. I will talk to you about certain things Uh, so that you don't get doubles I wins a mystery box. Yes, you do I also just want to start like awarding random as like not doing giveaways, but get awarding random Commenters now that my checks are restarting. I can do these things, but uh Yes, yes. Well done everybody The mystery box I'm gonna even put that on there mystery box Yay So I'll I'm gonna try my best to make sure that I don't get you guys doubles Uh, what you already have but if we do anyways Then because I'll probably ask you. Hey, do you have any books by this author that kind of thing? Um, and if you do great if you don't you know, um Mr. Ease box of wonders. Yes. Yes. Yes I would love to start some kind of subscription service But I don't buy into subscription services and I'm not going to do anything that I don't That that I don't do myself. So definitely not going to go down that route What's in the box? What's in the box? He's one. He's one brad pit. He's one John doe is one Y'all ready? Y'all ready? This is the last chance to win a box Whoever already won one cannot win again. They can play of course, but they can't win again So we got jake and we got brad for mystery boxes Uh, you'll have to do unboxings on please do please do. I think that would be cool That doesn't have to be anything fancy, but please show us Yeah, you should answer. Yeah, you just can't win. It'll be like if you and brad get first and second again Whoever's third will get the box Guys Yeah, it's all been guys. What are you talking about? Yeah, morgan freeman is so old that in 1995 he was playing a man retiring Uh You do you do brad you and jake need to do that. All right, fingy's ready fingy's ready whoever comes in after well If someone gets it first you you get you get how it goes jake and brad can't win again So this one in three two one Boom shalaka. I like this one. I'll be carl weathers to you can be oh, yeah Oh man, all I hear is crickets Oh hayley Oh hayley Hayley, we got a package going to the uk y'all for jake Buggle that is not the correct answer Yes, hayley was right. It is flying solo fully high yanks Fully yanks safe third Hey, wait, wait, wait fully fully yanked safe dirt Full high yank low Yeah, that's how I mean you got to get all the way up and then all You son of a bitch fully yanked fully fully yanked uh Man, I got the I got the fog machine over here heated up and everything Anyways, y'all need to email me at church of the chair at gmail.com and send me all his addresses Hayley same for you. Well, you know that because you just won That card seemed pretty salacious anyway flying solo Everybody's like yanked. I mean, obviously we know what you're doing solo. Yes Oh Yes, very cool. Very cool. And I think I know exactly when I'm sending you hayley But jake Jake you are the prized winner of this one since you got the first answer You were the first and then Oh, there is viking. Let me turn this back on. I literally just turned off the fog machine I haven't done fog yet, but I literally just turned it off Guess who forgot about game night. I I summoned viking I didn't even realize it till just now Literally, you can ask everybody in chat now that you wouldn't believe me I literally said I literally brought up viking and then you were summoned Did did you did your butt itch? Thank you, nick Thank you, nick uh nick here to tell you Tell the that you are all great and amazing Thank you, nick Love you, brother. I really do. Thank you so much Yeah, you're fine. You ain't missed much other than the prizes. I'm sorry That was terrible. It's like you ain't missed much other than the prizes Uh Yes, so I'm gonna be causes a headache. I can attest you you rock, nick Thanks for the 999 brother. I really appreciate it Yeah, we have prizes tonight jake won this i'm doing mystery boxes mr. E boxes get it get it Get it. Yeah, you're smart, dude. What the fuck am I saying? Anyways I guess I got it. Don't you have like several copies. I what do I remember or was it salem's lot you posted multiple copies of Clever it wasn't my idea trust me. It was not my idea uh Don't summon too much summon in moderation Uh like seven or eight. Yeah, I thought so that's what I thought I got numerous copies. I got the uh the limited I got the first Yeah, I don't know the fog machine's gonna be crack a lacking tonight. I smell I smell ooh I smell naughtiness. Hopefully it's just burning off Right at the start. I don't know but I will definitely keep a keep a nose out for it I have three copies of revival and four copies of dr. Sleep in the outsider I really want noodles now in between his t-shirt and nick's name We've been so broke lately that I have eaten so much ramen. I love ramen. Anyways, don't get me wrong But like two meals a day. My sodium is the root of roof That just kidding. I use low sodium chicken broth to make mine I got a first edition third printing of the shining But not a paperback tie in cool. Cool Um, if I find you another one brad We'll work something out because I find these all the time I'd love to have a first edition. What what is it the r 74? I can't remember what's in it's something in like the margin Uh, that's the uh, yeah The silver paperback edition that is shining with the faceless head is my favorite. That's a good one my favorite, uh copy probably well other than That's the hardcover. It's a hardcover cover for pet cemetery is absolutely amazing and the first edition paperback has the same cover But i'm really partial to the black salem slot cover with the face and the drop of blood I think that is an amazing Amazing one. Yeah first ain't cheap. You're absolutely right. I got mine for four dollars at a uh at a yard sale though I got extremely lucky there's some fall all right Fingy's ready. Here we go. We got to stop this by six and then we're gonna do the we're gonna try the campfire thing god damn Pet cemetery hardcover is the best steven king cover changed my mind. Bet you can't I got you fam Oh, I got you. I got you hold up hold up. I got you I got you who knows what i'm pulling out. Who knows what i'm pulling out? Who knows what i'm pulling out? Take guesses take guesses Well, I'll take several guesses What am I pulling out? Yeah, Nick Nick Nick Nick's balling Nope that is the best The best boom That's that's my that's my favorite anyways. That's my favorite But yes the the copy the uk version of it is my favorite cover for that Dear favorite steven king in general cool White it not You're close though. You're close But thank you again. Thank you so much nick. I appreciate you. You're amazing. Thank you for the 20 bucks and you you Of course, you know, you don't have to do it, but I appreciate it. All right. Here we go Here we go y'all ready In three two one Oh, yeah I like that. I like that cover of n Viking with the catfish I'm gonna have to give it to brian because it does have the eb on the end catfished not I mean chat bitched What's chat bitching about? What's chat bitching about nothing because y'all are awesome carfish Car carfish The the the phrase has to make sense in cut It's gotta make sense Carfish what the fuck is a carfish or is that something in the uk that I don't need to know I like to think I enunciate thus I don't get oh, okay Okay. Hey douglas. How you doing? It's catfish, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's catfish It's a car fish Y'all ever look into the Face of a catfish that is some weird shit I have I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, I know they have the whiskers, but And let me let me see. I've actually been fishing and caught multiple catfish Yeah, I guess it's kind of long and wild and whatnot, but I don't Uh A car shaped fish or a fish shaped car. It's you know, what it is. I know what a carfish is It's those little christian things with you know, the the fish with jesus in the middle. That's what a carfish is nailed it Nailed it a creature from another world. Yes. My car has gills It is it a summer I was about to say is it It's a sub Hey, what's up tain? How you doing y'all I No matter what you think about the whole ocean gate sub thing Did y'all hear about the subway Sign Did y'all hear about it a car with gills does sound awesome It's like the old batmobile that had gills in it like the adam west one Did you guys hear about the subway sign though like subway eat fresh? Do you guys hear about that? Someone at a subway somewhere. I've only seen a picture of it Someone at subway put on the reader board outside Our subs don't implode They were of course fired But holy shit You can google this it's a real thing that happened. They gotten so much trouble Too soon. Well, I mean, yeah Yeah, they were they were fired. Yeah, they were 100 fired and subway had to release the whole statement on it It's like That is the darkest comedy Uh, I ate a meatball some once in the toilet Also, we were talking about random weird stuff a friend told me that poo knife has gone poo knife Does everybody not know poo knife? who who doesn't know about a poop knife because My grandmother had a poop knife. Well, here's the thing. Um And I will I will die on this hill it's better than dying in a sub but they purposefully went through that knowing that Their lives were on the line all the waivers they signed and everything also I don't care what you say. There's no ethical way to be a billionaire It's impossible Uh, so I have no problem joking about that about them because they put themselves in a stupid position The only person I feel bad for is the 19-year-old because the 19-year-old was forced to go by his father I'm washing my poop knife right now. You have multiple poop knives. Oh, I guess you got to have one while you're washing the other one I Yeah, I'm I don't like small dark places, but I don't it's not like a feeling of crushing No one exactly zoop. No one earns a billion dollars. There's no ethical way to earn a billion dollars and for a point of reference A million seconds is what like 12 days And a billion seconds is 32 years to put that into And I could be a little bit wrong on the numbers, but it's it's huge I the 9-11 stuff gets gets me I don't like that and I've told other people this before I had a friend who was there Uh, did not make it. Um, so the 9-11 stuff hits a little bit harder but At the same time those people were were victims of a terrorist attack They did not sign a waiver. It's like maybe the plane will hit. Maybe the plane won't hit. You know what I mean? So anyways What did boggle say? Oh, yeah, never mind I don't think I want to know what a poop knife is so way back in the day before like high pressure flushing toilets Um, especially in trailers, uh, or in even not outhouses, but uh, like standard plumbing If the poop was too big the poop wouldn't go down into the the The pipe So you'd have to take a poop knife and chop the poop up so that you could flush And get it to actually go down into the system We don't have that problem too much anymore But yeah, my grandmother had a poop knife so Do do do do do I'm sorry Nick. I'm sorry I don't know if I want to know what a poop knife is e a poop knife is I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't even give you a choice I have this problem now mainly due to my diet ever since I started incorporating fiber And that's literally the only real thing. I haven't stopped eating garbage I still eat like garbage, but I take a lot of fiber also. I do a lot of uh nuts berries I do a lot of nuts. How you how you doing boys? Um, I do a lot of nuts do a lot of berries. Uh, I even take a fiber supplement And stuff does not stay in my system and what does come out I think is fire extinguisher rated For girth So Yeah, I don't have any problems in that regard anymore. Everything I eat comes out With great struggle subject next card in three Two number two. No one let's go Thank you, tain. I appreciate it I sound like Elvis not due to my singing voice, but it sounds like I'm having a hard time Jake actually got one wrong. Holy shit online degree. It is good job Like a diner knife when you use it to try and get ketchup out of a glass bottom. No Home lied angry Home lined Fuck off, right? Oh Man Good good shit. Good shit. Get off the poop Never went to college I I gotta wait for it to scroll because I can't see because of this stupid heart Over here. I can't see the comments I'm trying to see if I can turn it off Anyways, never went to college. No wonder Join Join And here was my naive ass Thinking you'd be like, what's a poo knife? No, uh-uh No, I know I know all about a poo knife poop knife. I know exactly I started typing in my laptop closed youtube That's that is weird All right, y'all ready in three two one boom shaka laka I was wondering where you went viking. All of a sudden there was no more viking Last don't know so a poop knife. Does that mean the existence of a poop spoon exists? What about a poop fork? I don't want to know that one I I Yeah, you paid me five dollars, but I don't I don't know It is It is college dropout and since we're on the poop. What is dropping out of the college? That was such a bad joke. Thank you again, nick. Love you, brother Uh a poop gravy, but oh Oh Oh It is 100 college dropout. Good job. Uh Oh, no. Yeah, you made yourself gag Oh, the stuff that came out of ash looked like brown gravy So this poor puppy So yeah, that really got me my You know, I don't have much of a gag reflex, but it almost got me that Poop ladle stop it. Stop it. Oh my god The school lost a big turd that Poop chopsticks. Oh, I mean, I guess in some cultures you'd have to right? It's like It's all we have is the chopstick anyways continue on Fingies ready Fingies I would love to be I've been thinking about this since we started doing poop sword Since we started doing incoherent I wish I could be a fly on the wall of your guys's like rooms wherever you're at while you're doing this while you're trying because playing this in in In a group like in person is so much funnier hearing people like sounded out I do miss that Boomer has it. There's a poop knife factor in people. Wisconsin very well could be boom shaka laka We got a new a new boggle just dropped But let's let's get this one first and then I'll read because it's a it's a doozy Heat and tank with it. No Oh hailey you are on it tonight Good job If you know, you know, am I right? He eat it with it I do I do Oh, I know my neighbor hates me and hearing me cackling for an hour must drive her crazy. That's awesome That's awesome. Yeah, it's hit it and quit it. Good job guys. Good job Where's my bottle? I need I need my baba. Hang on. Oh, I need to give you all a health update too Because to get my uh, I had to do a bunch of testing to get my disability stuff in order and I have uh I have considerable changes to my spine Every disc in my neck is compressed Uh, which is why you see me in the videos Pretty much just like this Because my neck isn't a lot of pain But also I have an osteo fight calcium deposit, which is basically a bone spur In the middle of my back in between my shoulder blades off to the right and The doctor's note said a prominent I don't know if any of you guys are in medicine or know anything about doctors and doctors speak But prominent is fucking massive Uh, like if someone says They have a if a doctor tells you you have a prominent tumor That motherfucker is the size of like a softball. Okay, it's it's big um prominent means Bad things uh in the medical uh world so Um, not only is my lower back screwed up because I have l3 and l4 bulging And you guys know all my surgeries happen at l5 s1 Uh up until 2016 when they did the fusion So I have a cage around that that can't fuck up anymore But I have l4 l5 and then c1 through whatever down here in my back are all compressed And I have bone spurs in the middle of my back So not fun Hey j rod, how you doing? Yay j rod has joined And so yeah viking came in late too Yeah, I once had a prominent cancerous lymph node. I remember you telling me that that prominent. Yeah Prominent is is not good. It's it's large I am so glad have I ever told you I am I I know I have nick, but I am so glad that you are still Here brother. I'm so glad we got a member new member tane. Thank you holy shit Thank you tane. I've never that's a first you are the first you're not my first member But you're the first person to ever join to get a membership Oh, I need to give you if you if you have to cancel it after this it's not going to hurt my feelings But I don't do membership only content. It's just helping to support the channel So if you want to cancel that's fine, but just letting you know There is like one or two videos up there that are members only but I have been thinking about doing Members only and posting the videos as they are without editing them Just to you guys can laugh at me stumbling all over myself I've thought about stuff like that and posting other things that wouldn't do well on the channel over there So, but I appreciate you tane. Thank you so much Thank you. I wasn't trying to chase you off But I just wanted to let you know that you don't really get anything special for being a member. So um Yeah, my yeah, my it's just I have degenerative disc disease. So it's only going to get worse, but I'm here I'm here and I'm happy I once had 128 pound tumor then I got it's like a john erving's the 144 pound divorce. I think it is Um, I used to have a hundred nevermind. I already read that uh Yeah, tane you rock nick all y'all. Thank you so much for the support. It means the world to me Um, let's see here. I want an only fans for you. What are you what am I gonna put on? Oh Hang on We get picks of e in a speedo with book I mean that isn't beyond the realm of possibilities, but I think I would chase off more people than I got No, um, oh, thank you nick. I appreciate that you guys rock. Yeah, you give me the give me the the feel goods Beaver shots And it's just pick pictures of the uh, it's just pictures of the community That's why he's been super chatting damn A round a round of golf claps for for nick A round of golf claps for nick the dam the dam was That was plenty as hell My mom also has a gender to this disease. Uh, I'm known as prominent pee God damn it, Derek Derek dragon that tube steak that prominent pee uh My ex got mad at me because on Sorry What finish finish what you're gonna say. Yeah quality nature picks of beavers. Yeah Uh We've been watching our planet um on netflix Hit send and realized that was meant for someone else. Oh, okay. I got you. I got you well Good luck with the x I guess I mean, I ain't trying to get up in your business. But anyways, all right y'all ready three two one Buya kasha I thought I was texting something it happens this is Yeah, brad. I love that joke. It's one of my favorite jokes John that was I haven't heard that one. I haven't heard that brian brian. Look at you go I never never would have got this one like i'm reading it backward right now and i'm like X was mad due to my phone My debit card was titled n card the n stands for nick Hop on mother hailey Hope palm mug hair I wouldn't have got this one. I promise you brian with my favorite emoji Yeah, it's obama care Ho pee on mother That's a whole different category over on porn hub Mom stuck in the dryer. Whatever will we do? Ho pee on That was that was far funnier than I thought it was gonna be Ho pee on her I love that emoji too. It's my favorite emoji You guys always find the coolest stuff Hang on Yeah, john by the way back to you. I've never heard that one. I travel in strange circles. That's a really good one Remember, uh, was it? Yeah, ho pull my hair. I remember that Ho pee on mother would make a very good movie deep We we had that car before Oh my god, nick Jesus, what's the difference between it? Yeah. Yeah, I know that one. Uh, one of one of my favorite ones is Uh, what's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You guys probably know this one. What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? I don't know how to make an enzyme Uh, alternately You can't hear an enzyme Love that joke. I love it so much. You gotta pay All right, all right another card another card. We are burning through time over here Hey, if being cool was illegal, you'd be a criminal Probably for disturbing the peace Three two one. We got a shot. I wasn't expecting that These are supposed to be salacious, but the last couple haven't been salacious Other than ho peeing on a mother Adam Hey the s sim holy shit Okay, hang on hang on hand when new boggle just dropped Hokey shit box Okay, okay shit box Next on a new episode of hokey shit box It is atheism. Good job guys Holy shit box That's one of my trademark works That it's it's funny. Definitely I vote for hailey. William. She's cool. She's definitely cool shit box sounds like a douchey gentleman It sounds like shit box box. That's what it sounds like hokey shit boxes Hang on is what you should label the mystery boxes I'll put that on the box. That's inside the box. It'll be hokey shit box Get your fingies ready. Get your fingies ready Oh poop box for the poop knife. Yes, definitely I think we I don't know I'm trying to think now. Hayley's got me worried that we've used all these cards We have yeah, because nipple piercing is in here fake boobs Guys, we're out of cards We have used all the cards and I didn't yeah, I remember these. Yeah Yeah, you got me thinking about it. I'm like, yeah, I remember all this I might run to back to avoid shit balls Someone has sent me a bowel movement Yes, oh god. Yes. God damn divine. Oh Let's see if we can find some other cards. I like the salacious ones though Also, we got about 10 more minutes. I need to take a break then we'll come back and do uh You know what we'll do Okay, we haven't we haven't done these we haven't done these We haven't done these All right, we'll do a couple of these um This fog bra, where is it? I must have Hang on. I got to do this right. I got to do this right This fog bra Where is it? I must have Missed it Q csi miami the fog sustains us it does it does It does it does it does my wife and I bought cards against disney that exists Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Yeah, continue with google. Yes. Yes, motherfucker. Come on Hold up cards against disney Come on learn how to hide dude. I think it's off here No Cards against super net ah cards against disney game Hey, there's one called humanity hates trump Uh bears versus babies All right, i'm gonna leave that up All right, i'm gonna leave that page up and I will look over it I'd hope not nick Picks of disney's seven anyways Let's go. I think it would be funny lazy, but anyways, I got you. We we don't want to be divisive Divisive, we don't want to be divisive divisive The anyways three two one buia kasha This one could have been in the salacious category It's more salacious than half of the ones I read 330 No, it is I just don't want to I I agree with you lazy. I agree with you. We're gonna be hearing a lot about him come august anyway, so It is tinder date. You guys are correct. It's tinder date tongue dart hate Boggle they're supposed to make sense It's supposed to make some kind of sense Oh, shit. We're playing. Yes. I'm sorry viking I I kind of I I kind of went really quick like this three two one buia kasha I'm sorry viking. I hope you get some rest brother We're gonna do three more after this And then I'm gonna take a break and we come back There it's a little bit more Haley A little bit more, but you got the first two right Telling a fish to breathe air God damn it Oh god, we boggle, you know, you are perfectly free to pick on all of us, right? You have a get out of jail free card forever. Yes, it is kim kardashian west it is Kim Kardashian west Ew Ew, it's like Kim and no, don't go there. Don't See sometimes I have to stop even myself. I have to stop myself Sometimes what's about to come out of my mouth Is not good Boggled is queen. We stand boggled. Yes. Maybe boggle is a mudskipper Why west and not east I could find no E censorship. Yeah, this time because what I what I was about to say was not Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't even funny now that I think back on it Wine wine north not south The kids are just directions They wanted their kids to have direction so they made them directions. I don't know Sensor e-deprivation three two one blue kasha. Yeah, isn't the kids named northwest or something like that? It is in fact cosmopolitan. Hailey got that shit. Hailey has gotten Hailey Hailey has gotten three Three Cosmob hole it in how the fuck did you get corn cob hole? Dearest boggle You boggle my mind sometimes. I think you mean Because my hole hit up Hey, they are blurry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Okay What did Jayrod say? Oh, okay That was Jayrod that said that is a bad dad. Oh, do you have leds down there? Like do I want to know Jayrod? Do I? I mean, I'm trying not to think of your hole, but when you put it like that, I mean like what is lighting up down there? Y'all, I heard a horror story about a VJJ Then I want to share with y'all real quick. So this lady on tiktok was uh talking about I got two stories actually uh Lady on tiktok was Nurse and they was like tell me your worst nurse story ever And the lady said okay, so I had this 90 year old woman present to the emergency room Um, and she hadn't peed in three weeks. She said herself that she hadn't peed in three weeks So, uh, she went down to look at her lady garden and there was an actual garden in her lady garden and she said hun Why are there leaves and branches coming out of your hoodie? What's it? And the lady said oh my god darling, I forgot about my potato 90 year old woman now So the nurse paused and she goes why Why do you have a potato in there and she goes oh honey at my age You have to do something to keep your uterus from falling out. So I put a potato up there But I forgot about it She put a potato in her hoosie wetsits to keep her uterus from falling out and it had rotted and Sprouted and she couldn't pee because of the pressure And you forget that a a Hey, there's there's women who forget they have I mean it's not a whole fucking potato But forget they have tampons in it is disgusting. Anyone want me chips? I Have another one for you, but I forgot it. So if I remember it, I'll bring it up. Anyway, three two one boom a kasha corn chips three weeks, yeah Yukon or Idaho ain't no tellin. Hopefully it wasn't one of them big baking russets Goddamn brine. You came out the gate. You knew this card, didn't you? Just kidding Thumb hand dull. Okay. Yeah, that's that fits That's a that's a decent point lazy. I'm not gonna lie. That's a decent point It's not the car a delorean the power It is the mandalorian, but the as always the Oh, that's a good one brad anyone know how long to bake a potato in 98.6 degrees. Do you guys hear that? We're getting cooler Do you guys hear this? So over the past like 50 60 years probably longer our temperature our body temperatures are normal body temperatures Have started to decrease and now we're down to like 97.8 Not three weeks. Jayrod said it doesn't take three weeks Jayrod is stuck on the three weeks and I love it Yeah, she baked that potato. All right. Yeah No, jake. I don't know. Uh-uh. All right. Three two one boom a kasha The last one last one I'm trying to hold this still, but I don't hold still very well But not at 90, right? Everybody's so creative Derek nailed it nailed it. I love her. I love her tiktok. It is shark tank. Good job. Good job. Good job Good job. Good job. Good job Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job Um char drunk Carpet dank y'all just I tell you that it's supposed to make sense and y'all just be like hey this makes Humper dink Humper dink Ow Come on back me All right, I'm gonna give y'all some some fog and then I'm gonna go take a break And then when I get back we will continue on hey ishmael