 How many live penises have you seen in your lifetime? Honestly, I think I've just seen my dad's when I was a kid. That's it? That's your only no locker room situation? I don't play sports. Vagina actually means sheath. It's a Latin word that means sheath. And when you translate- All right, a sword is a machine. And I feel that it's very demeaning. It's a mass misrepresentation of all that I do. Because it's- I create life. I don't just store your shit. No, but it's just for storing the penis. Penises is boring to me. It's like, penis is like a dick with glasses. It's like the nerdy version of a dick. I'm sitting here with Atheon, who I have been a fan of for a long time. And it's a thing. Back when I used to watch your spoof videos and you had the show on Fox, I was always like, I dream one day I will get to sit down and talk with him about sex. And so today that dream is coming true. And I'm just, I'm incredibly excited. I'm actually flattered that that was your first thought. It's like, yo, parodies, funny TV show videos. I want to talk to him about sex. I feel like all dudes go through a slut phase. Did you go through that? Are you still in that? Woo, it's hot in here. What is going on? Woo, my makeup is running. I don't even have none on. Like I enjoy eating. I enjoy sex. Like it's really that simple. But eating you have to do three times a day. Yeah, it's not like that. For me, it's more so I'll just get the urge and you know, you start thinking about somebody and then I look. Or sometimes it's just, you know what? I just need my dick size. Yeah. So I don't, I said, yeah, like I know. I don't, but yeah. So who in my rotation can I, do I feel like tolerating tonight? The thing about me is I'm so brutally honest. And it's not just that I'll be like, hey, I just want to fuck you. But I will make it clear, very clear that I'm interested in you. Like I'm physically attracted to you. I want to get to know you. But yeah, I don't do the, hey, I got a project I want to meet with you about. But the problem with that is ladies. Ladies are naturally relationship built. There's a relationship button that you can push in a woman. I feel like even when women hear, oh no, he's interested in me, but he's also dating, they really hear, oh, he's interested in me. He's dating other women, but he just hasn't had me yet. Yeah. So I'm going to change all that shit up. Yeah. And then, you know, I've gone through several bouts of, hey, I told you what it was up front. Now all of a sudden you caught feelings and you want to lock me down and I'm not ready to be locked down. From one woman to the next, is sex really that different? The actual fit from dick to pussy or penis to vagina, it varies from person to person. But is it any better? It just depends on the woman. Like if she knows how to work the muscles down there, then that can make it a different experience. What really- I started instantly doing clenches, just as you said that. Did you start it? I started instantly being like- She started tightening up. The thing that you can see a big difference in is oral sex. That's when you know, okay, this woman is way different from this one over here. Can you break down how to give fantastic oral sex? I had a few women that have done what I call the continuation. I am so intrigued right now, like- The continuation is they will swallow my nut and keep sucking until I get hard again. Really? And keep going. Like that's professional. That right there, though. Honestly, you gotta watch porn. And the ladies that, I'll give you some names later, but there's a few that just have the technique down. And what you gotta do is you gotta ask your man or the dude that you're fucking with what he likes. They're afraid of asking because asking makes you seem amateur, like you don't know. But on the flip side, why the hell would you know? Yeah, but you gotta treat it like if you're serving somebody some really good food, what do you like? You gotta ask them. So what do you like? How do you wanna serve? How do you wanna wanna play? You wanna do my hand? How do you wanna serve? How can I please you? As opposed to I don't know what to do. Like you gotta approach it- I don't get it. I don't get it. Yeah, and don't be the one who, if you haven't done it or you're not into it. If you're not into it, just don't get yourself in those situations because you're gonna come up like a pro. I wanna know about, so we got the physical down, what connection wise makes good sex different from average ass sex? For me, I'm big on smell, like what your scent is. Scent is very big. Do different vaginas smell different? Yeah. Yeah? Not drastically. If your hygiene is on point, then there should be almost no smell. You know what I mean? But there's a natural pussy smell. But when you're talking about smell of women, you're talking about more like perfume and just other- They don't talk about all of that. Like I'm a weirdo. Like I like the smell of women's armpits. It's kind of a thing for me. So if you have the right mix and the right smell of deodorant with just a hint of like your day was like, we got a little sweat up under the head. You know what I mean? I'm gonna be like- I don't know. Yo. Listen to me. That was a terrible experience. Just things. You gave me one of my favorite sex tips that I now give to other people that I didn't even think about before, which is placement. Okay. So you were saying like the way that you point your feet because, you know, for example, if you have the legs that are on your shoulders and they're just slapping you in the face, like you got to keep that stuff like tight. Don't have the dead foot. Don't have the Take some dance classes. Point to that damn feet. That's just sex as hell. Woman, they got her shit locked. That was a great point, by the way, just now. You are a dancer though. Damn, that's pretty crazy. Yeah. And a martial artist. I don't fuck with me. You did. You worked with me. This is now a quiz on your peen. So I want to know how well you know your own junk, your own equipment. That thing is important for people to know their own anatomy. And it's not boring, Evian. It's fun. Quizzes and anatomy in science can be so much fun. Is he smiling? No, he's not. Looker. Number one. A gland that makes some of the parts of the semen. What is a gland that makes some of the parts of semen? Is it A, an ovary, B, a scrotum, or C, the prostate? Ovary, scrotum, or prostate? Scrotum. No, scrotum makes the actual semen. It's the prostate that gives it the extra lube. A set of coiled tubes that connect to the vast deference. Is that the fallopian tubes? The epididymis or the urethra? What the, who is vast deference? The vast deference is though, it's a muscle. It's kind of like the dude who pushes it. It's a strong part that gives it the projectile. Epidymis or urethra? Urethra. Think your urethra is coiled? No, it's straight. It's the epididymis. So the prostate, where is it exactly? Is it A, at the very tip of the penis? B, inside the body near the beginning of the penis and just below the bladder? Or C, at the very top of the scrotum, right next to the bladder? I would say B or C. That's not how quizzes work. I'm not sure if you've ever done a scantron before. You can't just color in the line. I connect them. You just can't connect the dots on that shit. Yeah, I connect the dots. You gotta pick one. I connect the dots. B. It is B. It's B. Shout out to guessing. If you were to give advice in closing to people out there on how to get a hold of their sex life and have it be a positive, amazing, healthy part of their life, what would you suggest? You gotta be honest about what you like. If you're in a relationship, a lot of people, like Chris Rock said, you meet the representative before you get into the meat of the relationship and then you start to discover that this person never really told you the freaky shit that they into because they didn't want to be judged. Fuck all that. Put your judgment on the table. Put your truth on the table and accept whether or not it's gonna be judged. Icebox it. Yeah, just be honest about what the fuck you like. All I like to do is missionary and I just like to do it doggy style every now and then. Nah, if you like this hang upside down. If you like armpits, that's what you like. You know what I mean? I like armpits. If you like armpits, you like armpits. Fuck your feet. I'll let you know that. Socks and all? Nah, you gotta take the socks off. No? Yeah, you gotta take the socks off. You haven't seen my feet yet though. This might be the best case scenario. This might be the best case scenario. She got finger feet. I do. They're called tingers. Talk about your sex life. Be honest about what you like. Have fun with this shit. If you're not having fun, fuck it. Why are you doing it? If you know damn well your vagina is on the top of the fridge next to the chips and anybody with a stepladder can get it. Stop acting like it's on the highest pedestal in the world. You know what I'm saying? How many sexual partners have you had? You know what? It's more about how many sexual partners have I not had. That's also a great way to word things. Yeah, you know, because it's a spiritual question. Nigga, I ain't telling you more.