 Okay, hi everybody and welcome to my YouTube channel. Now, I know that some of you that have been like subscribed for a while, but you ain't actually seen nothing that I've actually done. Let me introduce myself. My name is Boine Schultz, and I've been living in New York now for like 30 years or something. I don't know. I've been living in New York a long time, man. And so like, hey, what can I say? What do you want from me, man? You want my fucking life story? I'm not gonna tell you that. Oh, wait, no, sorry, I started this. So no, my therapist keeps saying to me, I gotta watch my mouth sometimes. I get a little bit carried away. So I thought I'd introduce you guys, say hi to you guys. Welcome to my YouTube channel and let you know what I'm gonna be doing over the next few months. So I like to read out poetry, and I like to sing songs, and I like to do video game reviews. And so if you ain't never seen nothing that I've done before, then maybe you should just like tune in every so often and see if there's anything that you like. And if you don't like it, then why the fuck are you here in the first place, man? Why the fuck are you here listening to? No, sorry, I got a bit carried away. I gotta rain that in a little bit, because otherwise it's gonna cost me money. And I still haven't paid off the cops from the last time. But you don't need to know about that. So over the course of the next few months, I'm gonna be doing some poems, I might do some songs, and I might do some video game reviews. So just tune in. That's me, Boiney Schultz. Okay, so what are we gonna do tonight? Well, you might not know this, right? But tonight is Boine's night. You know what Boine's night is? It's all about this guy. This guy here. Who's this guy? This is Robert Boine's. He's a poet, or he was a poet. I don't think he's alive no more. I think he was from Queens, or Scotland, or New Zealand, or something like that. He had a weird voice, man. He couldn't talk English proper. But he wrote these poems. And so every year, to celebrate his birthday or something, people read our poems written by this man, Robbie Boine's. Okay, so I love poems. I don't really know this guy too well, but I found one of his poems, and I'm gonna read it out to you. Okay, so this is the poem. It's called Little Timmy. Okay, so Little Timmy went to school, and mastered one to nine. He thought the other kids were cool, and every class divine. He painted shapes in red and blue, and drew in coiffes and bins. And by the time the day was true, he made a hundred friends. I'm pals with Pete, and Mike, and Max. He told his par with pride. But Timmy's folks were anti-vax. And Timmy fucking died. Yeah, yeah, how you like that, huh? You weren't expecting that, huh? You thought you were gonna get some old lovey-dovey, like fucking love poem and shit. Well, I ain't doing that no more. I ain't doing that. I'm sick and tired of people. People taking me for a ride. They come up to me, and they tell me they love me, and they want my bank details. And then when I give them my bank details, they take the money. They take the money, and they go away, and I'm not standing for it no more. And I... What? What? No, I'm telling these fucks that they can't have my fucking money. What? Poems? What you talking about, man? No. Oh. Oh, yeah. I was reading out a poem. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry about that, guys. I'm sorry about that. I thought you were my ex-wife. You know, come back from the fucking dead to steal more of my fucking money. I got a bit carried away. I'm gonna have to sort that out for next time. So anyway, my name's Boini Schultz, and I hope you enjoyed my poem, and I hope you want to subscribe and click like. And if you don't like and subscribe, then what the fuck are you doing on my fucking YouTube channel? Okay, so I'm gonna go and I'm gonna shut this thing off, and then I'm gonna watch a Martin Scorsese flick, and maybe I'll see you later. And I'm gonna do a video game review soon, and maybe I'll try and calm down a little bit. I'll try and calm down. Okay, so thanks for listening, guys. Send in your poems if you want me to read out your poems. I'm Boini Schultz. Good night.