Black Fake History segment intro songs from The Daily Shoah!
Ep 70: "LARP Like An Egyptian"
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EP 71: "Welcome To The Jungle"
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EP 72: "Africa"
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All the old paintings on the tombs,
They look like dune coons,
Don't you know?
They're not so black ohwayoh
No nappy haired gods of the underworld.
The pharaohs playing basketball
And selling bags of seeds and stems.
All the Afro-philes ohwayoh they woke as fuck, posting misspelled memes
Spear chuckers with no culture say
negro negro negro negro
LARP like an Egyptian.
The pavement apes have no roots
So they try to appropriate King Tut
Stealing history (OH AY OH)
Not as easy as grand theft auto
All the black kids never read books,
So you can fill up their empty heads
Afrocentrism, ohwayoh
They're LARPING like an Egyptian.
The nigs with problem glasses say
negro negro negro negro
LARP like an Egyptian.
Welcome to the Jungle
Where we niggaz wuz KANGZ
We had civilizations til
The white man took it away
We were the people who could fly
In Pyramid Spaceships, please
Power up the hydrostatics
Put the nose back on the sphinx
In the Jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Way back when we was
Kkkkk Kangz, Kangz
It's not just make believe
Welcome to the Jungle
We did philosophy
Yo ancestors were still in caves when
We had electricity
And you're lost if you believe
In archeology
Those white devils dug up king tut
And stole his ethnicity
In the Jungle
Welcome to the Jungle
LARP my my my Egyption Dream
I wanna pretend they're me!
We invented everything ahead of you
Peanut butter, traffic lights, open heart surgery too
WHEN WE WUZ KANGZ DOWN IN AFRICA
But then the white man came took civilization away
Pass the gasmasks, I can't breathe!
There's no airbrakes on this refridgerated truck of bunk
And Benny Banneker's Cool Clock
He invented pretending that a timepiece was your invention
It even kinda looked like a bomb,
The Patent Office ignored us in our day
