 Today is the first game of the NBA playoffs, which means this is the second to last episode of the season Our record is four and four don't obviously it's not the best record We've ever had but I have assembled an amazing team So I feel like we can really pull off some big wins in these next four games I'm also finally kind of getting the hang of shooting. So that's been pretty awesome All right, so looking at the cheat sheet worst case scenario I would get a permanent tattoo live on stream best case scenario will be a 24-hour live stream for you guys and in the middle You could pick my hairstyle will do a 12-hour charity stream or L will do my makeup live on stream So lots of good options for you guys taking a look at the team. We've assembled thus far is four Invincibles on the starting lineup Lamello ball coming from a pack after a challenge wheel, which was crazy Michael Jordan was a jackpot on a wheel spin LeBron James Of course our team captain and Shaquille O'Neal our power-up player So it's quite the diversity on how we amass this team. So it's a big game right now boys. We have a 500 record. I'd really like to turn that around two wins today would be amazing moving us to six and four But of course the first thing we got to do is our first wheel spin to be honest I'm not super excited about this David Robinson. I'm not super excited. I Have no idea how this is gonna go. Oh boy. All right So AI decides a player. All right, so here's what we're gonna do. There's chat GPT and there's Google Bard They're basically the same thing. So I'm on Google Bard. All I'm gonna do is I'm gonna ask Bard to name me an NBA player Hey Bard, what does Bard say to that? How can I help? Oh, it feels like I have real life friends. This is awesome Tell me about YouTuber MMG Matthew. Whoa. He's got the stats Matthew Maher better known online as MMG is an American Madden football YouTuber who was born on May 4th 1998 in Lansing, Michigan. He graduated from the Witt High School in 2016 and Michigan. What the fuck? Whoa Can you name me an NBA player? My only concern is he's gonna say LeBron James. Bard, can you name an NBA player? Oh my god, wait, he named multiple players. Dude, I'm wearing the Yannis jersey and he names Yannis first So Yannis Yoakich and Bede Luca Curry, so I should be able to pick out of these five then dude I'm not gonna lie. I kind of want Yannis, but Yolkich is the best player in the NBA and he won the ring I feel like I got to go with Yolkich there. I am gonna go with Yolkich Yo, I'm actually gonna bring back the out of position point guard Yolkich because he was a dog dude He was a dog, but we didn't win that game So we never got to keep him some of the Yolkich there Jordan Ron Shaq David Robinson and then off the bench will actually be invincible a mellow So he'll be a really really nice sub in I wanted Yolkich the whole time I just lost that game so I get a chance at redemption right now. Thanks to Bard All right, Yolkich back on the squad. I have chance at redemption for the best player in the NBA Maybe not the best player in 2k, but it is what it is Our challenge is to score five points with our worst player now worst is subjective, right? Because if you look at this team big Georgie is technically my lowest overall But no way big Georgie is my worst player. Big Georgie is actually a glitch player. He's stupid good So I feel like our worst player is either 97 Michael Porter Jr. Or it's 98 overall Blake Griffin Blake Griffin is 6 10 to 50 MPJ is 6 10 to 18 and MPJ is a little bit lower overall I gotta say MPJ is my worst player. Also. I do apologize when you're watching this video I'm in Hawaii. I want to make sure I had a ton of content for you guys to watch still he's starting line-up Damian Lillard play Topsy MPJ Carmelo and Yolkich so he's got he's got a Denver nugget 3 4 5 But he's got MPJ and that's the MPJ that I need to get five points with all right boys. Oh, you know what? I'm gonna do I'm gonna start MPJ. Let's just let LeBron rest cuz you know what guys. I'm kind of dog shit. Oh He's gonna get a bucket with Yolkich to start out here. Dude. I'm kind of dog shit with LeBron anyway, right? Let's get MPJ in right now. Okay. He's aggressively off-balling. Why would you leave Jordan? He's the I was gonna say he's the only guy I know how to shoot with but I absolutely bricks that and he gets two for MPJ All righty. Oh Freebie for David Robinson. We'll take that. Good scream Clay Thompson goes up real strong probably should have been a foul, but we don't ask those questions all the way brah-brah All right, MPJ is in let's see if we can get him those five early or at least he'll be oh Yolkich and oh great defense MJ on clay run at MJ fight find Porter Jr. Oh, no Porter Jr. He's got the board didn't he MPJ on MPJ Let's get this screen. Let's roll up high with it. Oh, we'll shoot that. Yes, sir Nice little mini and we'll green it with MPJ Alan Iverson on Yolkich dishes to Carmelo Back to AI dude. He's kind of got Dude, he's kind of got a Denver Nuggets team team Obviously clay never played but he's got AI mellow Yolkich MPJ. Look at the mismatch here for Yolkich That's just a bucket. There's no way I can defend that Good defense another good defensive possession. I will go back to MPJ who has a pretty big mismatch right now I wonder if I can back in with MPJ here. Oh go up big boy. Yes, sir Alan Iverson is a liability That's four points already for our worst player You know getting the worst player challenge when my team is really good is so much better because there are a lot of times Where I have like literal amethyst on the bench still ooh, that's a good three. Wow Unlucky, but he swatted and I'm out of bounds. Oh darn it. That's okay. That was good defense. Oh He made a nice whoa. All right seven ten. No need to force it to MPJ anymore Since we're already doing so well with that good fine in a shack. Is he bringing a screen here? No No way, let's get it. Let's find a screen find it Get around it go up and Jay Tend to swell first quarter four points for MPJ. I'm picking up the pace in this quarter though Hey Jordan can power his way in oh Shit Good offensive board from Jordan puts up another layup and also misses that and I get a transition take five Sets the screen here looking for mellow. I think you just tried to oop it. Oh up to brawn. Let's go brawn all the way I love LeBron a transition. I might not be able to shoot threes with him with a transition Oh bronze men so solid Great defense great defense. He puts up a pretty tough three not gonna get it to go. We're gonna run this Out to brawn all the way to the rim LeBron I was just speaking so highly of you in transition man Yolk it's John Yolk it's MJ here. Ooh got to his spot and drilled it nice shot. Well, we do have shack on Carmelo Oh I missed with MJ today Nice work. Does he put up a three? He will that did not fall. Uh, uh All right, brawn him transition one v four Oh, that's a shot. He'll hit. Oh shack for three. He can do it Two I told you they'd fall just gotta give me a little time. Nice shot shack and and and for all of you in the comment section That was an icon pass, baby. Yeah, you heard it here first Great spectacular defense On his ass. Oh, Yolk, are you there? No, but shack is oh my god. It's too easy. It's getting out of reach for the nga's. Oh I just realized what that is See so his three letter abbreviation is nga, right? Well, if he's black, he's got the pass Except his gamer tag is cool the champ and in my 25 years of life I have never met a black man named Cole. I also just got an offensive three second violation Not a lot of time on this clock. He puts up a layup That's just the ugliest thing ever but guess what it's gonna leave shack wide open or brawn doesn't matter He misses his Shack is all lit up. I don't know what that takeover is, but I feel like if I run out the hoop and dunk it It's not gonna matter. We're seeping it. MPJ bucket here. Oh good cut great cut Oh guys, holy shit NBA record. Look at the stats. Michael border jr. Has an assist. All right. Well, MPJ's got six I don't got to keep him in anymore I'm gonna get blade griffin five points as well Yeah, sure. Just leave the mellow ball wide open for You can leave wide open for three. I'm dog shit. You know what's crazy is lamella ball is so tall I actually think he can defend this I probably had a three there too Don't need it because we're gonna go to big blade griffin Just out of spite Out of spite i'm gonna get I'm gonna get five points of blade griffin two because he's the only other player that could arguably be my worst player All right, so Blake and lamello are coming in those are the substitutions This is such a weird defense. He's running Another two for Blake That's six for blade griffin Oh, don't let him Shit trap trap trap trap trap shit Shit jump one more time Okay, thank you I just had to make sure you jump twice. I didn't want to score until you jump twice David Robinson good efficiency rating four points two rebounds four assists It's got four assists. Oh Yep fake it go in All right, mj at the top of the key gonna bring the screen here ignore it one more pass lamello. You've got a quick release Everybody's jumping bugs. The only person who has not scored is jordan But he's got five boards and four assists. All right only one who hasn't scored is jordan, right? I'm gonna hit him with that. I'm gonna hit him with the fade the turnaround Oh, okay. Okay. Uh-uh not gonna happen. He's gonna cut to that right wing and try and shoot a three Right. I'm like a book. I need a bucket with mj. Let's cook Let's cook Oh We can get buckets like that. All right jordan on the board. It's not for a challenge wheel I already did my challenge wheel, but I just didn't feel right having no points with mj Oh, we'll get another Back to the line, baby. That would make me quit that right there would make me quit Someone steals the inbound and then shoots two more free throws and I got to sit through all of them Oh, and I'm a hundred percent four five and four. He calls a timeout. Sorry ball sniffered is not your game my friend Oh good play Georgie, it was an egregious foul He drills the clay toms in free throw and the second one as well. Damn If you really want to bucket you just do this Oh, I think I just threw that directly at carmel anthony's face 46 to 31 a healthy 15 point lead. Oh, I had shack for a second. I think I still do You never have them when they shoot it like that yoke itch I like the idea run it shack Run and shack. Oh my god. Shacks. Think you're nuts in his mouth Literally, whoo invincible shacks free throw is way too good. It's actually way too good That's stupid man. Am I shooting a hundred percent free throws on the day? Oh trap trap trap. Let's get it Get the jump ball shit I am mega out of position, but david robinson might now be open for a bucket. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Ugly dude, we are killing it right now. My opponent's not very good, but I'm still proud of how we're playing Wait a minute. Wait a minute The shooting badge or whatever the hell that's going take over out of fucking no, I don't play duke But let's go lebron another three I couldn't shoot to say my life with lebron last game now lebron is just heating up Jordan could say the same Jalen brown wants a three. He's not gonna get it. I'm all over it I knew exactly what he wanted. He airballs it Up to mike Stop and pop. Oh shit I totally thought he was gonna hard close out on the three and I could have a free dunk. Damn it I'm pissed man. I could have had such a sick bucket right there Oh nice play Oh shack takes the ball shack coast to coast shack coast to coast The fuck out of my way. I'm beat You're not the real MVP Wing it wing it. Give me a screen Yup down to david robinson Bucket takeovers are gone, but I don't think that matters. I think we're still gonna cook Shoot some midi with AI A free a free bucket. Yeah, I go to the corner try and shoot that three I knew exactly what you were doing I had my whole cocking balls out about oh what a spin I'm in my bag and it's a louis vatan, baby. I'm in my bag and it's filled with coke Let's go Up to yokich. Come on. I'm gonna do it to you again. You don't want it twice, but you're gonna get it twice You knew what I was doing Why'd you why'd you go down to that? 13 and 11 oh he chucks the lob Bron to jordan 70 to 40 And that's all she wrote. I might get another bucket Oh, I can't wait to see the box score on this game That's 100 percent the best game we play this entire year of will of 2k So I shot one for six on jordan threes, which is so embarrassing for me because I'm usually so much better jordan But I did hit that crazy deep one lebron two for three Shaq drilled his only three our leading scorer was lebron six for eight 15 points. Shaq had 13 jordan 11 yokich had eight david robinson had eight play griffin had six mpj Our challenge wheel had six lamella ball had three on his three pointer germilano buckets Uh, and nobody else had a bucket hito turkle lube bernard king and john never saw the floor All right boys a huge w means we keep Nicola yokich we keep them this time and we completed our challenge wheel Which was to score five points with our worst player? Luckily our worst player was a crazy good player But in stores right now is an interesting pack the dynamic duo's super pack two guaranteed players a guaranteed pink diameter better And most importantly a 27 percent chance slightly better than one in four of a dark matter player So wish me luck gentlemen. All right. We get one pack for the challenge wheel. That's a shake, but is that it? Oh, it's slow. That's a dark matter shake. So we got amethyst player down the middle and 27 coming in clutch our amethyst was jared allen, but our dark matter is the only thing that matters Oh, I really hope it's not a player. We already have that's a fucking kobe. Oh my god. It's an invincible kobe No way No fucking simple kobe and he's a fucking dynamic duo with my shack You pull the dynamic duo card when you pair this player with his duo card both players receive a boost to some of their attributes What so somehow they get a boost when they're both on the court, but like they're already 99 and everything so what are they even getting a boost in his midi gets an upgrade Jesus. All right. Well the new starting lineup has invincible kobe bryant and yokich will be coming off the bench With this wheel spin, I want a power forward or a center badly God, we are so stacked. This is crazy Hey, hey, hey, that'll give me exactly what I want current jackpot any player in the game But they must currently play the game of basketball. So yes, I could go with taco fall, but fuck you guys I'm not doing taco fall anymore. My team is already way too good I recall a game a couple seasons ago where I played this brook lopez and he just dumpstered me He's not very expensive. So I'm sure he's not like the craziest card in the game But I want to try brook lopez at center So the new starting lineup now has brook lopez instead of david robinson He's seven one two eighty two and yeah, he's gotta know I mean he can do everything and then david robinson will come off the bench Dude, that's so crazy too because I was gonna use kobe Like as my team captain next year, but now I just I feel like I can't regardless Oh six assists power forward center either shack or brook lopez Need six assists. He's got ben Simmons jimmy It'll gauskas. Holy fucking cheese lineup dude. I finally think I'm legitimately good enough to beat a lineup like this. Come on taco You thought you were built for this taco, but you're not wait what did ben Simmons just clamp me jimmy with brook lopez on him Get that shit out of here Oh, yeah, I was got a bucket shit big georgie on yow Big georgie gets way out of position big georgie screen. Oh mj2. I like that shot. I like that a lot All right, finally on the board Get that shit out of here. Let's go big georgie Gozel gauskas two and just stops and pops and it goes Taco fall steals the inbounds send the double Hey jump ball, baby Right after it gets up there boom Oh Shoots a contested three won't go Jordan's why would you step into that two points in the first quarter? This is one of the cheesiest lineup I've ever seen and i'm gonna beat it He pulls the starters. This is my opportunity to score a lot of buckets right here for three You gotta love when it fucking glitch lags right then and there Bron for three. I could hit that one. Let's go. I have missed every three with kobe so far I do not have his jumper down at all. That's fine You go ahead and do that. Oh, Yao Ming's not in you can't score anymore Big georgie to the line. I love that free throw. It's too pure big georgie's free throw is just too pure, man It's unmissable Into big georgie How's it feel bringing the screen? Rolling over top of it Pinching down kobe. I can hit it this time. It's all tied up drops the rock Up to shack out to jordan. Don't you dare. You know damn well what he's doing right now Let's make some adjustments of our own yokich point guard la mellow shooting guard Brooke Lopez can come back in and let's give shack a breather. I'm bringing in david robinson Get that shit out of here. Hey yokich do that shit every time Yo, I'll just keep putting bodies in there. We'll follow the fuck out of y'all Works for me ball on line Come on point game. He's trying to cook up here with I literally have no idea who has the ball right now, but that was a trash shot aboard No, that is out on taco fall. Let's see if he rim runs with y'all. That's what I would do He's gonna rim run with ben simmons. Wow yokich is running it. Oh yokich got one Maybe he does Screen on his guy david robinson's got it great work great work Hold the five point lead. Wow. That's a big three Back out to yokich. That is just the easiest two Oh god, that's annoying. I need you right now I could feel that release. I felt that that was not it five seconds. He wants his best shot. It's probably y'all Great defense. Let's go two points in the first quarter 20 in the second quarter his bench is back in. Oh his bench is in but he left in y'all And taco fall go ahead go ahead taco We don't need to we don't need to Best shot available every single time. He's got the mismatch he wants bring him the double Bring him the double He just missed all these good shots And he'll take a two. That's fine dude. He had two separate threes Oh down a shack. That's a bucket Oh, come on on y'all and taco go ahead shoot that turk aloo He look at that and I'll take the dunk. That's why I love Jordan man Jordan's dunk baggage is too clean sat on the screen with y'all Coming over great defense make him earn it ball. I'll lie Indicobi. Oh couldn't get it in damn Nope, this is y'all. It was nuts kanichi. Wah Is that racist? He wants to go y'all LeBron owns you Shanghai Sharks, buddy. You'll be right next to home Charge. Oh, it's a blocking file. Yo, I literally steamrolled in there Another foul MJ to the line beautiful. I'll take that every day of the week, man The points are not too easy to come by right now. This has been a very tough game So go to the free throw line right there. Oh, that's amazing screen from y'all He's looking for y'all on the roll Oh, he did just to the three. He misses it Goes back up with y'all and gets it Got the board of Jordan three Brook Lopez, Brook Lopez, that was a huge board and assist for the three Like massive. Oh, why the fuck are you wide open? He bricks again Into shack Kobe to shack Seven-point lead He's running it deep. Oh my god. How did he get that in? My guard y'all shooting guard taco small forward y'all fucking power forward taco and center y'all I think you need yokich point guard, bro Yo, and the first guy we played gg's pop. I'm a big fan. Hey, what a goat cold. Thank you for playing me my god. You're a stud All right gentlemen now that is Undoubtedly a rage quit that is a real deal earned fourth quarter rage quit That's what we want right there, baby. We get 60 k mt for one player Dude, I'm not gonna lie. Apparently this turk lose like really good I suck with him. I am so bad with this turk lose. I want a different small forward. Yo, there's a lorry marketing small forward Seven foot is that what I just played against that might have been what I was just playing against But I want that that'd be a fire backup. Oh, yeah, that'd be a really good backup small forward He's dirt cheap 16,900 mt glorious lorry marketing. Yeah, I know hero turk lose this that the other thing I'm not very good with him and that's really the only thing that matters So we're gonna put in lorry marketing in two inches taller still got great stats and everything looking good right now Boys looking real good going into the NBA finals. All right boys. I love an episode I hope you guys enjoyed and I'll see you in the next one. Peace