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Ep 17: The manly conservative GOP plan to deal with ISIS and Militant Islamic Terrorism

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Published on Sep 14, 2014

You might be tempted to think that this video is satire or exaggeration BUT IT IS NOT. This represents the clear and obvious plan that EVERY SINGLE CONSERVATIVE knows deep in his heart is the right way to deal with ISIS.

Other conservatives might not be brave enough (OR MANLY ENOUGH) to spell it out the way Zach does with maps and little crayon-colored pictures. But you should rest assured that they are all thinking the same thing. They've said so in the press, and they've said so on the Senate floor: this plan, the plan outlined in this video, is the 100% True Conservative, free from any liberal bias, plan for dealing with Fundamentalist Islamic Radicals, Jihad, and ISIS.

Want to skip past the intro? The plan starts at 0:41 seconds.

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For those of you who have read this far in the description (HI THERE!), the key word for today is: MANLY.

Conservatives have such a gigantic hang-up about looking tough, and sounding tough, and making sure Muslims view us as tough, that literally nothing matters more in conservative foreign policy than whipping out your big dick and pissing all over the place. And bombing things.

You think this video is an exaggeration? Republicans have criticized Obama for not having a plan, but what exactly have conservatives offered?

John McCain: bomb them.
Rand Paul: bomb them.
Ted Cruz: bomb them "back to the Stone Age".
Bill Kristol: "What Could Go Wrong If U.S. Just Bombed ISIS For A While?"

This is literally the only idea they have. So, sure, if you're a liberal, you should feel free to admit that Obama's plan has some flaws, and could definitely go wrong. But before we get on the Republican bandwagon of bashing Obama's strategy, let's make sure we also ask this question: what EXACTLY is the plan that THEY are proposing?

Or is it just "bomb stuff"?


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