 Welcome to The Trivia Show on Johnboy Media. Today's contestant is Ian Hapstar, center fielder for the Cubs and host of your favorite Cubs podcast, The Compound. Hap, how you doing? I'm wonderful, I'm feeling great. I got my buttercream buttercream crock skin on and I'm ready to go. I hope you play how you look, cause holy smokes. What's the saying, look good, feel good, play good? I'm right there. We're about to find out. No, that's why we look like this. All right, the game is three sections. The first section is five questions. You have to recall your own playing days. There's gonna be 10 total questions. If you get seven, Jake and I will be eating squid chips that have been sitting in this plastic bag for about a month plus. First question. You have faced 426 different pitchers in your MLB career, name all of them. Just joking. Which pitcher do you have the most hits and home runs off of? It's the same person? It is the same person. Oh. Oh. Most hits and home runs off of one pitcher. Yes. He either plays for the Reds or the Cardinals, I would say. And if I had to take a guess, it would be because of recent success. Adam Wayne, right? Correct. Adam Wayne, right. Eight hits, four home runs. So you're hoping he resigns within the division? Yes, very much so. I actually, I enjoy facing him not just because I have success, but he is one guy that he's a huge competitor, like really old school competitor. But if you get him, like, if you have a good at bat and get a single, when you jog him by him, he'll give you a, I say be. Oh, okay. Oh, like that. Pro's pro. Very pro. That's the cardinal way is what Cardinals fans are probably saying right now. Yep. When a pitcher gives up a hit and they compliment you, that show. Yeah. That show. Respect. All right. Speaking of show, question number two, one for one, something you were used to this season. You were drafted in the first round out of the University of Cincinnati. Not really baseball school. The first Bearcat to be taken in the first round. Name three other Bearcats that had big league careers. Kevin Euclis, Josh Harrison, Tony Campana. Wow. Wow. Came in hot. We knew you would get, we thought you would get Uke and Harrison, but we thought the third would be Kofax. Yep. Kofax is one too. Could have gone there. And Russ Nixon, let us not forget. Jake's favorite Bearcat. Okay, two for two. Crushing it. Is Sinsey a proud program? You listed those pretty, pretty quick. You know, the nice thing about Sinsey is there's not, I mean, they appreciate the guys who have made it to the big leagues because there's not a lot. Like if you're at Vanderbilt or one of those schools that churns them out every year, you're probably forgetting the back 50 guys who have big league careers. Like when there's only, you know, five or so guys, like it's pretty easy. Do you have like, is there a section of the clubhouse that has, you know, pros and there's like now a picture of you in the hallway somewhere? You know, they just did some redesign on the graphics. There might be a picture of me somewhere. When I was there, it was kind of like Euclis and Harrison were the two guys where it was like, they made it. And when I was there, Josh was having great success in Pittsburgh, hitting like 320 every year. So. Playing every position. Exactly. Jake, what's my question? Two for two. Two for two. Great start. Me again? Yeah. Wow. No, you just did that one. Okay, me. You hit 12 home runs in the 2020 season in what inning did you hit the most? Questions are getting harder. I feel like this is a trick question. 12 home runs in the 2020 season, which inning did I hit the most? I would be pretty confident to say the first inning. Correct. Four first inning home runs, three in the third and two in the fifth. I mean, is that, it's gotta be a good feeling, I guess. A lot of lead off home runs too. Yeah, a few lead off homers and that was always nice to start the game that way. I had a couple of good ones too. A couple of good lead off homers. Is your take there, it's good to start the game with a home run? Officially. Yeah. The hot take would be that starting the game with a home run, but I would like to see our record when I started the game with a home run cause probably not great. I'll pull it up. I've got a guy for that. And our editor has it on the screen right here. Okay. Got a guy. Don't know what it said, but it was there in the audience and I was, Jake, what's the next question? Three for three so far, but now the questions might get harder. Maybe. You've been hit by a pitch nine times in your career. Ouch. Have you been hit with more pitches above 85 miles per hour or below 85 miles per hour? This is a 50-50, huh? Approximately, it's like 47 and a half. 85 is the number? 85, yes. 85 miles per hour. I'm gonna go with below because most of the pitches I get hit with are curveballs to the lower extremities. Wrong. I thought you were gonna say that because you've been hit with some slow pitches, they probably stand out more, but you've been hit with five pitches above 85. Fastest, a 98 mile per hour fastball from AJ Minter. Do you still have beef with him? I don't remember that one. Wow. Take that, Minter. You're 98. Do you remember the 60 mile per hour from Scooter Jeanette? Yes, that was wonderful. It hit me in the right buttocks. Oh, that's perfect. Did Scooter say anything on your way by? Scooter had me O2, I was terrified, and he was throwing this like gross little drop-down thing, and he yanked one O2 and I got hit and I was so I was the happiest person. That's like the best hit by pitch ever. You go striking out against a position player. Okay, I'll just go to first, no problem. Oh, yeah. All right. Well, we finally got you. Three points, one wrong. I would like to know how many of the pitches above 85 were still breaking balls. I won, one was. So you have Chris Beck, 96 mile per hour fastball, McCarthy, you're 89. Scherzer had to be off. Scherzer was 88, so I think that was something off or change or maybe just like a two-seam cutter. Yeah. Oh, and Nick Kingham, hit you with an 87.9 mile per hour something. See, there you go. So it was close. Quick story about the Beck ball. Sure. That was John Lackey, the inning before hit four batters. He had hit four batters in the game, he had three people the inning before, including hitting Jose Abreu for the second time. And I was the next guy up, first guy up in the next inning. So first, I didn't really, I was my first year, I guess, and I didn't really process it, but he threw one inside and I got out of the way and I was kind of like, oh, he's trying to hit me. And so the next one, I just wore it and I had a really nice bottle of wine and a couple dozen golf balls in my locker the next day. So super pro, John Lackey. Yeah, there you go. In your MLB debut, you hit a two run homerun in your fourth at bat off of Carlos Martinez. Who was the runner on second that scored on that homerun? Albert Elmore Jr. Damn it, I thought that would be maybe a tough one. Tico. Correct. A little too soon, but. Looking about that. Good job. John thought he was gonna trip you up on that one. So that's the first round. How many points did he end with, BBD? Four points. Four to five, okay. Four points, okay. In the second round, it's Jeopardy Style. We have five categories for you. You choose a category and then we will ask you two questions from that category. You get two of the categories, four total questions. If you need help, you are allowed to call a current teammate they have to answer on the first ring. Cool. First try. Not first ring. First call. Jake, tell him the categories. The categories are US history, American basketball, movies, famous people. And finally, dogs, blogs, or frogs. Those are the five categories. Yes. Those are the five categories. Can we start with famous people? Yep. Jake, you wanna ask the first question? We didn't make these because eventually, at first it was gonna be us versus you. We changed it. Yeah, we thought we were gonna compete. So I don't know this question. Oh, it shows the camera. Ooh, one of your favorites. Who did Kim Kardashian marry for 72 days? Humphrey, the basketball player. Correct, correct. University of Minnesota, I believe, bounced around the league for a little while. Good job, Ian. Well, you get four questions. If you wanted to roll back famous people, we can, or you can change it up. I'm gonna roll back famous people. The other categories are scaring me. Yeah, yeah, they should. What is Lady Gaga's real first name? Oh, shoot. That was, see, I liked the first one was easier than this one. Yeah. Who's the biggest Lady Gaga fan on the Cubs? Give him a call. I don't, nobody, this is not worth my phone of friends. You don't have a Gaga guy in the Cubs? I don't think we have a Gaga guy. I'm going to, I'm going to take a guess and say Sarah. Correct first letter, but Stephanie. I can see Joe Madden like dressing up as Gaga one day and walking into the clubhouse. So I need, I need to get two more questions for you to eat squid. Yes. Okay. Now the categories remaining are US history, basketball, movies, or dogs, blogs, or frogs. It's one category. It's one category. I think they're going to name something and then you have to say if it's a dog, a blog, or a frog, but maybe not, I don't, we didn't make the category. Producer BBD is shaking his head. The dogs and the blogs and the frogs, because I just wanted to see what the question would be. Me too. To be honest. Okay. Ooh, this is kind of tough. What are a group of frogs called? Like I'm assuming they mean... Wow. You know, what is another group of animal example? Like a herd. Yeah. A group of frogs. A flock. A pool. A pool of frogs. That was my experience when we built my new pool. That is wrong. Wrong. It's an army. An army of frogs. Man. Okay. Wow. Do you want to stick with dogs, blogs, or frogs for your last... I do not. No. I want to go to U.S. History. I'm glad that I was asked a question about frogs today, though. That was not what I was expecting when I came on the show. U.S. History. What is the address of the White House? Your favorite Josh Gabb show was named this. Is that his name? Josh Gabb comedian? Chubby guy. Yeah. It's Pennsylvania Ave. For sure. Yep. Nailed that. Oh, shoot. It's tough. See, this is not... Missing a question like this is hopeful. Right. But this might be a phone of friend, but I have to phone a friend that would know the answer. You don't want to call up a friend, and then also they don't know it. Yeah, now we've found out. And now you've thrown them into... I don't want to make them look bad. Yeah, yeah. Who you thinking? Who's your politics guy? Well, I'm thinking Niko Horner, or Kyle Hendricks is like the go-to smart guy. But I think Niko would answer. Right, that's the risky run here. Don't know exactly what... I'm gonna call Niko and we're gonna ask him. We're gonna really hope... Come on. Niko Horner. Just missed him at Wrigley today too. What if he calls me back immediately before I answer the question? We'll allow it. We'll see how long the filibustering is by you. In between. Almost no rules. He's at Wrigley working out right now, I think. Oh, no. Damn it. Damn it, uh-oh. You should send him, maybe just text him in all caps. Oh my God, call me ASAP. Don't do that. Don't do that. Save that for emergencies. I think it's four digits. Okay, this is where I'm at. Okay. I'm at four digits. Yes. I think it might start with the... I think it's in the 1,000s. Okay. But you know what I have stuck in my head? It's 1060 West Addison because that's Wrigley. 1060, okay. I could give you a hint, but I think it would be too much of a hint. It's such a hint. Do you know what I'm thinking? I think so. It's a baseball term. Okay, then no. Your brain is doing good things. My brain's putting it all together. I'm gonna go, you know what I'm gonna say? I'm gonna say 1,200 Pennsylvania Avenue. 1,200 even Pennsylvania Avenue. I think that's wrong. 1,600. You had all of the... All of your building blocks were getting you very close. When you said the address of the stadium was 1060, I knew you were screwed. Because that's the right number. It was too close. It was too close. I was gonna say it's an unbelievable OPS. Well, okay, yeah. Which gives you a one number. I mean, one two would have been good, too. Yeah, yeah. No. Okay. I'm gonna get the last two questions. How many, we're nine questions deep. How many points does he have? Sitting at five points. And how many is the last question worth? It's your lucky day and today's final question is actually worth two points. Come on. That's insane. Okay, here we go. Final question. The answer is either me or it is Jake. Here's the question. Which one of us lost their virginity to their freshman dorm RA? I think Jake did. That is correct. That is correct. We are eating squid. Yes. That's been in this bag forever. Shanae Moses, I was really scared. Oh, it's smell. Oh, it's soft and it smells. I kind of didn't know it was happening. We just, we just did it. Congratulations on your victory. Oh, the two smell. They smell like squid. I took, pretty terrible. I took way too big of a bite. Okay. This tastes like rubber. That smells like fish. I'd like to know if it tastes fishy. It's more the smell is very pungent. They have been sitting in this studio for well over three weeks. I'm going to do the thing where I hard swallow a bunch of it. Yeah. It just doesn't end. Do you think that this is something that you're going to do every time you do trivia? You're going to have some squid or? No, we're going to rotate. We're going to rotate items. That sucked. That was worse than I thought it was going to be. Well, thank you very much for being on the show happen. Congrats on the victory. We'll keep you near number in the leaderboard. See, after the season ends, who if you rank the best trivia or the worst? I was at seven. Seven. I feel good about that. It's a strong start. All right. Thank you. We'll see you later.