 okay there we are once again the famous Bendix diner as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld show comedians in cars getting coffee. Hasbro-Kyston, Jersey, Route 17 South. I'm headed to meet with William H. Morrill III commercial voiceover specialists and former NFL football quarterback for more wackiness or God knows what we're gonna talk about maybe more madness who know who hell knows who the hell knows website means don't work out 80 plus percent they said don't work out people are people are our people nowadays from a social standpoint these days very dysfunctional no no not just a computer I've met people in bars locally the people are just dysfunctional they don't they don't they don't know how to communicate let me ask one more do you think the recently Donald Trump kind of trip tripped himself and spilled the beans about Russia's involvement in the 2016 election because the Secret Service made a statement yeah but I like I like to you know ask it you don't mean the thing if they got that swing yeah but like I like to feel of it okay all right now I'm done what most people the best when Johnny just don't have a clue today you're beating that subject of death reality is what I'm always talking about and discussing actual reality oh man there you go yes most people like my dad was always right you just can't get through them I guess it was just one of the downfalls of technology you know the whole thing which can destroy your you know well look at look at robots if they have technology I watch it I watch some science documentaries where Japan is actually creating these robots that can actually develop a personality and think for themselves is this the beginning of something very bad will they you can't get through the people can yeah am I like most people do I realize understand and know what's going on yeah yeah artificial intelligence thinking and reasoning for itself will they decide that it is time to destroy humanity going into a big yes is I don't mean to be comical but is Donald Trump similar to our acquaintance Eileen where he keeps on changing his stories she changes she changes the only problem with with Trump making statements is that it's on record and he's the president and I was watching a Western and it was a dance a social gathering where people were actually communicating with one another talking is this much better than the technology we have now with the smartphones socially yes no but it was yeah no no no but I just know I'm not asking you you ask it yeah oh sorry go ahead I'm trying to get through electronics are destroying man no you say I have you say I have a question electronics go electron why are you in a hurry what's wrong with you man I don't want to get to it I want to see the answers quick well it's like if it all right if it's your question it's your question our electronics destroying let's wait our electronics destroying mankind as we know it yeah well now there's also a lot of are there really a negative side effects that I read in these articles about vaccines today yeah because they're frigging spiked there's an oligarch plant to depopulate the poor and depopulate mainstream so-called smartphones severely affect brainwaves activities you would being don't you hold it to your head truly is that addiction isn't it oh no you have to hold it near your head that's the damn sure no no it's got to do with the information when they have to take it away from them a whole bit oh all the psychological years and a whole point there no they showed that it does all this the brainwaves are affected they feed off the electrodes it messes it's caused more teeny suicides youth depression is sky high like never before like it's an addiction electronics calls more much more depression among people electronics and all these artificial crap is going to be our job right to the point we are headed for now yeah I know people personally that are addicted to Facebook no no no I spent all I spent a lot less time on Facebook than you think I hope Twitter I like you didn't you should see you should see the awesome videos and articles on Twitter the political stuff now now when CNN and Chris Cuomo's talking is Twitter incredibly abused by you how much is it well I do agree social media which is the general term is it very addictive to humans went right away into into that no that's yeah no I like I like if I have a story to add to it there's a reason like like the old-fashioned way of meeting people when people get together and they talk yeah well when you meet people when you go out it's like how it's like casino you can do it well they'll what they'll what they'll do is they'll talk about what they call that keyboard like I did with Lou play for the Cosmos when I shoot a burger right I said my member of the story at my dreams of it okay mouth he got five warm-ups I had to quit his hands hurt I said they're warm-up your fucking head yeah like liquid courage keyboard courage you know they have a right yeah but she's very entertaining I mean that's that's all I she loves to entertain me she's all yours yellow teeth in a lot you ever see her teeth they look like like yellow corn nibblets whatever I'll be doing this one day after her after 24 hours in her company see what you attract that's because you sound like man god that's why you attract the finest the finest of the finest no she doesn't mean any harm she just gets I feel so I feel sorry for Karen is a nice young sweet oh no Karen's a great yeah no she's very likable she's been here a long time really you know the guy that does physical fitness seminars he doesn't want any of his clients to know he drives a forklift in a warehouse for 40 years yeah he has a union job he makes real good money he's got a big pension I go why why are you ashamed I don't want I don't want to tarnish my image he's worried about image you know like you do in seminars and you get and you get a lot of money from me if we went to one I yelled from the cop hey ain't you that forklift driving guy and you have untapped potential so you want a warehouse did you wear a where are you tonight I'm on the forklift all right now I know we died we digress a little bit but image like my uncle Phil said when he was electronic engineering work he was a vice president for Westing House he told me prestige is all on the mind your your your version your perception of prestige can be different with the cannon cannon camera things laundry I get images everything look at Patrick right race car driver she's never won anything but she's the most popular there is because she's pretty image yeah think about am I right right now the only am I right you're right now the only thing that was what did you want pretty beautiful look how they made a big thing made her their superstar and you haven't won a damn look at that big promo with Billy Jean King and Bobby Riggs way back when that was he was so much older back then it was not even important it was silly it was not even important they made a big deal out of it I would like to see the number one plate today like a Serena Williams oh she ever see the physique on it she's strong she's too strong for tennis no no just lost Jimmy she's built for better trains she just gave birth not too long besides I'd like to see her play the best man of Rafael Nadal or the other guy that just one bad idea just hey you lose your move I'd love to just see it have him play in Las Vegas in an arena would just be fun it'll be tell them it's important play your best this is not just for fun play your best play hard please but I'd love to see it I would I mean sure others would love to see I mean lucha underground has mixed gender matches but that's choreograph that's professional wrestling but we're talking about Serena Williams against a male champion that would be a fantastic idea somebody I forget who was a pro so she wouldn't last against the best man why not I don't know because women are the weaker sex ad work in his heart but blah blah yeah so let's try it right now Serena Williams is not the average woman let's try to see I think it'll be it'll be interesting it'll be fun I'm not gonna argue about it I think let's do it I normally you know me I don't know see if you were her let's shut up let's get it on if somebody challenged Serena Williams I'm sure she would take him up on you lose nothing be ashamed of you're still great the person you're still great she might not machine not she might not lose by much either it could be by a note my win do she might win we don't know that's why I'm saying let's settle the argument and make it two or three nights in a row that's two out of three what if she what if Serena Williams had an arm wrestling match with her male counter she might beat him watch I cry fix the referees paid off I know I know a power of the thing the judges yet there's a two minute or two second pause make sure you bench press yes yeah like when Ted R. CD set a record for 700 some odd pound bench press it was you mean they were dunking donuts they were empty they were sorrowful painted black they were nothing he's you ever see a big Ted R. CD is powerless now he's just a big big dude and I'm saying Paul you know Paul no Casemire he could even walk probably their bones are you know to see that's the whole thing it takes a power you know how many pro wrestlers try it out for our football not one could make it they walk off so you guys are out of your mind you ever watch the strongest man competitions you I don't know if you notice them but there's something called an atlas stone so huge you know one guy went backwards and he hurt and got severely hurt these guys couldn't cut it off so what does that say well they're not the stamina maybe even the strength of the line they get killed they get pushed out of the way so fast push out of the way even within the first 30 seconds 30 seconds no when the ball snapped you've got one to two seconds they have a media but you haven't you see the size of these these guys stop facing everything muscle mass no it's not they're not they have no definition most of them they can't and sometimes they make fun of defensive football plays I haven't big bellies sometimes some of my linemen Jimmy Big Richie was 425 Joe was 390 something when you get in the huddle they look at me some really ain't nobody coming in my side that's it I love you guys they come out of this dance when I go back they come out and they shove people back so we're talking about seconds no split seconds let the ball stop and they're immediate and they're like there's like it's not even one set of say one quick as I'm since it's with me here I think I'm in the food family it's like simultaneous ball goes out go in it go into they come out of their stance or get snapped boom they hit and no no wrestler to make our team well football is a bone crunching sport I mean come on it's a very tough sport where you better do that and you know kills me how international people build up soccer and make fun of our our football really they say I had it done to me you know you come out and play like I said I've had many soccer players tried out when I used to practice with Kenny move that we were going to the Jets over here 77 78 they used to open up the gym their gyms were right for us and said class and cut classes let them come down and watch us little soccer player way down about 30 35 yards he threw me one okay hit up the chest bam right on his back locked him right down he gets off and he's walking away he goes what are you fucking crazy I should catch the goddamn thing well that's all general idea it's supposed to like catch it no I never saw this real what are you wearing proper gloves that they have now soccer player soccer player doesn't matter all my former where she was hated they come out with a new pair of gloves they'd be ripped during warm-ups Jimmy like neoprene rubber or something scuba diving yeah scuba diving was born during warm-ups I even got these goddamn Billy every time we get gloves you rip them so that's how far after a football guys had welts all over their chest skin was torn right sternum well trying to start all he almost died he got hurt real bad you know he went down he everybody ran out so he was blue you know if you get hit in that in the heart area you can stop the heart late well he went down real hard you saw him go down and you heard Fred wore a sick medallion around his cell neck with a chain it was a little bit sicker than a silver dollar which is hard as a rock when the ball hit him and knocked him over his back it was flying across the gym at birth somebody went to retrieve it and they stood there and everybody wanted over they went it's bent right that's all hard I feel it's it's nobody wanted why when I played baseball guys you don't want to play for his base and I was a short soccer catcher I'd bust your home it hurt what do you think they took wet sponges and put them inside their gloves as it hurt and I had no effort I should tell the guys in the field thanks grounder no step I saw I took no step not a step on my throat you know the first baseball mitt was just a leather work glove I saw I watched the documentary didn't even know they did on their hand the pitching back then didn't you have laces no it didn't it was no you know why you're talking with a late 1800s come on boy gonna split games involved look at bats how they were ball bat masters and composites and graphites and everything else yeah well but the reason why they had no mitt is because they were on the hand the pitching back they also didn't know you know you're all you're right no but they did it hard they also had periods before that were you the club Jimmy and the catcher decided hey my hands are getting messed up man well not really the ball was thrown that hard these pitchers weren't pitchers per se they were lobbers yeah I mean today's even softball comes in 1993 94 miles an hour fastball that's right the professional and they show the women's women's softball turns the first time I ever played softball they whipped that suck fast pitch past pitch pitch and my first swing first pitch deep over the center fielder for a long double I used to somebody taught me how to my mother dated a guy who was with the Minnesota twins he taught me how to throw a knuckle knuckle curve but you know the old the original knuckle ball was like that but then they started doing it I'm good I said I knew I couldn't strike I sure got lonely so white Wilhelm was with the Orioles yeah that's right I had a friend of mine Pete Wilbur one Peter well he's on class triple a farm club of the Yankees always talked about how good his pitching was we were venegas I said yeah you've never faced a hitter like me I don't strike out here blah blah blah we'll go out of our ball I'll beat your vets feel 30 pitchers you won't get one by me so you can see that ball coming in that fact I can't get opposite feel I'm too quick no matter what always a powerful power in it first 29 it was a rainy day first 29 I knocked the crap out of the ball I had my contacts in I'm like oh man women stop I said no let me do it with one eye he got that by me I win I win I said Peter I know that was better I said you will get 30 by me 29 of your 30 you didn't get by me I kind of think I won Peter you know yeah god he didn't say a word yes incredible 29 of 30 and I did it with one eye at my eye have been clear I would get that ball even my parents in this case he doesn't strike out I ground it out flying out of course but I didn't go down swinging connect I did always make contact always make contact always whoa yeah was it a boot power he gave credit to mark mark Belanger was a source of the first baseman Johnson was our second baseman that's that's right that's right Elrod Hendricks and Murray remember these guys Paul Dom Bailer Dom Bailer Don Buford Paul Blair remember it was Elrod Hendricks and Andy Etcher Baron were the two catches Elrod Hendricks and I sat for two hours over here when it was a sheriff really Elrod Hendricks he left the orza and when he retired he became the bullpen coach of the Yankees we sat there in the lobby for two hours well Ken Singleton started with the mess went to the Orioles for a long time and then he went to the Yankees so as he had well I mean I think his career wasn't like extremely Eddie Murray for the Orioles my god yeah my uncle knew new Eddie Murray the only team in history with 420 game winners I was just 420 game winners you think about Eddie Eddie Murray was a great oh yeah but you know what Eddie when they had Eddie Murray and Cal Rip in junior that's like the Miami Dolphins with Dan Marino and he has nobody else good except Dan Marino like like another way to break the marks brothers and maybe at March Mark Dupre and Mark Clayton or whatever he had to great outside I mean I mean the the Orioles did they make it to the World Series but they lost the Pittsburgh we also won an A3 in here too the bottom line is the best don't always win I always remember that the best don't always win because things like oh like a race horse you remember that famous catch by Dwight Clark at the back of the end of against the Cowboys that Joe Montana threw up and went up like that the win it's called the catch from that was not what let's one the other guy this other guy wants Pittsburgh no not this one I'm sorry Rice Jerry Rice no Dwight Clark Dwight Clark he went up in the back it's called a catch whatever Montana was trying to throw the ball out of bounds avoid the sack he under through it that's how Dwight Clark got up Montana said I I wasn't throwing that for a touchdown I was trying to throw the ball on the back of the end fluke fluke lucky you see my point any anybody any champion can lose at any given time history is filled with upsets you take a thoroughbred race horse wins a Kentucky Derby Jimmy what I tell people preakness the only sure thing loses Bellman the only sure thing is just no such thing as a sure thing yeah Oscar Madison said that on the article I never heard that no I did I made that up before the show was on the air that was when he got Felix into gambling and Felix was winning a lot they must have stolen my life I've always said that there's no such thing as Felix got greedy and put let it ride put everything on one horse the whole lock stock and barrel law and he lost no because what happened was Oscar was getting his tips from this retired jockey that was working the horses and his jockey was giving him inside tips on what horse horses look good my buddy Bobby and I down here but he said this is not a sure thing Oscar he looks good but it's not a sure thing so Oscar says Felix don't do it my friend said it's not a sure thing when my friend says it's a sure thing and he goes like this then you bet we had a sure thing Bobby was I down here we spent months months devising the system to the wind not to win a horse race to win the hardest of all try to try effect is we back then Mattel toy not only enough made a horse race handicapping computer back in the early 70s we spent months with formulas and this and that the jockeys used to all live here at the shirt I was a great toy we told what we showed them the formula they went never seen a system like this we tested all paper from the newspaper if we were putting real money all right we would have bet it won six out of 14 try effectors if you win one out of 14 you're in big money this was almost 50% they pay quantity odds well Bobby lost the sheets and we could ever come up with it again you know I used the pendulum one time at the racetrack over over the racing form when Bob the accountant brought me to the track you know it won every time but it but it picked favorites you don't win much money with favorites you know the odds but it but you know they won no I went over here's a racing form right I hold it I go over eat the name of each horse in each race this one no you can't you can't you can't card count when you gambling all the casinos even Jimmy come on man wake up the reality I even did it with slot machines and they were following me around I just cut through telling you don't let them see you do it but it but it's it's it's it's not it's not blatant Jimmy in other words I'm not tampering with the machine don't argue with me they don't argue with you don't let them see at the end of the discussion they'll consider it cheating that's it because they make up they make their own rules don't let them see you do it like for instance Bobby Katz who was math professor Rutgers he card counted blackjack he got banned from three casinos because he stood there too long wait don't let them see you won 300 grand in one casino they threw him out I mean I mean professional card counters and blackjack they but even though it's a talent even though you're using your mind hard to do without with the days five six seven decks what I'm saying is that the deck is not tampered with it's not like poker in the wild west it's they're not marked cars it's a legitimate deck well there's two no it's not a deck it's five six and seven yeah and and the dealer is not helping you and they haven't been that shoe and they're all mixed as hard to count but but just think about it the deal is not helping you win don't my bottom line is don't let them see anything in other words they they kind of want people to win but you can't win too much you mean your argument don't let them see you know that's it don't let them right and and I got news for you just because somebody is in charge that doesn't mean they're always right and they have the right to make them to make the rules I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not compliant with establishment people you know if you want to be in their place you're going to have to be okay you are you doing that I'm trying to win don't let them see you like they argue with me because I know what's I know right from wrong don't again I've said it six times don't let them see they will ban you and you guess what they get away with doing stuff like that don't let them see that's all they just don't let them see you don't believe in making wronging writing wrongs how are you going to write wrong hot shot go to court you can spend all that money on a lawyer the whole bit and fight a casino my friend John Doe is a card counter he's a math wizard they kicked them out they banned you want to do it you're not going to be able to go into court no Bobby Katz could have took it apart but you're not Bobby Katz it's you we're talking about you can't do that you're gonna be able to afford and make things right you're arguing why because in reality you're really not cheating a system you play by the rules you know I don't know how else to get out again I can't get through that's like it's like a corporation has cockamamie rules that the CEO may write well don't get all on that now for the bottom line is you've got to play by and you're saying that they could they could accuse mysticism as being a form of cheating yes or they could confiscate that then what you gotta fight to get that back to confiscate the pendulum yeah it sounds funny if you lose it isn't but it's funny if they have the right to take care of taking a swinging pencil yeah we're divining rods yeah and if they prove that it does work then you're screwed aren't sure you have no case well they I know they're watching it like a hawk thank you I gotta be you know there's too many red flags that pointed to yeah you know get doing they had to be something and she changes that story like Donald Trump then she says he has an important job with the PSC and G 80,000 oh no he don't make it he makes maybe 54 I know she's like Donald Trump am I going to lose my apartment am I going to get back into what my apartment very soon oh yeah it's just this just a goddamn bump in the road I'm going through right now yeah like the food stands I think I think Jackie with her experience she's qualified to get to the bottom of anything you know she has like over 20 years with Diffus right 27 years I was talking it's unnecessary I've been but it's on this I mean look at you you're dealing with your health issue and this happens to you you ever know when you go out hurt people no not you but so fuck you mean malicious being malicious no you never do that if I ever do by mistake I always say I was sorry but you're nice you're generally very nice to everybody well why is the system keep on fucking you like that it's not right it's not it's like it's incredible I mean I took napkins over there because they look clean you know like I have a really good question am I too strong to let the system beat me like a fighter what's your question oh my question is do people use the word love too loosely without really meaning it most people love too loosely without really actually meaning it and they're knowing what it means feels like they lead people on it's what they don't know what it's supposed to be unconditional I mean I mean I mean like you know like you hear about a couple I was married for 50 some odd years and they had their diamond anniversary and I mean these are old-school people that stick it up in other words if there's a will there's a way that's a great thing if they if they can become like my and they probably drink like like my on my right Jimmy they drink like so they're intoxicated throughout the whole marriage Jimmy hi makes everything better okay remember that rule I makes everything better that's why I feel so relaxed yeah it's the edge off don't let anybody tell you different it works and you know it listen when I you know when you're stressed out if you drinks listen if I have one or two craft beer if I have one or two craft beers or I have a glass of a sherry cream sherry you've heard of Taylor wine company for if I have cream sherry and it relaxes me it really works I mean it takes the edge off people you drink too much I said number one how do you know that number two I don't drink and they're not real big bottles you what are their average six pack no I get to know I get it's two beers for a can it's 24 ounce cans oh is that like the big boss the forces that's like the forces or okay more it's Australian for me all boys the tall boys yeah they're 24 ounces a regular can or model beers 12 that's two beers really in one can so if you drank two cans as for that's equivalent to four beers right so what's a big deal about that drinker you're not a drinker no I said no I'm not you're an asshole it's not like you're sucking down Irish whiskey is that you see me stumble no no you're not no you're not a drunk I said I've never seen not you but I've never seen you have these critical I've never seen you have fun you walk around the same goddamn drink all night long oh you're a party type guy you're a lot of fun that didn't Bob used to do that so he'd look cool holding a drink you know well he used to put water in a make-believe was vodka you mean Bobby accountant he used to put water in it so he don't have to spend any money if he was in a bar if you ever met a girl what what's he gonna do if he doesn't want to spend money that's a good question well he used to shut the nightlights off on his mother what is it like to how many watts five watts it's a little 0.5 0.5 watt bulb now you have LEDs which I have now whatever happened I don't know maybe he's dead Bob Maceti his name is Robert Maceti Robert Maceti Maceti yeah Jimmy Madonna's friend from the past the Robert Maceti still alive he had a brother to move to Atlanta outside Atlanta he goes Marietta Georgia because he was in a tech he was a big-time computer tech guy oh he's odd he's odd he you know what I could write a book about him he was a hoarder he was he was yeah he never threw away anything his house was loaded with stacks of brochures magazines everything his wallet had the rubber bands around it he was oh he had a song rubber band man you never liked it you like you like car wash now I'd like the beginning of it stop you're torturing me no but you gotta admit the beginning is a great no I don't have to admit that song sucked Jimmy stop it was horrible why would anybody want to be so happy and sing a song about working at a car wash no Oh, that's what they how come I never see that when I drive by a car wash They look like you're going to the wrong one. They look unhappy And they sing and they sing that song The jacks, yeah jack jacks off Ivan jacking off the Russian the Russian athlete Ivan jacking off, yeah, you know, it's um I was you know, I was telling like look my my recent ex She was my my best friend next to you. She was the female counterpart of you. That's why I hurt so much when your relationship Becomes thus that you are great friends And you could talk about any subject That makes it so much difficult when it ends You know because you know because there are a lot of good like I know another guy He has models Because he's went from musician to fashion designer. So he makes tie-dye clothes. He has models But they're they look great. But what do they sound like when they open their mouths? But I mean I do they have intelligence. Can you hold the conversation? Maybe these don't but some do is beyond but they're not all I mean, I don't know them. I don't know Hey, there there are go-go dancers who are quite smart when you're talking like somebody went up to uh, they go to college Somebody went to yogi bearer Excuse me sir. He got the time and he said do you mean now? He's a funny fuck. Yeah, he was what about the pizza? He says before I couldn't eat it I couldn't eat eight slices. So the question was you how many slices would you like me to cut it in? You want to cut them sir? Would you like this cut before or a slice of this floor? I couldn't eat eight Well, they call those yogiisms, right? Yeah, he was serious. It just came up Spring training. He said I want all you guys to pair pair off and do some free You know who his neighbor was in st. Louis? Joe Garagiola. They weren't in the same neighborhood But would he play ball actually? Yeah, I think cubs. I'm not sure if I think the cubs Yeah, they were both from st. Louis. You know, believe it or not. There are Italians in st. Louis Well, there are Italians in st. Louis. Yeah, you're right about that. Let's go. All right, car wash The girls not showing What's that? Maybe I get her to sing car wash Okay, I just want you to show this. I'm I'm leaving after My meeting with William H. Morrill III commercial voiceover specialist And guess what? Look where the truck driver parks I can't get out. There's my car There's my car All right, finally the guy leaves Finally the guy leaves Incredible This has been a mega lab 21 production