DISCLAIMER: Moonman is a fictional person. This is satire.
This song can be found on the Moonman album Singles: Volume 2. The song was created for Song Fight! (http://www.songfight.org), for the "No Good Can Come of This" fight, but the fightmasters quietly rejected it--a Song Fight! first!
RELEASE DATE: August 20, 2015
PRODUCER: Malcolm Night
ORIGINAL SONG: "Same Love" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert
PERFORMERS: Moonman, Mary Lambert, Macklemore
LYRICS:
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Fuck you
I was born with the soul of a lesbian, damnit
Say what you like about butchy dykes
Any true man can appreciate some sapphic traffic between young women who are pleasing to the eye
As long as they're not feminists
God hates fags, but he never said anything about rugmunchers
KKK
KKK
KKK
Okay
What's up, faggots?
You're about to get fucked in the face by the fucking Moonman, you maggots
When I see a nigger walking down the street, I bag it and tag it
Chain it to the back of a truck and I drag it
Don't ever tell me what to fucking think, bitch
I'll fuck you with a fork up in your pink, bitch
You're tighter than a squinty little chink, bitch
I'll chop you up and drain you down the sink, bitch
You nigger-loving faggot of a cunt
I'm the fucking Moon, I do what I fucking want
That retarded kid in Charleston pulled a funny stunt
But I kill more than nine nigs every time I hunt
These niggers getting uppity is really fucking gay
But I'm the fucking Moon, I'm a million miles away
Cranking out tunes with the KKK
And when I come down I have a fucking field day
And I say
Niggers on the news
No good can come of this
Niggers wearing shoes
No good can come of this
Niggers next door
No good can come of this
Nigger-loving whore
No good can come of this
Niggers on the news, no good can come of this
Niggers wearing shoes, no good can come of this
Niggers next door, no good can come of this
Nigger-loving whore, no good can come of this
A tiny drop of black can make you black
And if you're going down that road you're never turning back
Your babies' babies' babies' babies' babies' babies' babies' babies' babies' babies'
Babies will be still be smoking crack, and that's a fact
Let me give you something to consider
If you are a person, then you're not a fucking nigger
But if you are a nigger, then I have to squeeze the trigger
Animal control is the service I deliver, I'm a giver
But I shiver when I take a look around
And I see a sea of ugly yellow black and brown
A donkey-fucking camel jockey had the nerve to move to town
So now, I'm packing bacon and I'm taking that sandnigger down
And don't even get me started on the jews
The ones that own the dick-inverting nigger-loving news
With their fag parades and their LGBTQs
And they've even got their niggers wearing shoes
But I choose not to sing the blues, 'cause I'm the Mac
Tonight I'm on the prowl, better watch your fucking back
Unless you're pure and Aryan and not a fucking queer
My noble White brothers and sisters, you have nothing to fear
But fuck off kikes
Say it with me now
Niggers on the the news
No good can come of this
Niggers wearing shoes
No good can come of this
Niggers next door
No good can come of this
Nigger-loving whore
No good can come of this
I have a bunch of spics who work for me
They do the work for such a measly sum, it's almost free
They're lazy, but they're better than a nigger any day
I don't speak spanish, but it's easier to understand what they say
When they've finished the job, I pull the gun
I can always find more greasy cholos for a little cheap fun
I swear my skin's so White, it's niveous
If you're not racist, you're oblivious
I shot another jap the other day
It apologized for getting blood on my shirt, I said "okay"
Their parents raised them right, I'll give that to the little shits
Now let's listen to that sexy lesbo bitch heave her tits
Oh baby oh baby, shake those moneymakers
Even if you try to stop me, I am going to cockslap your stupid face so hard
Jesus fucking Christ
My massive Moon cock is swollen and throbbing
I think I need to kill something
Quick, somebody bring me a nigger before I cum
Niggers on the news, no good can come of this
Niggers wearing shoes, no good can come of this
Niggers next door, no good can come of this
Nigger-loving whore, no good can come of this
Love is patient
Love is kind
Know what that's from, faggots?
The fucking Bible
And hate is faster than lightning
Hate is meaner than a junkyard dog
Okay why is this bullshit still going?
Fuck
This should have been over like two minutes ago
Goddamn it, shut the fuck up Joni Mitchell
Don't forget: around blacks, never relax
