 The mystery of the Bandido buckets has persisted throughout the modern age, ever since the study of the incredible history of the Assyrian civilization began. What these mysterious containers were remains unknown. What were their significance or indeed contents? Intriguingly, the buckets were often but not exclusively accompanied by what is commonly argued today as a Turkish pine cone. One of the main driving factors in the continued mystery surrounding the curious objects is the fact that any explanatory texts regarding these objects are extremely rare. It does, however, seem likely that they were together employed in rituals of purification. This revealed by their Akkadian names, which were fortunately mentioned by this mysterious group, Bandido, meaning bucket, and Malillo as in purifier. It is thus argued that the fur cone would be dipped in the bucket filled with blessed water before being shaken upon a subject in order to ritually purify it. Alternatively, however, the close association of the objects with the depiction of specific tree species has led to the suggestion that objects represent fertilization. Thus, it is further suggested that in this case, the pollen from the male flower of the date palm would be shaken onto the female tree in question. It would seem like so many things within ancient antiquity. We can identify said anomaly, but its true grandeur, importance, and indeed origins, remain a complete mystery. Could this continued mystery be incentivized by it possibly being an advanced technology possibly an ancient upart? There is much regarding these specific ages Akkademia claims to know so well, yet when one looks at said awareness, gaps suddenly appear. Entire chapters, including the true purpose of the Bandido buckets, either remains missing or possibly hidden from mainstream study. They are undoubtedly highly compelling.