 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb nice hat Jake James nice cat You got a cat this weekend tell the people didn't get a cat didn't get a cat ooh But true any cats left in the NFL playoffs the cat teams Jaguars out. They're out Panthers out never been in bangles out No, no they're in okay Team We got cats we got gold diggers Yeah, we got cats and dogs this whole thing. So who's the others Niners Eagles bird man right cat and then it's bangles chiefs man Man, huh? You're rooting for a man versus man. I'm a river man versus man cerebral or how about this bird versus bird verse cat Happens happens all the time too. So we're rooting for that. It's a good bird versus cat matchup Like each party sending like a good member of the birds like birds sending eagles is pretty good They got talent right and then the cats sending bangles. That's good. The seagulls won this year. It's stink. Mm-hmm. Yeah the Orlando doves Expansion team at the end of the episode. Let's each come up with a new bird team Okay, never kind of birdie did Pittsburgh penguins got my game You already mentioned a lot of the sports actually and we had some nice moments in the football this weekend We had we had a watch party. There was a lot of fun 300 rabid Giants fan showed up We had a ref tell everyone to shut up and then we had a George kill I kind of catch More eye poppy. Oh, you're doing again and look straight ahead. I think it's a is he does he cross his no Oh, you're just kind of my natural reaction when I say you're trying to see your time. I can't do it You can't do that without crossing your eyes. No stare at the camera and do it What the fuck I got it that time. Oh, there it is. He looks scary mine was too intense The ref saying everybody shut up It's classic like gym teacher mode. Yeah, and I liked who's on who was on the call Trebek was just like, okay Trebek Tariqa, who is it man? All right, P. Who was it? Tariqa do three different do young middle-aged and then old Alex for back That was the football what a weekend. What was this breakdown you're telling me about before all this tennis player the Australian opens Going on right now got his name again. Oh Alexander Zarev He got struck by bird poo. So he just starts feeling his hair and he's like, what was that? Is it raining and then it's bird That'd be like a four-year-old just telling the story have Did a little kid impression It's all little kids talk he ran out of batteries And then he has to call time out It's called time out and go fix it and the whole stadium is quiet They're like what and then when the stadium realized you can play the audio is that everyone just laughs at him He's kind of I think he's relieved They say this is good luck Which is just something you say to people when terrible things happen to them and it wasn't he he fell apart He lost which in a way It's true like from that moment going forward your luck should be better than a bird pooping on you Which brings us right into the more sports Jim the more sports and maybe you go bet on this at draft kings the bagel Fest Because that would get them canceled and sued and you're done They had their winter games rolled out this weekend and what an event it was you could tell by the videos I mean we don't have to put words to it, but I mean The bagel eating contest bagel stacking even bagel curling I got excited for this And I don't know yeah who led to the disappointment the article or the actual event because the bagel eating event Contest is just two men a ten-year-old kid The all the contestants in the middle are sitting and not even caring and the two on the sides are standing They definitely like raised hands before it's a weird thing who wants to go and like eight minutes is it? Why would eight minutes ever be the allotted amount of time? Why wouldn't it be ten from someone who used to be in the competitive eating world? They normally have different Denominate like I think hot dog is 12 I think you know depending what you're eating and what the human body can do well they ate five bagels and eight minutes I think we can beat that. I think the John Boy media office might have our own bagel feast and we beat that We could also be being horribly rude We I don't think I've ever tried to speedy to bagel, but every time I have I almost get like soaring the John like wow That's a lot of it is a lot of material Yeah, but we could do that. They also had a bagel stacking competition. We're gonna host the bagel feast Winterfest bagel stacking now really just depends on what kind of bagel right you order from It also just looked like they're like now the bagel stacking competition is about to begin if we still need Contestants if anyone would like to join the bagel stacking competition Please head to the main table by the lobby and five people showed up and I was your name there George It's not sports. It's eerily similar to this This not sports is a crime that I've solved for the good people of Wahaki, New Zealand I don't know how you say that why why does they're fed up? They're being tormented by a mysterious sausages in their mailbox for almost a year the anonymous surfdale Sausager places the sausage wrapped in bread and tomato sauce as is common in New Zealand in their mailboxes They say about once a month. They thought it was a drunk person who misplaced their dinner. They say here It's tearing my friend group apart. It's tearing Wahaki apart Can't be how you pronounce that because we don't know who it is Does he live by a school bus or a bus area because I'm gonna guess That there's a kid in the neighborhood whose parents give him this as his snack out the door on his way to school And he doesn't like it So he just walks walks walks hides it in a mailbox and keeps going because that's what kids do when they don't want to eat Food they just ditch it. I unfortunately think you went too far in this glass onion. This is Jacob Peggwilder Doing this to himself drunk not even just looking for a little attention. Oh, it's tearing my friend group apart Yeah, he's playing it up. That is the like when I lived in Australia, that's how you would have like how we do hot dogs That's how they do barbecue like sausage on the barbecue and then just in a piece of white bread with ketchup Mmm-hmm, and then some fairy bread to round it off very bread is just white bread butter and sprinkles Australian delicacy Sprinkles white bread butter sprinkles like rainbow sprinkles fun. It's fun Is that the end of the show sure isn't one final segment we do every episode well, that's the end of the show employee of the week It's a highlight of the show employee of the week for George you're George all of them This was requested someone said I nominate someone he got nominated We started nominating people people in the office can start nominating people to us We have to receive it, but I did think it was worthwhile. We are good We transformed our stream lounge into a code names arena arena and Mike Was a ringmaster Mike second might be a second. The first one was him on the jet. Yeah picture That was a while ago. So Mike wins employee of the week. It did come out really cool The videos will come out soon. We had Lawrence the band little Priori. I'm always scared I'm not gonna be Italian enough when I say the last night Today's episode of the weekly done was brought to you by DraftKings four teams remain But only two can play in the big game the BG DraftKings is an official sports betting partner of the NFL and new customers can bet just five dollars on either game and Instantly receive an additional two hundred dollars in bonus bets Download the DraftKings sportsbook app and use code dumb new customers can bet five dollars on any NFL playoff game and get 200 in bonus bets instantly. That's promo code dumb Only at DraftKings sportsbook minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply see show notes for the tales Now we all know your sister's been bird pooped on Yes, my young pooped on probably in the Bay area They swarm so like you eat lunch outside Granada high school live in more, California And as soon as I read the birds knew when lunch was ending so they start swarming So if you were running to your class late You'd put your binder your backpack over your head and run to class Everyone would because the birds would just poo same with A's and Giants games like in the eighth inning they just start Swarming because they know it's over. They're smart these birds West Coast birds That's the new team when Oakland goes to LA the West Coast Las Vegas Birds are there any teams that are every kind of the animal like just cats like Kentucky's the wild cats It's pretty nice. Yeah, what do you think about it? No one's just a dog Jaguar and Panther I think same thing into the same thing same with the bobcat I think different places just call all those things the same thing Jaguar might be different because it might be black But mountain lion and Panther are the same thing Panthers the same as something else. What should I Google? Three cats are the same. Yeah, I think mountain lion and Panther are the same wasn't a good search for me I'm gonna be honest. Ooh the ocelot doesn't get talked about a lot a lot Oh Mountain lion and cougar mountain lion also known as the cougar the Puma the Panther all the same thing Hmm mountain lion cougar Panther Puma about that