 It's the hair gel. It's the hair gel that can smell me coming. I promise you. This is Zack vs. Dating Apps. Love them or love them. There's no doubt they work. I mean, look at these guys, for example. They met on a dating app and they couldn't be happier. Oh, my God, no. I'm not sure what app. That is exactly. Today's challenge, try and get myself a date before Tinder. I've booked two tables in here for this evening and I'm going to compete against a guy on his phone to see which one of us can bag themselves a catch. Look, Zack, made the best man win. What kind of bar is this? Right, I only have a few hours to attract a female and with my hairline receiving at an alarming rate, I really am against the clock. Luckily, I found a website called How to Get a Date in 12 Steps. Hey, my dad had a heart attack. Step one, do not use classic pick-up lines. Big health scare last year, yeah. Big one. If I know women, you're probably pretty bloated right now. Are you... You're not... Oh, you are. I was just saying London's pretty big. Step two, be relaxed. Hey, I... Are you single? No. No, I didn't think so. It's the hair gel. It's the hair gel that can smell me coming. I promise you. Step three, practice good hygiene. Step four, log in to see Philarticle. Yes. Yes. Okay, it's becoming increasingly obvious that I'm not going to be pecs on the beach back there with good looks and toothpicks alone. It's time for Plan B. Who are you? Invisible earpiece gadgets were designed to provide spies with secret communication to their helpers. However, using one today with a dating professional should be just enough to get me the victory. Testing, one, two. Testing, one, two. Introduce yourself. Hi, I'm Zach. Hi. Do you live near here? No, I'm from Australia. Yeah. Where's she from? Yeah. Sorry, where are you from? I've already asked her that. Pay her a compliment. What lovely teeth. Lovely teeth. Ask her about her family. What was that? Have you got her parents? Sorry. Keep trying, Zach. I'm nervous. I'm sorry, I'm too nervous. I can't multitask. Stroke her hair. Oh, for f***'s sake. You're on Tinder. Not you, mate. You bird. It's too easy. It's been a long day. Perhaps girls just aren't into guys like me and Rogan. It's 6.58. I've still got two minutes. Come on, come on, come on. Come with me in the pub up there, this free yogurt. Greek yogurt. Come on. I thought girls love yogurt. Excuse me. Date me. Date me. In that pub now. Well, I've still got 30 seconds left. I've got one more trick up my sleeve. Do you want me instead of him? No, thank you. Well, that's it. Tinder's won. Technology has changed the face of dating forever. And with over 10 billion matches on Tinder alone, it looks like it's here to stay. No matter how good you are at pulling in real life.