 If you are a civilian watching this alert, please remain calm and do not turn off your device. An accident at the CERN particle accelerator and research facility has caused a significant disruption to the HUME level of baseline reality. HUMES are a measuring scale for the level of reality in a given area. The low HUME inch now experienced around the world is resulting in the collapse of baseline reality. This collapse will have several serious consequences for life on Earth as we know it. Firstly, anomalous phenomena will occur frequently across the planet. Anomalous phenomena includes objects, entities and phenomena which violate natural law. Secondly, physics and the normal flow of time may experience violation. Events may happen in an achronological order and laws such as gravity or entropy may invert. Finally, the fundamental chemical and physical laws which bind atoms together may dissipate resulting in mass disintegration and or detonation of matter. To avoid these negative consequences of this event, you must follow these steps. Thank you for your attention and cooperation. Steps are being taken to attempt to resolve the situation. Secure. Contain. Protect.