 and the person with the most cash and property value wins. This is faster than the standard game, which continues only until one player remains. All right, you all ready? Yeah, yeah. Should we, unless you- And we also rolled- I'm the penguin. I'm the battleship. I'm the battleship. I'm the battleship. I'm the battleship. He's one of those. Are we implying the snooze you lose rule? Wait a minute. Dennis, I mean, you always think, oh, wait. I'm at St. Charles. You're St. James, I'm powerful. You're lucky. I'm sorry, I last talked about you for no reason. That is- Jesus Christ Simon, oh my God. Are you doing a snooze you lose on the bank, too? No. OK, I'd love to keep that. You're the banker. Thank you, I know. All right, your turn, Simon. Eight landlords. Uh, 280? Can we just have a calculate out here? It's not snooze you lose, it's 12. Oh, OK, 12. I thought he's on- Yeah. No, he's on Virginia. Yeah. So he gives me 12. I thought you didn't notice. I did notice. You didn't notice. That you're really counting your money. I'm not too busy counting my money. I'm never too busy counting my money. That's all that I thought. I wonder why, because I don't have enough money, all right? I never have enough, never satisfied. Six. Nope, take it in turn. Come on, quickly, quickly. Hurry, hurry, go, go, go, go. Take the turn. That's you, Simon. I just went, it's me. Pay attention, Simon. My bad, guys, it's always you. Three. Which one are you? One, two, three. Three, five. Nothing happens. Three, five, five, eight. And nothing happens for some reason. Don't even- I'm chillin. Marvin Gannins. Two, ten. Two, ten. Sold to the gentleman for two tons. Marvin Gannins. Your building loan matures. Collect 150. You have no buildings. But it doesn't say I need a building. I'm joking. This is a joke. We have fun. This is a joke. Advance to St. Charles, please. If you pass, go. Collect 200. Would you like 200? All right, St. Charles, please. Oh, shit. Fuck. $10. Would you let me just- Yeah, I want the 200. I want the 200. I want the 200. I want you to- I could just give me the 10. You gross me out, man. My turn. Broken mistake. The controls. Utilities. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. You gonna buy it? You gonna buy it? Go on, let's go with 200. 300, you buy it? Yes, yes, buy it, buy it, buy it. You bought it, all right. It is expensive. It is expensive. But you know what? I am expensive. Four plus three is seven. There's always wrongly dice. I'm always wrongly dice. I'm always wrongly dice. You gotta be quicker, man. Blasting music like that in your neighborhood tonight, I proved go to jail, correct? What? I'm in jail. Ah! Wait, I don't think I got the card for North Carolina Abbott. Can you give him the card for North Carolina Abbott? You have it. No, I don't. Yeah, but I bought this in the beginning of the game. Oh, did you buy it and know? Oh, excuse you, Luz. All right, Luz. I guess you really are the loser here. I snooze, but you lost. I just bought, bought, you bought it. I'm gonna pay to get out. OK, paying to get out. Right, nice. Cool. I just want to make an announcement. You all have 10 minutes left. We're speeding it up. OK, we gotta go even faster. OK, just don't worry. OK, who's turn is it? I just went. It's Simon. It's Simon. He just went. All right, it's my turn. OK, five, six, five, five, one, two, three, four, five. Tennessee Avenue, that's my property. Yeah, all right. Damn right, it's my property. There was a terrible idea. He's got a monopoly. Great, thank you. Oh, true. All right, since it's been around, give me eight houses. Income tax. For some reason. Ooh, Virginia Avenue. What on earth is he going to pay me? Let's see. That's gonna be $900. $900. You also roll a double. So roll the doubles real quick. Well, I don't have the money. You have to sell your properties. Roll the dice. Roll the dice. Thank you. Four, one, two, three, four, Tennessee Avenue. You also have to pay a need to something. So sell your properties. Let's sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Let's do it. Let's do it. Who wants to monopoly on the property? No, no, no, no. You sell them. You sell them. So that's $400. That's $350. Let me get out the calculator, but it's OK. All right, let's see here. I told you we should have a calculator. You did this to me. I told you. You're going to pay for it. You pay me first. All right, so you need $900. You want to sell the blues, right? You want to sell the blues? OK, we got $400. We got $400 plus $350. I don't even need to do the math. It's $750. $750, let's count the. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Eight, Pennsylvania Avenue. You want to buy it? Go on once. Go on twice. It's up for auction. OK, auction. Let's start the auction out at $100. $100, go on once. $120, go on once. $120, go on twice. $120, sold to the man with no money. All the way money. Mom and dad is. That's mine. You better pay me $24. $24? No. Whatever, whatever. Give it a change. No. OK, $10. Doubles. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. As soon as you lose. Boardwalk, thank you buy the blue if you want. You want to buy the blue? $400. $400. Come on, $400, you want to buy it? Great, $500. And you get $100 back. He gets a boardwalk. All right, my turn. You're rolling the dice and you got $9. That's still a lot. $9 is. He gave him park place. $9, luxury tax, $100. Not feeling so fine. You can take the $20. You rolled the dice. Come on, you're poor shit. Let's do it. All right, it goes up for auction. Let's start the bidding at $1. $1. $1. $2. $5. $5. $10. $10. $15. $15. $20. $100. $20. $20. $500. $500. $500. You're going to have $500. $500. $500 for the man with no money. $500. $500, you have to sell all your properties and pay $500. It goes to me. $150. No, no, no. He said $500. You have to sell all your properties. Who has accumulated the most wealth? It totally may. If it's not me, I'll scream. I have a total of $294. I can't count. You're using a calculator. Yeah. I need all the help I can get. Take capitalism, baby. One game. You only won one game. Did you get that first place? No. There's got to be a second. No. That's fraud. This is fraud. It's not fraud. You're still counting. What are you counting? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Jasper is the winner. It has gained 20 points. Yes, bro. You just wins the whole episode. I knew it. I knew I'd clean up with Monopoly. You just can't. Yes. You're not going to give me 5. I want to see it. Jasper has won the game. You're not going to give me just what winning looks like. You only won one game. Winning looks like one game. You only won one game out of four. I won three. I won the most important game. I think I second place in final one. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Mike, let's walk off. Walk off. You know, I've trained a lot for this. You're not going to walk in a lie. I've analyzed just about. Sportsmanship. Yeah. Bipolar guy over here. He hates me, loves me, hates me, loves me, and primes me of my mother. She was a huge inspiration for this Monopoly game. So I love you, mom.