 Welcome to another episode of frightfully forgotten horror movies. This one's a little more of a retrospective We've been getting some comments on Texas chainsaw massacre the next generation we did a VHS tales on it a while ago told our story watching the first time You know we had high expectations for it because it was the first one to come out in ages the first one We were able to see and we thought it was horrible. Yeah such a letdown We really haven't seen it since No, cuz it just made that much of an impression and people have said no give it another chance We're trying it again and so last night we got together with our good buddy Carl Woods And we watched Texas chainsaw massacre the next generation again and here is our Thoughts on it after revisiting it after what 20 years. Yeah So what do we think of it the second time around I can sum it all up for myself in one gesture What a complete piece of shit Movie is fucking piece of shit the acting even on Rene Zell wiggers And she is an award-winning actress is fucking abysmal If you're gonna kill me then do it. I'm not gonna put up with any more of your crap all of them Please mr. You're scaring me. Just tell me what I can do the dialogue is so poor Like who wrote this a fucking six-year-old look guys need sex, okay? It's matter if you get all worked up and then not get it. You can get prostate cancer so bad Way too much Crap going on dude. They try to put all these little subplots in and stuff Aren't you forgetting that you're married to my mother. You shut your damn mouth Doesn't seem to work Like nothing works with itself at the beginning the couple getting a big fucking fight because she sees her boyfriend making out with some other girl Yeah, they drive off and they're having their conversation in the car about the relationship or whatever and it's very bad Very I saw you you were kissing her once I kissed her once what's wrong with that they get in a car accident Fuck and they just take off if you can flee the scene of this car accident and somehow They're in the woods. Yeah, why did they drive to the woods? Why are they in the woods? There's no reason for it at all Yeah, and then like with Matthew McConaughey's character like With his stupid robot leg That's another thing like the sound effects Just spoiled a lot of it you're right. I just made it into a joke Fuck fuck and like here. He's chasing those kids down the dirt road and stuff like that And then he picks one of them up Renee Zellweger and she sees like the dead bodies in the back and Just it's not that big of a deal really Freaking out. Yeah, you'd want to get the hell out of there when the one kid gets into the house after being chased By leather face and stuff and then he just decides to take a leak in that toilet. Yeah Calm and everything he's like talking some crazy guy outside with a shotgun Well, wouldn't you be scared shitless and be too busy trying to get out locked him out though? You should have seen me not one facet of realism to any of that She's goes to the drive-thru with Renee Zellweger in the back in the trunk. She's banging away She opens up the trunk is like would you stop kicking my trunk? Please poke a hole in the bag for me so I can breathe Okay, like what the fuck was that? I know it's just stupid. She's all polite like okay, okay? Yeah, what'd you be like she opens the trunk be like Fuck fuck and stupid kind of like make-out scene. Oh, yeah Making out like Wrecking old fucking like kitchen Slamming into the fridge You can see Matthew McConaughey was just like what Just be as crazy as we can be here. Yeah when he jumps off that room But one thing we did want to talk about the portrayal of leather face is actually pretty good Yeah, pretty scary. Yeah, like he like all the masks and all that he's wearing like that kind of half-body suit Yeah, that's a first looks creepy and what's with the fucking guy with the Egyptian carvings and those piercings Yeah That Robert Blake with the fucking really bad wager what he was wearing you see that super defined line Yeah, it's all glued He's all licking Renee Zell wager and then he's all putting that chest stuff up to her and everything Like the later on he picks her up in the limo He's like I'll just take you to the nearest hospital whatever forget about it. What the fuck is that fuck? But watching the second time I did find it more entertaining because I knew it was bad already And I was kind of looking for Things to find good, right? I think watching it with you guys was funny because we can laugh at it together So I think it is an entertaining movie in that respect where you can watch it and laugh at it because it's so bad So now it's not so cringy As it is laughable Exactly. Yeah, and it's like a fun party movie that you can have on in the background There you go guys. We gave Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the next generation second viewing and It's still a piece of shit piece of shit But at least now it's a laughable a little bit more enjoyable piece of shit exactly To quote the Simpsons they tried and they failed miserably The lesson is never try keep drinking