 Spider-Man is one of the most dangerous street-tier Marvel characters of all time. If all the Marvel street-tier characters went out onto the street and had a big Fortnite battle royale, there's a huge likelihood that Spider-Man is coming out of that thing on top. There's no doubt that this man is a bastion of brutality. From flinging massive chunks of concrete to slamming people into the ground on their necks, Spider-Man is everything that everyone says he is. This man is a menace! And today we're gonna take a look through Spidey's old playbook of pounding, just to fully understand the extent of this man's brutality and display some of his most brutal moves to a general audience who thinks this man is a child-friendly character. Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? No. This is the slam you on your neck in front of the whole neighborhood Spider-Man. So off the bat, the elephant in the room is PS4 Spider-Man. This man is definitely a violent psychopath. This video was also written by J. Jonah Jameson, if you couldn't tell. This particular Spider-Man fighting style mostly consists of Spider-Man either throwing himself at his enemies at a lethal speed or throwing his enemies up into the air and then slamming them down with the most brutal force you could ever imagine. Take a shot every time I say brutal in this video. No, I already said that joke in the last video. I can't say it again. There's no doubt about it. This is definitely lethal. This man forged the term superhero brutality right next to Arkham Batman himself. My organs hurt. You know, I'm starting to think that these guys might just be stronger than regular humans if we're going to act like these guys aren't being actively killed by Spider-Man. And you know, that's just what I'll tell myself so that I can sleep better at night. And I refuse to watch the game theory video about it. And it doesn't get any better after this either if you keep looking into it. If you actually play the canonical story of the game and abide by its canon rules, you realize that Spider-Man is wearing a suit that has armor plating on his arms and feet. So that means that Spider-Man specifically tricked out his suit knowing that he would be whip, jump, kicking it up and spinning fucking punching people in midair and kicking them in the face and slamming them on the ground. He upgraded his suit because maybe he didn't think he was being brutal enough. Spider-Man's out here knocking the teeth out of these poor criminals who are willing to throw their humanity away just so they can get some goddamn food on the table for their children. Like come on, Spider-Man, you could be out here fighting for easier access to jobs but instead you're out here being an instrument of the corrupt law. You could be beating on the vultures geriatric ass but instead you're fucking beating the shit out of regular people and putting them in the goddamn hospital if not the goddamn mortuary. Fuck you, Spider-Man, you're no better than the common cop. I mean if you really think about it, Spider-Man is kind of just a cop in tights. He beats the shit out of you and he leaves you for the police to come find you and then they do all the arresting themselves. He's sad. All Spider-Man are bad. So slamming people on their necks onto the concrete is already pretty bad, right? Like there's no way that if Spidey decided to hit you with another move it's gotta be something less lethal than that, right? This Spider-Man flings concrete chunks at people. Big ones. That's right, this motherfucker Spider-Man is so strong he's ripping chunks of concrete out of the ground and fucking beating the shit out of you with him. You know, these games would not make Spider-Man look like such a mass murderer if they just made it so that you can't do these things to normal people. It's not really helping Spider-Man's reputation. If, you know, every time a New Yorker looks out a window they can see Spider-Man fucking ripping up the street that they have to drive on every day and beating the shit out of somebody with it. It's not helping. God damn it, Spider-Man. There's a pothole in the road now. And it's not like this version of Peter learned his lesson after the first time he started throwing concrete chunks at people from the ground. Here he is doing it again in the second game he shows up in. Like, bro, come on. These poor security guards show up at Alchemax to work their 9-5 and provide for their families. They don't know what the fuck's going on in this company. They don't care. The security guards. And here Spider-Man is just fucking ripping concrete out and beating them to death. They'll never even get to see the 5 at the end of the 9-5. It's like he's fully maxed out a sock with rocks in it. Spider-Man, you're a piece of shit. So throwing concrete at people is bad. There has to be an end. This has to be it. There can't be any more. It can't get any worse than this. Unless you decided to surf on the unconscious bodies of the people you've already knocked out mid-air. I'm not fucking kidding. Spider-Man, Web of Shadows is a game that's praised by many Spider-Man fans. Some would even say that this game is better than Spider-Man PS4. Why would they say that? It's definitely not because of the acting or the story or the shit-stain aesthetic of the game itself. It's the combat. Well, it's also the swinging, which is really good, but it's also the combat. The combat in this game allows you to beat the shit out of anyone, anywhere. Spider-Man can beat the shit out of you in the middle of the street. He can beat the shit out of you on a wall, and he can beat the shit out of you in mid-air. You're fucking ping-ponging your enemies back and forth. You're fucking doing Tony Hawk Skater 5, whipping it up under your feet, and you're throwing fucking cars at them and shit. Yeah, don't think I'd let you forget that. You can throw fucking cars at people in this game, and this is the only Spider-Man game where you can do it. And I'll tell you what, boy. You can put a controller in your hands, and you fucking pop that game in, and you know what? Being so brutal to people who could never deserve this amount of brutality, despite how evil they are, boy, it feels good. Like, knowing how strong you would be if you became Spider-Man, and then being able to put a controller in someone's hands and be able to feel that power to the full extent, it's a pretty cool thing. It's been a while since I've actually popped this game in and gave it a try, but I am not afraid to say that the swinging and the combat in this game far outclasses anything that we see in Spider-Man PS4. This game makes PS4's Spidey's punching power look like that of not even a baby, a sperm cell. It's like that one meme with the fucking crying baby versus the atomic bomb. I totally recommend picking up this game and playing it if you're a Spider-Man fan. It's nothing like any Spider-Man game that you've ever played in terms of feel. If you can't get the game physically, pirate it. What, what are you looking at me like that for? I put thousands of dollars into this goddamn company with my own two hands buying merch and doing all this bullshit. Just fucking play Web of Shadows already. Alright, fine. I've been shit talking Spider-Man's brutality this whole time. Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh. But when is he allowed to actually be brutal, huh? When is he allowed to go all out? Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3. Marvel vs Capcom has been one of my favorite fighters as of recent, and it's because it's the only fighting game that you can play as Spider-Man in. Smash Ultimate, Guilty Gear. I don't give a fuck about any of those games. You can't play as Spider-Man. What's the goddamn point? Get that shit out of here. Playing as Spider-Man in this series of games, specifically this one because I can't speak to any of the other ones because I haven't played them as much as I've played this one, feels like you're playing as a sticky hurricane full of kids. I don't imagine he's very fun to play against either. I don't think playing against another player who can actively trap you in a giant web at any moment is gonna, you know, disencourage people from punching their monitors and fucking ripping their hair out and flipping the fuck out. All these special moves he does are pretty cool too. Even if I complain about Spider-Man and the recent Marvel vs Capcom game, it is nice to see that they've kept his moveset pretty much intact with only some small additions like Smash Ultimate and how they treat their characters, except it's getting stale, guys. We need to, like, come on. Mario's played the exact same way almost since Melee. Can we change it up a little bit? There's been new Mario games that have come out. You know, there is one finisher that I actually don't like in the new Marvel vs Capcom game. It's this one. So essentially what happens is that the green goblin swoops in and he starts fucking throwing these pumpkin bombs at Spider-Man. Spider-Man's like, oh, what the fuck? All these pumpkin bombs are coming at me. Holy shit! And he fucking webs him in the air and fucking throws him at the enemy but the problem is that I pressed the Spider-Man Brutality button. I didn't press the green goblin Brutality button. I want Spider-Man to do all the murderizing. Why is green goblin here? You're telling me that green goblin just fucking flew in out of the goddamn sky threw some bombs at Spider-Man and flew right the fuck away? Just to fuck with him? That doesn't make any sense. Okay, maybe it does make just a tiny bit of sense. But now that I'm thinking even more about it, Spider-Man is still being super fucking brutal in this game. He can team up with so many other heroes and fucking jump you. All of a sudden you've got that one short motherfucker from that one old NES game that for some reason is popular enough to keep bringing him into the fighting series and he's getting jumped by Spider-Man, Hulk and fucking Wolverine. That is brutality. This man is a menace. He's got a criminal. I want him strung up by his web. I want Spider-Man! Ah, yeah, I know you saw the reference. I know you saw the reference, come on. Oh man, that's low balling though. Don't give yourself too much credit for cashing that. That's Spider-Man too. Okay, that's not a deep cut. Anyway, this video is pretty much over. I hope you guys like the new format. I'm only going to do this every once in a while. I'm going to test it out, see how you guys like it. I like the green screen format, because it lets me wear a suit in a video. And I also get to be more expressive and act out. So I'm going to see how editing this video goes. And if you guys like it and this video pops out, this might become the main format for how I do videos from now on. But I don't want to be a naked, jaky clone completely. Excuse me. I'll only be a naked, jaky clone if I stop talking about... Is it enough to talk about Spider-Man all the time to not be considered a naked, jaky clone? I don't want to be a naked... We're getting existential. This is the first time I've ever done like an end card where you can see me. Okay, the end card's over.