 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and this quarantine's got us going all a little bit mad, I feel. I feel like I just don't know what I want to do at my time and there's an easy solution for that. Find a website that tells you what to do. Today we're looking at Random Steam Game Picker. I've put in my URL there and it's gonna pick out games for me. Honestly, I have so many games in my Steam library that I've not even played or I've played once or I've not even looked at from like humble bundles and whatnot and buying random Steam keys off eBay. I hate it. Alright, let's see what Random Steam Game Picker wants me to play. Alright, we're playing Cook Serve Delicious, which I honestly cannot remember. Oh, I played this for a total of 10 minutes. It must be good. I scroll down to see what it was all about and someone says, ooh, who drinks a beer in the morning? It's quarantine! Don't judge us! I feel like the bar for alcoholism needs to be raised. Or is it Lord? No, raised. He needs to be raised, yes. The game already seems happy. I like this. It sounds fun. Except for those creepy noises it's making and, you know, the floating fish heads. Is this my restaurant? I don't think it would pass health and safety regulations. Oh God, I served them the wrong thing. What do you want? All I do is serve corn dogs. This can't be that bad. Mustard and some surprise ketchup. There you go. He's not happy. Oh, he came back. He just threw it out and then immediately came back inside. Slap everything on it. Yeah, there we go. You really get your bang for your buck here. He's not happy about that. I'm trying to give you good value. We're going to be playing a few games. I don't have time for this tutorial. Start new day. Okay, what's easiest to serve? I need three types of food. Okay, steak is very easy and people aren't picky with it at all. Pizza and fresh fish. We're a weird restaurant. Those are three dishes. That's it. All right, I would not buy any of these foods from a restaurant that looked like this. What do you want? A steak, is it? Juice enhancer. More, more. One season, twice juicy and once, oh God, that's too much. All right, there you go. Oh God, what do you want? What do you want? Fillet the fish, then season and cook. Oh God, I don't know what that. Just do back and everything. All right, next one, next one, next one. Oh, sweet cheese. Yes, I should have just served pretzels. All right, tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni, sausage, bacon, please bacon. All right, cook it, cook it, cook it. All right, something's burning. Shit, I gave them an uncooked pizza. That's just saucy bread. No, no, no, no. Oh, for fuck's sake, everything's burned. Okay, one person's happy at least. Work ticket clean. Oh God, flush. No, don't sanitize hands. Just get back to work. Oh God, it's lunchtime. Yeah, get back to work. Oh, sweep it, Jesus. This is awful. This is terrible. Like, how are you supposed to do this? Look at the controls. No wonder I played this for 11 minutes and repressed it. It's extremely stressful. Sorry, sir, I'll be right with you. I'm just cleaning the toilet, and then I just go nuts on this fish. This is stressful. I can do everything. He'll be fine. A pizza is a pizza. If it doesn't have pineapple on it, it's fine. What is this? A rat? I got to place a trap. Okay, pull the bar, set the lock, set the cheese, and don't sanitize, please. That's how the rhyme goes. Like, I'm the only person working here. Why do the toilets need to be constantly cleaned? I missed it, okay, great. There you go, sauce. I hope you like sauce on bread, because that's what you're getting. Just stop coming to my restaurant, okay? Take it. Just cook. Just the bread, just the bread on its own. Who ordered the pizza? The naked pizza? Oh God, this is just terrible. This is honestly stressful. The dawn of a new era of feasting is at hand. No, I can't. I can't deal with you guys. Why are you coming here? It's the shittiest restaurant in town. It was just made as a racket for money laundering. Get out of here. I'm done. I lasted six minutes this time. All right, Steam Picker. What else have you got for me? Construction simulator 2015. Okay, this is one I haven't played. All right, new profile. What could my name be? Hardhat. I just want someone to wear me. Company name, insurance fraud. That company color can be red for danger. At the train station, in Wolveshine. Ah, there you are. You must be Hardhat. It's nice to meet you. My name is Peter, but you can call me Pete. I don't know why he has that accent. He's just got a bit of phlegm, Hardhat says. Wow, I get to sit behind the steering wheel of a truck already? Yippee! He's way too excited. Oh, look at him go. Oh my God, this game is good. I'm going running onto the train tracks. All right, I'm in my cab. I'm going to go onto the train tracks. Oh, feck off, invisible barriers. Oh God, that almost killed her. I can't, luckily, for her. Indicate, please. Oh, he's indicating now. Okay, thank you. There you are. I parked the truck anywhere and come over to me. All right. There we go. I'm really good at following orders. You just have to be very specific. Even my guy's like, I hope we have a good insurance policy. I mean, my company is literally called insurance fraud. So I hope we do slowly reverse and couple the trailer. All right. Is it connecting? What is that? Oh, see. We going? Out triggers need to be retracted. I don't know what that means. The truck is really trying to go, though. All right, something is wrong here. Vehicle attached. Did I do it? I don't know. Out triggers need to be retracted. What does that even mean? Can I just drive the feckin' excavator there? Feckin' thing is stuck. This is shit. This game is so confusing. Oh wait, I think I did it. I just started mashing stuff and it worked. You shouldn't drive too fast with the loaded trailer. Well, I wasted so much time. I have to. Oh my God, deja vu. Pack the trailer between the orange cones. Okay, it technically is between it. Let's go talk to him. Feckin' hell. Well, that went very well for now. Where are you looking? Whoa. I'm digging to Australia. How does it come back out? It's stuck. I think a pesky rabbit has grabbed it down there. I forgot that when I dig earth, it has to go somewhere. This does not seem safe. Then again, we are trying for insurance fraud, I guess. Come on, get in the ground. It'll be funny. Get in. It'll be funny. Come on, sir. He doesn't even look like he's trying. He's spaced. Good work so far. Do you want to continue? No, not really. I'm hiding, sir. If I stay here, someone's bound to drive over me and then operation insurance fraud will be complete. Oh my God, he's got such a high vertical leap. I don't know what to do. Oh Jesus, I dumped all the... All right, you know what? It doesn't matter. Sir, are we done? I don't know what my goal is now. Come here to me. He says, okay, gonna scold me, I think. He did great. Looks good. Now we need the water pipes. What is it? Bring us a pallet of drainage pipes and tell him Pete said hello. Wait, who did this? Pete was digging when I wasn't looking. Oh my God, that's probably dangerous. You should think about purchasing a new vehicle. Good timing, Pete, because this one's stuck. This definitely shouldn't be on the road. Like he specifically told me not to take it. But look at my truck. This poor person's car just got ruined. Don't worry. I had to make sacrifices too. I think this is my excavator down. Hey, no pushing. Come on. Okay, maybe a little bit of pushing. I appear to be stuck. Hold on. Hold on. The arm's coming around. Yes! I can't take off their carton. All right, I might have to hitchhike. I'm kind of stranded here. I rented a forklift from this dude. It's like, I'm doing some heavy lifting, are you? No, I've just destroyed my last two cars today, so I don't have any left. Anyway, I'll see you later. Just leaving town. I think there was a good time to leave town to be honest. He's created a lot of damage. All right, I think hard heads ending is just he drives off into the sunset. Let's play another game. Worms reloaded. Fantastic idea. All right, let's create a team. The Cult. We got Jim Pickens. We got Turg. We got Grognak. And last and certainly least, we got me. That is Pants. That's Irish? Okay, if you say so, what would I know? Can you stop jumping all over the place? I'm trying to figure us out here. All right, that's about as pale as me. Perfect. God, they look so Irish. They look more Irish than me and I'm 100% Irish, DNA proven. I'm just as boring as we thought I'd be. I'm just going through the titles and it was like Space Cadet, Street Fighter, Striker, Templar, Trekkie, Warlock, Weapons Expert, Animal Abuser. All right, I guess I'm being Animal Abuser. All right, there we go. It's a 1v1 me versus them. Animal Abuser. Are you ready? Yes. Not sure if I should answer that. It seems like a trick question. Why are all my guys on the edge of cliffs? A bunker buster. Okay, I'm going to try and blast him off. I don't know if this will work. Come on. Yes, yes. We're off to a good start. Okay, he did the same to me. That's not fair. It's only fair if I do it. Come on, Turk. Let's go abuse some animals. All right, that's not funny. Shit, how do I swap weapon again? Oh, no, no, no, no. I mean, yes, good. That's what I meant to do. Oh, come on. Oh, you fucking bastard. He just about lived. Let's see where I got to get down there. I can do that. Where's the jetpack? I know it's here somewhere. What is marked for death? All right, I'm going to mark someone for death. Whistle, you've been marked. This is what the cult does apparently. I don't know what that did. Okay, it's raining on him now. Geez, they're really going for Jim here. They know who's the leader. All right, we got Kevin stepping up to the hockey. Come on, protect the dear leader. There you go. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, good. He's only going to try and kill me. I thought he was going to kill Jim. My sim is way more important than my life. Jim, we need to get you underground. For once, you're going to be in the basement. It's for your own safety. Is he just? Okay, I thought he was just going to kill himself. I was like, all right, admit defeat. That's fine. I don't care. You can kill me, but you'll never kill my sim. I want to use that ninja rope thing. Where's it? Ah, here it is. I used to be good at this. We'll go up. Yep. And you've been marked for death, buddy boy. And then we'll go up. Look at that. Oh, that was close. That was impressive though, wasn't it? Do you think it was? Have you subscribed yet? There's no other place to get esports level worms gameplay. I don't think I can actually get into the dude. He's hiding. Oh my God. The bot really knows where to stop, don't they? Coming in. God, he really does sound like me. Now that I've heard it a few times, I don't know who's talking, him or me? Coming in. Okay, I think we're at a bit of a deadlock here. What if I airstrike him? I might be able to get him now that he's down there. Wait, lightning strike. Hold on, hold on. I want to try this first. I want to toy with him. Is that hitting him? It gave him health. Okay, fantastic. How does that make any sense? All right, Turk. I always kind of knew you'd be the one to end this. Let's napalm strike the fecker. Come on, come on. Oh, that didn't work at all. Turk, you idiot. Oh my God, I finally teleported down to him and now he's going over where I was. And a place I could have hit with an airstrike too. But now I have none left. Okay, all right, gently. No, no, no, no, gently, gently. Oh, feck. Oh, shit. Okay, everything is... Not fine. Well, that was a little bit of a misplay there. We all knew I was going to die anyway. Jim will end this. Oh, no, hold on, hold on. I can do... Hold on, hold on. I'm really good at these. There you go. Look at that. No, just feckin' sheep him. Just sheep him, lad. Okay, that kind of worked. I suicide-cheaped him. I guess that's where the animal abusers nickname comes from. But we won. Kevin won the Dark Side Award. No surprise there. Fantastic game choice, random steam game picker. Let's put me in such a good mood. I want to play another one. No lights. The hell is that? What the hell? I'm already hyped. Oh, my God, I'm getting achievements. For every key I press, what the hell? What the hell? Did they just make this just for achievements? What the hell is my person doing? I'm clicking all the keys. What the shit is this? Oh, look at what he's saying, though. He's pretty relatable. I have no idea what is going on. All I know is I'm getting a lot of achievements, which just made my day. Where did this game come from? Okay, I died. I think that's a good time to end. I got all the achievements, which coincidentally is 27. Let's try another one. That doesn't count. No, not construction simulator again. Tori Bash it is. Oh, my God, my sensei. Look at him. Oh, my God. He's almost falling over. That's a new hip right there. What the hell is he doing? Jesus Christ. Look at him go. I can barely stand up in this game. Come on. I'm pressing all the keys and I'm getting no achievements. This is no fun. Okay, here we go. This guy looks evil. Okay, I've started this match by falling over. I think hold on. Hold on. I'll just try and grab him and maybe pull him with me or something. Why is he not moving? He's making me unsettled. Okay, this is very spectacular, but I would ideally try and grab him now. If we could do that. Okay, we've leapt off into the air and we have fallen over. I think that guy's actually unconscious or he's fallen asleep standing up or something because he didn't do anything. Yeah, he's fallen asleep. Okay, now we're going to grab him. We're going to grab him. I think I've fallen to my knees and I'm going to surrender. I think that's the play actually. Wait, hold on. Grabbing. Oh my God, this is perfect. Yeah, charge him. Yes. Yes. This is great. Yes, I think he's going to hit the ground first. That means I win, right? I'm balancing quite perfectly here actually. I did it, I think. You know, I don't know if you can count that as a victory. It looks more like an elaborate dance more than anything. That's the finishing move. All right, I'm taking that as a win. I'm good at games. Go on. One more. One more. A godly car. I remember seeing this recently, but I can't remember what it is. How do you feel today? Sadness that lasts most of the day for me. Is this like the Octodad universe or something? I think everyone in South America is dying. I don't know how to stop it. Do stay inside and do nothing. I'm just going to turn that off even though it's very fitting advice. I think I'm just doing a little dance with my arm. Honestly, everyone's dying. I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. What are these things? What heat level? What are you talking about? Oh wait, I have a heat lamp on the earth. Am I supposed to be heating the earth? I'm spinning the earth really fast and I lost. I have no idea what that was, but I think that's a good place to end. Steam is about a 20-25% success rate when it comes to finding good games, I think. But we are going to leave it there. I'm going to have to find some other things to do with my time, I think. I do hope you enjoyed your time watching this video though. I appreciate you watching as always. I hope you're staying safe and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.